#fuck this.

[bachirasbodyguard]

only the most muscular of men call cats widdle baby

[fiovske]

giving y'all a small update. i went in today and saw my twt account was suspended for no goddamn reason.

idk if it was me literally only rt-ing a bunch of portfolio day art or what but idk if they're ever gonna give me my account back.

if any of you follow me on twt and suddenly see I'm unavailable as a user, this is why. it wasn't me deleting my account or anything. it's because twitter has chosen to lock me out for rt-ing portfolio day art.

[carcinogenuine]

THERE SHOULD BE SOME KIND OF AWARD FOR GENEROUSLY CHOOSING NOT TO ENGAGE WITH THIS LEVEL OF CODDLED HEADASSERY.

[emdotcom]

I think it should be actively fucking illegal to automatically play audio on any app or site. Fuck you.

[ask-the-virtual-council]

Is anyone else just really starting to get annoyed with the Mimic?

Just me?

Hm?

Okay.

[saturnsfather]

me: hi pharmaceutical insurance? can i please get my testosterone refill?

ins: ohhhh so sorry actually, uhhh because you have a union job, your healthcare, which you get through employment of course, doesnt allow you to get that through a physical pharmacy anymore! even though youve worked here for three and a half years and this hasnt been a problem until right now. dont worry about the fact your union has been picketing and discussing the possibility of a strike because theyve been in talks with management for a new contract for literally an entire calendar year im sure that has nothing to do with it

me: …okay, so can i. get it through the mail then. i guess. if thats my only option.

ins: it is! of course, we’ll reach out to your doctor and get that sent over right away

me: thanks.

me:

me: hey so you definitely did that right

ins: :) what?

me: hey doctor, so they definitely did that right

doctor: did what? oh reach out to us to get your prescription transferred to mail order? hahahahhahahahha no.

[portuguesedisaster]

Martin does not deserve this. He does not and I hate Elias for that.

[writercole]

A stormy evening would be perfect for editing....

IF MY WORD PROCRSSOR DIDN'T CRASH EVERY TIME I TRIED TO MOVE SOMETHING.

[bitchfitch]

I've been seeing various opthalmologists since i was nine. (hell we're coming up on the 13th aniversery of when i went blind) and Only today, less than an hour ago did i find out about a ocular disorder that's a common comorbidity with ADHD that cause severe migraines, light sensitivity and fucking . I might not be dyslexic. I can't fucking read half the time bc the words are too blurred together. I can't tell how far I am from anything and have panic attacks about driving bc it All looks like it's the same distance.

I'm not cryingyet but boy fucking howdy if i do have bvd then fuckin. If i had a nickel for everytime the same bestselling erotica writer made me realize i might have an actual medically recognized condition instead of fucking hysteria then i would have 4 nickels. It's not a lot but it's Wild that it's happened this many times.

[aboxthecolourofheartache]

I am livid.

[i-dont-bite]

when you finish saving the world is only releasing in usa/uk theaters

[halberdierminister]

NICE T SHIRT AD MOTHERFUCKER

OH YOU MEAN THE REAGAN ADMINISTRATION??

THE RONALD REAGAN ADMINISTRATION????

RONALD REAGAN WHO MET IN THE WHITE HOUSE WITH LEADERS OF THE TALIBAN???

RONALD REAGAN UNDER WHOSE ADMINISTRATION THE CIA ARMED AND TRAINED THEM AND OSAMA BIN LADEN TO FIGHT AGAINST THE RUSSIANS AND THEN ONCE THE COLD WAR ENDED REFUSED TO RESTABLIZE THE REGION WHICH BIN LADEN CITED AS THE REASON HE FORMED AL QA'IDA AND ORCHESTRATED THE EVENTS OF SEPTEMBER 11 2001?

THAT ADMINISTRATION????

THANKS FOR THE AD TUMBLR!!!

HOW MANY SHOELACES SHOULD I HAVE BOUGHT TO MAKE YOU NOT SHOW ME THIS?????

[dbnightingale24]

This country is truly so fucking frustrating! What the fuck else needs to happen??? They were children. CHILDREN! These assholes are more worried about controlling women than making stricter gun laws, and this is what happens! I’m so fucking tired of pointless shootings! If they’re so fucking pro-life they would’ve done something by now! This needs to STOP! Lawmakers need to do their fucking jobs and protect this country!! I’m so fucking sick and tired of this shit! I’m tired of not feeling safe, I’m tired of constantly worrying about my friends and family, and I’m tired of worrying that when my friends and family members send their kids to school, they may not come home! Fucking fix this shit or get your ass out of office & let someone in who will actually do something to help this stupid, backwards ass country!!

[cliffburton]

why was it like IMMENSE HORROR moment of sweetness HORROR AGAIN

[living-dead-rockstar]

Lilac-senpai... can you take those platform boots and step on my throat and crush it and kill me please 🛐🛐🛐🛐

No.

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

rick riordan wrote the hoo series by running over the pjo characters in a truck, backing up and running over them again and then setting them on fire just in case they happened to have some personality left