#forbidden snack

[pusheen]

[chroniclesofachemist]

IF NOT FOR EAT WHY CAKE?

IF NOT FOR MOUTH WHY HONEYCOMB?

IF NOT FOOD WHY LOOK LIKE FORBIDDEN SNACK?

[incognitopolls]

*Play-Doh is nontoxic and unlikely to harm anyone if eaten (aside from normal food allergies/intolerances). It is not recommended to eat it, though, as it can cause some discomfort.

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[bunsterkeaton]

I'm sure his granute half can withstand the..... effects.

[mina-m]

𓌉◯𓇋 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮 𓌉◯𓇋

Forbidden snacks spread ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭ What else would you guys add?

[gummi-stims]

Could you please make a stim board for when I want to eat rocks?

@leonardoeatscarrots

Mmmm rocks :p

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[clnclm]

[rainthe1starrrrealacc]

bite-sized (repost)

Art repost since I got locked out of my old account

[completeoveranalysis]

[6]

Another blessed visual. 

Kurogane Lightning Dragon Attack just absolutely wrecking Evil Wolverine. 

[lindalearcenter]

Woah! Almost didn't see you there!

This 5th century B.C.E. Athenian obol is less than a centimeter long. An obol was equivalent to one-sixth of a drachma, and was half the price of admission to the theater. 

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[smashorpassgilf]

Kohakutou (traditional Japanese candy with a crunchy exterior and jelly-like interior) - No date of origin I can find, but according to the internet, it dates back centuries

[doeshozierlikegodzilla]

Yum

[thedepressexpress]

fun tips if you are autistic/have pica/a little goblin or seek specific textures in your food like I do for whatever reason and don't know where to get started.

if you microwave pasta for long enough then it becomes so crunchy that you can feel like you're eating rocks or the bones of a small animal

microwave some cut and precooked hotdogs well after they've burst so that they become crunchy and you can imagine you're eating limestone because you can use your teeth to turn it into sausage dust, also great for blending to make safe-to-consume sawdust

want to eat glass? might I suggest baking clear hard candy, it's got to be the kind that is at least translucent

want to chew on a tree branch? get some sugar cane. it's sugary and you'll actually get the chew and resistance of the fibers

you can freeze carrots, great gradient of hard crystals to soft carrot as it warms up in your goblin mouth and you can keep refreezing them if u don't want the mushy bit

want to drink mud? take some chocolate milk drink powder and mix it with VERY LITTLE water. I mean start with one drop and keep mixing till it's the consistency you want. the crystals will only partially dissolve so you really get the gritty feeling

sand? really fine breadcrumbs, or just make some toast and rub two slices together and they'll make crumbs, mix with a very small amount sugar crystals for that crunch

don't know how to fit this in here but you can overheat pita or a tortilla on the stove in a dry pan till it's crisp enough to stand unsupported and it shatters really nicely

another nice rock alternative is called jaggery or gurrh (depending on where you're from) and it's a rock of brown sugar. you can buy it in cone shapes but also just as chunks on rock from indian markets

another good Indian food is soan papdi (approximately pronounced so-AH-n PAH-p-dee), if you get the right kind it's like eating those fiber glass insulation wall things

[woolblossom-archive]

Munch

[runesea]

Honestly, I want to bite it too

[clnclm]

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