i think neo deserves a huge collar you know
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Then employ one of your own superstitions. Wish me luck.
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
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i just want to remind everyone that, since the grishaverse is kinda sorta based on the victorian era, and since wealthy victorian families dressed their toddlers (girls or boys) in dresses, and wylan was very wealthy growing up, there are definitely family portraits in existence of baby wylan wearing one of those goofy ass victorian baby dresses
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try to be gentle when you are ripping me apart 🔪
w/ @kashisun
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somehow some time magic goes wrong and young arthurs from different points in time are pulled into king arthur era. everyone kinda has this back and forth of who is going to watch the literal 8 month old. gwen and lancelot are pretty good at taking care of him, so is percival but he doesnt seem comfortable with it so no one forces him. elyan tried to hold him but baby!arthur started wailing after three seconds. leon is sorta good but he has like no idea how babies work or what they need so when baby!arthur found his sword and almost lobbed his own head off, leon was forbidden from taking care of the child. gaius is too old and busy researching how to reverse the issue. who the HELL would trust gwaine with a child? arthur has this Odd aversion to the child but no one pushes him on it. ofc merlin, magic incarnate, has this like aura or energy that draws all these innocent woodland creatures to him so obviously little arthur is also drawn to him. in fact, merlin seems to be the person he likes the most. and merlins a natural w kids apparently so hes often the one that baby!arthur is handed off to.
he complains about it at first but when baby!arthur breaks into a fit of giggles after merlin calls adult!arthur a clotpole, he has merlin wrapped around his little finger. merlin stops complaining but does let arthur know that the one thing he Will Not Do is change his diaper. arthur laughs and walks away. merlin talks to baby!arthur like they’ve been friends for years (bc they have). arthur points out that baby!arthur cant understand him and merlin retorts that its like how it normally is. merlin gets to perform magic in front of baby!arthur and he LOVES it
my point to this was merlin dotting on little versions of arthur is a way that no one ever really did for him growing up and adult!arthur seeing it and healing little pieces of his inner child as he watches merlin play games with baby!arthur and make sure he’s taken care of. it especially hits him when gaius finally finds a way to send baby!arthur back and while everyone seems torn between upset they have to say bye, they’re also relieved to get the baby back where hes supposed to be,, merlin is like choking back fat tears. everyone backs off to give them privacy and merlin just kisses baby!arthur’s forehead and whispers some encouraging and heartachingly sincere words that have adult!arthur choking back tears.
then BOOM the spell also backfires and while yes baby!arthur got back to where hes supposed to be, now theres toddler!arthur. he has this gravitational pull to gaius (can recognize him) and merlin (magic soulmates ofc he has an innate trust in the man). merlin is happy to have his little friend back and gaius goes back to the drawing board. now they have this little 2-3 year old toddling after them and blabbering something that sounds like english if you’re patient enough
(merlin makes another comment about how little arthur has changed over the years)
the cycle repeats, merlin and toddler!arthur get attached and adult!arthur watches and heals a bit more of his inner child. gaius finds another cure that falls through the same way and now they have child!arthur. he has a bit more of uther’s influence in him but hes still a child. he gets hurt and tries to fight back tears but merlin sees he’s in pain and tells him it’s okay to be hurt, to feel pain, to cry. child!arthur says in that stutter cry children do when they’re fighting back tears that his father says boys shouldn’t cry. merlin wipes a tear that slips down child!arthur’s face and whispers about how he cries and lets himself feel his sadness before picking himself back up and dusting himself off before getting back to it, that it doesn’t make him weak but stronger. adult!arthur hears this and this may not be the beginning of his deconstruction but it makes a tremendous amount of progress in him rewiring his brain away from his father’s toxic ways of thinking.
idk if they’d get a teen!arthur since gaius probably would’ve learned his lesson by then but if they did, we’d get to watch Merlin vs Arthur Showdown 2.0 as merlin humbles the young prince and i think that’d be funny. especially for gwaine since he didn’t get to see it happen the first time.
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phrases that flood my mind with dominant femme euphoria when i say them <3
“stretch that wet pussy around my fingers, baby”
“who’s my good boy?”
“awww are you gonna cry?”
“get on your knees.”
“what was that?”
“show me your tongue.”
“you got my fingers wet. open your mouth.”
“beg for it. you can do better than that.”
“you’re mine, aren’t you?”
“just a stupid little brainless toy for me, isn’t that right.”
“i want your lips wrapped around my clit. now.”
“use your words. louder.”
“moan for me. mmm just like that. again.”
“do i need to fill your mouth or can you be a good girl and keep it shut?”
“curl that tongue for me.”
“you can take more.”
“keep talking like that and you’re going to get smacked.”
“i’m going to clench around you, and you’re going to fuck me harder. i’m going to milk that cock and you will not stop pumping into me, do you understand? say yes.”
“cum for me.”
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i get such a sense of primal envy when looking at edwin’s clothes up close because god you can just tell his coat is real wool and made to last and not cheap flimsy mass produced garbage and auggagghhhh that was just STANDARD in his time. by no means am i saying i was #borninthewronggeneration because i like having vaccines and household appliances but. man. to have a personally-tailored coat like that that’d last for years and years……. and fabrics of fine thread-dense quality………. if only
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What I love most about this concept of everyone playing gods is that while everyone else is playing a pretty well known dnd god, the Everlight is Ashley’s.
I know Serenrae is from Pathfinder, but she was brought into dnd for Pike. For Ashley.
The Everlight has so few followers that even Father Milo made a comment about her still having any. The character of the Everlight doesn’t have a dnd counterpart, meaning that Ashley has full control over who the Everlight is.
The other gods have lore. They have personalities that are already pretty well known, but not the Everlight. She is an anomaly in this lore, and if I recall correctly, the only character we know that has a connection to the Everlight is Pike.
(I know that all of these versions of the gods are going to be much more multidimensional and complex, I mean look at Taliesin’s Wildmother)
I’m kinda rambling in circles, but this version of a god who loves its creations so much that she fully embraced the fact that she was turned mortal, that she fell in love with a mortal and had kids with him, that she had a dog, had friends that weren’t her fellow gods.
I feel like if Ayden, the Dawnfather, wasn’t there, the Everlight would have stayed with her family and stayed mortal.
But then again we still have two more episodes with these characters and anything can happen!
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I'm sorry I let down my guard.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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animorphs has been wild the whole time (with a couple exceptions of some silly books) but the sequence of books 20-22. the david saga. absolutely fucked me the hell up. what do you mean this 13 year old boy was trying to kill a group of other 13 year olds. what do you mean the closest the animorphs have come to being completely wiped out was a 13 year old boy who planned to hunt them down and kill them individually. what do you mean they tricked him and forced him to be stuck as a rat and then abandoned him on an island that was little more than a rock in the sea.
not to mention the entirety of book 22 and rachel realizing who she's become and what she's capable of. and jake finally reaching the point where he is truly completely using his friends. and cassie being the one to make the plan to trap david, even though just a couple books ago she was going to leave the team entirely.
and ?? fuckin???? david replaced a kid who was dying after being hit by a car and planned to just take that kid's whole life after presumably letting him die in a hallway or a closet or something??? what the FUCK, animorphs
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Lucifer, in the middle of a crying fest because someone asked about his divorce:... And what if she left me for someone else? Someone better?
Alastor, Done™: Someone better than the man who defied Heaven's will not once but twice so he could be with her and make their shared dream become true? Honestly, sire, out of all the absurdly stupid things you've said, that might be the greatest of them
Lucifer:... Marry me–
Alastor: *loud radio static* NO.
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I have long since taken the mantra "write what you want to see" to heart, but I've just gotta say that it's kind of upsetting that gay movies seem to only fit two extremes. There's one end where the characters never kiss (or kiss once) or have sex (even implied). It's very sweet and clean and PG. The other extreme is like. Orgies every 5 minutes. Cheating. Abuse. Promiscuity.
It's just like. Y'all know that letting gay people have sex doesn't mean they can't be sweet as well, right? That man who shows up at his boyfriend's door with flowers and takes him to a nice dinner can fuck him (and only him) later. They can be married with a beautiful idyllic backdrop and still want each other carnally. Lesbians can make flower crowns and go for late night drives and write love songs and pick flowers and eat pussy? Monogamously.
I just really feel like people think there's some dichotomy where one side is "sweet = sexless" and the other is "sex = promiscuous low life"
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New picture of David at Proud Nerd Con in Germany today, and I love it so much. I love that he doesn't look like a celebrity, he looks like just one of the nerds instead who is there to meet his favorite people. I love his humility and how doesn't see himself as being better than anyone else, and it's so apparent here...
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I feel like this fandom is going backwards when people deny luisa is a feminine character. nobody is claiming she’s feminine because of things like crying and having emotions but she quite literally is shown wanting to be feminine in the bridge of surface pressure the part where she talks about what she desires. Also it’s a very conscious choice to make her feminine when you read the art book and see how they wanted to break the stereotype of masculine= muscles. The whole point is luisa wants to be seen as MORE than her gift. She never got to embrace her femininity the way the other madrigal girls did because she’s always working! Why are we trying to make it out to be a bad thing that luisa is feminine? there’s already so many female characters portrayed as masculine for having muscles and encanto is one of the only times they consciously wanted to break that. let luisa wear a twirly skirt and like glitter you cowards
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