#flappy rambles

[caruliaa]

you dont know how blasphemous shed find the og post. but shes cutie pie .

[butdaddyilovehimmp3]

if you use ai art already hope u explode but if u use ai art against what someone who u supposedly care about in ur life who is an artist has said to you i hope u explode even more !!

[a-flappy-bat]

In case anyone is wondering what my fave Control fic is, it’s still Full of Stars by @laudanine

And I don’t know if my tribute does it justice but I finally finished my 3 hour podfic of it

And I have thoughts on podfics now …

Podfics are a labor of love. A tribute that goes beyond fanart. A ‘this is maybe going to get two kudos for the dozen hours of vocalizing and editing, but who cares’ and this one isn’t even that long. But believe me when I say that reading a story aloud, hearing it pour forth in your own cursed character tinted voice will change how you interpret a scene, a theme, a character relationship. You’ll unearth feelings. You’ll realize aspects that your eyes glanced over when you’re rereading a paragraph for the fourth time because your lips keep fudging together words—that take is too nasally, too fast, nope don’t breathe there and oh no! the cat sneezed—read that whole section again. I thought I knew my fave fanfic. Beat by beat, I thought I had the gist memorized. I thought I understood it. Well, I got to know it all over again, got to fall in love with the story all over again, and this time something wonderful might have actually sunk in between my ribs. How deeply prosody influences text.

If you haven’t recorded yourself reading a chapter of a favorite story ( even if you hate your speaking voice, like me), if you want to fall in love with that amazing fanfic that you’ve read countless times…the plot, the clever words, the funny bits, if you want to inhabit the burning tension between those beloved characters all over again; give podficing a try. It’s a uniquely rewarding experience.

[caruliaa2]

what if you needed reassurance abt smth very specifc . and you wanted to go to a specifc person for the reassurance. but that person is so busy ad talking abt and getting reassurance abt this thingwas also a topic that you know your upsetness abt lead to them feeling bad too becuase hastag every single thing i touch become sick with sadness or whatever but then you where like oh i know. i have what they said writen down someonewhere in mydrawer my drawer of things theyve said to me i think its actually at the very top of my drawer even so i dont have to do searching thru things and then im like oh yeah my drawer is in a room with a bunch of my other shit and the key was stolen by someone whose refused to even listen to me when ask if they can maybe unlock the drawer and this has been the case for THREE WEEKS NOW STAFF UNSHADOWBAN @CARULIAA NOW !!!! @staff @support @joebiden @taylorswift @god @carmensandiego

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

[caruliaa]

GET FUCKING CARULIA'D BITCHES !!!!!

[image description: 29 screenshots from carmen sandiego of moments between carmen and julia. /End description]

ohh... and also...

GET CASTIEL'D !!!!!!

[image description: a screenshot of castiel from supernatural: /end description]

[caruliaa]

FUCK EVERYONE THIS POST IS ABOUT MIDNIGHTS NOW GET FUCKED. CALL ME MR THE FROG THE WAY IM KERMITED TO MY EXCITEMENT ABT MIDNGIHTS

[image description: the album cover for taylor swifts 10th studio album, midnights. /End description]

[caruliaa]

angel on my shoulder, trying to get my attention and slowly growing smaller with a more squeaky voice as it speaks : please ! wouldnt it be so "based" and "slay pilled" if you let you weary body rest ? it is almost 2 am for goodness sake ! weren't you so tired earlier ? your body is precious ! it deserves rest ! please !

devil on my shoulder, pounding a celsius: you need to join a discord convo thats gonna keep you up for at least another hour with people in a differnt timezone for the fifth night in a row ruight fucking now

[caruliaa]

todd ingram: i did many things in order to get in character for the role of scott pilgrim, for example, i had sex with wallace wells

[caruliaa]

its so fucking funny how in season 1 vile kidnapped chase bc they thought he was working with carmen to trap her on the bases of assuming they where close and carmen would recuse him for that reason and carmen was like Im Going To Rescue Him I Have A Duty To Protect Any Bystanders Vile Hurts like the least personal shit ever then in season 4 vile kidnap julia def in part to trap carmen but mostly bc shes the one tht knows what the puzzle thing means and both carmens reaction comparatively and how the episode frames it is like her fiancee was kidnapped the day before their wedding and she has to choose between rescusing her beloved and stopping the evil

[caruliaa]

hands off kid or you'll wake up in my basement, and all the feds'll have to break in [yt version - higher quality + subtitles]

I Eat Boys - Grace Chasity edit 🪓✝💕

cw: blood, flashing lights (both from the show itself)

[video description: a video edit focused on the character of Grace Chasity from Nerdy Prudes Must Die set to I Eat Boys by Chloe Moriondo. /End description]

[caruliaa]

my favourite metal band: bluey

[caruliaa]

sorry have not engaged much in carmen ass discourse but if anyone wondering my opinion is that carmen has no ass in reality but she does in vibes. like how in the show she has a teeny tiny button nose but im not fucking drawing her with that thing. same with her ass.

[caruliaa]

all my haters become laters when i arrive at the function of success at a punctual if not early time

[caruliaa]

a CHARACTERRRR whos arc is abt learning to TRUSTTT giving someone her fucking WEAPONNN !!!!!!! and then that CHARACTERRRR who part of his arc is learning that he doesnt have to a legend who walks alone USING THAT FUCKING WEAPONNN in his final battle which shows his character development !!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO MEE !!!! LIKE OMFG THIS FUCKING MOVIE

[image description: a stick figure griping someone tightly by the shoulders with an intense expression: /End description]

[caruliaa]

just bc im a lesbian doesnt mean tht i wont at times become deeply entranced with the beauty of male actor or character. it just means i wld rather be locked in a room with a man with a knife than do anything romantic or sexual with one