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cryley · 1 month
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why are people freaking out about matty's hair? have you seen how fast that man's hair grows??
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kbullet · 1 year
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@staff, the new video player is vile and horrendous!
Video players that won't let you scroll through the video are literally the worst shit online these days! I'd rather have to watch a 10 second Ad before each video than look at another fucking "tiktok-like".
You literally can't compliment this website once or they'll just fuck it up somehow.
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springfallendeer · 1 year
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Y'all really did pick that forbidden option on the poll.
Now I've gotta write smut about Peepaw Pimp
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faeforge · 1 year
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Abney Park new novel/comic kickstarter project is all Ai and I’m just..
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Like the lack of respect so many musicians seem to be having for this whole mess is nauseating. Yah dont think music will be next huh? Anyway if everyone could report their campaign to kickstater for violating their TOS that would be swell. They are strait up lying about how they got their images to try and dodge kickstarters ban
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ohtobeleah · 11 months
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I don’t think glen’s out yet. Just last week, there were articles about that whole thing with the costar so….
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queenofsassandmess · 1 year
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You gotta be shitting me Netflix. You canceled your best show, lost the lead of your other best show and your third best might move onto another platform?! Wtf explain yourself and make it RIGHT!!!
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albonstudies · 1 year
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not ollie and theo 😭
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wow the wwdits writers really shit the bed with marwa huh
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koranika · 1 year
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canada it was literally handed to you and you handed it right back
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raccoon-queer · 1 year
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I would once again like to remind you guys that I vehemently support mspec lesbians (ie. am not a queer gatekeeper)
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ineffablehunter · 7 months
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its tuesday you lil shits why is caturday trending?
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sunny-clover · 11 months
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Sooo,, I got catcalled for the first time ever today.
The first time I’ve been hit on. Uh. It was really weird. first thing, the guy was a kid younger than me (who apparently catcalls girls on the regular anyways) and the second thing that I just can NOT ignore is that when I was wearing a fully black outfit looking very emo with a black jacket in 80 degree weather and a Miles Morales Spiderman shirt on, this kid says “hey cutie”. Twice.
so, not only did he disregard all my emo-ness, but he did it t w i c e. I was already pretending like i wasn’t totally eavesdropping his conversation and instead listening to music on my walk home, but he hits on my twice. I was also almost cornered by him and my neighbor, but I passed them already the second he said anything. so. Yeah. Weird experience….. •__•
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dysphoriaposting · 1 year
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Next up: Sonic Learns How to Be a Team Player (Again)
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rainbenrry23 · 1 year
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louis didn’t write ‘so cmon call me liar yeah you’re so quick to judge’ for you to keep calling him liar fyi
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saintedbythestorm · 1 year
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Apparently people are drawing dicks in the plaza today... 🙄
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dumplingsjinson · 4 months
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List of “mix of random dialogue and non-dialogue, smut and non-smut” prompts
“I’m a mess because of you.” “You’re my mess.” “I’m… I’m your mess.” (FUCKING HELLO BITCH DO NOT- WLKFNFKLN I’ll get on my knees for you, my love—)
“That’s my baby girl/baby boy.” (Can he just— HEWOQKNFWKELNF) 
“You look so hot like that.”
“God, you turn me on so much.”
“Fuck, I’m gonna come—” Character B whimpers, hips bucking into Character A’s. “Mm, yeah? Then come for me,” Character A murmurs, stroking their fingers through Character B’s hair. (The noises he made as he came undone were SO FUCKING HOT BYE. those WHIMPERS?? FUCKING DELICIOUSSSSS LET ME HEAR MORE OF THEM, I BEG- ALSO WHO KNEW I HAD IT IN ME TO SAY THAT TO SOMEONE LMFAO, “then come for me” WQBHRELWJKNEWF BITCH. GET OUTTT-)
Those sweet little noises Character B tries so hard to suppress but is unable to as they come undone.
“I’m such a fucking wreck right now…”
“Imagine how good I’d feel inside of you.” (FUCKIFKSKSKKSKSKS WHEN HE SAID THAT AND I WAS LIKE LKENFKLEWNF-)
“I love you so much,” Character B murmurs, hugging Character A closer to them. (🥹🥹🥹 HE SAID IT HE SAID IT HE SAID ITTT 😭 He’s said it over text before but now it’s in person and I’m actually gonna WEEP EWKLNFWEEFN)
“I love you for you, and I’m going to continue to love you. I’ll always love and support you no matter what,” Character B reassures after Character A spills out their anxieties and worries to them about a situation they’ve been so, so scared to tell them about; scared of how Character B would react. (…I’m just going to say I love this man so much.) 
“When I first met you, I didn’t know you were like this,” Character A murmurs, slowly grinding their hips down against Character B’s. Character B grins up at them, hands wrapped around their thighs, squeezing gently. “Yeah, and I didn’t know I was like this, either. And I thought you were shy when I first met you... Now look at you, huh?” 
Character A not knowing how sensitive their breasts are until Character B pays full attention to them with their mouth. (…I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BUT FUCK YES—) 
Character A tearing up as they try to be vulnerable with Character B, and Character B reassuring them by telling them they can take their time and it’s okay if they can’t say it right now; that they can say it when they’re ready. 
“I don’t think I’ve ever been so enamoured by someone,” Character A murmurs, caressing Character B’s face. (I’M A POETIC SIMP, WHAT CAN I SAY—) 
“Fuck, why are you— Mmh— why are you doing this to me?”
“We can take things as slow as you want. I want you to be comfortable, and as long as you’re happy, then I’m happy.”  (PLEASE WJDJJS IM CRYING AHH, how’d I get someone so sweet sjkdms)
“We can rent a hotel somewhere… You can be as loud as you want then, hm?” (HE’S JUST FUCKING OUT HERE, YOUR HONOUR!!) 
“Fuck me,” Character A whimpers as Character B’s hips picks up with speed. “I could if you wanted me to,” Character B grunts. (SIR- FUCK OFF ISTFGGG)
Character B placing their hand on Character A’s thigh while they’re sitting down.
Character B wrapping their arm around Character A’s shoulders and pulling them closer to them, letting Character A rest their head on their shoulder.
Character B leaning in for a kiss and Character A shyly leaning in to give them a quick peck on the lips. 
“Whatever I do, I’ll always be adorable to you, won’t I? Even if I do the most heinous shit known to mankind—” “Yes. Yes, you’ll always be adorable to me.” 
“You sure you don’t wanna close the blinds? People outside could see us…” “Trust me, they won’t.” (this FUCKING GUY, but I guess he wasn’t wrong after I took a closer look at the blinds—) 
“You’re enjoying yourself up there, aren’t you?” Character B teases, watching through hooded lids as Character A rides them while clothed. “Does it look like I am?” Character A questions, breathless. 
“You just… You make me happy.” (YOU DO TOO, MY LOVE <333) 
“You’ve always been so caring and supportive of me so I don’t know why I doubted you… I’m sorry.” 
Character A being ticklish on their neck whenever Character B plants soft feather like kisses there, so Character B plants even more soft kisses there, turning Character A into a giggling mess. 
Kisses on the eyelids. (The softest shit EVER)
“Didn’t realise your objective was to get into my pants all this time,” Character B teases, and Character A rolls their eyes, a breathless laugh leaving them. “You know that’s not true. I think you’re the one who has the objective of getting into my pants,” Character A throws back. Character B shakes their head with a chuckle. “That’s not true.”
“How are we gonna manage being away from each other for a whole month?” Character A murmurs softly. “Mmmh, we’ll somehow manage,” Character B reassures, stroking their fingers through Character A’s hair.
“How are you going to manage without this for a whole month?” Character B questions as Character A grinds down on them. “I don’t think I fucking will is the thing,” Character A admits, unabashedly.
Character B moving Character A’s hair out of their face to plant gentle kisses on their face.
Character B laying their head on Character A’s stomach and Character A fondly saying to them, “You’re such a baby,” while carding their fingers through their hair.
Character B snuggling up next to Character A, post-orgasm. (SIRRRR- PEHFLKEWNELKWNF) 
Character A moaning Character B’s name and Character B losing their self-restraint over it. (Maybe I did it on purpose to turn him on—)  
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