Jakey is so excited to see you all he cant stop jumping around!!! Yaay!! Yippee!!!
I'm SORRY I'm Sorry I'm SOrry!!!! I didn't mean to SCARE YOU!!!
Oh please calm Down.
I'm just VERY VERY NERVOUS!!!! I-I haven't seen another Living, Talking, Breathing Person in PERSON in a LONG TIME!!
Please allow me some time to collect myself.
I will try adjusting my appearance... To be more palatable for you all!
I knew that your world was DIFFERENT, and that you would Look Different, but seeing you with my OWN EYES I can tell that we are a LOT DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!
I'll try to get something more...like You...
Just one moment... Let me just...
Is this BETTER????
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I suppose I could... but it makes it easier for our VIEWERS and CO-HOSTS to understand what I am saying when I talk like this!
How about THIS, Flame Martini.
How about you STOP ASKING QUESTIONS, and give me some TIME to EXPLAIN the competition and properly INTRODUCE myself. And you go STAND over THERE with your FELLOW CONTESTANTS. OK????
Now all of you CALM DOWN, and I'll explain our competition!! You signed up for this, remember!?!? Try not to let my APPEARANCE dissuade you, Please!
Look, I'll even try to talk with my "MOUTH" if this makes you so uncomfortable.
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