#five alarm

[donthitanybody]

The two year old insists on watching the same hot wheels video every day, and its just getting to me. Anyway, I've decided these two are t4t lesbians, and no one can stop me.

[gomacave]

clinging to corpses

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was being explained the entire FNAF lore by living it out with my brother and mother. At the end of the dream when my alarm started ringing my mom told me, "Fine. If you don't even care then leave, but they're coming for you now." I woke up to my school alarm.

[soath]

Very funny that the team behind Downfall apparently realized most of the Critical Role fanbase is cultural Christians projecting their religious trauma onto the Dawnfather and exploited it by appealing to the only weakness of the American Atheist: a slightly unsettling all-loving messianic archetype.

[moonshynecybin]

asking cuz you seem to be in a pecco mood lately, but they were VERY fun in the postrace press conference marc was making lots of jokes 💃

yeah this was cute. they are a sitcom pair 2 me where marc is very earnest and pecco is the proverbial straight man… but also mentally marc is chasing pecco with a knife shaped like a gp23 in both of their brains and they both refuse to acknowledge that it’s happening <3

[loveyouanyway]

seven sentence sunday

As soon as they arrive to the station, Eddie grabs Buck's hand and leads him to the showers. He doubts anyone needs to take a shower and they all want to eat lunch so he figures it'll be safe. "Wha–" Buck starts and Eddie interrupts him by covering his mouth with his hand. He then gets down on his knees and Buck lets out a choked gasp. "God, you don't even realize what you do to me, huh?" Eddie pulls his partner's pants down and mouths at Buck's clothed cock, breathing in the musky scent. Fuck, he smells heavenly. Eddie is rewarded by a little moan from Buck and he looks up to see him awestruck, blushing beautifully with lustful eyes. "Can I? Please," he adds desperately. Buck curses under his breath. "Yeah, yeah. You can do anything you want to me."

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[sibylsleaves]

fuck it friday

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more from a Five Alarm Fest fic...but which one 🤔??

So far, Buck’s plan is going off without a hitch.  It’s a lazy, weekend night, just the two of them at the Diaz house, Chris having gone out with friends to eat his weight in chicken wings and see the new Ghostbusters movie—the kind of teenage outing that’s becoming more and more common these days. Despite his aversion to LA’s Friday night crowds, Eddie had offered to take Buck out to the Peruvian place in Buck’s been wanting to try, but Buck had demurred. “Let’s just stay in,” he’d said. “I wanna try out that tajin chicken recipe Karen sent me last week, and we can finish the Michael Jordan series.” “Jesus,” Eddie replied, playing with the fingers of Buck’s left hand, smiling that sweet, smitten smile that Buck’s been the preening recipient of more times than he cant count in the past few months. “Are we officially old and boring like Chris says?” “Pretty sure we hit that milestone a while ago,” Buck replied, equally embarrassingly smitten. There’s no one he’d rather be old and boring with than Eddie. Now, after a recipe trial deemed a triumphant success and half an episode of The Last Dance, Buck’s got Eddie right where he wants him—on the couch, underneath him, while Buck sucks a messy hickey onto the side of his neck. They’ve both already lost their shirts, tossed unceremoniously behind the couch. “Maybe,” Eddie murmurs between deep, sloppy kisses, “we should think about moving this to the bedroom.” Buck hums in agreement, rolling his hips lazily in Eddie’s lap and cradling Eddie’s face between his hands as he sinks into another deep kiss. Eddie’s own hands are busy roaming over the bare expanse of Buck’s chest, over his shoulder blades, down his back. One hand ventures further, dipping under the elastic of Buck’s sweatpants to grab a handful of buttcheek and— Freezes there. Buck grins against Eddie’s jaw as Eddie goes completely taut and still on the couch.  “Buck,” Eddie breathes after a moment. “Are you wearing—?” Buck nips at Eddie’s slack mouth and says coyly, “Why don’t you see for yourself?”

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[maxlarens]

its my birthday and shit lol

[sail-not-drift]

Now that I’ve seen “Buck, Bothered, and Bewildered” in the context of the rest of the show I’m going even more insane:

Tommy flies Eddie to Vegas for ringside seats.

He spends time at Eddie’s house.

He gets to know his kid.

He accepts an invite to the pickup game.

No one in the whole episode mentions Marisol.

Lou confirmed that the writers originally intended Tommy and Eddie to get together.

Tommy liked and was attracted to Buck from the beginning; if he wasn’t, he wouldn’t have dated him the moment he realized Buck was interested. But that whole time, while Buck was spiraling and in his feelings about Eddie and (unknowingly) pursuing Tommy - Tommy was pursuing Eddie, and Buck wasn’t an option.

All I can take from this is that when they met, Tommy clocked Buck as straight and Eddie as queer. So I really have to know:

What the hell kind of pheromones do Buck and Eddie give off around each other?

When Tommy whisked him away on the firefighter equivalent of a magic carpet, what did EDDIE think was happening?

How does everyone think Eddie is queer except for Buck and Eddie??

[glorious-spoon]

Fuck-it Friday

i have been tagged by @sibylsleaves, @inell, and @exhuastedpigeon to share something i'm working on! i technically finished this five alarm fic today, but it still needs to be edited so i'm still counting it!

(cut for vaguely NSFW text)

"Don't—I'm gonna, fuck, I'm—you gotta stop," he says, pushing Buck's hand away and hauling him down into another kiss. He yanks at Buck's belt, and Buck helps him; he's maybe a little less on-edge than Eddie, but after nearly an hour in the car with him, he is still for damn sure ready.

"I have lube in my pocket," he mumbles against Eddie's mouth. It's not like he really thought Eddie was gonna let him fuck him in the airport bathroom, but he wanted to be prepared just in case. And he's glad now that they don't have to navigate the stairs or dig through Eddie's luggage, or really even let go of each other at all.

"You're a fucking genius," Eddie says fervently, getting Buck's pants open and shoving his hand inside. "Have I told you that?"

"Definitely not often enough." He spins Eddie away from the door, walking him backward until they hit the kitchen table, which—good enough, honestly.

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[dinitride-art]

Mike Wheeler wakes up late every morning and has to rush around the house but he still manages to kiss Will Byers goodbye everyday.

[v1trum]

WHY DOES EVERY SHOW AND SHIT HAVE TO HAVE A FUCKING CAR ALARM IN IT IM GONNA EXPLODE

[febuwhump]

Can we ask which three got the LEAST votes? Im dying to know im crawling on the floor

get off the floor. you belong on your feet, leading a voting fraud charge.

currently, the 3 least popular prompts are:

explosive vest

five alarm fire

running with scissors

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in high school (I was in the 4th grade when I had the dream) and I pressed a button on my friend’s keyboard that just said “alarm” in big red letters and the fire alarms went off.

Bonnie and Chica from Five Nights at Freddy's came and stuffed me in a locker and my corpse rotted but nobody noticed the smell.

[kiestrokes]

Hello Kie! I see you watch many dramas. Do you have a list of ones that you would recommend?

hello anonie! this is going to be a short little list, going to give you my top five:

Celebrity

Little Women

Lovely Runner

The Glory

Twenty Five Twenty One

Others I adore in no particular order: Tale of the Nine Tailed, True Beauty (this webtoon is actually what got me into all things Korean), A Good Day to be a Dog, Doom At Your Service, Remarriage & Desires, Love Alarm, My Holo Love, Forecasting Love and Weather, Squid Game (it took me two years to finally watch this one due to the hype), Love Between Fairy and Devil, Cafe Minamdang, My Name (was almost #5 but I thought I'd give you a less twisty one that I truly love), The Good Bad Mother, Nevertheless (cliche af to recommend but that way this is filmed is just sooo good), Flower of Evil, Vincenzo, My Demon, Bloodhounds, Meteor Garden (the new one, it was the first drama I ever watched), Kiseki: Dear to Me, Love in the Air, KinnPorsche.

Me to Me: keep it short.

Also Me: but I love so many!

Edit: I put lovely runner where queen of tears used to be 😬

[moonshynecybin]

thinking about a hypothetical pecco+marc versus vale+jlo toxic coworker environment poll and laughing that vale WAS trying to do WAY more mindgames at jorge 24/7 just with literally extremely limited success, while marc is currently just like. smiling at pecco politely not even on his TEAM yet. doing little comments (and. some tows.) and pecco’s eye is already twitching... like he’s hangin on by his fingernails…. perhaps less is more in the motorcycle mindgame department perhaps marc is employing psychological warfare methodology that is unavailable to the the public but also ! perhaps pecco simply does not have the teflon diva spirit of a true queen like jorge lorenzo