#food >:(' all dialogue choices can be improved by simply adding emoticons to the end so i know what im saying | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

crazyw3irdo · 3 years

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“the hardest part of being neurodivergent is not being taken seriously” “the hardest part is that the world was made for neurotypicals who don’t try to adjust to you”

nah the hardest part is spending more time agonizing over dialogue decisions in video games to try and figure out how your character is actually going to say the line (/j)

#*saves game before every dialogue option*#nah but im playing a game and the player character was in the kitchen and someone showed up and one of the options was 'ask him what he #wants' and i spent five minutes wondering whether that meant 1. oh hey whats up? did you want to talk about something? 2. oh do you want #some food? 3. >:( what the hell do YOU want #turns out it was option number three. quickly closed the game and reopened it #i wish to be friends with everyone when i play games why must the only positive dialogue choice here be to offer him a bite of my sandwich #thats MY sandwich :( there's a PANDEMIC you cant take a bite :( but the only other options are 'what do you want >:(' and 'make your own #food >:(' all dialogue choices can be improved by simply adding emoticons to the end so i know what im saying #wait i got past that dialogue option and now all three of my choices are mean :( why must i be forced to be mean :(#oh wait shit my online persona- haha im very rude and i love causing problems >:3

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