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deepintheglen · 1 year
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28 day devotional journaling challenge
Day 4.  Show off your favorite picture, drawing or moodboard that represents perfectly how you view your deity.
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By Donn P. Crane
I love this picture of Frey and Freya. Frey is fair, yet strong, radient, bringing fruit and prosperity to the land 
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northseas · 11 months
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please reblog after youve answered<3
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minishicap · 1 year
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my namesake in god of war is a stoner, which is the funnies thing in the world and a good read of the god/character
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broomsick · 1 year
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Devotional writing to Yngvi-Freyr the Season Changer
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You are the One who paints landscapes with the colors of fall 
You are the One who lets winter put land and soil to sleep
You are the One who breathes life back into all things 
You are the One who rules over the fertile season
You are the One who turns the wheel
You are the One who gives blessings.
Lord of Wealth, you make the crops prosper.
Guardian of Peace, you bless with sustenance.
Rider of Skíðblaðnir, you guide our helm.
King among Kings, you lead with compassion.
Let us rejoice in the changing of seasons
Let us see and feel the gifts of the land
Let us reciprocate the blessing given
Let us make use of the seasons of Frøy.
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graciellasamma · 10 months
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RvB x KR Kiva: Frøy Kurenai
(All of this pics don’t belong to me)
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Status: 
Name: Frøy Kurenai
Nickname: Rouge, Cross, Kid, Brat
Name Meaning:
- Frøy: Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility in Norse mythology
- Kurenai: Crimson
Codename: Agent Rhode Island, CrossFire, Kiva
Alias: Kamen Rider Kiva, The Youngest Soldier, Hawkeye, Speedster
Age: 22
Birthdate: 25th December 2536
Pronouns: He, him, his
Sexuality: Male 
Appearance: 
Species: Fandiri (Half Human/Half Fangire)
Skin Tone: Fair Skin
Weight: 177 cm
Height: 67.7 kg 
Scars: Burn mark from his left side of his body from his waist all the way up to his neck and to his left hand
Hair Color: Black
Hair Style: Short neck-length spiky and choppy with his bangs to the left side 
Eye Color: Crimson Red
Capabilities: Magic trick, Trick shot, Pranks
Apparel: Long-sleeve black shirt, Long sleeveless red tail jacket, Long skinny jeans, High neck shoes, Black scaly scarf
Voice: Ohmori Motoki (JPN) / Sam Luff (ENG)
Stats:
Stealth: 8/10 
Perception: 10/10 
Agility: 8.5/10
Stamina: 8/10
Endurance: 7.5/10
Hand-to-hand combat: 8/10
Intelligence: 7.5/10
Recovery: 7/10
Luck: 7/10
Vision: 9.5/10
Hearing: 7.5/10 
Social Skills: 
Charisma: 7.5/10 
Social Skills: 8/10
Confidence: 8.5/10
Style: 7.5/10
Humor: 8.5/10
Passion: 7.5/10
Empathy: 8/10
Kindness: 8.5/10
Honesty: 6.5/10
Loyalty: 9/10
Patience: 7/10
Flirtness: 0/10 (he doesn’t do flirt)
Equipment: 
Weapon(s) of Choice: Bow and Arrow, Magnum, MA40 Assault Rifle
Secondary: BR55HB Battle Rifle, M7S SMG
Melee weapon of choice: Duel Sword, Dagger, and Combat Knife
Extra: Colored smoke bombs (for camouflage)
Armor:
Armor style: Just look at the picture (That picture is not mine)
Primary Color: Medium Sky Blue #88dae5
Secondary Color: Light Crimson #fa7393
Visor Color: Gold (Just pretend any of this color are)
AI Unit: Chruch (Alpha) & Issac (Felix): Analyzing, BioScan, Healing, Thermal X-ray, Hacking, Strength Boost
Armor Enchantments: Armor Lock, Grav Boots, Speed Boost, Holographic Projection, Stealth, Overdrive
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General Information: 
Weakness: Despite that Frøy known as the Ultimate Soldier for joining the military at a young age, he is still a child, not wanting his friends and family to die or fight each other.
Occupation: Freelancer (Formerly), Blue Team, Engineer, Weapons expert, Actor
Strong Suit: Weapons expert, Weapon, armor, and vehicle maintenance engineer, Freelancer training, Strategist, Archery, Sword fighting, Acting
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Marital Status: Single
Talents: Escape Artist, Magician, Kenjustu, Kendo, Fencing, Parkour, Archery, Athletic, Acting, Musician (Violin/Guitar)
Semblance: Phantom Arms: An ability that can store items in a pocket dimension so he can summon it at any time, even during battle, which gives him a high level of flexibility in combat. He can also use it to change his clothing. He can also warp by throwing his weapon to move quickly around the field and damage his enemies.
Theme Song: Capabilities Unseen (ft. L), Supernova
Quote(s):  - “Know your place!” - “The counterattack starts now!” - “Lying is the best way to protect yourself.” - “You’re right they are idiots, and I don’t mind it.” - “Have you ever tried asking if your leader needed help?” - “I only fight and take lives when I have to. And I don’t have to this time.” - “If there are feelings that are too hard to put into words, then put them into action!” - “What you truly want, will only be found at the end of a road you can stride down with pride.” - “The Kamen Riders that I know... Never compromise their values. They never lose heart. And they would never... Let anyone harm their beloved home, their people... And get away with it!”
Personality: 
Likes: His friends, His family, Anime, Movies, Video Games, Weapons, Playing his violin, Hearing music, Pranks, Joking around, Trick shot, Snacks, Being a thrill seeker, Building weapon, Chicken, BBQ.
Dislikes: Pervert, Bullies, Director, Charon Hargrove, Aiden Price, Sigma, Hargrove, Wyoming and Gamma knock knock jokes, Seeing his friends and his family die or fighting each other, Jinxing, Don’t like people calling him a kid, People using his unfinished weapons.
Good Traits:  Personality-wise, Frøy is a calm yet cheerful, and somewhat laid-back young man, especially around his friends, the Reds and Blues. He was considered relatively normal other than his unparalleled prodigious talent in acting even as a child and his quick wit and intelligence like reading complex books. Performing acting jobs was something he was open to and excelled at.  He has a sharp mind and is perceptive, quickly adapting to any situation, and very good at studying, He makes sure he gets the job done by making sure that his friends focus on the battle, but still unsure about his future. Frøy frequently sacrifices himself for others, showing that underneath that arrogant exterior, there's a heroic and selfless man. He's also quick to point out the problems in a situation. As an actor, he is very diligent and is capable of studying and replicating any person or the character's demeanor fastidiously (from their mannerisms, speech patterns, and even thought processes), so much he was capable of triggering thoughts of the person or characters and others immediately after looking at him. Despite his childish act, Frøy's personality changes 180-degree making him calmer, calculated, and discreet whenever something is important or serious, if someone is in trouble, even a stranger, he talks to them and gives empathy and kindness, and gives them advice help them, this is to said to have a personality that draws people to him, inspiring friendship and loyalty through acts of kindness that could change a person’s world view and thus built meaningful relationships.
Bad Traits:  Cocky, quick-witted, arrogant, impulsive, brashness, smart mouth, liar, childishness, and frequent attempts to pull pranks on his teammates. Frøy has a strong tendency for emotional outbursts in sour situations. When his emotions got the better of him, he became rather impulsive and reckless in his actions to the point of nearly being suicidal. This flaw negatively affects those around him, even as far as indirectly causing a few deaths. He is mostly quick to regain his composure and shows little to no fear in order to protect his friends and fight with his life on the line. Frøy is also known for being a liar, thanks to him being an actor and Wyoming teaching how to lie better for infiltrate and info-gather missions as well for his part-time job as an actor, it was thanks to his skills he was able to manipulate people for his and his friend's advantage.
Fears: Losing his friends and family
Relationships: 
Parents: Otoya Kurenai (Father/Deceased), Maya Kurenai (Mother), Jiro/Garulu (Father-figure), Butch Flowers (Father-Figure), Allison Church/Beta (Mother-figure), Leonard Church/Alpha (Father-figure), Riki/Dogga (Uncle-figure)
Sibling(s): Taiga Nobori (Older Brother), Ramon/Basshaa (Little Brother-figure)
Children: None
Significant other: None
Friends: Washington, Tucker, Caboose, Sister, Doc, Carolina, Epsilon (Deceased), York, Delta, Omega/O’Mally, Niner, Sarge, Simmons, Grif, Donut, Lopez, South, Eta, North, Theta, Maine (Deceased), CT, Iota, Wyoming, Gamma, Felix, Palomo, Jensen, Bitter, Smith, Kimball, Doyle (Deceased), Megumi, Nago, Leo Vermillion, Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Aruto Hiden, Fuwa, Yua, MBJR family, Izuku Midoriya, Vice, Daiji Midoriya, Sakura Midoriya, George, Hiromi
Enemies: Director (Deceased), Counselor (Deceased), Hargrove, Meta (Deceased), Sigma (Deceased), Locus (Formerly), Felix (Formerly), Blue and Red, Chrovos, Zero, Taiga (Formerly), Bishop, Rook, Salem, Cinder, Giff, Deadmans, Imagin, MBJR.net
Allegiance(ally): Chorus
Backstory: 
Frøy Kurenai is a Fandiri, a half-breed Fangire, thanks to his late-father Otoya Kurenai, who is a human, and Maya Kurenai, also known as the Queen of Fangire. He is known as the youngest soldier to joined Project Freelancer, and station to the Blue Base. When he was young his mother left him with little explanation and left him with his guardians, Jiro, Riki, and Ramon, who are actually the last survivor of Wolfen, Franken, and Merman because of Fangire King ordered his elites to kill them for some reason. 
When he was at the age 7, he saw a photo of his mother and remember that his mother left him, wanting to know the reason why, he decide to leave his home and go on a search for his mother with his best friend and partner Kivat the 3rd, but without a bit falling out with his father-figure, Jiro.
During his search he was caught in a crossfire during the war, trying to help the people that also caught in the crossfire, Frøy decide to protect the people by grabbing any weapons he could find and used himself as a distraction to lead the aliens away from the people and kill them, he would have used Kivat in order to transform into Kiva but he can’t used it ‘cause the aliens can not know about the existence of the 13 Mazoku Clan as they need to be a secret.
Frøy continue to fight and kill aliens to the point of exhaustion, until he was saved by a squad of soldier from the UNSC and decide to joined the military so he could get stronger in hopes to help and protect himself and the people and maybe able to find his mom, plus, he doubt he could go back to having a normal life consider that he kill all this aliens, especially after what happen with his family after their fight and argument. After Frøy join the UNSC, he was given the codename “CrossFire” for able to fight in that incident, and he became a quick learner with weapons, combat, and engineering.
At the age of 10 he was recommended by the Director and the Counselor of Project Freelancer, thinking that he would be a huge asset for the project because of his skills and able to survive in any event as if he is an adult. Of course, there is a lot of people protest against this but Frøy decided to join the project hoping it would help him able to help people better, so he agreed and join the project as Agent Rhode Island, and was able to clime his ranks, and was able to join the Alpha Squad of the Project.
Not a lot of the Alpha Squad or any of the Agents liking that a 10 year old kid was able to show off, but as time went on, they started to warm up to the kid, even Wyoming and South started to like him, heck, Frøy started to have father and son relationship with Florida just like with Jiro, in the end, the Alpha Squad became his family. But that ended, when he was about to be 12 years old, when one of the mission that involves The Insurrection that caused him to have his burned scar and got half of his body crushed by the remaining building that collapsed during their escaped, making him suppose to be dead. (Think like Obito when first died in Naruto Shippuden)
After the mission, apparently Frøy is still alive inside of the rubble thanks to his Fangire genetic having more durable and their healing factor, so Kivat inform Jiro, Riki, and Ramon about what happen and decide to rescue Frøy consider he still alive under it. When Frøy woke up, he found himself in his room on his bed, and when he looks around he saw Jiro sitting beside his bed on a chair sleeping, he must have waiting for him to woke up. On the next day, Frøy have a meeting with his guardians to have a talk about why did they save him despite told them to leave him? Apparently despite the hurtful words, they still care for him and love him no matter how much he hates them, after all they are family, and since then, the Kiva family has been reunited at last, and Frøy decide to try going to school, to try to have a normal life and become a musician and actor just like The A-Squad wants for him, especially Florida.
The Blood Gulch Chronicles: 
It has been 4 years, Frøy is 15 about to be 16 and was able to graduate middle school a year ago though he decide to do home-school instead, it has been peaceful with Frøy experience a normal life like any other teenagers do. That is until a message from his helmet from the project, that one of his friends Tex in need of help with something. Knowing someone in need of help he decide to pack some stuff and suit up his armor and go to help her, his guardians, of course, doesn’t like any of this one bit, but they respect his decision on wanting to help his friends.
When he was tracing the message, it lead him to place called Blood Gulch. That’s when he meet Tex and Church, which the both of them knows each other and Frøy. Apparently Frøy knows Tex because not only he knows her from the Project but also she is one of the soldiers from the squad who saved him from the Crossfire and he knows Church because he met him during his time in the Project when he knows him as an A.I. named “Alpha” when he’s bored or has free times to spare, he tends to spend it by hanging around with Frøy.
After that it went the same like in the canon, except when Church time travelling using the time distortion with Gamma, Church then check on Frøy and found out about him being an A.I. known as Alpha when he saw a file of evidence from the Project and his memories came back to him, and Tex met up with York and North when the Blues returned to Blood Gulch so they can help her protecting Church, Florida and Wyoming are still alive thanks to Frøy and his father-son relationship with Florida and was able make a deal with Wyoming that if he helps them making sure that Tex doesn’t have Omega then he gets to live on their surveillance, which they succeed on having Omega but Tex still explode with the ship.
After Tex gone with Gamma, Tucker son and the alien, things went peaceful for the Reds and Blues, Florida rejoins the Blue Team, York and Frøy decide to join the Blue Team while North and Wyoming decide to join the Red Team, it took time for the Reds and Blues trust on Wyoming, and him trusting on the Red and Blue, but after having a heart-to-heart with York, Delta, North, Frøy, and Church about losing Gamma, the only friend and partner he could trust, and told him about the truth of the Project, he decide to have trust on them and in exchange they trust him back. 
When the relocating has started the Freelancer decide to split up to make sure that everyone is okay, York decide to join Church, North join Tucker, Wyoming join with Simmons and Grif, Florida join with Caboose, and Frøy decided to stay to keep an eye out with Lopez, Sarge, and Sister in Blood Gulch, he had a feeling that something about to get interesting here.
The Recollectioin: 
It has been almost been a year since the Omega fiasco, and everything seems to be normal until Recovery One also known as Agent Washington came by in order to hunt down the Meta so he go to Blood Gulch consider there has been an A.I. sighting over there. That’s when he not only met Sarge, Lopez, and Sister but also Agent Rhode Island also known as Rouge or Frøy, they catch up until Wash explain to him his going to hunt down the Meta, and Frøy decide to help him on this mission with Sister.
Things still the same like in the canon only that Wash didn’t kill South thanks to Frøy and York stopped him when he was about to, and Church the Alpha and the rest of the A.I. fragments are alive thanks to Frøy able to convince with Wash not to use the EMP and let him handle on, and let him fight against the Meta with Church and Omega by using his enhancement unit that he made called “Overdrive.” 
Overdrive, pretty much a state of hyper-focused attention and energy that enhances one’s performance and where the full extent of their talent can be expressed, when activated the users usual experiences drastic increases in sensory perceptions, coordination and reflexes, to the extent that the observable environment appears to progress in slow motion, and not only that even with single A.I. fragment, not only the users able to use multi enhancement unit but also the A.I. won’t be able to destroy themself, the down-side is that they have time limit and it only takes hour for the recharge to complete even with A.I. help, so it was a last resort sort of thing. But they were able to beat the Meta and Church was able to reset all the A.I.
After the battle Frøy and Church decide to take the fragments and return them to their respectful partner. Wash, who decide to stay making sure that they are okay and help them in anyway, came by and told him that he should go before the UNSC soldier came, consider that he is trespassing and destroy a lot of military property while Wash stay and report what happen here and if things went according to plan then Caboose should give Epsilon to the UNSC as evidence.
A year went by, and Frøy and Church reunited with the Blues, then the Reds and Blues are sent to Vahalla, South decide to join the Red Team, and everything are still the same in the canon but in this case CT or Connie is still alive thanks to a alien pod that allows her to heal any injury, and since the A.I. fragment are alive Frøy decide to have them partnered up with the rest of the Freelancer, Delta still partnered with York, Theta with North, Gamma still with Wyoming, Eta with South, Iota with Connie, Omega with Florida, and Church/Alpha and Tex/Beta with Frøy, while Sigma well let’s just Frøy and Church deleted him.
Project Freelancer:  
Honestly there’s nothing change from here consider this arc mostly about Epsilon in the memory unit and a lot flashback of the Project. So yeah, everything still the same like in the canon with add my oc and all the A-Squad, minus Maine, are alive.
The Chorus Trilogy: 
Nothing has changed in Season 11, other than that Frøy knew who’s Felix and Locus consider that those two were in the same squad who saved him during the Crossfire Incident, and during their separation the one with Wash group are: North, Florida, and CT while with Tucker group are: Frøy, Wyoming, South, and York.
In season 12, nothing has changed except that in my AU, Felix here is a bit difference not only he is a big Star Wars nerd and actually care for the Republic and the Reds and Blues, but also he is also the good guy in this AU because when the Reds and Blues reunited Felix accuse Tex of killing Siris who is good friend of him and Locus, their voice of reason and the glue to each other, thanks to the evidence that one of Hargrove mercenaries, Jackson (he’s pretty much like the Felix in the canon) gave him. But the truth is, Tex didn’t really kill Siris but Jackson killed him when Siris learns the truth of what Hargrove did to Felix by killing him and turn him into an A.I. and brainwash him, thinking he still a human and used him as nothing as tool later for experiment. Thanks with Frøy, Tucker, and the two Church of Alpha and Epsilon, they were able to expose the truth to Felix, the Feds, and the Republic, making Felix turn his back on Locus and Jackson, and stop the war between the Feds and the Republic.
In season 13 is quite the same nothing has changed, Epsilon still died to protect his friends and his brothers, Locus kill Jackson for turning him into a monster and letting his friends died, Frøy decide to give Tex to Carolina, Felix decide to joins the Reds and Blues and became Frøy second A.I. partner, and thanks to Felix, Frøy was able to upgrade the A.I’s making them able to run a multi-enhancement without destroying themselves and removes any limit.
Notes: 
This was Inspired by this fanfiction: Friendship is Timeless by Seanzilla1988, Rosario to Kiva by Dr. Exposition, MBJR Heroes AU by Usagi_chan8, RvBvRWBY series by DocTokuMA and Ac3 Productionis, Going Native by thewhitepatch, You’re Alpha; You’re Church. by Athena_Yule, Unit Cohesion by Sroloc_Elbisivni, Finiding Washington by HBossWrites, Everyone Lives by urbaninja, and A Schrodinger State by notmadderred.
I’ll be honest guys, the moment I watch Red vs Blue, I love them and when I read the stories that inspired to make this I fell in love with them and can’t help of having a crossover of RWBY and the Kamen Rider series and their crossover fanfiction. And as you can see in the background there is no “The Shisno Paradox” arc, why? Well that’s because in this AU they don’t exist and has been replaced by an arc that I called the “RvBvRWBY Riders Horizon”.
This Arc is something like Seanzilla and his co-worker made in their Kamen Rider Crossover stories, but different? Basically, in the RvB world the Tokusatsu of Kamen Riders, Super Sentai, and Ultraman exist and there almost common knowledge, and one of the reason why the “Shisno Paradox” arc don’t exist because of who Kamen Riders I’m adding to this AU and yes, “Riders” with plural which mean I’m adding more than one Kamen Riders in this story because I couldn’t choose one of them because I love them so much, and they are: Kiva, Den-O, Revice, and Zero-One. So yeah, since the time travel with Den-O and the Shisno Paradox are a bit different, I decide to remove that arc in order to make sense.
In the RWBY world, Team RWBY and JNPR, and their newest friend Leo Vermillion, who is a Singularity Point, has been attacked by a Imagin and somehow the DenLiner appear out of nowhere and kidnap them, and before they knew, they somehow in the world of RvB and that’s when Leo and his friends meet with the owner of DenLiner and explain to them about Imagin, Den-O, and Leo being a Singularity Point, and that he has allies consider his not only one who is a Singularity Point only just they have a different power than Den-O.
When he become Den-O, that’s when they meet Frøy Kurenai as Kamen Rider Kiva and the Reds and Blues, Aruto Hiden as Kamen Rider Zero-One with the Fuwa, Yaiba, and the MBJR family, and Izuku Midoriya and Vice as Kamen Rider Revice with his adopted family, (and yes this is the Izuku Midoriya from BNHA, I really like that anime, so sue me for wanting this kind crossover) and together they became Team FLAM (Flame), and together they go on adventure where they help each defeating their enemies: Fangires, Imagin, MBJR.net, Deadmans, and Salem. 
I also going to make their PKMN Team but that depends on my motivations, and have the time to make it.
I also made some short story of a scene from a couple of episode, I maybe going to make more of this but from a scene in a few of episode include the PSA episodes, so here are the list for the story if you like to read it. I hope you all like the story I made.
Previously On
Donut the Musical
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liliewriter · 1 month
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trying to research how society in scandinavia around year 500-1000 viewed twins specifically and frustratingly enough the only things that come up are articles/academic papers about the norse gods frøy and frøya, which would have been fine if those articles included a "and this is how having twin gods influenced societal views of twins" section, but they dont.
does anyone have any good tips for researching this? i've been searching in norwegian so i might be missing out on sources, but i can read danish, swedish, and english as well.
i know some cultures have had really specific views on twins, and even specific naming traditions that are for twins only, but can't find anything about twins in pre-christianity scandinavia
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andronetalks · 6 months
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1,400-year-old gold figures depicting Norse gods unearthed at former pagan temple
Live Science By Jennifer Nalewicki October 4, 2023 Archaeologists have discovered 35 miniature gold-foil depictions of Norse gods tucked inside the remnants of a pagan temple in Norway. The gold foils, which are flat and as thin as a piece of paper, contain etched motifs depicting the god Frøy and the goddess Gerd and date to the Merovingian period in Norway, which began in 550 and continued into…
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blossomrosie · 3 years
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FRØY
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bfire92 · 5 years
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Reminder that Apollo flirted with Frey in a Stockholm tavern, but got cock blocked by Jack...
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hedendom · 6 years
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Vintersolverv
The shortest day, the longest night, Sol is in absence, The longest moon, the shortest light, Måne rules this sky, Darkness envelops a world less bright, Just as the embers of the midwinter fire, Until the sun rises, they must stay alight, The knowledge that days grow longer now, Hope grows stronger now, And warmth supports survival, As Frøy returns on his golden steed, To sow the seed of life, For one more year, give thanks, Sol is reborn.
Poem: @hedendom Artwork: Johan Egerkrans
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i-am-moss-the-boss · 6 years
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I was going to say I associate you with Cait from FO4, but I can see Piper too ;>
Random bouts of unhealthy alcohol consumption? In MY Moss?
It’s more likely than you’d think.
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deepintheglen · 1 year
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28 day devotional journaling challenge
Day 2. 
Write an epithet that best describes your deity. 
What best describes Frøy to me is the norwegian word 
Strålende 
Which can be translated to briliant or radient. He is the brilliant sun, the Lord of Alfheim and radiates warmth and prosperity.
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northseas · 13 days
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we’re possibly in a new era of Frøy: glasses Frøy
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minishicap · 2 months
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broomsick · 2 years
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Just made an offering to the Lord of Lords Freyr by pouring just a tiny bit of beer into my garden’s soil while praising Him, so that He may help it prosper and bring me lots of vegetables this summer!
For those interested, the prayer went something like this (my usual prayer template):
“I make this offering to the fair King of Kings Freyr, otherwise called Frøy, otherwise called Yngve Frej. I make this offering as thanks for the prosperity you grant our soils and the food you allow on our tables. I make this offering as a show of gratitude, and implore you to accept it and once more fill the crops with your seed.”
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graciellasamma · 10 months
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My AU of Previously On
Sup guys! As you can see on the title this is pretty much of what my version of RvB Season 15 Episode 5 “Previously On” because that episode is my favorite in season 15 because of how funny it is on their story of their retirement. If you want to know about the AU I made, then I suggest to go look at my oc “Frøy Kurenai.”
I hope you guys like it!
Grif: (groaning) Lots of bullshit, I don’t know where to start.
Tucker: Before or after the temple? If it’s before, this is gonna get NSFW real quick.
Sister: Oh yea.
Horobi: Oh God...
Izu: “Temple?”
Tucker: Ho yeah! After we captured Hargrove, we partied fucking hard! See, Chorus has this ancient relic called the Temple of Procreation that when activated makes-
Wyoming, Simmons, & Grif: WE SAID WE WOULDN’T TALK ABOUT THAT!
They quickly look at each other and Grif and Simmons quickly look away, embarrassed. Wyoming just blushed in embarrassment.
Blake: Wait. It doesn’t due as the same implies right?
Sarge: Oh it does! It was all like a planet-wide aphrodisiac! Things got real Bohemian! (knowingly) Mm-hmm!
Tucker: Yeah, y’all keep saying that! But everything felt normal to me!
Sister: Ya, it was completely normal.
Washington: Surprising no one.
Weiss: Gross!
Yang & Urataros: I wish I was there!!
Weiss & Momotaros: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, YANG/YOU PERVERTED TURTLE!!!
Ruby: Ugh, from you Yang, I’m not even surprised.
O’Mally: Hehe, let me ease up Papa Wolf’s concern over his pup’s virginity. Once the idiot with the sword over here activated the temple. Frøy got bored and decided to play Monster Hunter on his Nintendo while hearing music with his earphone.
Jiro: So he didn’t do anything... weird?
Doc: No not at all, we just doing our business while Frøy too distracted by his game and hearing music.
Jin: I don’t get it, what are they talk about??
Horobi & Aruto: We’ll talk about it when you’re older!!
Felix: Locus was already off of Chorus by the time the planet-wide party began.
Grif is still looking away from Simmons.
Simmons: Can we-can we change the subject?
Ramon: why are you guys so nervous?
Caboose: (To Ramon) Oh, they’re just upset because they got locked in storage closet during the whole thing and Reggie and Flowers were in-
Gamma: Yes, and of course they were.
Ikazuchi, Yang, Nora, Momotaros, & Vice: WHAT?! HAHAHAHA!!!
Wyoming: THE SUBJECT. CHANGE IT.
Frøy: Hold on, I thought you were the one who-
Wyoming: I SAID: CHANGE IT.
Washington: To actually answer your question, after the war on Chorus we decided we were due some time off.
York: We’ve earned some R&R. Even Carolina, Tex, and South agreed!
Tex: When did I ever agree to th-
South: It was for the best. Clearly. (Takes a glance at Carolina)
Carolina: I thought I’d give the simple life a day in court.
Gamma: Surprising. Everyone.
Grif: No more adventure? Hell yeah, I was on board!
Butch: We were all on board.
Simmons: Kimball set us up on this isolated moon, and she built us some of the most awesome new bases, ever!
Shot of the new Red and Blue bases, which look like luxury condos.
Tucker: Everyone adjusted to the peace and quite differently. Some of us were natural!
Grif: Don’t hate the player.
Theta: Sarge got hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically on Chorus!
Sarge: Hogwash! Baseless slander!
Simmons: But you said-
~*~*~
Cut to the Red Team, including Lopez, outside their new base. Sarge walks up.
Sarge (flashback): I am hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically on Chorus! We need a new enemy...
Hearing this, Red Team quickly scatter.
Sarge (flashback): ...something to fight. Where y’all going?
~*~*~
Back in the Bases, CT looks at Carolina.
CT: Sarge wasn’t the only one having a hard time adjusting to inaction.
Everyone looks at Carolina.
Carolina: What?!
Washington: Fortunately, we found a tutor.
~*~*~
Cut to Carolina and Grif in a small ravine, Grif sitting cross-legged on the ground and Carolina  standing up, looking at him as though he were a wise master. Or Yoda, maybe.
Carolina (flashback): (dead serious) Help me, Grif. Help me be the best at being lazy.
Grif (flashback): (wise and mysterious) You’re not ready, padawan.
Carolina (flashback): I can try!
Grif (flashback): No. There is no try.
Felix (flashback): (offscreen, yelled) YOU SAID THE LINE!!
~*~*~
Flowers: (narrator) The peaceful times didn’t last too long. Turns out this planet has some native lifeforms!
~*~*~
Loud thumping as Flowers, Frøy, North, Simmons, Tucker, and Grif run across the scene. We hear the sound of a dinosaur roaring.
Simmons (flashback): AHHHH, RUNNN!!!!
Grif (flashback): I CAN’T DIE AS FOOD! OHHH HOOO, THE IRONY!!!!!
North (flashback): HOW IS THAT IRONY?!?!
Frøy (flashback): HAHAHA!! I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!
~*~*~
Carolina: (narrator) While everyone debated if dying as food was technically ironic, Caboose went and made friends with the dinosaurs.
Hiromi: Why would he do that?
Grif: (narrator) Because of course he did.
~*~*~
Carolina, Flowers, North, Frøy, Tucker, Grif, Sarge, and their AIs are staring up in awe the camera, while we see the shadow of a dinosaur with a Caboose-sized figure on its head.
Caboose (flashback): (offscreen) Awww, who’s a good boy?! Awww, you are a good boy!
Felix (flashback): Holy shit!
Flowers (flashback): CABOOSE, get down from there!
Church (flashback): How the hell does he get up there without getting eaten?!
Frøy (flashback): Can I eat it?
Sarge (flashback): Tell him to fight me!
Theta (flashback): Ummm Sarge, you do know you are gonna lose that fight in a heartbeat, right?
~*~*~
Tex: And let’s not forgot, trivia night.
Everyone except Felix, Wash, Delta, Theta, Carolina, Caboose, and Donut groans at that.
Felix: Hey, you guys wanted to give me a party, and that’s what I got.
Tucker: Easy for you to say! You got all the answers right!!
Simmons: You gave us hard questions.
Felix: Are you serious? It was easy!
York: It was a trick question!!
Ryutaros: What’s trivia night?
Delta: They are like pub quiz, one of us has to ask the question that we made while the rest of us have to answer the question correctly.
Theta: We decide to make a theme on all the questions from his favorite movie series!
Tucker: Which is Star Wars by the way. (glaring at Felix)
~*~*~
Everyone gathers around for trivia night.
Grif (flashback): Anakin Skywalker.
Felix (flashback): (monotone, like church) No.
York (flashback): C-3PO.
Felix (flashback): (monotone) No. That’s a droid.
Sarge (flashback): Grif.
Felix (flashback): No. He’s not even a Star Wars character Sarge.
Sarge (flashback):............. You sure?
~*~*~
Felix: WHAT PART OF “THE MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE” DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!
Sarge: It was a trick question!
Felix: Oh come on! I gave you plenty of hints! Even Caboose got it right!
Caboose: I nearly said Tarkin because he is mean.
Frøy & Church: Well not all of us is a Star Wars nerd like you, so sorry if we don’t know all the characters!!
Felix: Oh fuck you both!! (Giving them the middle finger)
Grif: (narrator) And then DONUT somehow managed to burn down our bases!
~*~*~
Donut standing in the foreground, while the bases burn in the background.
Donut (flashback): Whoopsy-daisy!
~*~*~
Grif: (narrator) Ah-ha, why, why, oh why?!
Church: Some of them were crying, and some of them didn’t care.
Tucker: And you were one of those people who didn’t give a shit.
Church: I expected things to go wrong from the start. Don’t blame me if I didn’t help with the problem, dickhead!
Donut: (offscreen, still unfiltered) I told you, it was a simple mishap with my vanilla-satin-scented candles. Sheesh.
Flowers: DONUT! CLOTHES!
Donut: Party pooper!
Kintaros: Why is he naked?
Leo: THAT’S your first question?
Aruto: Why did you have a candle in the first place?
Wyoming: We need them to remove the stench that was coming from the kitchen.
All eyes from the Reds and Blues glared at Carolina yet again.
Carolina: I was trying to find a hobby, so don’t blame me.
Frøy: Are you kidding me?! I wasn’t able to use the toilet because of both Grif and Sister were stuck in the bathroom for weeks because of food poisoning, and the toilet clogged because of that!!
Grif: I regret ever tasting that MRE.
Jiro: I know how you feel.
Both Jiro and Ramon glared at Riki because of the stench in his room and his cooking skill.
Simmons: Anyway, we lost 80% of our rations in the fire, so these two fat-asses (looks at Grif and Sister) over here started going around and eating native plants!
~*~*~
Grif and Sister approach some wild mushrooms that glow a mysterious blue coolor.
Grif (flashback): Oh, hey there, sexy.
Sister (flashback): These look good.
~*~*~
Simmons: (narrator) Oh, and as it turns out, the mushrooms are basically crystal meth ON crystal meth!
~*~*~
Cut to Grif and Sister running by, in order, Sarge fighting a tree, Carolina fixing a Warthog, and Simmons going for a walk.
Grif (flashback): (super fast) Heyhohowyadoin’? Good?Okay. I’mgonnagoforarun. AlotofpeoplesayI’mnotfast,butI’msuperfast. Don’ttell anyybodythough,it’soursecret, Okay, bye!
Sister (flashback): (super fast) I’msofullyetIhavesomuchenergy.
~*~*~
Back to the base.
Grif: Yeah? Well, at least I didn’t spend my summer learning Esperanto!
Simmons: (ashamed) I thought “Esperanto” was Spanish for “Spanish.”
Church: Spanish is just Spanish! Me and Delta told you thst multiple times but you kept saying Esperanto is Spanish!
Simmons: I know...!
Frøy: And now you’re the only one in the universe who speaks a dead language! How appropriate!
Simmons: (sigh) Mi estas tiel sola. (I’m so alone.)
Caboose: And Freckles got a new body! He can use any bathroom he wants now!
~*~*~
Freckles walks threateningly into the scene. We then cut to a wide shot to reveal he’s hopelessly small, with Caboose and Tucker looking at him.
Freckles (flashback): (like a chipmunk) Prepare to be exterminated!
He shoots Caboose. Caboose dramatically falls.
Caboose (flashback): AHHH! Tucker! You’re supposed to be playing dead.
Tucker (flashback): (leaving) Riiight...
~*~*~
Back to the base.
Tucker: That’s right around when we tried to raise some money for new bases by selling off our movie rights!
Delta: I believe we didn’t have any-
Ruby, Jin, Ryutaros, Aruto, Leo, & Vice: You have movie rights?! Awesome!
Pyrrha: Even with my fame. No movie company has asked for me to be in any of their films.
Izuku: What rights did you own?
South: Us and for some reason Reservoir Dogs. We still have no idea why we own that.
Grif: Yeah well, Hollywood really screwed the pooch on that one.
Church: We should have burned the script when we had a chance.
Weiss: Was it bad?
Doc: Well it received positive reviews and critical acclaim. They just got us and the story all wrong.
O’Mally: Ugh, they just have to ruined my character.
Simmons: Oh, but we were rich!
Grif: And then we realized water parks were way more awesome than bases!
Carolina: So we built the galaxy’s greatest... water park.
CT: 101 on how to waste money on useless stuff, we don’t need.
~*~*~
Cut to the water park. Where all the boys even Washington jump in the air with joy. Carolina, South, and CT refrains.
Boys (flashback): Yay!
Girls (flashback): (with disinterest) Yay...
~*~*~
Ruby, Jin, Vice, Ramon, & Ryutaros: That’s so cool!!
Yang: I wanna swim! I’ll get my bikini!
Wyoming: Don’t bother.
George: What? Why?
Grif: BECAUSE OF DONUT-!
~*~*~
Mirroring the shot from before, Donut is in the foreground as the park burns in the background.
Donut: Whoopsy-daisy.
~*~*~
Grif: I MEAN HOW?! HOW DO YOU BURN DOWN A WATER PARK, DONUT?!
Delta: It is highly illogical of how he did it.
Donut walks in, now wearing his armor.
Donut: 1) Lube isn’t normally flammable! And B) I didn’t burn down the whole water park! Just the park part!
Caboose: And then we formed the best band ever!
Washington: Tucker thought it might attract... chicks.
Tucker: Which worked.
~*~*~
Cut to Grif and Tucker arguing over the name, with Caboose watching on the drum while Frøy was on the mic and while Church and Felix just standing and floating at their partner’s side while watching the whole argument.
Grif: The Talking reds!
Tucker: Mötley Blüe!
Grif: How about redmau5?
Carolina: Hey, I heard you boys are looking for a backup singer.
Tucker: Uh, yeah! Chick singers are awesome!
Grif: Can you sing, though?
Frøy and Church does a killing gesture knowing their sister’s voice.
Carolina: (confident) Can I sing?
~*~*~
Cut to the base.
Tucker: (unconvincingly) Carolina sings. So good.
Carolina: Thank you.
Simmons: Oh, and we’re definitely not hust saying that because she could kill us.
Wyoming: And break every bone in our body.
Grif: (strained) So. Good.
Tucker: I mean... Frøy wasn’t bad.
Frøy: Please stop it.
Simmons: Sarge decided to make his own enemy, so he built an evil robot army to invade our valley!
Tucker: But the robots malfunctioned and attacked the dinosaurs!
Theta & Iota: And it was the awesomest battle ever! Of all time!!
~*~*~
Cut to the Reds and Blues watching an enormous battle happening offscreen. We get explosions and roars and some flashes of red light plus a black plume of smoke coming in from off-camera.
Theta/Iota (flashback): Woah.../Wow...
Washington (flashback): I have seen some amazing things in my life, but this...? This takes the cake.
Frøy (flashback): I think I can died happy now.
~*~*~
Back to the base.
Vice: Now that is so cool!
Ryutaros: Are the dinosaurs still alive?
CT: Yeah they are, they just destroyed the robots and left. Haven’t seen them in awhile though.
Carolina: (snickering) And then Grif convinced Simmons Game of Thrones really happened.
Leo: What the heck is Game of Thrones?
Ikazuchi: A really good TV show ever!
Blake: And Grif convinced him that a fictional series actually exist?
Simmons: He explained it to me in very convincing manner.
South: And apparently, after that, we learned Simmons has a knack for-
Simmons: (panicked) Don’t say it!
~*~*~
Grif and Simmons are standing on top of the base, mirroring their positions in the first episode.
Simmons (flashback): Nuh-uh.
Grif (flashback): Uh-huh.
Simmons (flashback): Oh, shut up!
Grif (flashback): Seriously, dude!
Simmons (flashback): Nah, nah, no way!
Grif (flashback): Yeah, way!
Simmons (flashback): Dude.
Grif (flashback): Dude.
Simmons (flashback): Dude!
Grif (flashback): Dude.
Simmons (flashback): Dude!
Grif (flashback): Yeah, dude.
Simmons (flashback): That’s awesome! Man, I’m gonna go visit!
~*~*~
Weiss: Seriously?
George: Wow, you’re must be an idiot for falling for that.
Ryutaros: Wai! Simmons-no-baka!
Simmons: What? I can’t believe in it? Anyway, Sarge found a new enemy! One that would keep him busy for the rest of our time here.
~*~*~
The Reds are gathered outside the new base, watching Sarge walks on camera again.
Sarge (flashback): For far too long our people have been oppressed, crushed, under the weight pf ourselves! If we don’t start standing up to our mortal foe gravitty, by god who will?
Washington, Frøy, Church, Felix, Carolina, and Tex are watching nearby.
Carolina (flashback): Are we really going to let this play out?
Washington (flashback): Why not see where it goes?
Felix (flashback): This is gonna be good.
Church (flashback): Something we can agreed on.
Frøy (flashback): You both are just cruel.
Lopez is in the Warthog, Sarge nearby.
Sarge (flashback): Buckle up, friendo! It’s time we take this fight to the enemy!
Lopez (flashback): Por farvor no. (Please no.)
The Warthog goes flying off a cliff.
Sarge (flashback): Chaaaarge!
~*~*~
Simmons: But that just meant Blue Team had one more Jeep than Red Team.
Tex: Not the First time either.
~*~*~
Back to outside the base: Donut, Grif, Simmons, North, South, Wyoming, and CT are standing there, while the warthog is on fire in the background.
Sarge (flashback): Gentlemen and lady, we simply cannot let Blue Team have tactical superiority over the canyon! This means war! Red. VS. BLUE!
Lopez (flashback): (offscreen) Mierda... (Shit...)
~*~*~
Back to the base.
Tucker: That helped us realize just  how outdated this whole Red Team-Blue Team thing really is.
Simmons: So, we had a meeting to debate a new form of government.
Yaiba & Naki: Oh this should to be good.
~*~*~
The Reds and Blues are facing each other outside their base, Carolina having joined the Blues this time.
Grif (flashback): I vote anarchy.
Simmons (flashback): You can’t vote anarchy, you dumbass!
Omega & O’Mally (flashback): But it fit us so well!
Flowers & Doc (flashback): No!
Tucker (flashback): Monarchy! Whoever holds the magical sword, (draws his sword) Excalibur!
Caboose (flashback): Party Paryarchy!
Felix (flashback): Jedi Order!
Frøy (flashback): Of course, you’ll choose that.
Felix (flashback): Hey, up yours Frøy.
North (flashback): Democracy?
Sarge (flashback): Military Dictatorship!
Carolina (flashback): Matriarchy.
CT (flashback): I like where you’re thinking.
South (flashback): Fuck yeah!
Tex (flashback): We can make an agreement on that. (smirks)
Church (flashback): Typical.
The girls (flashback): Hey!
Church (flashback): Not all of us are girls in this valley! Heck, most of us are pretty much a dude! Of course, it’s freaking cliche.
Caboose (flashback): Oh! How about Malarkey?
Flowers (flashback): Caboose, that’s not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonesense!
Long silence.
~*~*~
Washington: (back at the base) Malarkey won.
Theta: There was also the time when Frøy built a bomb and it blew up and make a wormhole to a new universe.
Grif: And what came out was really, really, really weird.
~*~*~
Everyone is gathered up.
Wasington (flashback): This has to be one of the strangest things I’ve seen ever... Of all time.
Frøy and female Frøy are looking at each other with Church and Felix floating at their partner’s side also in their opposite gender. Both wear identical armor and have identical weapons.
Both Frøy (flashback): THIS IS AMAZING!!
Both Church, Felix, & Tex (flashback): This is a fucking nightmare.
~*~*~
CT: The destruction they caused was enormous.
Frøy: (sigh) Too bad she had to go home. I never met someone that I could have so much fun with.
Church: Thank God for that!! I don’t think I could handle another Frøy and Felix.
Felix: I could say the same for you, asshole.
Tex: I suppose to be the one to say that\, consider that I have to be the one to handle the both of you cockbites.
Church & Felix: Shut up, bitch.
Donut: Oh! And don’t forgot York and Carolina’s wedding!
Ruby: (gasp) Really?! That’s amazing you guys!
Leo: Congrats, you two!
Sakura: Omedetō!
George: Congratulation!
Ikazuchi: Mazel tov!
York and Carolina: Thanks.
~*~*~
Carolina was in a nice Cyan dress with York in a suit holding each other hands. Behind Carolina were CT, South, and Kimball while behind York were Wash, North, and Tucker while Frøy as the Ring Bearer with Church, Felix, and Tex floating at his side. In the center is Sarge marrying them.
Sarge (flashback): And now by the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. Just kiss the bribe already.
York chuckles with a grin.
York (flashback): You don’t have to tell me twice.
Before York could even kiss her, Carolina grabbed him by the collar and dipped him, he got startled by this but he kissed her back as everyone cheered. The lieutenants and feds shot their guns in the air as Donut and Jensen were crying.
~*~*~
Wyoming: And that’s when we knew who would be in control in bed.
Tucker: (chuckles) That’s not what I saw at the-
Carolina: Finish that sentence and I’ll make sure you have surgery so you be a women.
There was an awkward silence for that until Caboose broke it.
Caboose: Ah, you haven’t mentioned the dark place!
Tucker: Oh yeah! Somehow Caboose got stuck in another dimension!
Frøy: I didn’t do it.
~*~*~
Caboose is somehow in the Upside-Down from Netflix’s Stranger Things.
Caboose (flashback): Hello? Anyone there? THIS IS AWESOME!
The Reds and Blues are staring at the alphabet Christmas lights from Stranger Things.
Washington (flashback): “Neat.” He just... keeps saying, “Neat.”
North (flashback): I think he’s just excited, or he could be yelling for help if “neat” meant something.
Delta (flashback): How did he even end up there?
~*~*~
Back to the base.
Tucker: Oh, and we found Donut dead!
Nora: Really?
~*~*~
Grif and Wyoming find Donut’s supposedly dead body lying next to a body of water.
Grif (flashback): Sweet.
Wyoming (flashback): I guess it was the best day ever.
Simmons, Tucker, York, Wyoming, Grif, North, and their A.I.s are staring at a shallow grave.
Grif: (voiceover) We decided to bury him in  a shallow, unmarked grave.
They look up, hearing Donut offscreen.
Donut (flashback): (offscreen, unfiltered) Aw, fiddlesticks! I can’t find my suit!
Grif: (narrator) Turns out he was just... skinny-dipping.
York: (narrator) And that’s where I got second-degree trauma. Thanks a lot, fuckface.
Donut (flashback): (offscreen, unfiltered, cont’d) Guess I’m going au natural! Nice and breezy!
~*~*~
Leo: Did you see him?
Grif: Yes! Yes, we saw him!
~*~*~
In the exact same shot from when they were running from the dinosaur, Simmons, Tucker, York, North, and Grif run from Donut.
Simmons: AAAAAHHHH, RUN!
Wyoming: DON’T LOOK! DON’T LOOK!
Grif: AH, THE IRONY!
York: I’M BLIND!
North: I’M SCARED FOR LIFE!
~*~*~
CT: But that wasn’t even the weirdest thing that happened! Wash, Grew. A bread...
~*~*~
Cut to Washington standing outside. Of course, we can’t see the beard because his helmet is on.
Washington (flashback): It’s kind of... itchy.
~*~*~
Tucker: And then this morning Grif spiked Simmons’s couscous with his meth-meth shrooms! And Sister wanted to see if she was faster than him.
Grif: You know, for the lolz.
~*~*~
Cut to the shot from the opening, with Grif and Flowers talking to Frøy and the rest of his companion that he met and brings them to the base as Simmons and Sister runs by.
Simmons (flashback): (super fast) Ihaventbeenbeenthishypersinceihadamargerita!
Sister (flashback): (super fast) FastImfastyougotabetterone
Donut (flashback): (offscreen, voice unfiltered) Anyone seen my tanning oil?
Flowers (flashback): Jesus Donut, we have guests! 
Grif (flashback): Put some clothes on, for Pete sake!
Tucker appears again.
Tucker (flashback): Oh ho, Blue-Tang Clan!
Grif (flashback): The Red Kennedys!
There is a loud whistling sound, as though something is falling from a great height.
Sarge (flashback): (falling with it) SUCK IT NEWTON!
We quickly cut back to Grif before Sarge hits the ground.
~*~*~
Grif: It’s been awful! Instead of a peaceful retirement, it’s been the same damn shit with the same damn idiots!
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