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[ktmetazz]

When I heard this song for the first time, I needed it so much that I cried. The lyrics are nothing short of incredible. <3 <3

I do it for my health Nobody feels me quite as much as I feel myself Max Normal: The baddest public speaker, Sub-funk from the aether, to pump through your speaker Play, play fans you chose the wrong pot to piss in You work for us, man. Here's your job description: Love us more than anything in your life We don't play games, drop names, pull strings or bite Ask nothing of us save that which is practically beneficent To you and your quest for complete self sufficiency Choose the quickest way between two points Don't waste your energy on bullshit interaction Don't be scared of anything except letting yourself down Out-do yourself, work harder than anyone else... now Make very clear distinctions between parasites and creators Be a creator instead of a second-hand artificial flavour Do not concern yourself with anyone's opinion of your methods, save your own Be three steps ahead of everyone, I promise you'll make it home Do not sleep too much, Be firm yet supple, use me as a weapon, Max Normal flirts with trouble, Put me on the front-line. I cannot be destroyed You know the deal, anti-personnel spells get deployed Make our music as available as possible, the shit is d.i.y. So fuck with it if you feel you got the skill. Do not try to be clever, rather direct and practical Fuck fancy construct diagrammatical The free-radical, lone hitman for hire Power-hungry liars fan the fire Treat people who do not understand what we do with the least amount of energy as possible Live it, don't give in, be original, even when you aren't, Make your mom proud Take us all over the world, we like to travel Steer clear of dead things you never know, you might unravel Your hidden secrets, young descendants of Eve Work the hardest at becoming entirely independent of me Utilise me as you would a product, here comes the best bit: Invent the future - then manifest it Keep yourself in check, sir. Don't forget it, decide exactly what it is that you want Then go out and get it without requiring anything of anyone Spark something new that'll last forever Don't go to them, let them come to you Do not underestimate your value, start representing When my mom send me into this world she sent a blessing This job description could be translated as: how to manage an explosion Stay invisible till you invincible then set your plan in motion This is war, we battle demons, become the perfect assassin Do not endanger the unit by being anything less than perfect Channels are open, do not be afraid of this but notice Stepping through these channels is dangerous Corporate giants can't fuck with the link between our art and our clients So come on, freak us out, be defiant and non-compliant And above all things be honest, even if there's no end in sight And know that I will defend this shit with my life Have fun but know that having indefinite fun requires meticulous maintenance I've been ridiculously inconspicuous but now I'm sick of the painkillers I'm here to bring the pain, let us avoid stagnation at all costs Step lively, do what you say, kick information that'll last Know that I do not perform for people, I make music that I love And it's wonderful to watch people in love

[ktmetazz]

thanks for the smile

[ktmetazz]

"Each of you, must distinguish for himself between the scenes of; cold reality, and those of; pure illusion..." They call me old McDonald I live on a farm (yo) I don't even have a burgler alarm I got a big gun, Sometimes I shoot little birds just for fun So don't be steppin' on my property son Got mah wife and three boys, and little girl Up till last week I didn't have a care in the world Till, little Johnny started acting crazy Cause pappa shot Daisy I was like; Hush little baby don't cry oh just chill God made animals for us to kill I said: stop crying damnit, just, stop acting dumb Hey, where you think hamburgers come from? But then Johnny ate something dead So that night the boogieman came out from under his bed And sat beside his head His eyes began to glow red And this is what he said: Hey Johnny, how you doin' sonny? What smells so yummy? Gahhaaa something bloody in your tummy Ghah you big fat dummy You can't call your mommy cause you're sleepin' when we come creepin' They gonna nibble your toes While I stick my long tongue up your nose And then all my sick little friends and I Are gonna sing scary songs till you cry hahaaaah! Be kind to animals... They're our friends... "All obsessed, with the taste of flesh" Once upon a time there stood a magnificent house Up on the hill Overlookin' the sea The garden was as pretty as can be And no doubt G, The lord of the house was very happy However, one day he Decided to embark on a long journey For his dreams had revealed to him Magic far away lands So he began making plans He knew the long road ahead would put him to the test So he crossed his heart, and hoped for the best Only upon his return would he rest And so began, his adventurous quest Not after long, word got around that the lord of the house on the hill was out of town And so, three wicked men hell bound Kicked down the door to see what they could score Yo they chilled out, in the lords temple For many moons (huh!) Living like kings Helping themselves to the finest of things The hands of the bad guys wore fat diamond rings Well unbeknown to the three wicked men The lord of the house returned again "What the hell is going on?" Yelled he. "Best ye flee or ye shall feel or yee shall feel the touch of my steeeel!" Out the windows they fled Struck by dread Back to the land of the dead The moral of the story: Your body is your temple So yo! Act like you know! Be kind to animals... They're our friends... "Man turns animal, for the erotic pleasures of women... And men"

[ktmetazz]

Good evening friends Welcome to another exciting episode of `How To Become A Better Person - the musical' At the Constructus Corporation we believe that music is a universal language that breaks through all the barriers and limitations of ordinary communication. I'm gonna be filling you in now again what these little songs are all about and how you can apply them to your day to day life Take this first little number for example I'm about to introduce myself to you through a song that will hopefully help you open your hearts to all the magic in the air just waiting to happen

- The Constructus Corporation

[ktmetazz]

WOW, FUCK HIPSTERS

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/die-antwoord

grow up, dude. stop being so fucking butthurt that you only run a shitty blog and have a stupid name. you're what's wrong with this world. also, you should probably stop fucking your mom.