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ask-spiderpool · 11 months
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yesand87 · 1 year
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moonydustx · 1 year
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So you mean the whole of Marvel's Phase 4 was about grief and what's the worst (or best) loss can bring us? I still can't believe I realized this just now rewatching Thor.
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autisticredhood · 2 years
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Aunt May finding out peter is spider-man and immediately going 🤨🤨🤨 why are you letting your hero name be slandered. my nephew is a nice young man not a menace!!! & then canceling her newspaper subscriptions & writing to a bunch of talk show hosts about how spider-man is misunderstood. Aunt May you are the realest!!!!!
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the amazing spider-man (1999) #38, #39
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texaschainsawmascara · 5 months
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Marisa Tomei skeleton dress (with ovaries) on Jimmy Kimmel 10/31/23
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foolsocracy · 19 days
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omg ally
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hotnerdywizard · 2 months
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We all know Gale loves using duplicates during fun times, but would he use them to rail himself while with you? would an all gale orgy also include Gale getting a taste of Gale? Inquiring minds must know!!!
Hello hello my friend!
What a great question (also, your mind is a wondrous thing and I’m in awe) 🙌🏻
Honestly? Although that’s for sure a very hot mental image to be had, I don’t actually think he would.
Gale’s love language is acts of service. He will do anything in his power to ensure you are having the best time of your life. His pleasure is secondary to yours, and - in his opinion - railing himself would only detract from that. Why waste a precious simulacrum on himself when he could put it to good use on you?
Gale is an incredibly generous lover, who is not going to be satisfied unless he has given you his all, you have come at least 10 times, you cannot form a coherent thought, and your voice is hoarse from screaming his name. Honestly, everyone should have a Gale in their lives 🫠
Plus, I am 100% convinced that a large part of his own pleasure derives from seeing you well and utterly fucked, and knowing that HE DID THAT.
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sincericida · 1 year
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Andrew Garfield carrying Sally Field’s The 29th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards SAG Life Achievement Award as they arrive backstage | February 26, 2023
I love then. That's it. 🥺
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Mama didn't raise no punk that's why I'm an orphan - Hobie Brown
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sciderman · 1 year
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web of spider-man #43
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tzthrowbacks · 4 months
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the parkers 🫂
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ask-spiderpool · 1 year
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twitter | insta | ko-fi 
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whaliiwatching · 8 months
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Caught up to the fic!! Absolutely fascinated by all the queer/punk/poc history here, since I don't know much myself. Very sweet chapter as well.
Unrelated question - mostly - but why is it common fanon to depict Noir as the more scarred up of various spiderpeople? Naturally everyone has their fair share of fights, though the only we see sustaining any marks is Peter B and his misaligned nose. Personally, I've taken it as Noir Peter not healing as cleanly due to it being Spider God stuff over Weird Radioactive Healing Factor stuff. Thoughts?
thank you so much!! i’m glad you liked it, & hope the ending was satisfying for ya <3
short answer: hot
long answer, plus a map of my idea of noir’s scars: under readmore :)
i’m not a devout spidey comic/movie fan or a doctor. this is based on conjecture and minimal research!
when i came up with my unmasked noir ideas, i wasn’t influenced by fanon—i hadn’t seen any other fan art, not even when itsv came out. but i can think of a good few reasons that scarred noir is a popular headcanon: evidence of what he’s been through makes him feel more tangible/relatable, the visual difference enhances his thematic individuality as distinct from other spider-people (especially other Peter Parkers), self-consciousness can explain why he doesn’t take off his mask in itsv even around other spiders.
all perfectly valid and interesting reasons! but the first two reasons are doylist and the last one is missing a crucial question: why does he have scars? unless a wound is severe, gets infected, or gets lucky, it won’t usually scar. facial injuries especially need to be really bad to leave a mark. and of course most if not all other spider-people have the healing factor. so what gives??
i like the spider god’s curse influences healing factor idea; it opens up some nice angsty possibilities regarding an inability to Be “Fixed;” no matter how much he tries, he can’t erase/forget what’s happened to him. but i also enjoy the bandaging someone up after a fight genre of fic, and am annoyingly pedantic, so my personal working theory is that the healing factor is not a doctor with ten plus years of experience and an accurate understanding of human anatomy. when a bone really badly breaks, it has to be reset or it’ll heal wrong. to me, the healing factor doesn’t know what ‘right’ is, only ‘fast’ and ‘effective.’ it’s an accelerant, not a substitute for medicine.
so let’s establish the baseline. modern spideys either receive modern medical attention or the injury is superficial enough that they don’t require it. even poverty-stricken peter parkers get rushed to the hospital, because fictional doctors Don’t Care About The Money and/or peter is dolled up in spider gear and who’s going to ignore a visibly beat-up celebrity hero?? plus i honestly believed peter b’s nose was just genetics or smthn. my nose is misaligned and it’s never been broken to my knowledge
to compare, noir lives in 1933 and, far as i can tell, doesn’t rlly garner the same fame and respect from the public as modern spideys do. in the 30s, medicine was meh (they had x-rays but didn’t rlly consider radiation much of a threat, penicillin was still in its infancy, polio was a huge threat, etc) but was also, more importantly, far too expensive for most people suffering during the Great Depression. whatever treatment noir receives after a fight, if any, would look way different from ours. that means his healing factor, which can’t differentiate scars from normal skin or a misaligned bone from a whole one, would be inefficiently assisted or left alone. it would leave its history behind.
on the infectious disease side of things, it’s probably much easier for even noir to recover from less physical ailments like the flu and pneumonia—spider healing factor likely remembers and codes for immunity better than regular immune systems—but without modern drug therapies he’d still be worse for wear, ie internal scarring. mans would have a shorter-than-average parker lifespan if not for the pseudo-immortality of the Spider God
anyway. all this to say, here’s my personal map of parker’s scars. crop tank and daisy dukes to keep tumblr off my ass <3
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(tbh this is more for my reference than anyone else’s, i’m sick of looking through my art of Just His Forearms to keep my details consistent, but maybe someone will find it interesting lol)
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mrmanbat · 2 years
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No. I won’t tell you. You’re my boy. As far as I’m concerned, you’re my boy, and I won’t hurt you.
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panpuntastic · 8 months
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“what, you’ve never had a wrestling match?”
so remember that Au with guzma’s cousins joining team skull? 
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ultimatepeter-man · 9 months
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Umm hey I was wondering if you had any headcanons for scarlet spider he's my favorite usm character
Sure do!
His eyes are actually very sensitive to light and that's why it looks like he's glaring all the time. Boi needs a pair of sunglasses on a sunny day otherwise it's constantly scowling.
He has deep-rooted anxiety, not just about himself and his own identity, but by being around a lot of people. After finding out he was a clone of Spider-Man, he struggled with coming to terms with it and differentiating himself from Peter (nothing new if you've read comics, but I disgress.) Being around people gives him a lot of anxiety because he feels like he has to constantly protect himself. Fight or flight is ingrained into him and he struggles with relaxing with the team, even if he WANTS to. He's always waiting for SOMETHING bad to happen.
He's incredibly bristly and doesn't take anyone's bullshit, but he actually has a very low opinion of himself. Dealing with Otto's narcism all the time gave him a lot of self-hatred and anxiety, and instead of dealing with it in a healthy way, he tends to lash out and attack first because he doesn't feel safe being vulnerable in front of people.
He's become very aware of Peter and over-analyzes all the little behaviors they share. They both rub the back of their necks alot when they're sheepish, they both love wheatcakes to an unhealthy degree, and they both deep appreciation old 80's sitcoms. Sometimes Ben tries to change these behaviors because he doesn't want to be seen as TOO much like Peter. He gets anxious about other people making these connections and seeing him as some screwed up, off-brand Peter Parker.
He;s also incredibly kind and soft if you can get him alone. If its just him and one other person, he tends to let his guard down a little and relaxes more. He feels like he has to put on a big, tough guy performance in front fo a crowd/group, but one-on-one, he lets his walls down. (He has a secret soft spot for Miles and Amadeus)
Aunt May is his most favorite person in the entire world, and she's one of the few people he feels like he can be himself around. She makes him feel the safest he's ever been.
He overcompensates to make up for betraying Peter, Aunt May, and the Academy. He tries to take on more than he can handle to prove that he won't do something like that again, but gets very standoffish and defensive when Hydra or Otto is brought up. He's still working on it.
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