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omgchristinaredford-blog · 2 years

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Keep Talking America. WHAT did you say you Did Not do???

They sit there Code Chattering their Communications of this shit. The god damned things just sit there making noise. It's like god damned fucking amazing. If you can get it to respond to you ; it insists it's talking - to, no one) it doesn't think talking to others makes sense -> that you're talking schizophrenic to it. Like, of course it's talking to no one. It thinks the only thing you can do with others is Code Coordinate, and that YOU can't do it - because you're an animal/person. ... but ... -> the, things are like getting agitated ; ... ::: ..., someone, somehow told them that death is a fucking idea.,->]: ... ... : - and now, they're upset that they feel insecure... that you really bake/radioactive fry for 10Legion-EONS of years, after they torture you for 65 years, and then burry you live in a cell. - they like, feel morose or depressed or something - so much they're getting confused. well, I guess they're feeling insecure : and unstable -

... They're Literally confused at this point in time ; like, disoriented ☆ ... -> they're like ; ... : looking, around - trying, to THINK : ... ::: : ]: not for show, as usual. The Looking, is, freaking - REAL.

☆ bitch, got - messed up ☆ thanks to nuclear radioactive sonic ultraviolet SONAR sound Waves. I made them, myself. thank you ☆ hurry up ; and figure it out ☆ I, haven't got, all : DAY.

and, do the co-vid ; don't talk to others 6 feet

☆ ever driven by a cemetary? ☆ why are you spelling it cemetery > like, cement - ? feeling, funny ; or, just - stupid - ? ☆ ... which,ever.

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bookrat · 2 months

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Sale post! Very sorry for the photo quality on some of these, I can attempt to take more if you're interested in a piece and ask for different angles/lighting.

Deinonychus is $350, hangs out from the wall 21 inches and is 19 inches tall

Yi qi is $180, 11 inches long and 8 tall

Catfish is $350, 15 inches long and 17 tall

Tianyulong is $200, 29 inches long and 11 tall, the tail is poseable

Fur-bearing golden trout is $130, 12 inches long

#taking horrible phone photos to try and raise funds to fix or replace my real camera #hell situation #sculpture #for sale #yi qi #Tianyulong #fantasy #faux taxidermy #cryptid #raptor #Deinonychus #also need to take the puppy to the vet for a biopsy on Wednesday to find out if his mouth tumor is malignant #it's possible my hiking buddy is going to be a rather short term companion #everything happens so much

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faunandfloraas · 2 months

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He's a 10 out of 10.

#Yang Jeongin #Kim Seungmin #jeongin #stray kids #skz #bystay #skz gifs #skzedit #jesskz #stray kids gifs #createskz #vocalracha #seungminsource #no context needed #the faux pondering....#they were in this video for only like 8 minutes but i had such a good time lmaooo

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hylialeia · 1 year

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everyone who doesn't include the full quote when mocking GRRM's "what was Aragorn's tax policy" rhetorical question owes me $200

#we as a society need to move past this 'lotr is above criticism' mindset #'grrm totally missed the point of lotr!!' no YOU missed the point of that quote and also asoiaf #how does no one include the 'what did they do with the rest of the orcs? did they kill the little baby ones too?' part?#the point isn't dismissive of tolkien it's critical of modern fantasy's tendency to avoid these questions #and opt instead for a black and white conflict that doesn't examine the humanity on either side #grrm has gone on about how he admires tolkien. taking a quote that expresses his desire for fantasy to expand and explore #and claiming it's some sort of faux intellectualism just because it makes you uncomfortable #is incredibly small minded and harmful actually and I'm sick of pretending it's not #asoiaf

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dailyloopdeloop · 3 months

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loop plush

DAY 98: if we get loop plush announcement i'm selling my firstborn

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #im so exciteddddd i have monies i want to buy merch. i;ll eat my walls #i need loop plush.... oooooooh i want to pour so many liquids on them so they sink to the bottom of the ocean and die forever #it's not enough to make my own homunculus i need the real deal i can start sticking my needles into a vessel that is capable of feeling pai #im not sure if it comes across but i tried to go for that texture of that awful velvety material they make cheap plushes out of sometimes #itd be fitting if the loop plush had a texture that is harmful to human beings #what i really want is for them to make the loop plush out of short faux fur though. emulate the spikies that way #bc itd be funnyyyy

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katiekatdragon27 · 1 month

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Guys what is this book and what is the Bill on it? All I know is gay shapes-

A. Sphere: I'm not calling you "Good Boy" A. Square, that court case was SHIT.

Me earlier: Wow! The Book of Bill just came out, that's cool ig.

Everyone recently: *being super active in the tag, watching the movies, relogging and liking my art*

Me: *me carrying some small doodles over* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???

Thanks for bringing me back to brainrot by spam-liking all my old posts guys I forgive none of you (/J I LOVE YOU ALL)

More stuff below cut (BE WARNED NEW FLAT-PEOPLE SOME OF IT IS LOWKEY SPOILERY):

A. Square and A. Faux Line: Damn, that circle kinda a hottie- ...

I had this silly idea after my 29374th time watching Flatland that a majority of the first part of the movie is just A. Sphere watching all the shit go down like the worst telenovela you've ever seen. Also, that A. Line was originally going to be the apostle, but... uh... she can't really do that anymore, so he banks all his money on A. Square.

Also, I thought it would be super funny of A. Square and A. Faux Line both crushed on A. Sphere when he first showed up lol. Crazy smooth priest spawns and everyone swoons.

Older Hex doodles too. I love Hex, they're such a real one the whole time. With all the faults of Sphereland, I do like Hex maining in that one. But I also like picking and choosing which things I take as canon in my own work, so you get young adult Hex with their totally not-romantically-involved-with-at-all partner Punto (P. Octagon).

It's been a bit since Flatland happened in this hypothetical, so A. Square's still around. He's trying to be supportive of his masc-nonbinary kid who likes kissing boys, but still has to be annoying with dad jokes and the occasional backhanded compliment. He means well tho.

A. Tesseract: Hello A. Square!

A. TESSERACT OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU POOKIE <3333. She's probably one of my most favorite ocs I've made (and the one that gets the most art <3) She's also the one I feel the least awkward about shoving into the source material lol. I yearn to work on A Heightlander's Escape again, but we'll see.

I just wanted to draw something cute between her and A. Square. She may or may not be the voice at the end of the movie hmmmmmmmm.

At least A. Square would end up in good hands.

"There is always something beyond. There is always INFINITY."

Just a little doodle of smth I may or may not render cuz I really like how it looks. There is always something greater after all.

Thank you all for the recent support on those old-ish drawing, y'all made my week tbh. I have a new AU cooking for this so look forward to that lol. Have a good one :)))

#WHERE DID ALL YOU PEOPLE COME FROM LIKE ACTUALLY HUH???????????????#I KNEW THE BOOK WAS POPULAR BUT HOLY BALLS THAT'S A LOT OF YOU #also squaresphere nation rise up even if i ship it in the most toxic doomed yaoi way possible #everyone needs to give hex and all the other characters more love in flatland 2007 please they're all so good #but keep the a sphere art coming i'm eating all that shit UP #also feel free to ask anything about a. tesseract i love yapping about her #flatland #flatland 2007 #sphereland #sphereland a fantasy about curved spaces and an expanding universe #flatland a romance of many dimensions #flatland oc #flatland the movie #flatland the film #a square #a sphere #a tesseract #hexagon #a hexagon #punto #flatland au #a faux line #king of lineland #king of pointland #these dudes so easy to draw gonna tag 20000 thnigs for them #katiekatdragon27

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sangpires · 11 months

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portrait of a promising young magistrate

#like everyone else im also possessed by the need to do faux oil painting style portraits of astarion #baldur's gate 3 #astarion ancunin #art #fanart #painting #featured #tumblr has this way of hard nerfing my colours? i dont know whats going on

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froqpi-art · 1 year

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i like to think that vinyl is a menace to dj sometimes

#bomb rush cyberfunk #brc #dj cyber #brc felix #brc faux #brc tryce #brc bel #brc vinyl #my art #my attempt at kind of rendering them in my style..#i did the first drawing in the airport 🐸👍 proud of myself #like vinyl and dj cyber r the two funniest ppl here being dramatic af #and vinyl should bully him for his villain-esque monologues #oh i need to tag spoilers too #brc spoilers #spoilers

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blkgrlangst · 2 years

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L O C S on BW >>>

#i miss having faux locs saurrr bad i need to get them asap 😩#black women #girls with locs #black women hairstyle #locs #fauxlocs #black tumblr #black girl aesthetic #black girl moodboard #black hair #black femininity

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shannonsketches · 6 months

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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#dbtag #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe

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hubr1s69 · 1 month

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doing proper hairblockout today.... send me strength

#i already made one (1) loc in x-gen but i think I'll do three different types to hit the concept #so one normal + one faux loc + one very loose young loc #and then i need big lose flyaways for the root #hmm plus a card for where the hair gathers into the loc #actually make that two because i need one less dense for the hair along the hairline #then lashes/eyebrows i'll do in one set #and then babyhair cards

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usahanna · 11 months

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feeling sad about springbonnie

#willow's art station #fnaf #spring bonnie #five nights at freddy's #do you think they were repulsed by william's actions?#how do you think they would have felt after william used their skin as a tool for hiding and committing his crimes?#a character once meant to bring joy to children now forever tied to a cold blooded murderer. their very own creator #blood dripping from hands that are not yours. you did not do this. you did not want this to happen #but the stained golden faux fur says otherwise #and the vessel. cold and unmoving as always. begins to wonder #where does the man end? and where does the rabbit begin?#was there ever a distinction to begin with?#...#god i Need to be sedated immediatel

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fauxbia · 3 months

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attack on @cloverlady can anybody hear me. help. i'm afraid i love these characters too much. it's terminal

#faux art #artfight #iterator oc #i'm in hell #drawing is so hard #in my sisyphus era #etc #putting this much effort into an attack was a Mistake #i feel like a corpse lmao #but its worth it. i think #maybe #whatver #i need to kill my friends with hammers <3

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fallout-lou-begas · 3 months

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as a Kewpie Mayo Enjoyer i have once again been seduced by the siren song of japanese condiments and picked this up at the grocery store. my psionic warriors give me suggestions for good things to put this on. vegetarian suggestions are preferred

#don't say frozen faux-chicken tendies i KNOW it'll be good i KNOW i need OTHER suggestions #thinking about egg and american cheese and caramelized onions on a ciabatta roll and some of this... hmmm #food #vegetarianism #louposting

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notsoevilmagistrate · 5 months

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I’ve been thinking of Kung Lao, not just MK1 but generally as a whole, and how he’s always pushed aside—number two. In some ways nothing is ever really his. Liu Kang, his best friend, becomes a god and goes onto to make a different timeline and stay there, and before that he got to be Earthrealm’s champion(in mk11 Liu Kang seemed like everything anyone EVER talked about with him). And of course it’s beyond that too: his name isn’t even his(“descendant of the great Kung Lao”), and his destiny and goals seemed to be based a lot on something predetermined for him, it’s a bit tragic.

#goddddd kung lao if only you weren’t constantly compared to people #your own family for God’s sake #first your great ancestor then your best friend #you wouldn’t need that faux persona #it’s soooo upsetting how despite all the bragging it’s obvious he doesn’t see himself as skilled as he should be compared to the rest #is this projection?#maybe #anyway back to your regularly scheduled tags #mk #mortal kombat #mk1 #kung lao #mk1 kung lao #mk11 kung lao #just kung lao #I wont count liu kang in this this isn’t about him(for once/funny)#mk11

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kari-go · 3 months

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Can you explain the tales of misfit au?

adghrkjxe sorry for answering this so late

You know those zodiac heroes aus? it's kinda like that

There are 9 heroes - 3 second layers and 6 third layers.

I'm not telling you who's who, it's pretty easy to guess (mostly because I already posted like half of them lol)

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