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pixelfun20 · 1 year
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A compilation of Twitter users freaking out over Tumblr
Because their Puritanism and inability to curate their own experience is about as funny as it is sad.
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^In reference to not being able to mass qtwt someone
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welcometoqueer · 1 year
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man, we gotta make like, an extremely long, detailed test people gotta survive and pass before they’re allowed to make a “informal” tumblr account
AND THEN the survivors of that get thrown in a gauntlet where og tumblarians get to watch them fight and panic as they try to figure out how to survive on this site
if they manage to survive all that then I guess, they can stay…I still won’t be happy about it but I won’t be as pissed off if they “pay their dues,” so to speak
no but for real, y’all are doing great work out there, keep those twitter users far away from here!
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xhanisai · 6 months
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oh my god it just clocked in my head just now
another reason why I despise ML Salt and their stories is often they belittle Adrien for not being strong enough to get himself out of his own abusive circumstances
calling him shit like how he has no spine and all that
just shows how privilege the lot are with either not being in such a horrible situation like he is or being stronger than him to handle it
man you guys fucking suck lol
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crsentfairy · 9 months
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no offense but if you're going to keep randomly unfollowing me when i blog something that pisses u off then re-follow me when you've "calmed down" i think you should just fucking block me lol. i don't want you as a mutual if you pull these shenanigans
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strangebiology · 1 year
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I have a Flickr to post pictures of dead animals
When I have something else I want to host somewhere I put them on Flickr too
I took some pictures of my friends after we carved pumpkins just for fun on a rooftop
Some of the pics were cool so I put them on the Flickr
I look at my Flickr stats and BY FAR the most popular is a picture of my friend
???? He's just sitting there smiling with his pumpkin
I tell him he's somehow popular on Flickr?? Who of my network was looking at all this blood and guts and bones and decided to stop on a picture of a guy with a pumpkin??
He says "maybe the traffic is because I use that as my dating app pic and my potential matches are reverse image searching it?"
I remind him that if any of his potential dates find the origin of that pic, they will assume he took the rest of the pictures on the Flickr account
Which is mostly pictures of carcasses
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adriancatrin · 2 years
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our guys trapped in an ice cavern
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harryforguccy · 2 months
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What Harry needs to do is get a mullet, only then will we truly see where his fans stand.
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gemboundprism · 2 months
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This is Revavroom. It's a Steel/Poison type Pokemon, based on a car engine. An old scrap car engine is enspirited and constructs a body resembling that of an automobile. Its highest stat is (physical) Attack, with a modest base of 119. Its natural learnset includes a lot of Poison, Steel and Normal-type moves. Let's take a look at its available TM moves.
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Here is a partial selection of Revavroom's TM moves. Cool, makes sense... wait, Rain Dance? How does that fit? That's the only Water-type move it learns, and its only other setup-y moves are Toxic Spikes and Sunny Day. Revavroom doesn't have anything that could make use of rainy weather. Looking at Revavroom's set, it makes me think... something's missing! An incredibly specific and somewhat thinly distributed move that would be right at home in the learnset of a physical attacker AND a car. ...
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There's a distinct lack of Revavroom here. In fact, there's a distinct lack of most horse pokemon, as well. My original thought when I realised that Revavroom doesn't learn High Horsepower was "huh, maybe it's just the signature move for Mudsdale and didn't get distributed", but I was wrong. So now I'm wondering... who looked at Revavroom's set and went 'yeah, the car can summon rain but it can't summon its innate horsepower to ram a foe'
My son... who hurt you... why does Gamefreak hate you so much...
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krawdad · 4 months
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Streamers getting a huge raid and immediately doing something to intentionally offput their new audience is so damn funny
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keryth-fr · 9 months
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as there is going to be some posted in the next couple of days - some of my dragons use neopronouns, including nounself pronouns. i do this as a way to show support for the important people in my life who use neopronouns, and as a way to practice them.
i will not accept any negative comments towards neopronouns, neogenders, or xenogenders. people's identities are to be respected, no matter what your personal opinion is.
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robo-dino-puppy · 2 years
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horizon - spectrum
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blazevillains · 1 year
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not a fan of the human body
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vampacidic · 2 years
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i fucking wish enstars would give CW for like. eating disorders suicide whatever bc i’ll just be minding my own business. reading a knights story. and get absolutely BLASTED with arashi going detailing her ED and i just sit there like i am not dying of the bubonic plague
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talkfantasytome · 2 years
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Me on Dating Apps:
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insomniac-pbparker · 3 months
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eugh
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fuckingrecipes · 8 days
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Wait, which animals raise livestock?
Several species of ants will 'herd' aphids around (a type of plant lice)- even picking them up and putting them back with the group if they wander off. The ants will attack anything that approaches their aphid herds, defending them. The aphids produce a sugary excretion called honeydew, which the ants harvest and eat.
Some ants will even 'milk' the aphids, stroking the aphids with their antennae, to stimulate them to release honeydew. Some aphids have become 'domesticated' by the ants, and depend entirely on their caretaker ants to milk them.
When the host plant is depleted of resources and dies, the ants will pick up their herd of aphids and carry them to a new plant to feed on - a new 'pasture' if you will.
Some ants continue to care for aphids overwinter, when otherwise they'd die. The ants carry aphid eggs into their own nests, and will even go out of their way to destroy the eggs of aphid-predators, like ladybugs.
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Microhylids – or narrow-mouthed frogs - have an interesting symbiosis with Tarantulas.
While the spiders could very easily kill and eat the much-tinier frogs, and DO normally prey on small frogs, young spiders instead will use their mouthparts to pick up the microhylid frogs, bring them back to their burrow, and release them unharmed.
The frog benefits from hanging out in/around the burrow of the tarantula, because the tarantula can scare away or eat predators that normally prey on tiny frogs, like snakes, geckos, and mantids. The tarantula gets a babysitter.
Microhylid frogs specialize in eating ants, and ants are one of the major predators of spider eggs. By eating ants, the frogs protect the spider's eggs. The frogs can also lay their eggs in the burrow, and won't be eaten by the spider.
So it's less 'livestock' and more like a housepet - a dog or a cat. You stop coyotes/eagles from hurting your little dog/cat, and in return the dog/cat keeps rats away from your baby.
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Damselfish grow algae on rocks and corals. They defend these gardens ferociously, and will attack anything that comes too close - even humans. They spend much of their time weeding the gardens, removing unwanted algaes that might overtake their crop.
The species of algae that they cultivate is weak and and sensitive to growing conditions, and can easily be overgrazed by other herbivores. That particular algae tends to grow poorly in areas where damselfish aren't around to protect and farm it.
Damselfish will ALSO actively protect Mysidium integrum (little shrimp-like crustacians) in their reef farms, despite eating other similarly sized invertebrates. The mysids are filter feeders, who feed on zooplankton and free-floating algae, and their waste fertilizes the algae farms. Many types of zooplankton can feed on the algae crop, and the mysids prevent that.
While Mysids can be found around the world, the only place you'll find swarms of Musidium integrum is on the algae farms that Damselfish cultivate.
Damselfish treat the little mysids like some homesteaders treat ducks. Ducks eat snails and other insect pests on our crops, and their poop fertilizes the land. The ducks can be eaten, but aren't often, since they're more useful for their services than their meat.
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There are SEVERAL species of insect and animal which actively farm. They perform fungiculture and horticulture: deliberately growing and harvesting fungus and plants at a large-scale to feed their population.
Leaf-cutter ants and Termites both chew up plant material and then seed it with a specific type of fungus. The fungus grows, and the termites/ants harvest the mushroom as a food source.
Ambrosia beetles burrow into decaying trees, hollow out little farming rooms, and introduce a specific fungii (the ambrosia fungi), which both adults and larval beetles feed on.
Marsh Periwinkles (a type of snail) cultivates fungus on cordgrass. They wound the plant with their scraping tongue, then defecate into the wound so their preferred fungus will infect it and grow there. They let the fungus grow in the wound a bit, and come back later to eat.
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