#frank is bby

[frnkiebby]

fucking goofballs~🎃

[somewhereincairparavel]

Okay don't get me wrong, I LOVE Leo but when he said he's worth more than 2 or 3 Frank's 😭 <<<<<<<<

[indecisive-dizzy]

I've been thinking about Frank again and it lead me to remember how Bad he is at chess. So here are my Neighborhood Chess headcanons! 🏠♟️

Frank - Horrible at chess, takes forever to make a move, constantly overthinking, but can recite the textbook rules word for word.

Julie - God at chess. The Chess Master, Undefeated Champion (Chesspion?). She's only ever lost One game and it was against Jonesy back in the cave. They don't talk about it.

Barnaby - Knows how to play chess but would rather mess with the other player (Frank) and use slight of hand to steal/replace pieces on the board. Good at chess while cheating, decent without.

Howdy - Knows how to play chess but always tries to make trades/offers to the other player to swindle a win. "My pawn for your knight! What do ya say?" Is decent at chess but impatient and breaks the rules.

Eddie - Forgot how to play chess, completely wings it. The first time he played with Frank he felt bad when he won. He had literally just copied Frank's moves for half the game because he didn't know what he was doing. Still feels bad when he wins against Frank. Bad at chess but only because he doesn't remember how to play. Would be decent if he remembered.

Wally - Julie taught him how to play chess. Takes a while to move but unlike Frank there's a benefit. Is very quiet when playing. Says "That's the Most!" everytime he wins. Good at chess.

Poppy - Very anxious when playing. Has trouble moving the pieces but makes her moves as fast as possible to get the game over with. Gets overwhelmed, is bad at chess.

Sally - Pretends to be Very good at chess, the best even, practically invented it! Is actually mediocre. She turns the game into a dramatic tale everytime. Monologues over every piece she loses and makes up a piece of story with every move. No one wants to play chess with her except Wally and Julie. Frank only does so because he is determined to win One game of chess and Sally is second worst. She lost to Eddie once and never played chess with him again.

Home - Can't play without assistance. What do you expect he's a house? Houses don't have hands, silly! If someone (Wally) helps move the pieces he's good at chess. No one knows where Home learned how to play chess. Somehow still beats Frank even if no one helps.

[opheliacrainbow]

‘Cause I wanna be the only one to hold you so close and so tight and if it’s cool with you, I’d really love to spend the night🥀

[mashtastic]

M*A*S*H S1:E9 - Henry, Please Come Home

[capitalisticveins]

ZED’S RACIST???

[thegengarprincess]

Here to dump some siblings into your inbox <3

The silly’s N siblings of all time,in *MY* inbox 😱🤯?!! More likely than U think :33! look at lil Hank skipping around the place while one of his big brothers just smiles at his antics!!🥰🥰🥺,I bet Edgar B Frank are such good big bros N look out 4 their lil brother (N tease him N affectionately bully him like a generous amount like siblings do-:’3) I’ve said it s million times but these funky lil miis are everything 2 me N I lobe sm it not even *funny* anymore,ty so so much 4 blessing my askbox with these Cat,Ily 4 it 🥹🫶💞💞

[wxrpdemoness]

Yvonne made herself comfortable on the hay cot covered in various animal skins. Well, she hoped they were from animals. Her black dress morphed into a night gown that hugged her curves. She was about to call it a day until she heard a loud knocking at the door.

“ …. Who’s there? “

“ GREETINGS-HI-HELLO ABOMINABLE WITCH-THING! I am Rizzit Fellbite! Great-Mighty ruler of Clan Skryre sent me here-here to deliver-supply you DISGUSTING-PUTRID sweet-things from the surface. “

“ … “ She scrambles out of bed and treads cautiously towards the door. Yvonne opens it just a crack and peeked through it. “ … He did? “

“ YES-YES!!! BEHOLD WITCH-THING!! NASTY-VILE round sweet-things freshly STOLEN-TAKEN from weak man-thing settlement! “ Rizzit shrieked, handing her the small cloth bag of cookies.

Yvonne opened and accepted the gift. “ Thank you. That’s very kind of him. And thank you for coming all this way to deliver it for him. Oh! My name is Yvonne. “ she puts her hand out. “ Pleasure to meet you Rizzit. “

Rizzit flinched away from Yvonne, thinking she was going to strike him. She missed. Thank the Horned one this witch-thing has poor aim. Nevertheless, Rizzit and every other warlock, clan rat, and slave in Clan Skryre are under strict orders not to touch Yvonne. “ Put paw-claw down witch-thing! Rizzit doesn’t want to get ZAP ZAPPED! “ he panicked.

“ …. “ Yvonne puts her hand down, immediately noticed that his tail is shaking. “ Oh you poor thing. Are you cold? Here. I have just the thing. Wait here! “ she closes the door for a moment.

Rizzit started to twitch violent. Did he do something wrong? Is he going to get punished? He let out an ear-splitting shriek when she opened the door. “ MERCY WITCH-THING!!! “

“ Hold still. And lift up your tail. “ she ordered.

Rizzit knew he shouldn’t have accepted this job from Morskittar. He closed his eyes and lifts up his tail, awaiting the inevitable.

Yvonne slipped the baby blue knitted tube like creation onto his tail. “ There! It’s a tail-warmer. I made it myself. Blue is definitely your color. It looks perfect on you. I hope this will keep you warm. Again, thank you so much for delivering these cookies to me. Bless your heart. “ She grabs the door handle and gives him a wave. “ Give Morskittar my regards okay? And feel free to drop by anytime for some tea. Have a good night Rizzit. Ta-ta~ “ She closes the door.

Rizzit was dumb-founded. This witch-thing was mad like the Skull-Mumbler from Clan Morrs. Although, his tail isn’t freezing anymore. Maybe he will come back for some tea. When nobody is looking, of course.

[stargirlfics]

ugh okay tbh im ovulating rn so my need for dick is so so high now than normal & i fr want frank to take advantage of me by jackhammering into me. grabbing my throat. smacking me around. whispering dirty shit in my ear and calling me is good girl for being so nice and needy. nd good lord i can go on 🥵🥵

like pls sir put your babies in me even tho im snipped 🙃

You’re so valid for this like the thought of Frank Castle handling me roughly but also lovingly and saying and doing the most filthy shit!!! Want it so bad ughhh it’s so unfair! Big bad Punisher pls come punish this pussy lmao

The smacking you around part!!!! Felt that to my core bestie!

[tontalunar]

One day I will draw Rick with ultimate drip

[mazzy-rockstar]

Cant wait to see cillian in a regular suit!!!1 oh perhaps a see through top to really think outside the box! /j

No no speak up, you’re right nonnie

Men at the met gala are the prime example of them being praised for the bare fucking minimum

[frnkiebby]

ray looks so fucking tired~🎃

[chocobytes21]

I made, he exists, Frank the eggboi

[2-b-art-blog]

Ribbon animation

[characteroulette]

"Hey." Frank greeted, a bit more cautious than his usual cheeriness could cover up. "Working on your stuff?" Dante shrugged, too invested in memorising the spelling of 'effervescent'. Why did English have to be such an amalgamation of languages? At least the notorious Italian 'gli' hadn't made it in there. Frank continued looking at him expectantly, letting the pause stretch on to the point of being awkward. After at least a minute, Frank finally turned away and chuckled uneasily to himself. "Okay, so. Still doesn't talk when it's just me, huh?" He sighed, drumming his fingers against the table. Before Dante had a chance to reply, he launched into his next topic. "Listen, I'm really, really sorry about that time with the glitching and the bullet. I get that you're upset with me, but. The team needs both of us, so." Dante tilted his head to the side, taken aback by this sudden display of repentance. He went to correct Frank, but the other boy continued in too much of a rush. "We don't have to hang out anymore if you don't want to see me. I can always hang with Perci. Or Jonathan, or. Or." He paused, clearly stumped. Then he shrugged in an odd display of false confidence. "Well, I have plenty of friends besides you lot, so. Don't be concerned for me, especially if. If you can't stand being around me anymore." He shrunk into himself at the end, the bravado fading quickly. Able to finally break in, Dante said, "I'm not, uh. Upset with you, Ernest."

-Fire and Wolf, Chapter 18

[welcome-to-the-petty-parade]

Happy 1st Birthday tfod!