me: *sobbing in the woods*
The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.
me: *turns around* oh shit fr?
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"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier
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Trotting into my den (bed) to curl up and sleep (scroll on my phone) after a successful hunt (walked to the post office)
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ID: A green userbox. The image on the left is a picture of a possum with its mouth open. The text on the right reads "This user (all capitals) bites you bites you bites you." End ID
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So, kill anybody yet ? (Flirtatiously)
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*chomps on your bones seductively*
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It's always "oh god! oh god what the fuck!" and "What is wrong with you??!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!" and never "thanks for bringing me back from the dead and also giving me cool insect wings and mandibles,did you have fun digging up my corpse?'.
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Forest academia is one of my favorites aesthetic!!!
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Yall know that sound kittens make when they get scared af? Like they puff up and kinda just make that lil popping noise?
Yeah he did that thing
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