Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Scarlet Spider (Comics), Venom (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kaine Parker/Flash Thompson
Characters: Kaine Parker, Flash Thompson, María Aracely Penalba, Andrea Benton, Ben Reilly, Abby-L (Spider-Man), Quark (Star Trek)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Star Trek Fusion
Summary:
The Trill was tall and strawberry blond, a line of spots leading from his hairline all the way down until they disappeared under the collar of his shirt.
He was Starfleet, or had been at one time. Kaine could tell by the way he held himself, as well as by the general air of sanctimonious smugness that hung around Federation types. And just like most of Starfleet, he had to top it off by being annoyingly handsome.
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Two men and a teenage space god walk into Quark's bar. A Star Trek fusion.
bingo ask: just because the concept is funny to me:
PeterFlash
FlashKaine
...and Ben/Flash
Because I'm hilarious, I decided to do all of these on one. Ben is red, Peter is blue, Kaine is pink. Behold the overlaps.
Let's start with Ben. There's not much interaction between him and Flash, really just the above scene from the middle of Clone Saga and then that bar scene in Redemption where Ben encourages Flash to stop wallowing. It's kinda sweet but I'm not like... that into them? There's nothing that makes me go feral. Mostly I think it would be funny if Flash asked Spider-Man where the Scarlet Spider was, so Flash could thank him for helping save the kids, and then for Peter to get jealous LOL
FlashKaine is very good very spicy very wonderful altogether. It's mostly because of @traincat and @zed-sabre that I'm so into this ship but I haven't finished Scarlet Spider so all I can really say is they have a surprising amount in common and. Idk. I like the their dangerous vibes. Also, weird little kid proteges. It's fun.
What can I say about PeterFlash that hasn't already been said? It's the rivals to friends to lovers. It's the hero worship. It's the Venom Era. It's "my hero, my friend". I think ultimately I do prefer them """as friends""" but who am I kidding, they do love each other.
Fic bingo game for "Redline", "When I come home at night", and "Sinner has a future"? (: 💖
ah horniest to least horny
Redline:
very straightforwardly just wanted them to fuck tbh and also felt deprived cause i wanted a very specific kind of dynamic that i knew i would only get if i personally wrote it lol
though it went hand in hand with a variety of things i had been thinking about while detailing some stuff in my timeline and working on some of the most recent fic stuff, so really peter and his issues were on my mind as well as me just being like "hehe..." so they combined 😂
but i didn't circle "i just need them to suffer" cause that wasn't really the point of the fic at all and it just happened to have a little bit of seriousness
When I Come Home At Night:
I guess? There wasn't a lot of deep purpose behind this one other than I thought it would be fun to write a fake marriage fic and I had this idea about the HOA energy vampires or whatever but I already forgot like. Why.
OH I REMEMBER
Originally I think the story was something else (but that I don't remember cause it's not in my notes anymore) and I had Flash and Peter still fake married but it was at some resort/hotel or something and there was a fake kiss i think, but then I was having issues w/ like plot and also like, "I don't want this to be too much like traincat's fake married flashkaine fic," and then I was like, oh what if they were investigating a gated community, that sounds fun! so that's how i ended up with the HOA psychic vampires XD
Sinner has a future:
I'm gonna be real with you, after like 4 years, I don't remember most of my thought process writing this fic 😂 other than like, eddie recovering from cancer i guess, and like... getting a lot of love...... definitely at least half spite though
if anyone else wants to ask me to bingo any of my fics, feel free~✨
the way that flashkaine somehow managed to become like an actual ship that people eat up content about will never cease to amuse me. the sheer concept would give peter an aneurysm
Happy Yuletide! I got two amazing gifts I need to rec. :)
The Geas (Flash Thompson/Kaine Parker, rated T, 13k)
A spell gone awry. A man he knows very little and likes even less. What happens when Scarlet Spider has Agent Venom in his space 24/7? Either they find a new way to relate or someone is going to meet some very painful consequences.
The tags say it all! Forced proximity but make it about agency! This is such a brilliant take on Kaine and his views on intimacy and romance and ownership and ugh it's so good. Thank you to my author for putting all my Kaine thoughts into this one fic, like, when I say it's exactly what I wanted, it's exactly what I wanted. Totally beautiful look at Kaine and Flash and there's also dreamsharing. I don't think I said either of those things were some of my favorite tropes but my author just knew. Go read it!
Meet Me at Our Spot (Johnny Storm/Peter Parker, rated T, 2k)
But once he knew who the man behind the mask was, there was no real reason to keep it up, was there? He could just — go hang out with Pete somewhere that wasn’t in the middle of the Hudson.
This combines two of my favorite Spideytorch staples, the Usual Place Christmas meetups and Johnny's time in the Negative Zone, into something totally new and original. It plays with Johnny's insecurities in a really interesting way and how Peter just gets him. I loved it so much. Thank you to my author!
I need an au were flash becomes a nurse from getting some degree after he comes back from the first time he gets drafted so flash can be both a nurse and gym teacher which can make fics interesting which I crave
I think it's only fair to ask these numbers for Flash Thompson: 4. How many people you ship them with, 5. Your favourite ship of them and 6. Your least favourite ship of them
Hi anon! Oh, this should be fun. I do love me some Flash Thompson.
4. How many people I ship him with...
Umm. Well. I think a better question is, who don't I ship him with. But as far as like, people I pretty seriously ship him with vs. this is just a crack idea? There's like... a lot... and many of them are in specific circumstances but I still like rolling them around in my head (or on a bed 🥁) because it's fun. I would say at minimum a dozen are pretty "serious" ships. Definitely at least ten.
5. My favorite ship of them
This is pretty circumstantial, depending on my mood and such, but as far as canon ships, probably BettyFlash. Though I do loooooove FlashFel a lot, I just haven't read as much. As far as non-canon ships, obviously Symbiot3 (Eddie Brock/Flash Thompson/Venom Symbiote) and Harry Osborn/Flash. PeterFlash and FlashKaine are also really good but tbh I don't know if I typically enjoy them as much as the other 4 I've mentioned here. 😅
6. My least favorite ship of them
I'd be pretty hard-pressed to find a ship I truly hate for Flash, though a friend did once put forward the idea of Norman Osborn/Flash and that made me see red and I was very upset LOL. Even in a kind of "fucked up but intriguing" scenario I don't want to see it. I don't think anyone's actually like... written it but the concept haunts me.
In any case I consider myself blessed there aren't really any Flash ships I truly despise - just sometimes really fucking awful takes on him in ships.