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[minorfamilysupremacy]

s2 but it’s pete snatching leadership of the minor family and installing vegas as his anger translator

[officerresponding]

Sergeant, I must ask why you always get so upset whenever I supervise your trial in the Courthouse.

I don't need you commie little fuckjobs patrollin' what I do.

[simpsonscaptions]

Up next on Dark Side of the Simpsons: The Shelbyville Fuckjob

[astronomical-bagel]

bagel if i put an end poem quote as my senior quote you can put mumbo jumbo on your hat also good job on graduating soon

oh man i WISH i could have gotten to do a senior quote. no one in this fuckjob of a school even mentioned that they were happening. and thanks ^-^ im excited to be out of this place

[docholt0000]

THE 2ND AMENDMENT COMMUNITY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALL OVER THIS FROM DAY ONE !!!

THEY CHANGED THE LEGAL DEFINITION AND THAT ALLOWED THE FASCISTS TO PUT THIS KID IN JAIL FOR PRODUCING A METAL CARD WITH A DRAWING ON IT !!!

I AM SERIOUSLY ASHAMED OF THE ACTION THE 2ND AMENDMENT COMMUNITY HAS TAKEN ON THIS AND ALLOWING AN INNOCENT KID TO SIT IN JAIL !!!

ALL WHILE HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN SUFFER HIS UNJUST IMPRISONMENT !!!

https://youtu.be/03KkENU2mOg?si=dF_fvfCoxjYSzUks

#2NDAMENDMENT #JUSTICE #FASCIST #FUCKJOB

[aestheticsedative]

TDOV means u owe any one who is trans a fuckjob today!

[clawsextended]

“why do you have a marital aid drawer, you total fuckjob? what the fuck is a marital aid? cialis? ”

she’s talking, half-turned against @mxdam with an incredulous look. selina’s soft brown eyes are flint black in the dark. it’s too late to smirk or play coy — the cat has an end of her rope and she’s reached it. ( you know, she’s good at backflips, but you ever done four in a row? out a window? it doesn’t make you feel spry. ) she blinks half carelessly, flat as a piano’s deadest note.

“ excedrin migraine, where the fuck are you? ”

she flops backward with a sigh. digs the heels of her palms into her eyes.

“ i’ll find it in five. ”

furious mutter. she’s so glad she feels miserable.

[encryptolad]

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[blognotfound]

Is it just me or did daily mail fuck this man hard 💀

[bakethensale]

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[theoneandonlycowboy]

romanticizing rich people is over.

[the-end-and-the-way]

snip snip snip

i just read the cool war and sweet mother of fuck it was EVERY BIT THE HYPE??

[ferretfunky-blog]

[itsnotpatsy]

trish is notably softer on thieves or criminals who actively don’t hurt innocents/whose crimes don’t have negative repercussions on innocent people. stealing directly from an incredulously wealthy individual? she’s not batting an eyelash about it. trish was raised in intense poverty and didn’t have an actual place to live in financial stability until she traded it off for her innocence and stability at 12, as the first house they owned was brought to you by none other than patsy. she’s not shedding a tear for billionaires or millionaires losing a few priceless artifacts, especially if they’re sold away for better reasons. basically if you’re going to robin hood it up, or even just steal from the rich, she’ll pretend she didn’t even see you.

[faeson]

i really really really really really really hate. how. eating healthy and working out and actually kinda taking care of your body is for some ungodly reason always always always equated to weight loss. everything! everything and everyone always assumes you're trying to be skinny! oh you want to stop eating all the sugary cyreal for breakfast every morning? here have this weird wheat flakes with 2 calories per serving size (5 whole wheat flakes). oh you want to do some light morning stretches? here's five hot ways to shed fat fast in your hourly yoga routine. oh you feel like maybe you should eat something fucking green every once in a while? here's like, half an avacado. five calories. go wild. wanna work out? maybe not pass out every time you gotta move your body? here's a thousand articles on getting the perfect hourglass summer bod just in time to be ogled and drooled over and fit into your sexy curvy bikini thingy uNLESS YOURE A MAN which you need to specify so that you can get the Big Manly Man Macho Muscle Workout which is horribly unattainable for anyone who isn't 400 lbs of pure unbridled muscle mass to begin with.

cause like okay. i am no nutritional food science professional what-have-you. i am a 17 year old boy. who weighs 100 lbs soaking wet and only eats off brand honey buns and microwaveable chicken nuggets for every single meal. please, just gimme some fucking meat on my bones for crying out loud. yeehaw or whatever

[lostyoursignal]

hey friendly reminder to everyone that follows me: if you see me repost something from an exclusionist or a terf or a racist or any other generally shitty person

pls lmk!!!

i will delete the post!!!!