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wortverlust · 2 years
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YEAH, i used to watch the bats with my dad in the summer time, so i’m kinda watching them for him atm (HES ALIVE, just recovering from a stroke which is like a whooooole thing im not gonna get into rn cuz that shit’s WAY TOO DARK for this inbox takeover)
the moth (who i called: Moth.) was released when dawn broke, he looked so tired but he deserved the wild rather than my stanky ass room
ngl i would actually have shat meself if i ever saw a moth that big fucking Christ. probably the same feeling i get when i fight against spiders the size of my fist. if you’ve ever played Dark Souls or Bloodborne, shit literally feels like fighting one of those bosses fuck me SIDEWAYS (then there’s also me who wants a pink toed tarantula as a pet…)
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LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FEETS THO.
…i would like to request a Venezuelan poodle moth as an emotional support animal please… wanna pet it SO BADLY
(i want to start a moth band)
YES YOU NEED TO PUT A WARNING HOLY FUCK MY ARM FEELS ALL FUZZY AND OFF NOW JO GOOD LORD (and i’ve passed out once at a vaccine, and been offered to sit somewhere comfy twice :”)
i have to look away or i’ll throw up. piercings i’m fine with, because it’s going through something. a needle piercing into my arm or leg or wrist or WHATEVER THE HELL can fuck right off. srsly. NOT A FAN.
aight im back from fainting.
WHY DID YOU SAY NO?!?!? if i ever get any surgery for like a broken bone or damaged limb, which i probably won’t because i’m an equestrian moron, i would 100% ask to be knocked out. via sedative, frying pan to the head, or any other method.
SPENCY DESERVES SO MUCH LOVE OH MY GOD. GIVE HIM SCRITCHES FROM ME
i refuse to sleep. not out of spite, out of sheer inability, it seems <3
HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY MY EMPRESS ILYSMMMM
The-The-The PINK TOE SPIDER!!! efihweohwfohef HAS PINK FUCK*NG TOES!!! (ha…and I always wanted a bearded dragon… BC THEY TURN BLACK IF THEY'RE ANGRY…I mean…how cool is that, hu?) and yeeeh!!! I really enjoyed Bloodborne....and Dark Souls literally killed my patience …never got SO angry while playing…NEVER (BUT THE FIGHTS AND THE BOSSES?! PLEASE.SO.GOOD AND COOL AND AAAAAHH!!!)
…yeah….said it was a dumb decision to deny the sedative. I was just like: "Naah… don't need it." WELL NEXT TIME I WANT ONE…. (bc first, it's freaking boring to just lie around and second… ya totally get nervous at some point ^^;;)
AND OKAY...I just searched for 'moth' ....WHY IS THE MOTH PINK AND YELLOW/ORANGE AND SUPER FLUFFY?! IS THIS REAL?! this beauty shall be the front singer...
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