#fucking morons

[imagine-all-the-people]

I’ll just leave this right here..

[altbenny]

[dougielombax]

No…

Conspiracy theories were never “fun”.

They were NEVER a “bit of a laugh”.

They were never a little bit of so- called “banter”.

Almost every single conspiracy theory is rooted in paranoia, bigotry and misdirection.

Especially antisemitic bigotry and other such forms of bigoted thinking. (I’m not Jewish but even I recognise that shit when I see it!)

Everything from lizard people to that flat earth bullshit!

Be rid of it!

[vinziel]

I guess I'm BI then?

John Dory x FTM reader

A/N: For all my trans homies out there. You matter and you are valid. This will be in a diff universe from A Bitter Reunion.

You dated and married John Dory before you realized who you were and transitioned, when you came out to John Dory he supported you and still continued to date you, you even got surgeries to make you look like a man (You also may or may not have gotten surgery to get a dick also, which you may or may not have used to fuck John, considering you already used to peg him). Now John Dory never realized that you transitioning meant he was BI now considering he was married to a man, and he never gave it much though, he was just too busy loving you, now this all happened way before John Dory got back with his brothers, and when you did meet his brothers you never cared to bring up you were trans since it didn't really matter, they already thought you were a man anyways.

While you were out doing whatever, John Dory and his brothers were bonding, just chilling in Branch's bunker and they were on the topic of man loving man, since Floyd recently came out as gay to them, they were talking about their own personal preferences, Bruce saying "Oh I've dated men, way before I met Brandy, so I'm into men and women" Clay said "I've never really dated, I'm not sure if I want to yet or if I'll ever want to" Branch then says "Well I've only ever dated Poppy, I haven't tried dating men before" John Dory then said "Same" after John Dory said that everyone turned their heads to him "Aren't you married to a man?" Clay asked "Well yeah I am, he's trans, we dated and got married before he knew who he was" "Doesn't that mean you're bi? And HAVE dated a man before?" Clay continued, John Dory thought for a second and said "Oooh, makes sense. I never really gave it much thought" The brothers stare in disbelief for a second before continuing on with talking

After that whole ordeal once you returned back to Rohnda, John Dory began talking to you about his time with his brothers, and you were just listening, looking at him like a lovestrucked teenager, then John Dory mentions "And I just now realized that I'm Bi, since you transitioned" You then snapped out of it and blinked "What? You mean to tell me after almost 7 years since I transitioned you never once thought about the fact you were married to a man now?" You asked in disbeliefed, John Dory then laughed, saying "I guess I was too busy loving you" You laugh as well responding "That's sweet" You two then share a kiss "You're a bit of a moron huh?" You teased, grinning "I am yes, but hey I'm your moron" John Dory says smirking, you laugh "I guess that's true" You respond, giving John Dory another kiss which he reciprocated. Ending the day on a positive note.

A/N: PLEASE tell me if anything I wrote in this fic is offensive in any way to trans people. I will gladly change it. I'm not too aware on what's offensive to trans people and for that I apologize in advance

[hyperfixated-on-hensper]

PSA to all those who think lgbtq+ people simply existing in media is gayness being shoved in your face.

It's not being shoved in your face. In fact- you are holding the remote. You could turn it off. In fact, I'll help you. Just hit that little red button that says power, which should solve the problem.

Except that's not the problem, is it? Your homphobia is.

It's so easy not to watch it. We aren't forcing you. Perhaps, consider that maybe if you don't like something, you're not the target audience.

Which means it wasn't intended for your eyes. You're choosing to watch it, and then you are choosing to be mad about it.

The ONLY thing actually being shoved in our faces is your homphobia. So do everyone a favor and turn off your fucking TV.

[kelluinox]

Ебаные американцы как же ваш дебилизм меня заебал

[silvyysthings]

And suddenly I'm going to become a Swiftie , one rep finally with balls

113 k likes 😏😏

[azuremallone]

[summer-blues-stuff]

Aziraphale: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Crowley : Three words.

Aziraphale: …

[oldladydrivers]

misogynist whitehouse fans 🤝 rightwing rage against the machine fans

missing the point

[craftymiddlehorses]

All of the parallels this season are giving me life, except for the one where the penultimate episode makes me want to slap the hell out of Stede AGAIN. And it was much more his fault this time, ugh. I love him, but he was such a moron fr. How will I survive for an entire week again??? 💜🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

[animentality]

"It's my heritage to fly the Confederate flag-"

You're from Iowa, you stupid fuck.

Just wave a Nazi flag, since we all know what you're really trying to say.

[dougielombax]

Who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to privatise emergency services?!

Apart from stupid Tories and terminally divorced tech bros.

“No, really. It’ll work this time!” - Capitalism.

I feel SICK!

“The Free Market Fire Department!

We’ll stop your house from burning down, but only if you pay a small fee of $500 and sign this contract.”

“But I don’t have $500.”

“Then you’re just gonna have to fucking die!”

Ghastly shit.

Perish the thought!

[frosty-tian]

Guess it's my lucky day because I have a damn reason to fully unleash my wrath.

Not asking for a windfall. $300. ARE. YOU. FUCKING. HIGH???!

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING WINDFALL, YOU ASKING FOR A DOWNFALL.

Fucking sick and tired of scammers coming into my inbox and using the same insulin reason, like damn, be more creative and use actual effort to write proper sentences maybe?? You have the audacity to use BLM and Free Palestine (and likely stolen photos) on your page to gain attention, you're nothing but a vile piece of shit.

Yes, it's shameful. This whole scam you're doing is shameful.

You can bless my evening by fucking off entirely, and sure, I'll share alright. So people can block your sorry ass. But oh wait, that won't matter, you already scammed $190 out of so many people then would just deactivate with your wimpy tail between your legs like so many others I have seen before.

May you and all those who use the suffering of others and in so many cases, people who are legitimately diabetic and can't afford healthcare, to never find peace and have karma bite you back tenfold minimum.

Genuinely, fuck you, take your blessings and shove all of its sharp-edged entirity up your rectum.

[ageofgeek]

Love going onto tumblr.com and seeing a bunch of millennials who haven’t thought about Israel & Palestine since their high school world history classes suddenly posting their confident hot takes about how Hamas are actually “Palestinian revolutionaries” who definitely, super care about Palestinian freedom.

Wow, you guys are just so knowledgeable on this topic, tell me more about how Hamas, who was historically funded by the IDF to kill and get rid of the peaceful Palestinian opposition, are the good guys, actually.

[naipan]

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