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evilkaeya · 2 years
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Nancy: excuse me she asked for no pickles
Robin: <3
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Jonathan, high as hell: excuse me he asked for..... for?
Argyle: no pickles my dude
Jonathan: no pickles yeah
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Eddie: excuse me he asked for extra pickles
Steve: NO I DID NOT 
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steddiealltheway · 2 years
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Steve would say that he’s kiss starved, and Eddie would say he is, too. They would both kind of look at each other and agree, “Don’t tell Dustin.” Then they’d kiss.
Robin would say she’s kiss starved, and Nancy would reply, “If you want to kiss me, you can just ask.” Which Robin immediately would but very loudly while stuttering. Nancy would just smile and kiss her.
Jonathan would say he’s kiss starved, and Argyle would just kiss him. No questions asked.
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Steve: Third base is letting you bring me to the hospital when I have a concussion
Eddie:
Steve:
Robin: So you've never done third base? Ha
Eddie: HOW MANY CONCUSSIONS HAVE YOU HAD?
Steve:
Robin:
Jonathan: Third base for me is talking about my dad...
Nancy: So we...? Oh god no, I'm lesbian
Jonathan: Thanks
Argyle: Third base is if I tell you my secrets for my hair
Steve, blushing: You told me them before
Argyle *winks*
Nancy: Third base is letting you into my room and letting you look around
Robin: You let me do that!!
Nancy: No I didn't! You just did it without permission
Robin, shrugging: Anyways, third base for me is like probably me letting you pick my outfit
Nancy:
Nancy, blushing: Fuck you
Eddie: Third base is letting you touch my guitar
Steve: You don't even let me within five feet of it
Eddie: You're a clumsy man! I don't want you to hurt her!
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straight4joekeery · 1 year
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Eddie: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Robin: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Eddie: Yeah, they're all birds.
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Nancy: Are you drunk?
Steve : Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Eddie: And the spirit of whisky.
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Eddie: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?
Steve : I-
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Jonathan , pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Eddie: Gray.
Robin: Grey.
Jonathan , turning to Argyle: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Argyle: Dark white.
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Nancy: Eddie! This soup is flaccid!
Eddie: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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Steve : Eddie kissed me!
Nancy : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Steve : It was unbelievable!
Nancy : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Robin: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Nance, get the wine and unplug the phone. Steve, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Steve : Oh, it ended very well.
Nancy : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Robin: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Steve : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Robin: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back?
Steve : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Nancy and Robin: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Eddie eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Argyle: Tongue?
Eddie: Yeah.
Jonathan: Cool.
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* The Squad’s™️ reactions to being called straight*
Jonathan : The fuck, no I'm not.
Robin: Excuse the hell out of you?
Argyle: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Eddie: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Steve : Rude.
Nancy: *punches the person*
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*The squad's™️ reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Eddie: I will not let you down.
Argyle: Sounds fun.
Robin: K.
Nancy: No, I'm fucking not.
Jonathan : Do I have to be?
Steve : Please god, I am so tired.
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Argyle: That shirt looks great, Robin.
Robin: Thanks.
Argyle: But I bet it would look even better on Nancy's floor.
Nancy: Are you hitting on Robin... for me?
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Steve : I asked Eddie out.
Robin: Oh, I’m sorry.
Steve : Why?
Robin: Well, I assume he said no.
Steve : No, he said yes.
Robin: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.
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Punk Steve rb if you agree
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robbie-verse · 2 years
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fruity six i never uploaded fully here !
preorder them here
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Conversation
Steve: Every hero friend group eventually turns into a polycule to some extent
Dustin: Can confirm
Murray: And that's exactly why I'm never joining one
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fandsart · 1 year
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The kids will prank the older teens fairly often, but they never prank Robin. Nancy, Eddie, and Jonathan think it’s because she intimidates them [Argyle probably thinks she’s their favorite or something], but it’s actually because the one time they tried to, Steve cried about it because he felt so bad and he wasn’t even involved. They also got a regular Steve scolding after he pulled himself together
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theyreallgaylol · 9 months
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Y'know what? Since everyone's coming back to Tumblr I'm going back to my roots
The Fruity 6 as dumb things my friends & I have said:
*Most of them turned out as Eddie quotes but y'know what I stand by it.
"Fuck you I'm dirt" - Jonathan
"I can't stand you yes 🤙" - Robin @ Steve/Eddie
"My teeth are itchy." - Eddie
"If you die uhhh, I dunno." - Jonathan or Argyle, high asf
"I'm drinking a beer now too like my life has just gone to hell." - Eddie
"$150?!? I don't even know what to do with all that money." - Eddie
"CANADA IS THE MOST NORTH COUNTRY!!" - Steve
"I wanna get smallpox so bad." - Eddie
"I wish I could turn into a pigeon, so I could beat myself up." - Jonathan
"I'm gonna go home and take Xanax with my wife." - Nancy (my old manager said this to me but dbjdd)
"The main ingredients to a fire are air, fuel and... Stick." - Argyle
*In unison:*
Eddie: "I'm gonna light my sock on fire."
Nancy: "You need to calm down."
Bonus (in an AU where they work as linecooks):
Steve: "These seven are five!"
Robin: "Heard!"
Edit: Another one I just remembered lmao
"Why do I look like I'm 80 years tired?" - All of them honestly
🚫 B!lly stans & pr0ships fuck off 🚫
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Some Fruity Six Headcanons 💕
(no one come for me on this one lmao)
• Nancy and Robin both get motorcycles and take turns driving each other around
• Jonathan, Argyle, Steve and Eddie played spin the bottle while stoned once. It was an interesting night that they only talk about with each other and no one else.
• They all go to a fair/carnival and they each win their SOs a stuffed animal (wasting a lot of their hard-earned money in the process). Eddie drags Steve onto all the rides. Robin and Nancy don't need to be dragged, they love the rides. Jonathan and Argyle mostly just the ones that stay on the ground (aside from the swings.)
• Argyle introduces pineapple pizza to Eddie and Steve wants to strangle him everytime they go get pizza from that moment on because Eddie fucking loves it. (no I won't take criticism on this one)
• They all did acid together once. Eddie was the tripsitter making sure everyone was safe and comfortable and drinking enough water. They laughed a lot, took turns playing music, and watched a lot of cartoons. Steve and Eddie wouldn't stop making out at one point until Robin threw a stuffed animal at them. At one point, they all go outside to look at the stars and hold hands.
• Ooo Nancy and Robin inspiring Eddie to get a motorcycle and he almost wipes out the first few times he drives it, scaring Steve off it forever.
{might make more in the future if the inspiration kicks in again hh}
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evilkaeya · 2 years
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if I were the duffers I’d make every single gay ship canon in the last episode to piss off the homophobic cishets 
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darkavcngers · 1 year
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the fruity six <3
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Eddie: Besides being gay, I'm also a nerd
Steve: Nerd you say? You're mine
Nancy, whispering to Robin: I don't understand how you became his crush...
Robin: I'm a nerd! I like cryptids!
Nancy: Yup, you're a nerd all of a sudden
Jonathan: Wait, Steve, was I ever a nerd?
Steve: No? Why?
Robin: Oh yeah! You used to like him as a middle schooler
Steve: Yeah, that was ages ago. I like Eddie now
Jonathan: I like Argyle
*the five of the look at Argyle, who is muttering nonsense to himself and strumming a guitar*
Nancy: He doesn't remind you of me, does he?
Jonathan: Nope
Eddie: I like Argyle also. He's funny and tells good stories
Robin: Yeah, we should probably invite him in this conversation
Jonathan: Hey, Argyle!
Argyle: Yeah brochacho?
Jonathan: I like you!!
Nancy *face palms*: I'm going to go see if the pizze is here
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im-not-a-joke · 2 years
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this is robin and robin’s girlfriend nancy and nancy’s boyfriend jonathan and jonathan’s boyfriends argyle and steve and steve’s boyfriend eddie
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wheatnoodle · 1 year
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the older kids calling jonathan “johnny”💛🖤💘❤️💗💛❤️‍🔥💕❤️‍🩹💜❤️💕💘💛❤️‍🔥🤎❤️‍🩹
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