#fine print

[xxautumnivyxx]

A Bauphette inspired photoset dropping tonight. Super hope I did Stjepan’s amazing character from Fine Print justice.

[sigeel]

Alecto episode is going to be so much fun XDDD

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

LIVE YOUR THIRSTIEST LIFE LAUREN :D

[crazyf0rraisy]

Reading slumps after finishing the series that felt like your life depended on<<<<<<<<<

[unbfacts]

[thedarkcoven]

The Fine Print | Adam Driver Req

Divider by @cafekitsune​ Warnings: Blood/discriptions of blood cause hes a vampire and very little alcohol use (in this he is able to eat and drink what humans can to blend in but he needs blood to survive) and some cussing. I lost the anon ask so I can’t share exactly what it said so I am so sorry if its not EXACTLY what you requested T.T But I am finally getting to it <3 Sorry it took a bit, anon but I didn’t forget you!! <3 We need more Vampire Adam Driver (come on Hollywood! Give us <3 lmao) -Sorry about errors. The banner is made by me. I ONLY take credit for the banner not the pictures used for the banners <3

Like every Summer you spent most of your time trying to find something to do or trying to figure out was you could make a bit of extra cash for whatever you wanted or to pay rent if you struggled with it or got jipped at work. Your answer? A piece of paper that was stapled to a wooden pole that was a few feet from your apartment. “HELP WANTED! Please call...-” Perfect! Just what you so desprately needed. Your eyes quickly scanned the pale slightly crinkled page. A male aged 39 needing an assistant ASAP and is willing to meet with anyone who was willing at any time. You were quick to put the paper down and text his number to ask if he would be willing to meet up with you at the local bar. Luckily he agreed and you felt excitement bubble up inside of your chest. Finally your Summer wasn’t going to be boring. The bar was dim and loud. Music vibrated your body as you waited in your booth toward the back of the bar with a couple of drinks on the worn wooden table, condensation rings collecting on the coasters under the shimmering glass. Your heart was pounding at the thought that he might have forgotten or possible found someone else to be his assistant. The sight of a tall man with shoulder length dark hair, a black jacket and jeans caught your attention. Your eyes scanning up the tall figure until you were met with a dark gaze, a small smile on his face. You could feel your cheeks grow warm as he sat beside you, his large frame practically pushing you against the wall. “Hi. I’m Adam. It’s nice to finally meet you. Y/N, right?” His large hand wrapped around the thick glass mug and brought it to his soft pink lips. His voice was deep and booming. “Uh ye-yes, sir. Its um it’s nice to meet you too. So you’re looking for an assistant?” You asked leaning in so he could hear your soft voice over the music. “Yeah. Something like that and please call me Adam.I have a spare room for you to stay in. I’ll help you by guiding you through everything since sometimes its so much for first time helpers to get used to. Once you get used to it its smooth sailing.” He gave a soft smile. “Come by my place tomorrow with a weeks worth of clothes, toiletries, things like that and then we can discuss it further. Sound like a plan?” You gave a nod and smiled.

Once you got settled into your room, Adam stood at the doorway leaning against the frame, his arms crossed over his broad chest. He could since you were a bit nervous and let out a soft sigh. You were sitting on the bed with your hands clamped between your knees looking as if you were getting scolded by your parents for sneaking out late at night to go to a party.  “You didn’t read all of the paper did you?” He asked raising one of his thick dark brows.  “Noooope.” You drawn out with emphasis on the ‘p’ as you stared up at him, your mouth in a straight line.  “Oh boy. Okay so um... how do I?”  Your eyes widened and you felt as if all the blood was drained from your body as he smiled, sharp fangs glistening and poking out, his dark eyes now a soft honey color. When yous tood he quickly raised his hands up as if to show you he meant no harm.  “You drugged me. You drugged me and now I am tripping balls right now.” You panicked, your eyes glued to the sharp canines.  “Y/N. I uh I need you to remain calm okay?” He slowly approached you and took your hands in his, your hands looking extremely tiny compared to his. He had you sit back down so he could kneel in front of you. Both of you being at the same eye level. “The paper was to help with my need of survival. Yes I am able to eat and drink what normal humans can but I also need human blood to survive. I’m not going to force you to do anything you want, okay? I’m not like that. I want people who are willing and I care about your health both mental and physical. Tell me how you’re feeling now.” “You’re a vampire?!” You managed to squeak out. Adam gave a chuckle and nodded. “Can I... um could I touch your fangs? Sorry that was a weird as question ignore that. So um the whole thing... what um what am I needed for?”  “Well you’re going to be helping me with every day things as well as providing me my source of survival. But first I need you to sign a contract because I am not going to do anything until you’re 100% okay with it. If you want to go home and then thinka bout it or choose to never speak to me again then that is okay with me.” He gave a soft smile. “I just want to make sure you feel comfortable.”  After reading over the contract and making sure to double read the fine print this time you sat staring at the paper before picking up the pen, your hand hovering over the SIGN HERE line. You quickly signed the paper after double checkign one last time to all of the terms. The main one being at any time you are able to step back whenever you wanted. He wanted to make sure you knew that you were the one in control and whatever you wanted to know he would be there to help guide you.  “Okay. I’m ready now.” You stated with a shy nervous smile as he looked down at your signature before taking the paper and sitting it to the side on your bed side table before bringing a hand up to brush your hair back away from your neck, his arms wrapping around you further soothing your anxiety. You were more prepared and gripped his shirt as his fangs pierced your fragile skin at the crook of your neck with a small popping sound, the warmth of the crimson liquid pooling into his mouth as some trailed down your neck and chest.  This wasn’t how you expected your Summer to turn out but it was definately interesting and you got to spend it with a pretty cool vampire who suprisingly cared about your well-being and about how comfortable you were. And to top it off... you will know from now on to read the fine print.

[lower-management]

Since my day has been shit why not make everyone else's day shit too?

New idea: UV fine print.

Obviously fine print in contract is a classic, but we could make it in an ink visible only under black light.

Just sayin', I'd sign it off as valid.

[banksreads]

Brady Motherfuckin Kane

[godzilla-reads]

I got some new comics!

[readtilyoudie]

THE FINE PRINT VOLUME 1

[xxautumnivyxx]

Two demons and a papa walk into a bar.. a formal photoset for Bauphette is coming soon!

Papa III- @/nameless_novice

Ellis- As himself / OC

Bauphette - Yours truly

[sigeel]

new free punderworld episode will be up today on webtoon and tapas!! I am so excited to finally introduce Alecto!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

I WOULD TAKE THAT RISK

[commiepinkofag]

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sensitive, sporty, vegan, gay, fascist in amsterdam? you're in luck!

[tsuntsunfangirl]

my spotify:

my head:

*the professor making stupid sad goo-goo eyes*

me:

@iamthebadwolf85 this is your fault after all these years

[blurban-form]

Bluey House Walkthrough: Upper Floor explanations/footnotes

A little bit of commentary on some loose ends…

Note that if in future episodes, or even just a review of past episodes, if there’s info that can prove this stuff is off-base or just wrong, it’s no issue to correct anything. I’m sure that’s likely to be the case!

I don’t think we’ve ever seen someone coming up the stairs from the main floor and stepping onto this floor. However, we know there are stairs near the front of the house near the entrance. It makes sense to bring them up close to the west end of the house, so this seems like a logical place for it.

With the way rooms are drawn in Bluey it can sometime be hard to figure out what the 90 degree corners look like. I wanted to include the bathroom and the entry door and the balcony and came out with the door opening up onto a different hallway than the kids’ room door. (This is another place we haven’t seen in an episode to my knowledge.) It would seem like where the stairs come up would be a good place for an intersection. And it’s also possible this stubby hall would permit a door out on to Mum and Dad’s balcony. Pure speculation on my part.

I’m not sure if this hallway continues; it may do (potentially to other rooms(?) and to the unseen stairway between the TV Room and the Sunroom) but I don’t think it would be logical to have two sets of stairs linking these areas. It also doesn’t seem likely that this floor is excessively long.

There is something beyond the end of the runner, it’s just not clear what, it’s where Dad is just as he’s at the “airport” in the “Taxi” episode.

While I’m at it, I’m sure I’m wrong about the sequence of the bathrooms and the closet, I just guessed at that. And that closet is way too big on the diagram!

(This whole floor is somewhat a “mystery” because the house only has a single floor from views of the front, it can’t all go in the attic. So there aren’t great external references to help figure stuff out.)

(Another idea is that the bedroom floor might be below the main floor? This seems very peculiar to me so I’ll leave that idea on the shelf for now.)