*on a nature hike*
Peter: It’s beautiful out here.
Tom: And quiet.
Tom: Too quiet.
Jody: We’ve lost someone, haven’t we?
Five, two miles behind them on the trail: *fighting a raccoon*
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ZR vent
You know I would love to discuss the different ways, plot threads and theories of the main cannon for the current zombies universe without someone being offended that it interacts with their own head cannon or version of the story.
Like I respect your point of view but it’s not the only one. Some people won’t even follow cannon and go along with their head cannons and it’s totally valid but then the same people are concerned about tiny changes in ZR cannon that give 5 character development.
I just want to have fun with other people in the ZR community talking about an app that’s done so much for me and has an amazing fictional universe.
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Peter, on the verge of a panic attack: Oh my God is she dead?!
Callista, lying face down on the floor because she’s gotten 6 hours of sleep over the past two weeks and her body has finally collapsed:
Nicole, poking her with a stick: She’s not moving.
Catherine, who’s been waiting to ice Callista for weeks: *cocks gun* Only one way to find out.
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The window cleaners for Avengers Tower dress up as Avengers. Its a fun gag, Tony finds it hilarious, and so he pays the extra for it.
Peter, in full spider-suit, making eye contact with the window cleaner outside, who is also dressed up as Spider-Man.
Spider-Man pointing meme ensues.
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"Welcome to Freddy Fazbender's Pepperonerie, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life! -...We do have to ask that you pay no mind to the strange employees in the back."
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Peter: But what about Five?
Sam: I wouldn’t worry about her. I once saw her trip and fall down five flights of stairs, get up, and keep eating her peanut butter sandwich as if nothing happened.
Peter: Oh… Well that’s-
Sam: Then she choked on her sandwich because she spilled her drink falling down the stairs and Tom had to perform the Heimlich Maneuver to keep her from dying.
Peter: You are nOT MAKING ME FEEL ANY BETTER!
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Season 10
So you want to know my prediction for season 10.
Five adapts to their new life, as clone Valmont’s bitch. Turns out it’s not the release they wanted, so, have doing some digging on their own. They make a plan or they just snap and shoot clone valmont in the face because it’s annoying at this point that he’s just this ego Driven, he’s smart but also like could he not know ?
Five shoves clone Valmont’s body in a closest somewhere where no one will look and uses recordings over him to disguise his voice. Take over as him in secret but still playing there role as runner five.
That is that Janine had a growing suspicion that someone else had taken over for him as he’s undulating absent in person. I mean she Probly still projects her issues onto Peter and being a shit partner.
After some time Peter finds five by surprise doing an errand and they have to pretend.
They manage to wiggle out going to see the others.
I think Peter would unknowingly tip off Janine that is was five that’s leading everything now and Peter was just ranting because they were happy to see five.
Janine expressed her concerns to Peter. Peter doesn’t believe saying they’ve been through a lot and should rest.
Then Peter goes the next morning to visit five but they are late and somehow manages to find the body of clone Valmont.
Five walks in and is like “fuck.”
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Callista: And for my next trick, Peter and I will disappear from Abel!
Sam: That’s a good one five.
Sam:
Sam:
Sam: Five?
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