#feels good to be back baby

[dogbunni]

Crimes I think Nendo would commit <3

in no particular order:

Petty theft- at least twice he has walked out of a store holding something he didn’t pay for simply because he forgot he was holding it

Piracy- his mama knows a guy who still pirates dvds. The Nendos haven’t paid for a dvd since 2007

Underage drinking- see my post about him and Kuboyasu's monthly bonding experiences

Vandalism- if he has a sharpie in his hands he just starts drawing on walls regardless of where he is. Also because he's big and scary looking a group of wannabe delinquents got him to look out for them while they tagged some roll down shutters

Drug use- he's had an edible once or twice but he can never stop himself from eating the whole thing right away so he ends up astral projecting into Toritsuka’s bedroom like why is my dad here

Assault- one time he went sicko mode and threw a chair at Kuniharu. Saiki had to intimidate his dad into not pressing charges <3

Espionage- everyone went on a school trip to the US and as they were getting a tour of the white house Nendo somehow found himself in a bunker staring straight at nuclear launch codes. Saiki had to mind control everyone into forgetting the whole trip so that Nendo wouldn’t go to supermax

Reckless driving- this man should not be allowed behind the wheel of a car

Possession of a weapon of mass destruction- I just know that his farts are diabolical

[mizzyislost]

i think i forgot to tell you guys but WOOOO I GOT MY PEN BACK!!!

and then immediately drew the best lost kin ive ever drawn so i guess im not as rusty as i thought huh

[stanfordsweater]

AVA BACK *runs to hug you like j2 in lederhosen in that one gif*

lol yessss hi ana i am still alive! i was supposed to have a bunch of days off but i ended up having to work + tbh i just needed a break. i've been playing dragon age inquisition and seeing my irls and sticking to twitter mostly

[splinterclan]

Moon 17: So yeah! This happened!

(Sidenote for Cedar's kits, they're meant to be 4-5 weeks/1 moon old already - so they're weaned from needing milk)

Also, also baby refs:

[canisalbus]

hello! i've written a short little machete fic, and i wanted to share it with you as thanks for all the incredible art and generous question-answering you've been doing these last few months. i hope that if you give it a look, you enjoy it. <3 keep up all your amazing work! archiveofourown [.] org / works / 50945128

✦ A Voi ✦

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

2x7 | 3x7

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

[peachphernalia]

harmonia :-]

[thisismisogynoir]

I love it when women hate men. I love it when women are allowed to vent to each other about how horrible and creepy men are. I love it when women form friendships with and prioritize each other over relationships with men(whether they're attracted to them or not). I love it when women put men dni in their bios and on their nude photos and on posts on their blogs. I love it when women refuse to mollycoddle and accommodate entitled male feelings with "but this doesn't mean I hate all men, I know a few men who are great, I love my father/sons/brothers/uncles/male cousins/guy friends" I love it when women complain about men WITHOUT "not all men" being a disclaimer. I love it when women avoid socializing with/refuse to be around/befriend/get close to men because they know men can't be trusted. I love it when women make "kill all men" jokes. I love it when women offer absolutely no concern or care for men's feelings and if their misandry offends men whatsoever because why should we, men are the oppressor class who have raped and killed and abused us and kept us as subjugated as second-class citizens for millennia, they regularly mistreat us and the women in their own marginalized communities still every single day and make this world so much harder and more awful for us to be in, and if we choose to hate them and not spare them any sympathy then so be it, and I don't just mean "men as a class" either, you can be a woman who doesn't want to have anything to do with any man on an individual basis and completely cuts off men from her personal life too and ykw I will love and fucking support you in that because men deserve absolutely NOTHING from us. If they're so tough and strong then they can handle it just like they can handle being lonely. If you are a woman who hates men, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A LESBIAN AND/OR A TRANS WOMAN, then just know that I love you. I love you, I support you, and you are safe here.

[vagueconfusion]

[weaverofink]

god-- it's brutal out here!

alternate versions:

[owlsie-hoot]

"Mrs Hall and I spoilt him rotten, ruined him entirely. Sorry about that." (05x01 To All Our Boys)

[bdoublehoe]

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[jazzums]

mutuals do this

[satans-knitwear]

Getting better!! ✨

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[sparrow-bear]

Okay so here’s the thing that gets me about Good Omens (s2 in particular):

Earth and humanity are (as far as we know) meant to exist so that heaven and hell have a playing field to best one another, initially by seeing who can exert their influence on humans most and ultimately as a battleground for their war. Humans themselves are kinda inconsequential.

But! Anyone from either side who comes to earth with even a *skerrick* of curiosity immediately starts to fall for the emergent properties of humanity- the music, the food, the art, the shades of grey that simply do not exist in heaven or hell. We see this in Aziraphale and Crowley who have found ways to keep their positions on earth for 6000 years yes, but we see it even more in Beelzebub and Gabriel, who have been to earth many times but only started to *see* it for the first time together, and in Muriel who we are told has never been to Earth before and is overcome with excitement seemingly within seconds of arriving.

There is something so deliciously pure and healing about this story that centres not just love between individuals being the most powerful thing in the universe, but also the simple love of *being alive*. It’s so potent that celestial/demonic powers succumb to the joy of living the *moment* they open themselves up to it. To see these timeless entities stumbling together through human history interacting with and delighting at, not humans themselves so much but the things that they have created. To know that the joy they find in these human constructs is literally changing the very fabric of who they are in ways that they clearly find freeing and deeply fulfilling. That they would literally rather live their quaint little lives on earth, drinking and eating their fill and experiencing human creations, than fulfil their purpose in some cosmic destiny. That they’ll fight to protect it so fiercely even though they’ve been told it’s destruction is preordained.

It’s wild that a story that doesn’t have human characters at it’s centre (in the show anyway), so expertly conveys the joy of being human. Whether you believe humanity exists for a purpose or not, we are simply silly little creatures with an overactive pleasure drive making things that are infinitely more complex than the sum of their parts.

Idk man, it’s the absolute reverence for simple contentment this story holds above all else that gives me life (especially in contrast to its irreverence of Christian morality). I liked season 1 a lot but season 2 soothed some deep hurt in my heart and I’m just so grateful it exists.