#flush out of water

[moarar]

In the er with metal in my eye but the Funger grind never stops💪💪

[malwarechips]

if i talked about my rw au fates entwined wiuold you guys listen

[jjsanguine]

...they don't make warm ice my guy??

[dare-to-dm]

Holy shit I was just reaching into my pantry for a snack, and accidentally knocked a bottle of hot sauce off the shelf. It fell to the ground, shattered, and then the sauce splattered directly into my eyes.

Basically, against all probability, I have been maced by gravity.

[caterjunes]

basement flooded 🙃

[qvietspvce]

aw yea. got praised by the handsome nurse on night shift for drinking plenty of fluid during the day. and told that i looked very good in the post-op binder when he checked my dressings

[spotted-owl-sketches]

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[perilegs]

i'm such a greenpilled dark jade maxxer but i think ive made people associate me with blue a bit too much. my icon? blue. my blog? blue. my choice of board game pieces? blue. my reason for wanting to be player one in most games? having a blue character. why i want to play as player 2 in super mario for wii? blue toad.

[spitblaze]

I can't find any reliable sources on if 17th-century inns and hotels had individual bathrooms per room or if it was a shared privy/outhouse/chamberpot kinda situation. I kinda assume its the latter but if anyone has any better grasp on it I'd love to know

[skautism]

having six shots of espresso has made me feel like dogshit btw. they were spaced out tho so it’s not like that one time junior year

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

my allergies are so bad today

[emodennis]

i fucking flooded a clients apartment today

[samuraisharkie]

I AHTE HAVING TO PEE ALL THE TIME FUCK BEINF HYDRATED (authors note: I will continue to be hydrated but I will be mad abt it >:/)

[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

I do not feel well nor do I feel rested but it is time for ice skating class and I am trying to get pumped fast 🤪

[apotelesmaa]

Idk who needs to hear this but you cannot flush tampons down the toilet. Look at me. I am being so serious. You cannot do this. You cannot do it in any toilet regardless of where it is. I’m sorry if nobody told you this. It will clog the pipes. The purpose of a tampon is to expand and prevent liquid from getting through an opening. You cannot flush it. Sewage water will begin to come out of the toilet. The little signs and trash cans in the stalls of public restrooms are not there for fun they’re there so you don’t have human waste flood the bathroom. Throw your tampon away. Please.

[eightyproof]

Reminder to anyone whos sick/stuffy/congested etc, flush your piercings out and disinfect them!! Especially nose piercings. They can collect gunk much easier and might be sore from nose blowing so much. Change it out to something smaller like studs if you need. Doesn’t make you any less cool!