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auraaurelis · 1 year
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can't believe it took me a year after the story's last update to draw my babygirl
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bomber-grl · 3 months
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A Night To Remember
Pairing(s): Felix Escellun x Gn!Reader (referred to as mc)
Yes I did name it after Laufeys & beabadoobees song | Also I’m aware this is painfully similar to the last chapter but I couldn’t find any better event in the timeline to apply this scenario
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It wasn’t a particularly good night, I mean so much chaos had happened.
Not only did Felix not have the ability to do magic anymore, but his father just made it worse.
Luckily he wasn’t as bad but his presence was still insufferable to both you and Felix. Not to mention the obvious disgust Felix would paint on his face whenever he’d see his father, mostly because of how close he was to killing you.
You opened the door to his room with a creak, studying everything you could became a nightly routine. You could tell how exhausted Felix was, especially since it’s barely been 2 days since the events had conspired.
“Hey” you sat down next to Felix, who was slumped down on the ground with his head hung in between his knees.
He grumbled but ultimately lifted his head and let out a sigh,” what is it?”
“Why don’t we stop for today? “ he immediately jolted “-and before you can protest, I’m tired and I’d rather have you there with me..ok?” You knew he’d most likely reject the idea of giving up if you weren’t the reason.
You could tell he was thinking of a smart retort before his shoulders slumped and he just nodded in defeat.
You couldn’t help the smile that spread across your face and you hugged Felix in gratitude to his compliance.
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You and Felix ended up settled in bed, and although this was initially your idea… it was admittedly kinda awkward since you weren’t exactly sleepy anymore.
Felix’s sudden outburst of laughter brought you out of your thoughts. “What? What are you laughing at?” You said almost pouting.
“No, nothing at all but the fact that you brought me here without any other thought to what we’d do next, it’s almost like… you wanted me for something.” You could sense Felix’s flirty teasing from a mile away and you honestly couldn’t help but indulge.
“Annnnd what if I did? What then?” You leaned in and as fast as Felix’s bold side slept out, it seemed to disappear.
A blush instantly took its spot across his face and now it was your turn to laugh. Despite this fun moment, things returned back to that awkward silence that you hated so much.
And as did that expression on Felix’s face, the expression that told you everything you needed to know. You instantly reached and cradled Felix’s head into your arms. You felt his entire body tense but eventually fill with ease.
“I know it’s difficult for you now that you got stripped of your magic” he let out a laugh and something you only managed to hear because of your close proximity, “yes, I’ve noticed.”
It wasn’t rare for Felix to retort with passive aggressive comments nowadays but it didn’t stop you from feeling just a little bit hurt.
You leaned away from Felix so that you could see his face. Obvious regret on his face and eventually he just sighed and looked at you face on.
“I-I’m sorry, I know Im being difficult even if I don’t mean to” his eyebrows furrowed and he looked anywhere but you.
“im… being a brat” he pauses and almost lets out a bitter laugh “I’d understand if you left with zero interest in me anymore.”
This genuinely shocked you “Felix..” your face obviously portraying how you felt you decided to just give Felix the biggest hug ever, at that he let out a surprised whimper.
His arms reached toward your back and returned the hug, but as soon as you hugged him you put distance to look straight at him.
“Felix, I never will get tired of you, or leave, or just go anywhere else. I mean you practically had one of the things that makes up your identity ripped from you- I…I love you too much to let you go…”
You refused to look at him, I mean you just directly professed your love for him! You could clearly see the shock and flush in Felix’s face in your peripheral vision.
“Mc…” before he buried his head in your chest you could distinctly see his bottom lip wobble, even if just a little.
He hugged you in a way that you couldn’t see his face, just so his lips would hover over your ear.
“I love you too”
it was a whisper if anything, and you could hear the wobble in it but you loved it all the same.
It came from Felix after all
You began laughing in giddiness and pulled away to attack Felix’s face with seemingly endless kisses.
“M-mc! What are you doing-mnph-“ you abruptly kissed him on his lips and whether if it was to shut him up or to show him you loved him, he’d never know.
You completely dominated the kiss and when you separated, initially to your dismay, Felix then wrapped his hands around your neck and pulled you down. He kissed your nose, cheek, and forehead and lastly your lips.
His cheeks were ablaze but that didn’t stop his boldness
“I’m glad to have you as my partner, mc” he was obviously beyond coherent and his face was hot to the touch but he was still so sweet.
“Me too Felix, even more so than you” you said without thinking. Felix snorted and in usual fashion retorted “well…. I love you most”.
The rest of the night was spent with you tickling, spilling secrets and just lazily kissing. In the end though, you fell asleep with Felix in your arms and he slept as happily and secure more than he ever has.
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Sorta rushed, pls forgive 😔
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bridgoetta-ontheside · 10 months
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Sooooo I only started reading Last Legacy two weeks ago… and I’m hooked 👀
Seriously though, I love this nerdy necromancer ❤️
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chaotic-kitty · 1 year
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The whole fandom currently:
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romeo-the-homeo · 1 year
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vincent describing his first summit outfit reminded me immediately of felix’s costume change in last legacy
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the leather gloves, rings and gold details, the (jacket) cape, the (pretty much) no shirt, the pants…
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nezukowo · 8 months
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it's them
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poisonouswritings · 1 year
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Last legacy where everything is the same but mc has a gun
I know that the intro mentions Ayanna having a gun in the original game but no one in the story ever has one or mentions one so we're just gonna pretend no one in Astraea knows what they are
GN!Reader, guns and stuff that goes with it we're just gonna say you can summon the Astrolabe at any time but you have trouble actually using the magic aspect of it, Color Rule (Felix, Anisa, Sage), always follow proper gun safety!!
We'll assume you already have experience with a gun. Maybe you own one, or you grew up with parents or family that did and you grew up learning about them. You obviously didn't bring a gun with you to the convention, though.
So you're looking at the poster and you hear a clatter and you look over and see this ornate, golden pump-action shotgun. You can tell from a glance that it's a prop (although it doesn't have the 'fake weapon' tag that all prop weapons get when you check into the con, so that's a little weird...) but you make sure to stay away from the muzzle anyways when you walk over to pick it up, going to check the safety.
And then you get transported. Thanks, Felix.
When you tumble into Astraea, your immediately priority is to keep your finger far away from the trigger and check the safety. You just barely manage to find it (it's already in the ON position, thank fuck) when you get grabbed by the distraught wizard that just teleported you here.
Once Felix does calm down and realize you aren't Rime, he turns his attention to the As- what in seven Hells did you do to it?? He's never seen it take a form like this. What the hell even is it? Luckily you seem to know how to handle it. He ends up poking around it a bit. It's sort of,, like,,, a super big-ass wand? What's a trigger? What's a safety? Those are magical terms of sequential orders, not physical things!!
He'll have to look at it more another time, because the guards are pounding on the door. You sling the rifle over your shoulder with the handy strap and hop on through.
Then you're in Anisa's office and she's pointing a sword at your chest. Since the drop through the portal was a little rougher than you expected, you reflexively reach back to secure the rifle on your back. There's a soft glow and it transforms into a double-action revolver. Which uh. Does not go over well with Anisa because Now You Have A Handheld Magic Weapon!! She starts to grab it from you but pauses because What The Hells Even Is It??
On one hand, she's significantly more convinced you're an assassin. On the other hand, when you explain you're from Earth, she's quicker to believe you.
She! Has!! So!!! Many!!!! Questions!!!!! About Earth weapons. You give her a very basic safety lesson (don't point it at anything you don't plan to shoot, never have your finger on the trigger unless you're going to shoot, make sure the safety is on every time you pick it up, even if you 'swear' you had it on before, always handle it like it's loaded and live just to be sure, etc). The gun is so light you assume it's unloaded but you double-check anyways. And. Huh. There are these pellet-sized little balls of light magic in place of bullets. That's... Weird. You triple-check the safety and decide to investigate more later. Like, maybe when you're not in a closed room with a curious half-cat girl who's never seen a gun before?
Anyways Felix gets brought in before Anisa has a chance to ask more questions, though you promise you'll tell her more some other time.
Now it's off to the Saucy Gull to try and track down the mysterious Sage Lesath!
Anisa and Felix both suggest having your weapon on hand because the tavern you're going to is pretty well known for constant brawls. You're a bit wary about using it just yet - these clearly aren't normal bullets and you don't want to risk doing serious damage. You turn your prop sword/staff holster into a makeshift gun holster, secure it to your side under your cloak, and press on.
Then Anisa manages to start a fight in about a minute by pointing out the illegal rat racing going on in the back over there. It's way too crowded in here to even think about firing a shot, so you rely on dodging, ducking, and throwing random utensils - up until you get cornered against the bartop. Now you have a problem with three different choices;
Use your gun. You have one target at a point-blank range. You won't miss. But you have no idea how strong the magical bullets are so you have no idea if they'll go through the body and potentially ricochet or hit someone else. So that's out. And besides, when you're this close, your opponent can easily just knock the gun out of your hand, so it's risky to begin with.
Shout for Anisa and Felix. They're busy in their own battles, though, and there's lots of other shouting in the tavern, so there's a good chance they won't hear you.
Kick this dude in the shins as hard as you can and run the hell away. You're not sure you have enough room for a real wind-up, though.
You're spared from making a decision when your opponent gets knocked in the face from left field by a big 'ol neko. When he offers to bring you to safety, you agree, making sure your gun is still in it's holster because You Don't Actually Know Who This Large Strong Man Is and it's better to be safe than sorry. So onwards you go.
He's flirtatious. Sexy-dangerous, as he puts it. But you don't think he's a danger, so you relax a bit; up until the voices from the other end of the hallway that Sage identifies as bad news. On reflex you reach for your gun only to find it's once again morphed, this time into a semi-automatic pistol; faster and holds more rounds than the revolver, much tighter and less powerful than the shotgun. That should work if it comes down to blows.
Sage's first question is Why Were You Cowering Against The Bar If You Had A Weapon??? Second question is Can He Hold It (Not In A Kinky Way)? Obviously you're not letting him touch it because He Will Play With It Like A Toy, but you do very quickly release the cartridge to let him look at it (and to double-check the bullets - they're still those glowing magical balls). Then you slide it back into the pistol with an audible click! and Sage's tail starts wagging. And y'know? I think he's a little flustered when you have it on your hip like that because,, like,,, y'know how he totally got turned on when you had a knife to his throat? Well he imagines you pulling out the gun and cocking it and. like.
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Idk. Idk. I just think Sage likes being threatened and doesn't fully understand what a gun does (at least not until he actually sees you shooting at some targets)
You ultimately decide not to escalate the situation, though, and let Sage scare the guys off.
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As you settle into life in Astraea, you learn about your weapon. From what Felix helps you learn, the Astrolabe changes it's shape depending on what you need it for in the moment. The ammo is magical so it's both infinite and fluid, meaning it's strength changes more or less in accordance with what you want.
You're able to get a sight on it,,, a laser, specifically. You don't get to use it very often because as soon as you turn it on, Anisa, Sage, and Stella all go into cat-mode and chase it.
You do eventually let everyone try it out, albeit after a very in-depth safety lesson (or multiple, if we're being honest).
Felix isn't a huge fan of it. It's kind of cool to look at but he prefers his spellcasting. He does enjoy getting to help you test the complexity of the bullets, though. Can you enchant them to do different things, like turning whatever it shoots to water or making it a flamethrower or something?? You guys don't know, but you're gonna find out!!
Anisa has mixed feelings about it. On the one hand, it's super cool! She loves learning about Earth technology and weaponry, and she appreciates the creativity involved for how humans have managed to adapt without magic. On the other hand you tell her about all the various atrocities guns have been used for and she's,, a little less enthusiastic. She likes target practice, though.
You have to knowingly keep it away from Sage because he's liable to just start messing with it. It's shiny and it makes funny sounds and sometimes there's a laser?? Instant cat toy for him. At the very least he understands religiously checking the safety and never aiming it at a living thing. He doesn't understand the concept of not touching the trigger until he nearly shoots himself in the foot. Then he gains a healthy level of respect. Now he's a little worried about you accidentally shooting yourself, though...
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uchiha-7thsingularity · 10 months
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Honestly just wanted to see this facial expression on the new sprite in his latest chapter 14. I do not own character or background.
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checkered-knox · 2 years
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Hmmm…
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sweet-milky-tea705 · 1 year
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I stayed up until 5am for this,, merry chimus.
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brainrot-in-the-house · 10 months
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Felix!! I love this watercolor so much!! The sheen and its name fits Felix!
I might draw another pic for him tho this didn't turn out like how I wanted it to -
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Not me only recently downloading fictif and falling in love with almost all the characters of Last Legacy only to discover that the story might never continue..........
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unpromptedviolence · 2 years
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post time skip felix <3
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disclaimer: don't follow my tumblr for art! this is a personal blog. follow my insta for future fictif fanart and other stuff!
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blanketorghost · 2 years
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Idk if i ever posted this but happy (late) birthday to Felix! These are some old sprite edits/drawings of a redesigned ch. 11+ outfit since I didn't dig the last one (very sorry, ciel)
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chaotic-kitty · 9 months
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Last Legacy: Randomly Generated Scenarios
This has been sitting in my drafts folder for a very long time. Thought I'd just post it. Sorry if there are any mistakes.
MC: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Felix: Rude.
Sage: That's fair.
Anisa: Not again.
Rime: Are you going to want this back?
MC: Good morning.
Felix: Good morning.
Sage: Good morning.
Anisa: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Rime: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
MC: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Anisa: To the city?
MC: Yeah, no matter what!
Rime: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
MC: I…. I don't know!
Felix: Oh come off it, be serious!
MC: I am serious!
Felix: You're insane!
Sage: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
MC: What???
Sage: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Felix, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
MC: Nothing in life is free.
Felix: Love is free!
Sage: Adventure is free
Anisa: Knowledge is free
Rime: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
MC: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Sage will and will not eat.
Felix: Grass? Yes!
MC: Moss? Yes!!
Felix: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
MC: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Felix: Worms? Sometimes!
MC: Rocks? Usually nah.
Felix: Twigs? Usually!
MC: Rime's cooking? Inconclusive!
Anisa: How did you…. test this?
MC: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Anisa: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Rime: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
MC: Bye Felix! Bye Sage! Bye Anisa! Bye Rime! Bye Felix!
Sage: You said "bye Felix' twice.
MC: I like Felix.
MC: So uhhh.. My question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine. Uncooked.
Anisa: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Rime: In your pantry!
MC: Yeah…. and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'… … How do I make them stop?
Anisa: Is your friend here?
MC, motioning to Felix: Yeah.
Anisa, to Felix: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >: (
Sage: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Sage: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Sage: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Sage, to Anisa and Rime: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Anisa: YAAAAAAAAY!
Rime: THE PRESTIGE!
MC: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Felix: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Rime: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Sage: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Anisa: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFFIlI
MC: What does 'take out' mean?
Anisa: Food.
Felix: Dating
Rime: Murder
Sage: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
MC: You're a loose cannon, Felix.
Felix: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Sage: I think you play by your own rules.
Anisa: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
MC: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Felix: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Rime is a loose cannon.
Rime: *smashes a chair*
MC: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Felix: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Sage: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Anisa: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Rime: My moral code, is that you?
MC:
MC: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
MC: Time for plan G.
Felix: Don't you mean plan B?
MC: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Sage: What about plan D?
MC: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Anisa: What about plan E?
MC: I'm hoping not to use it. Rime dies in plan E.
Tulsi: I like plan E.
*The squad is over at MC's house*
Felix: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
MC:.. N-No.
MC, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Felix, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Sage: I see a-
MC, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Felix: Oh. well I-
MC: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
MC, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Anisa: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Rime: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
MC: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
MC: I am someone who owns four ovens..
MC, louder and way too happy: I am someone…. who owns FOUR OVENS.
MC: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens..
Tulsi, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
MC:
Felix: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
MC:
MC, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
(If you got that reference, you’re a legend)
MC: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Felix: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Sage: More or less, I guess..
Anisa: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Rime: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Tulsi: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
MC: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know
Everyone:
Felix: ...I did. I broke it.
MC: No. No you didn't. Sage?
Sage: Don't look at me. Look at Anisa.
Anisa: What?! I didn't break it.
Sage: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Anisa: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Sage: Suspicious.
Anisa: No, it's not!
Rime: If it matters, probably not, but Tulsi was the last one to use it.
Tulsi: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Rime: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tulsi: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rime!
Felix: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, MC
MC: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Rime: MC... Sage's been awfully quiet.
Sage: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
MC, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
MC: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
MC:
MC: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you**
MC: Thanks fam!
Felix: oh no
Sage: *cries* I love you too
Anisa: Sounds fake but okay
Rime: *A flustered mess*
Tulsi: can i get a refund
MC: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Felix: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Sage: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Anisa: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade
Rime: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Tulsi:
Tulsi: I have emotional scars.
MC: Felix…… How do I begin to explain Rime?
Sage: Rime is flawless.
Anisa: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000
Felix: I hear they do car commercials… in Japan.
Tulsi: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
MC: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Felix: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
MC: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Sage: Actually I did the math, Felix would have $225, not $0.15.
Felix: Fam I'm right here..
Anisa: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
MC: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Anisa: Sorry I only have a dollar
MC: :(
Sage: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Felix would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Anisa: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Sage: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Rime: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Sage: Apply juice to what
Tulsi: Directly to the forehead
Felix: Great chat everyone
MC: Rules are made to be broken.
Felix: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Sage: Uh, piñatas.
Anisa: Glow sticks.
Rime: Karate boards.
Tulsi: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
MC: Rules.
Felix:
MC: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Felix: Okay, but what is updog?
Sage: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish,
Anisa: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Rime: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Tulsi: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
MC: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Anisa: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Sage: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Felix: What's a henway??
MC: Oh, about five pounds.
MC: We need to distract these guys
Felix: Leave it to me
Felix: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Sage, Anisa, and Rime: *Immediately begin arguing*
Tulsi, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
MC, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Felix: Hey.
Sage: Hi.
Anisa: Hello.
Rime: Hey!
MC: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Tulsi: We were out of Doritos.
MC: Hewwo.
Felix: Hihiiiiii!
Tulsi: Greetings, Humans
Rime: Three kinds of people
Anisa: I want pudding.
MC: Four kinds of people.
Sage: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Rime: Five kinds of people.
MC: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Felix: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Sage: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Felix, learn to listen.
Anisa: What if it bites itself and I die?
Rime: That's voodoo.
Tulsi: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Felix: That's correlation, not causation.
Anisa: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Rime: That's kinky.
MC: Oh my God.
MC: Just be yourself.
Felix: 'Be myself'? MC, I have one day to win Sage over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Anisa: Couple weeks.
Rime: Six months.
Tulsi: Jury's still out.
Felix: See, MC?
Felix: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
Sage: Why are MC and Felix sitting with their backs to each other?
Anisa: They had a fight.
Sage: Then why are they holding hands?
Anisa: They get sad when they fight.
MC: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Felix: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
MC: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING SAGE WITH ME
Anisa, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
MC: You know those things will kill you, right?
Felix, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Sage, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Anisa: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Saaros: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Anisa: If?
MC: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
Saaros: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Anisa: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Saaros: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
MC: edible
Saaros: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Anisa?
Anisa: ... No.
MC: I do!
Saaros: I know, MC.
MC: I'm sad!
Saaros: I know, MC.
Saaros: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Anisa: Just rip the bandage off.
Saaros: It's MC
Anisa: Put the bandage back on.
Saaros, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Anisa, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
MC: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Saaros: playing systemic oppression.
Saaros: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Anisa does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
MC: If Anisa were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Anisa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Saaros: You jump off a cliff!
MC: Gladly. Provided Anisa did first.
Saaros: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Anisa: *turning to MC* How tall are you?
*Saaros and Anisa sitting in jail together*
Anisa: So who should we call?
Saaros: I'd call MC, but I feel safer in jail.
Saaros: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Anisa: Wasn't MC with you?
MC: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Saaros: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Anisa, amazed: Wow.
MC, to Anisa: Well what does that mean?
Anisa: I don't know.
Anisa, to Saaros: What does that mean?
Saaros: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Anisa: Have everyone stand.
MC: Bring three more chairs!
Sage: The most important ones can sit down.
Felix: Kill three.
Saaros: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends
Anisa: ... Your what?
Saaros: My friends.
MC: Are they saying "friends"?
Sage: I think they're being sarcastic.
Felix: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Saaros! All of your friends are in this room.
Saaros: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete
tasks.
Saaros: You kidnapped Anisa? That's illegal!
MC: But Saaros, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Anisa, or destroying our dreams?
Saaros: Kidnapping Anisa, MC!!!
Sage: Saaros, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Saaros: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Sage: To work toqether!
Saaros: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Felix: Saaros, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
Tulsi: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Sage: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Tulsi: Hey Sage can I get a sip of your water?
Sage: It's not water.
Tulsi: Vodka, I like your style!
Sage: It's vinegar.
Tulsi: Wh-Wha-
Sage: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Tulsi: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Sage: Tulsi, that's a coma.
Tulsi: Sounds festive.
Tulsi: You kill people for money?!
Sage: I can explain!
Tulsi: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
Tulsi: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't Notice It?
Sage: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Tulsi: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.
Tulsi: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Sage: Killed without hesitation.
Tulsi: No.
Tulsi: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut.
Sage: You would eat yourself?
Tulsi: I wouldn't even question it.
Felix, tending to Rime's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Rime: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Felix: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes
Rime: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD
Felix: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Felix: This is a mistake
Rime, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Felix: But not today
Rime, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
Felix: Is something burning?
Rime: Just my love for you.
Felix: Rime, the toaster is on fire.
Felix: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Rime: How can you still say that?
Felix: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Felix: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Rime: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Felix: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Felix: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Rime: I do have a sense of humor you know
Felix: I've never heard you laugh before
Rime: I've never heard you say anything funny
Felix: So that's my plan.
Rime: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Felix: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Rime: It fucking sucks.
Felix: That's not constructive criticism.
Felix: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Rime: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Rime: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Felix: Twelve, actually.
Rime: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Felix: Yours!
Rime: That's right: no one's.
Felix: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Rime: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
Felix, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Rime, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Felix: God, give me patience.
Rime: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Felix: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Felix: Rime, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Rime: Well of course I have.
Rime: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Rime: It's boring.
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Astraean MC Falls Face First Into a Cafe on Earth (Felix-Centric)
A continuation of this request!! Sorry @gwenene @sweet-milky-tea705 for the delay!!
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"We're clooosed," Felix calls out, not bothering to look up from his book. Worst case scenario it's yet another customer stumbling their way in to make an order one minute before closing; best case scenario it's just the cafe ghost making a racket yet again. Felix swears this place is haunted but no one believes him.
She never told this to anyone, but Anisa has put so much thought into which tool in the bar is best fit to be a weapon, and now that a thief has come for her she can finally put that knowledge to use! Slowly she raises the porta-filter above her head and—oh my God, is your nose bleeding? The tool falls out of her hand and Anisa completely overlooks your fantastical get-up, far too focused on getting you an ice pack and some tissues after you've fallen face first into the floor.
You're from another realm called Astraea? Yeah sure Sage heard a few other crazy stories. This one might just take the cake since you're so committed to your bit.
Anisa is cautious but curious. Felix on the other hand is enchanted. That world you speak of sounds way too cool for him to care whether you've made it up or not. What's wrong with a writer committed to their bit if the world-building is on point?
All doubts vanish the moment you show off your magic. Only Sage remains slightly more skeptical—he's seen more impressive displays of sleight of hand; you're gonna have to do better. Freak him out by switching his ears for cat ears; now he's a believer.
Anisa has a million questions to ask and Felix brings his journal to take notes. When Anisa's done asking about the food and the knights and the royalty of Astraea, Felix starts grilling you about the magic system. How did you get your relic? How many other relic wielders are there? How do your abilities differ? What's magic school like? What are the chances he can cast magic too?
You're unsure if someone with neither relic nor magical heritage can cast magic, especially in a realm where these powers don't seem to exist. Perhaps you can get Felix started on sigils or potions until you figure out how to go back; surely, it can't be any more difficult than wielding these strange machines with which he concocted the delicious beverage he offered you.
Hell, you might not even be well-versed in magic yourself, but now you've got yourself an enthusiastic study partner—about time you opened these books your captain insisted you look into.
Anisa and Felix offer you a place to stay; Sage says he might have to check with his roommates before bringing someone in (wink wink) but otherwise you're still welcome.
Well, you've already promised Felix to teach him all about magic, so he becomes your earth tour guide until you figure out how to make your way back to Astraea.
Felix chalks it up to your fascination with a different realm more than anything, but he truly appreciates how intently you listen to his rambling about whatever. You're one of few people (if not the only one) to not react to his taxidermy hobby with repulsion or fear (you've probably seen far stranger things in Astraea).
For quite some time Felix has you up on this pedestal. You're a magical being from another realm and returning to your home is an inevitability. You, as far as Felix is concerned, are a star beyond his reach even when you're sitting in the same room together.
The longer you stay with him though, the more... normal you become. Not in a bad way of course, but you seem more human to him, therefore more approachable; perhaps he could even consider you a friend.
As soon as that mystifying veil drops, Felix feels like he's seeing you for the first time. He starts noticing the little quirks that make you you, and not just an Outlander from Another Realm: whether you're a morning bird or a night owl, how you like your breakfast, the sound of your laugh, your taste in fashion when he splurges on your new wardrobe, the little things you do when you're idle like humming to yourself or pacing around the house, etc.
He thought Anisa was a little silly for asking about knights and royalty when clearly, this mage from another realm had so much more valuable knowledge to offer! Now, however, Felix finds himself curious about the more trivial things in your world. Did you have ballrooms? Did you attend parties? Is there... any chance that you could dance with him?
It's an innocent question, really! It doesn't mean anything! But you're already pulling him up and towards you; it doesn't matter if neither of you is that good at dancing, what matters is that it's just the two of you right now, and you can dance like no one's watching because Stella has already fallen asleep on Felix's reading couch.
He's terribly stiff at first, caught off guard by your sudden proximity, but the longer you sway together the more he loosens up, throwing his head back and laughing freely when one of you stumbles over the other's feet. Then your footsteps fall into perfect tandem and you draw in closer and closer until you can feel his chest pressing against yours. There's a split second his eyes linger at your lips, which costs Felix his composure and sends him stumbling yet again.
A hopeless romantic like himself knows to find beauty both in the mundane and the strange but he truly believed that none of it was enough to impress you when your world has magic. Still, you regard all things new to you with a child-like wonder and he finds it very endearing, even if you're very subtle about it. Felix is quite the observant man when in love.
...In love? Felix's face glows a bright red the moment he realizes it. Hells, how does he always fall fast and hard?
You've even made him fall in love with making coffee, of all things. With your magic, you could easily enchant the cup and the ingredients to move of their own accord and fix your drink, yet you always choose to do it the long, boring way—something about the process, you'd always insist, and the effort that goes into it. (You just think the coffee machine is really neat, and wonder if Rivath has ever had something similar.)
Regardless of whether you feel the same way about him or not, Felix decides he wants to take you to all the wonderful places on Earth that he can afford if only to see the world through your eyes and fall in love with it all over again.
For now, though, you'll have to make do with the coffee shop and all the books there while Felix works; he feels bad about leaving you home alone without much to do. Tease him about how you don't mind spending an entire day with Stella, and there'll be just the slightest hint of jealousy to his pout.
If it's too early for anyone to have arrived, or if it's so late everyone has already gone home, Felix will show you how to operate the coffee machine since it fascinates you so much. You accidentally brush hands in the process and this man's soul ascends to heaven.
Finally, finally, he gets a potion/sigil to work and oh, the joy on his face makes all those sleepless nights so worth it. He takes you by the hand and shows off his work and you ask him to show you again, and again, and again, and he gladly obliges every time. Even Stella's interest is piqued when your excitement is so contagious it can be heard outside Felix's apartment.
The joy is short-lived though, as not too long after you announce you've finally figured out the way back to Astraea.
If you decide you want to stay longer on earth, he'll be so overcome with relief that he finds the confidence to finally confess to you. The moment you tell him you return his feelings, Felix feels like he could take on the world; he could travel abroad with you, find a new job, move to a better house, get married— Yes, yes, he wants to take it slow, but the man just can't help how his imagination runs wild when he's excited and in love.
If you're going back to Astraea, though, and you've got your portal ready, he'd feel very conflicted—he wants to tell you of his feelings so the what-ifs don't haunt him well after you leave, but at the same time, he wouldn't want to make the situation complicated or make you feel guilty for leaving.
So you'll have to take initiative this time: promise him that you'll come back to visit, and Felix will take your hands in his and promises to visit [distant place that drew your attention and you really wished you could see] together.
It occurs to him to ask whether he can follow you, but this whole time you've been teaching him to love his mundane life as it is; how could he let go so easily? Perhaps when you figure out a stable portal to go back and forth between realms, then, you can take him for a promised tour around Astraea.
Every day since your departure Felix has been tormented by his yearning. His coworkers had gotten used to the bored/sleepy expression he wore every day to work, but nowadays he looks like he's permanently lost in another world. Whenever something mildly entertaining happens, his eyes drift towards the beanbag you'd always sink into as you waited for his shift to end, and Felix wilts when he remembers you've already left.
And who would he share in his glee when he masters a new sigil?
Once in a while, when sleep won't grace his eyes, he'll play that melody to which you once danced the night away, and lets the sweet memory lull him to sleep. Sometimes he'll even pick up Stella and sway around with her, cooing at her like she's a fancy Victorian lady he's courting.
There's some solace to be found in writing letters. Felix knows he can't send them to you, but he likes to imagine how you'd react reading them, and what you might write him back. The letters are kept in a neat stack in a box he hides in his closet, and when you finally come back, he'll gift it to you so you can slowly unravel his heart and see all the ways he fell in love with you.
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