#for the ultimate mcyt sexyman

[murkybu]

spreading the etho propaganda

[tower-of-deceit]

gg joe hills voters, congrats on the sexyman :]

[mapbookboi]

Etho sweep please please please please please please please please plea-

[tango-but-everywhere]

Well that’s over thank you for joe hills sweeping this is fantastic

it’s 2am

goodnight

normal tango content without campaigning/enthusiastically endorsing fraud/interruptions/anything about joe hills in general unless he’s in a tango screenshot (maybe i should give him a title?? just like as a funny bit every time joe is mentioned?? could be funny i love being funny) resumes tomorrow

[lurking-bird]

Calling all the indecisive people ! From an ethogirl

Hi people :D

I've come to ask you to vote for Etho in the mcyt tumblr sexyman poll against Scar

If you do vote for him and are able to show me proof of that, I will gladly draw any art request you have (except nsfw and very hard gore), I will draw your etho request or even one of your oc :D

This is a call for help please do vote for my silly little guy, I will draw for you

Please qvq

[starlitsorcerer]

oh wow this tumblr ad is literally goodtimeswithscar

[goodtimeswithscar-propaganda]

VOTE SCAR FOR MCYT SEXYMAN

[cattimeswithjellie]

There seems to be a pervasive opinion that Scar is winning the MCYT Tumblr Sexyman contest due to a misunderstanding of what Tumblr Sexymen are, and that in fact Scar's fans believe he's just a regular sexyman. This is in fact not true at all. Scar's pathetic squishy wet-cat-standing-in-a-puddle-even-though-the-door-is-open credentials have long since been established in the fandom. (This contains spoilers for most things Scar has been in lately.)

In Hermitcraft Season 9, Scar won Statistics Roulette last week on "number of deaths" despite the fact that his statistics were reset only three or four months ago. Pathetic squish of a big-hatted man died more times in four months than Impulse or Grian did in ten. And because of the reset, it doesn't even count the twenty or so times Grian and Mumbo murdered him for fun on the very first day of the server!

In Double Life, Grian literally snagged him with a fishing pole and dragged him home with him in an ultimately futile effort to keep him from dying. Scar learned that Grian was cheating on him and passive-aggressively snarked about it to other people for two episodes, then baked cookies for Grian's secret soulmate.

In 100 Hours Hardcore, Grian and Joel basically formed a protection squad to keep Scar alive, to the point of coating the land under his base with beds to fall on and raiding a mansion for totems of undying. They still failed because Scar put apples in his off-hand instead of a totem and didn't notice his elytra was ready to break.

In Season 8, Scar was killed when a llama spat on him. His hat was unimaginably tiny, so tiny that he was forced to commission a huge model hat to wear on top of the tiny hat.

In Last Life, Scar got scammed out of one life, blackmailed out of two more lives, then lost another one by falling into a trap he'd been warned of two minutes earlier, even while people were yelling at him not to fall in the trap. He had no diamond armor so he wore a diamond-colored skin but painted abs on it as well so he would look more buff.

In Third Life, Scar attempted to get a monopoly on dark oak without checking to make sure there wasn't an entire dark oak forest on the other side of the server. He tried to get a monopoly on sand by putting his home in the middle of a large desert and yelling at people who came to get sand. He was the first player to die, blown up in a prank gone wrong.

In Season 7, Scar wouldn't even shave or put on pants until he wanted to be elected mayor. It may actually have been a fake beard. He had to terraform the entire shopping district twice when he lost the Turf War because the other side didn't actually like mycelium, they just liked causing problems for Scar.

In conclusion, yes Scar runs around without a shirt and has abs so ferocious that they show through his "diamond" armor, but he is not a Sexy Man. He is a sexyman, a real Onceler through and through, and he deserves his sweep. Vote Scar!

[99redragons]

Its just so fucking funny that the rainbow Important Checkmarks have become so fanon tied to joe’s image. He will never recover from this. Especially now that he’s Mcyt Tumblr Sexyman. His image will forever be synonymous with tumblr and i cant get over that. Eyes, wings, halos, sparkles, however fanart does them, they’re entrenched in the green-beetlejhost-neon-punk aesthetic now. People are gonna include them for years.

Ultimate example of sexymanification and he did it on purpose. When has a sexyman ever been metagamed so hard into existence. They’re supposed to be unexpected (he is.always.) theyre supposed to be unconventional (thats the Joe Hills Difference) But mostly they’re never created to have the response they do. to be fair, joe was already one, but to ascend so fast and so hard in such an intentional way …

There’s no escape now, he’s been branded with these colorful stars and he has lived and breathed of our lands so deep he is now shaped by them.

[sketchessystem]

Reasons to vote Joe hills:

1) He's Joe hills

2) Literally Joe hills.

3) You should just vote him

4) Please- It's Joe hills-

5) many have drawn awesome art for it (I've also drawn stuff but I wouldn't call it awesome)

6) Does Scar write fanfiction? No. But Joe does.

7) He can get revenge on Scar for all those "HoTgUy's"

8) He literally greeted seven of his fellow hermits with special songs- I mean- if that doesn't let him be dassed as the ultimate mcyt sexyman, I don't know what will

9) Just do it

10) I wanted an even number plus he deserves it

OK end of reasons ! Feel free to add on if you want

Also previous propaganda art of mine:

[mayflowers07]

Docm77 is EASILY the most valid pick for the ultimate MCYT Tumblr sexyman, which I will prove using previous well established tropes of what defines a Tumblr Sexyman, taken from Wikipedia itself.

Let me begin:

What is more white then a forty year old German man? He has inhuman traits for the monster fuckers out there that are maintained in the fan arts (creeper skin) but other then that, he’s pretty always much drawn as a muscular dude.

Doc is THE evil mad scientist of the server. Are we forgetting this is the man who created the virus that destroyed season 8? The big bad government from season 6?

Combining that with the fact that Doc has special defining characteristics- being a cyborg- he is a textbook definition of the Bad Boy, Science but Evil and Sexy trope

As discussed previously, Doc canonically has not one, but two skins that are him in suits (butler!Doc, Area77!Doc). Need I say more?

What are different seasons of Hermitcraft if not Alternate Universes?

Thank you you coming to my Ted Talk

[throwingintothevoid]

Look guys the criteria for a mcyt tumblr sexyman is :

Just a pathetic loser who does lots of scamming and is loved for it.

This is why jimmy will beat scott. Scott does not have the pathetic energy, constantly being bullied, desperate for respect energy that jimmy does. That is what makes jimmy a far more eligible Tumblr Sexyman.

And this is why GoodTimesWithScar should win. He is just a pathetic little scamming man. Think about last life. Think about Double Life. Thing about every thing this man has ever done. THINK ABOUT IT. He may be a legend but he is pathetic while he does it and we love him for it. He is unbeaten in the art of scamming. He ticks every single box.

Do i love a lot of other mcyts? Yes. Of course. But this contest isnt about your favourite mcyt. This is about who is a true Tumblr Sexyman. And Scar has all the vibes.

If youre taking this vote with that in mind - if youre being true to not just who is not your favourite or who youve liked for the longest and truly choose the person who is the best fit for the role of Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman, then Scar should get every single vote.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk scar deserves the win come on guys you know im right :)

[snail-rea]

The ultimate mcyt sexyman in our hearts!!!

[lost-legend-of-unloving-lore]

Every time I see a JoeHills reblog it seems like he's got more fancy internet verification checkmarks.

And I know Joe probably wouldn't be spending his money on something like that, so I can only assume the community has been continually gifting him more as he tears through the bracket.

Anyway, JoeHills for ultimate MCYT Sexyman.

[reckless-rider]

idek who this etho guy is but i voted for him anyways in the sexyman poll just out respect for sheer amount of propaganda you're putting on my dash

like, i know he's one of those guys from dsmp (... I'm pretty sure?) but literally nothing else lmao

AS YOU SHOULD HES THE ULTIMATE TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!! (Sorry Cleo)

Omg I have Etho history and lore to share!!!! He's one of my favorite mcyts!!!

Ok so starting off, he's apart of a formally popular minecraft server, Mindcraft (Season 1 and season 2) and he's currently apart of Hermitcraft, he is also apart of other servers! He also has a lets play that has been going on since 2010, when the Minecraft Beta first came out! Currently, his lp has 575 episodes as of January of this year!

He plays quite a bit of modded minecraft as well, currently its on episode 10 of season 2.

Along with playing on Mindcrack, he participated in UHC where he supposedly got a reputation for being an incredibly good pvp player. Everyone was scared of him during 3rd life/last life/double life, its bc he plans ahead to take out other players instead of being reckless.

Basically, 3rd life/last life/double life is where you have 3 lifes and on the last life you have an obligation to kill other players. Once they loose all their lives they are out of the game. (BEST team my beloveds <3). Double life is pretty much the same thing except players are put into an enclosed border with on enchanting table given "soulmates" and players share a health bar with their randomized soulmate. Etho's was SmallishBeans

He's been apart of Hermitcraft since season 3. In season 7, he created a shop called Shade-E-E's where he would move the shop once the inventory was emptied or GTWS found it. He did this so GTWS couldn't tax him.

In season 8, he joined the no wings club and was a member for 1000 days. I think in this season as well, he made the horse course for the other Hermits and he made a face for the base he shared with Iskall.

He played a bit of terraria in 2013 but I haven't really watched his terraria series.

Ok some fun facts:

This skin is Kakashi from Naruto and he has only changed it once bc it had his face on the chest.

During one of Minecrafts April fools updates, they named a slab Etho Slab

Hes a programmer and he has a small allergy to soda

Also, he's scared of ZombieCleo, I currently don't know the reason lmao

Etho wiki and Etho youtube

This is a great Etho Propaganda post by @/catmaidetho with other facts

If you have any questions lmk!!

[biterflies]

vote joe hills mcyt sexyman

joe hills is literally campaigning to win we should enable him. i think his reaction to actually winning would be cool. i want to see what he does with the title of ultimate minecraft youtube sexyman