People sleeping on this hypothetical tbh.
Oh, First King you grump and unaware old fart. You have no idea how scary and cool you look to these kids <33
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I get all the jokes about FK being a zombie and evil n stuff, but like, not really?? He's just the FIRST KING OF THE GLADE that's all. He's probably been unjustly necromanced into today's world when he was just chilling with being dead. He would be the last thing from evil. Maybe kinda rude to other species, but that's normal for older people.
Idk, I just want grandpas in the world who actually want to help care and raise the next generation (cuz peepaw Polokus is doing daedally-shit)
Since I'm self-indulgent and biased to my own ideas, I had this silly idea that when FK was resurrected, he and Markus (the name for the Grand Minumus always hanging with Rayman for me), got into some arguments about just general stuff regarding the Glade and it's management. It might've gotten violent, and this got FK banished to the Livid Dead for a couple years, hanging out in the upper levels with Romeo, Shadi, and Goth (kinda).
When Big Mama found him there, she quickly brought him back to the surface and showed the Fairy Council. Betilla is very conflicted about him being back (cuz daddy issues), but she makes a decree that nothing harmful shall be bestowed upon him. So, he can do whatever without being sent back down to the Livid Dead.
Now, onto the school-related parts:
FK has a had a liking for kids ever since he was known as Aurthr Grandur (shameless The Sacred Dream plug sorry-not-sorry). So, when he was allowed back into the royal ranks, he began basically being everyone's royal babysitter when he wasn't listening in on Fairy Council meetings. That's where someone proposed for him to be a teacher, to which he took up the offer.
History has a tendency to be kinda skewed in the Glade, often neglecting the stuff predating Rayman and the rise of the Limbless race along with every other group in the Glade. Stuff that FK went through first-hand. He was not really vibing with the lack of diversity in the schooling.
As the magic school's history teacher, he always makes an effort to share all kind of history, not just Rayman's. This consists of every kind of creature in the Glade and of course his own. He even talks about the fairies as "kids" on occasion too. He is very well-liked amongst his students of all ages. Also, he doesn't give homework and does live-acting demonstrations of certain events with crazy swordsmanship, so bonus points there.
Many adults were wary about what they thought to be a nightmare teaching their kids but grew to appreciate him more b/c of his old-school "fuck around and find out" methods of teaching and discipline. Kids got better when in his class, which was something not that seen prior to him.
And in the background, he tutors students that show an interest in hand-to-hand combat. He loves seeing younger people actually using sharp weapons and learning the powerful method of channeling magic. He's an actually good PE teacher, I always thought those weren't real
Here is his full drip:
Enjoy the essay and have a good one fellas ✌️✌️✌️✌️
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Barty: guys
Dorcas: don't, i can smell the trouble off of you, i have to study tonight for OWLS
Evan: go on, you've captured my attention
Dorcas: Evan you agreed to study with–
Evan, with a finger on Dorcas' mouth: shhh, let the man speak
Barty: thank you, Ev
Evan: of course, of course
Regulus: i hope to merlin this doesn't involve the marauders and their pranks
Pandora: i thought you swore not to call them that because it's a childish nickname and you don't associate yourself with people like that?
Regulus: ...
Dorcas: your silence speaks wonders, Reg
Barty: WOULD YOU ALL LET ME SPEAK?!
Pandora: yes, Bee, go on
Barty: thank you, Panda. I have an idea, that involves a party
Regulus: count me out
Dorcas: AGAIN, OWLS
Barty: ONCE OWLS ARE OVER! FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU PEOPLE NEED TO LET ME SPEAK
Evan: KEEP GOING BARTY I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR IDEAS!
Dorcas, mumbling: bloody gay traitor.
Evan, glaring at her: ...
Barty: okay, but what if we throw a huge ass party AFTER OWLS is over, and we just all get drunk and fucked up. But the idea here, is that we throw the party and invite people from all houses, and then we release the snakes.
Regulus: Bartemius.
Evan: i'm so in
Barty: Evan, i could kiss you sometimes, you know?
Evan: then why dont you? I MEAN UH- YES PARTY, DRUGS, ALCOHOL YES.
Dorcas, shaking her head: bloody hell.
Pandora: you two should definitely kiss
Regulus: Dora, don't encourage them
Barty, blinking in confusion: uh..okay?
*kisses Evan on the lips*
Dorcas: I-
Regulus: this- this is not what i expected to happen today
Pandora: awww, you two are so cute!!
Evan, gaping at the floor: ...
Barty: so, party snakes, good idea, bad idea?
Pandora: can i give them all tiny party hats?
Barty: fuck yeah
Pandora: then i am in
Dorcas: OH FOR FU–
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