#fuck everything honestly

[thorinkingoferebor]

six months :( had a big cry scheduled for today but can't even do that cause I'm so out of breath all the time :(

[breitzbachbea]

I set a timer for 40 minutes bc then the dryer is done, I go downstairs and the dryer says 39. I have to get up before 7.

[catlovesfandoms]

Had to call the cops after someone tried to walk in while I was in the shower. Thankfully since the attack I've stacked some boxes and stuff in front of the back door so I heard and it made the person run. I'm on edge but mostly kinda numb so that's fun.

[glassrunner]

it’s so disappointing and discouraging to have absolutely no recognition of the effort put into your creative work lol

[krozentheblackwolf]

Van I just die already? Honestly I'm begging at this point.

[itsbeeble]

currently nearly in tears at work because i requested time off for a family vacation like a month ago and my boss scheduled me to work those days so i dont think i’m gonna be able to go and i was really looking forward to it 🥲🥲🥲

[spottedgardeneelstan]

romance route unlocked!

based on this post, which seemed like an interaction shen jiu would have

[comradekatara]

> be zuko

> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)

> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up

> fail miserably, because he is indestructible

> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain

> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang

> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety

[frenchublog]

spuffy

[mercymaker]

me, coming to this website every single day: don't look at the like/reblog ratio don't look at the like/reblog ratio don't look at the like/reblog ratio don't look at the like/reblog ratio don't look at the like/reblog ratio don't look at the like/reblog ratio don't look-

[khickuwa]

a momentary respite.

[himbogoth]

just got broken upwith so y'know going to get high as shit and pass out so i dont have to feel feelings

[breathingsong]

giving the emetophobic gal persistent nausea this isn’t funny it’s literally like achilles

[suchawrathfullamb]

sometimes I'm fine but sometimes I remember this:

[front-facing-pokemon]

[ultimateinferno]

I know the Zelda Timeline is hardly the most popular thing out there, but for me, it's always been endlessly fascinating. Everything is the same. It's all different. It's linear. It's cyclical. It branches and twists and comes back together. It disregards its predecessors. It can't let them go. It thrashes against change. It can't stay the same.

Every game is a reboot.

But they're also not.

I think the story of The Legend of Zelda is the epitome of narrative doublethink. In order to truly buy in, you must accept the simultaneous facets that none of the games matter to one another and that they all do. They're the same story. They're absolutely not.

The thing about the timeline, to me, by being both codified and nebulous, is what ties this cow tools of a narrative together. It's a puzzle without a box. It's total fucking nonsense, but so is reality. Things won't ever truly make sense, but what if they did. What if we took it from a new angle and... hmm. No. That won't work

Or maybe...

Ultimately, the Zelda Timeline is quite simply a farcical creative writing prompt. A dare. A challenge. To take these pieces not designed to fit together and give them order. Do the writers themselves care? Absolutely not. I do, though. So fuck it.