the prostitute sucking batman whips off his wig to reveal it was actually THE JOKER
"Nyehehe batman! While i was sucking you off, i planted a bomb under your foreskin! Now if you give my escort service anything less than a 10/10 review, it'll explode!"
Batman whips off his cock, revealing it was actually a dildo the whole time!
"What?!? No!"
Batman gravels gravely, "I always wear protection." Faster than the eye can see, he pens a 3/10 review and the dildo explodes
Titlecard: TRANS BATMAN
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15 questions for 15 friends
Okay, let's do this. Tagged by @adeptnenyim thank you!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
Are you named after anyone? Not the firt name, but the second I guess it's after my aunt.
Do you have kids? Nope.
When was the last time you cried? Some days ago.
What sports do you play/have you played? Playing, none. But I like hiking and swimming. And I love step and some localized gym.
Do you use sarcasm? Yup
What is the first thing you notice about people? Faces and vibes
What’s your eye color? Brown.
Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings.
Any talents? I have good eye for images, I am quite creative, and preceptive. I cook pretty well and I have a knack for crafts.
Where were you born? Buenos Aires City. At The Banking Policlinic in Caballito Neighborhood
What are your hobbies? hunting for and enhancing pictures of my likes, learning foreign languages, listening to music ♥
Do you have any pets? I had. But not now.
How tall are you? 160 cm
Favorite subject in school: Geography
Dream job: Anything related with rock music :)
tagging (no pressure): @mrsrogerwaters @galacticstar @javierpenaispunk @septimaseverina @annisthree @happy-foram-queen @coffee-and-uhg @paulmescal-s @ithinkwehitametaphor @brayinghorses @aquarian-sunchild @silverloke @grimm-lynn @big-low-t @thiccsteacccuts
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Well, I've been gf for one year. After some initial grief, anxiety, and frustration I feel like I've adjusted well. I feel somewhat less sick and have cooked and sampled a bajillion new things I would never have thought to otherwise. KC has been a champ about eating weird, expensive food with me and brushing his teeth before kissing me if he ate some regular pretzels or something at work.
The main thing I miss is convenience. I'm okay at planning ahead, but sometimes I wish I didn't always have to pack food. My kingdom for the ability to buy a terrible sandwich at a drive-through and eat it in the car because I'm already running late.
I know so much about grains and food harvesting/processing practices now. Too much, maybe. Also I have celiac-themed art going to a museum soonish. Much to unpack. 👍🏻
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@goneadrift tagged me to list 10 songs with 10 names in the titles that I like, and then tag 10 people. But she opened my own pandora's box. So bear w me
Sarah, Kyo (elle est belle mais seulement quand elle pleure)
Baba O'Reiley, The Who
Layla, Eric Clapton (i'm begging darling please)
Delilah, plain white T (but they've got planes and trains and cars)
Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles or Cody Fry
Aicha, JJG & Khaled (comme si j'n'existais pas)
La tribu de Dana, Manau
Louise, Thomas Fersen
Lili (U-Turn), AaRON (you see it's not the wings that make the angels)
Lola, Superbus (comme un garçon)
Gabrielle, Johnny (tu brûles mon esprit)
Diego libre dans sa tête, Michel Berger
Fernando, Abba
Iris, Goo Goo Dolls
Mr Porcelain, Jude York (i've never been so close to such pretty things)
Who the hell is Edgar, Teya & Salena
Goodbye Marylou, Polnareff
Alejandro, Lady Gaga
Michel, Oldelaf (c'est Michel.)
Osez Joséphine, Bashung
Sweet Caroline, Neil Diamond (good times never seemed so good)
Lolita, Alizée
yeah OKAY i might have a problem with. those. they make me feral.
So yk what i'm gonna try and tag 22 people. @jamgrlsblog @sschmendrick @wolfsnape @water-weaving @i-lost-a-flip-flop @gradually-watermel0n @casparelli @indestructiblesandwiches @emjee @finn-shitposts @its-captain-to-you-love @roamingbadger @katyastrophyqu @zet-sway @mintmentos @seanconneraille @windup-estinien @chodoyodes @dagss @mure-sauvage @gay-impressionist @katewalker
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it makes me mega happy seeing your tags on my art :3 ty ty t yty ty ty tyyyyyyyyyyy hugs you!!! (if hugs are ok)
i'm glad my silly blorbos are fun!!
Oh ABSOLUTELY. Your art's amazing, and all of your OCs and world-building ideas are so damn fun and creative! You should be proud man, seriously, it's incredible. 🫂🫂🫂🫂
And in general, the way you draw? Reminds me SO so much of art from early 2000's (especially some of the scene emo stuff), in the best way possible, and it's beautiful. I love every bit of it!!
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⠀⠀⠀ 「 ♡ ࿐*⁀➷ 」 ⠀navi. 📌
⠀ ⠀ ᥫ᭡⠀CARRD !!⠀( dni.rules.etc. ) '✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹
「⠀𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐄 ♡ *ೃ༄⠀」
❛ Keep me a secret, honey. ❜
⠀ 20+. she / fel. sfw.
Inbox is open !!
We’ll be dancin’ with the shadows in the night—
The stars are jealous knowing that you're by my side.
⠀「⠀𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫.⠀」⠀M.list. Commissions. 18+ blog.
⠀「⠀𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭..⠀」⠀xx
One way emotion, satisfaction, We ain't stopping now.
⠀「⠀𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬..⠀」
#love letters to aphrodite ♡.ೃ࿔*:·
⠀ ⠀ —non-writing asks / interactions / rambles
#love’s stories ♡.ೃ࿔*:·
⠀ ⠀ —writing
#swan feathers ♡.ೃ࿔*:·
⠀ ⠀ —musings & blurbs
#messenger doves ♡.ೃ࿔*:·
⠀ ⠀ —icymi / self reblogs
#seashells from the ocean ♡.ೃ࿔*:·
⠀ ⠀ —reblogs
#beloveds of the swan ♡.ೃ࿔*:·
⠀ ⠀ —interactions w/ mutuals
#「 (anon name) 」 sweetheart of the sparrow ♡.ೃ࿔*:·
⠀ ⠀ —anons
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Hello! I'm sorry if this is out of the blue, but how'd you get so good at crochet? Your doily looks amazing! I can knit very simple stuff and I've been meaning to pick up crochet, but knit/crochet language for projects can be confusing lol. Also how's your day been?
ahhh i've been crocheting for like 4... and a half? years or so now ... so i think a big part of my skill is just lots of practice! back when i was starting out (learning the stitches) i would make soooo many little "test" swatches to make sure my tension is even, that all the stitches look uniform etc. ^_^ but even still whenever i do a flat project i always make the foundation chain too tight... sob
some written patterns get really confusing with all the abbreviations and whatnot :( if you're lucky sometimes there's charted patterns which might be less confusing. plus it's kindof like a visual guide to see what and how each row/ round will look instead of just. guessing
i've been meaning to get into knitting but having two needles to deal with instead of just one hook is like @_@ too much at once!! afghan/ tunisian crochet is similar to knitting i've heard but idk enough about knitting to say for sure lol
my day's been alright! i packed up some of my stuff for moving back in2 my dorm... classes start back up for me on monday + move-back-in is tomorrow. yaay 🎉
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/13724019
Read this fic
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I just wanna say I miss my bestie @jellyfish-ships
Right now I know we're both super busy with life but that doesn't mean I don't miss the hell out of them ♥
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