#fuckner

[ahazanemlehet]

Zoli, mondhatod a számokat, de én máshogy látom az életet

2011-es, szemtanú elbeszéléséből ismert idézet. A 24.hu 2011. 12. 12-i cikke szerint:

Egy másik résztvevő úgy jellemezte a vitát, hogy Orbán politikai érveket sorakoztatott fel Pokorni szakmai érvei ellen. „Zoli, mondhatod a számokat, de én máshogy látom az életet” – zárt rövidre például egy vitát a kormányfő, amikor Pokorni adatokkal próbálta alátámasztani az érveit. Az oktatási bizottsági elnök (Pokorni, a szerk.) így többnyire kisebbségben maradt véleményével.

A vita (akkoriban talán tényleg lehetett valami kicsike kis vitajellege egy frakcióülésnek, amit épp itt látunk legyilkolni, szóval nem idézőjelezem, és nem szidom a sajtót a szóhasználatért, mint egy mai cikknél tenném) a 2011. 12. 12-i frakcióülésen a köznevelési törvényről szólt. Ez a a izé, amin a gyerekeink élete múlik, tudjátok.

A tiltakozók - hogy a fontos dolgokról is szó essen - akkoriban a Hálózat a Tanszabadságért szervezésében igyekeztek megállítani mindazt, ami jött aztán.

a magyar köznevelés rendszere egy XIX. századi nevelési koncepcióra építve, a diktatúrák világát idéző szabályozási környezetben, egy meghaladott tartalmi követelményrendszer alapján brutálisan szelektív iskolarendszert szinte minden elemében centralizált-uniformizált óvodai-iskolai gyakorlatot fog eredményezni.

A HVG öt évvel későbbi, a törvény elfogadásának évfordulójára, december 19-ére időzített áttekintő cikke szerint a riadóra nem sokan kapták fel a fejüket (én, bevallom, nem emlékszem - jöhet egy kis oral history is ide, ha valakinek megvan élénkebben ez az időszak).

A maroknyi tiltakozó elkeseredett figyelmeztetései mellé – néhány iskola tantestülete, illetve néhány száz tanár kivételével – nem álltak be pedagógusok, szülők tömegei. Sőt, a tanárok tulajdonképpen bizakodással néztek a jövőbe, azt várták, végre megszabadulnak az "elmúlt nyolc év" olyan "Magyar Bálint-féle" szabályaitól, mint a buktatás lehetőségének eltörlése, a szöveges értékelés bevezetése, a kompetenciaalapú tanítás, és főleg az integrált nevelés.

És így lett a csokapik.

requested by @hicrhodus

[loverangel]

when i casually picked up the silt verses again a few days ago, after giving it a try last year but never really getting into it, i definitely did not expect to find myself shaking and throwing up at how much i like it LMAOAOAO

[oneofthosecrazygirls-mp3]

I'm not sure if I should change my url bc I love pussy-prep but I also have to other ideas

[ltntcolonel]

foglaljuk vissza a fertő tavat /spoiler! nem sikerült/ de legalább ott voltunk

[zegalba]

Lais Fuckner da Silveira

[nmtkmrnke]

Pénzváltó automata megette.

[kalmi]

Ez a http://fuckner.hu odallal egyutt mar eleg jo gyujtes.

[oikaw-ugh]

Stupid Love (Filipino Crack SMAU)

∆ Pairing: Tanaka x f!Y/N

∆ Status: C O M P L E T E D

∆ Theme: fluff, crack, crack angst, and fantasy

∆ Warning: Mostly likely written in Tagalog (block the tag #stupid love smau i guess), Filipino and English curses, and corny sense of humor.

Characters in this story are not mine. They are Haruichi Furudate's manga series Haikyuu!! characters. Reuploading is still frowned upon nonetheless.

∆ Sinok, sist (synopsis):

Anong gagawin mo kung may may nahulog na 'LOVE POTION' sa gitna ng kalsada? Walang halong pakshit, erp! Biglang nahulog galing sa langit sa harapan mo!

"Baka issa prank?" Congrats, isa ka sa 1 out of 10 na matinong nagbabasa ngayon.

Pero ibahin mo si TANAKA RYŪNOSUKE dahil di 'yan sumagi sa isip niya! Ano bang gagawin mo sa lOve PotIon na nahanap mo? Edi, siyempre gamitin sa crush mo! Bakit? For research purposes lang naman, ah? Wala namang masama.

Ayun nga, medyo desperado na tayo kaya gagamitin na. Paano kung...sa best friend ng crush mo tumalab ang love potion?

ALEXA, PLAY STUPID LOVE!

∆ A/N: Dahil marupok tayo at nagpadala tayo kay kidlat anon (HI, MADAAM BABY ⚡! Yung ask mo na kisses, itatago ko ha 🥺), heto, bagong responsibilidad as if kulang pa ang modules ko yk?

ALSO, ANG SAGWA NG EDIT KO 🤢 KUNG SINONG MAY PUSO NA GUSTONG IFLEX ANG TALENT NILA, PM ME PLEASE 😭

∆ Mga Tauhan

Certified mga Pulubi Amp || Kiyokonatics || Sino to?

∆ Mga Kabanata

Kabanata 1: 999k

Kabanata 2: Nomi Nights

Kabanata 3: Basted times 2

Kabanata 4: Ano 'to???

Kabanata 5: Bro 😩✨

Kabanata 6: Holy shit, men... (Ft. Yamaguchi)

Kabanata 7: Side Effect

Kabanata 8: Fuckner

Kabanata 9: Speed

Kabanata 10: Afatay

Kabanata 11: Timeskip

Kabanata 12: Sarah G.

Kabanata 13: Winnerist

Kabanata 14: Deep Talkshit

Kabanata 15: Bidjakol

Kabanata 16: Salamat, Master

Kabanata 17: Noods

Kabanata 18: Tanaka

Kabanata 19: Tanaka pt. 2

Kabanata 20: Confessionz

Kabanata 21: Gulatan

Kabanata 22: Roll VTR

Kabanata 23: End VTR

Kabanata 24: Gulatan pt. 2

Epilogue

∆ Special Chapters

Special Chapter 1: How They Met

Special Chapter 2: How They Met pt. 2

Special Chapter 3

UPDATE! I posted the smau at my Twitter account! Check @ImnidaLeia

[valiumgf]

adam fuckner

[rosszulorzott]

beefelő messiás

[headspace-hotel]

A lot of people on tumblr are looking up their last names on forebears.io and my friend and I have been on that website for the last 3 hours and here is what we have found

According to forebears.io...

there are like 1,500 people with the last name “weed”

there are 32 “himbo”s worldwide, one of which is inexplicably in China

there are 10 people in the world with the last name butthole

The last name waffle is most densely packed in Canada

fuck, fucker, fucks, fuckson, fuckner, and fuckert are all real last names that people have, and specifically there are 169 Fuckerts, most of which are in Germany

there is one person with the first name “hellno” in Massachusetts supposedly

there is one person in Iran with the last name sodomy

The last name Potato is most common in Indonesia

Massachusetts alone has 18 Cocaine’s

Russia has a single person with the first name Mutherfuckin.

There are over 4,000 hitler’s worldwide but the surname is almost completely and noticeably absent from Europe

28 people worldwide have the last name Communist

There are 4 people in California whose last name is Orc

There are two people in the U.S. that have bullshit as a first name, one in Rhode Island and one in Washington D.C.

There is someone in Kentucky named Kentuckyy, with two Y’s, as a first name.

There is also someone in California inexplicably named Kentuckyranch.

Texas is for some reason a name that occurs all over the world though.

[smallestclowninthecircus]

Ok yall I'm listening to tma for the first time and im gonna record my thoughts here.

I dont even know if this is worth posting but im going to do it anyways. I listened to episodes 1-40 in 3 days, I believe that's the first season.

ep 1: this is v good so far idk not much to say

ep 2: are all of these gonna have somebody named jon? thats the name of the dude speaking right?

ep 3: design with lines and a square in the middle? gotta be real that just sounds like a spider web. (isnt there an entity or wtvr called The Web? i think?) also are we just gonna brush over whatever thing shoved her into the street bruh

ep 4: the eye! That's a thing I remember seeing posts about

ep 6: worms? Worms!! "This story is concerning" arent they all?? who the heck is Jane prentiss uh oh

ep 7: so I'm guessing this is one of the entities we hear about?

ep 8: fractals feel like a Web thing idk its just vibes. this box sounds like a Web thing too- oop yeah spiders

ep 9: ik the hand with the eye on it is significant cuz i see it in fanart but im not sure what it means.

ep 11: web go brrr

ep 12: eyes!! In ep 4 the poem mentions smth about hearing right? AYO look at me makin connections Jared Keay (keye?) baybeeee. Beholding is a thing!

ep 15: I think theres an entity called The Dark but I'm not sure if im just making that up

ep 17: is it jorgen shitener or wtvr his name is again. IT IS!

ep 16: web time

ep 18: sus smells. Is it Eye time?

ep 19: oh!! this is connected to the other one! woah!

ep 21: this feels a lot like the cave diving one so far. was that a squish noise i heard at the end? worms? doesnt he have worm scars from whatever thing?

ep 22: martin voice reveal!! pogchamp! oh wow ok i knew the worms were gonna be somewhat important but not this important oh boy.

ep 23: oh god please no not the books. is this related to the graveyard thing from mist? jw 1279 (doesnt jw mean jehovah's witness) ffFUC KING KEAY

ep 29: i wonder if gerard keay (as ive learned his name is spelled) is one of those immortal death thingies. he does seem to show up a bunch but somehow i doubt it

ep 30: The Slaughter time? Meat! like the upstairs neighbor one!

ep 31: he mispronounced Appalachia >:( aw hell naw this is some Most Dangerous Game shit. this has The Slaughter vibes

ep 32: Prentiss oh boy. worms go brr. beholding is such a specific word i feel like i have to write it down ever time i hear it. spiders again. I still havent figured out which entity prentiss is related with. "you rob it of it's fear" "i dont know why the hive chose me" Is there an entity called the hive? i wouldnt be surprised but i cant remember hearing about it. Nicholas says worms are related to The Corruption

ep 33: "trying not to think about eachother" sean kelly o no re u gonna die. yeah im with jon on this one theres not rlly any supernatural stuff happening. probably they sacrificed him to keep something ? at bay (heh)

ep 34: i dont have to talk about how weird John Doe is right? v sus. The cracking noise is them giving themselves bones right. Apple? spiders? awww teeth i tried to call it. Teeth like the trash bag episode!

ep 35: passages: as in from a book? please no god not litener tell me it isnt so- GODDAMMIT OH WAIT JARED ITS HIM THAT LITTLE SHIT 13 passages + the one they came from. Weirdly wet, probably covered in blood. Bone! from the book that jared has! that's where he got his fuckner book. pages with web, figure in the darkness (anglerfish) stranger who means him harm, smth abt heat idk lightless flame go brr. eww the wormsss.

ep 36: buzzing? like in Hive? this sounds like a worms thing, perhaps the person who gave the statement got infected, thats why she was washing/ itching her hand? lighter?? hold on jared had one and the guy who got killed by the crime dude had one. spiderweb design go brr web go brr

interesting note cuz i cant remember which episode this came up in. In one of the past episodes tim was talking about some mistakes in the recordings. jon doesnt seem like the type of person to just not care about mistakes. he's gotten obsessed with these recordings like others get obsessed with the web etc

ep 37: They have the table? hmm... is this gonna be some fairy ring stuff. oh boy more burning. iron oh boy fae shit. milk bottle? this all sounds like witch shit i gotta be honest. rain water? yeah this feels like witchy things lol. dont tell me he opened one of the bottles. istg. he messed with some witch's spell jar and now he's cursed. is it a photo of his "predecessor" AYO IT ISS I CALLED IT

ep 38: books at lease we know they wont be involved but they couldve been. how come no one but jon ever calls the design a spiderweb? he has a migrane from the design? (idk if it is a guy but i always use he/him in my head cuz jon does) hopefully that means he wont be influenced? idk. oh dear a person is gonna disappear arent they. is david gonna go missing. is the speaker gonna go missing? spider oh no jon. oh no worms oh fuck

ep 39: oh dear this is quite unfortunate. LMAO he just asked if martin was a ghost im losing my shit. AYY TIM. fucking sasha is gonna get brainwashed by the web istg. I think that's a new voice but i cant tell im not v good at determining different voices. is it prentiss?

ep 40: "my eyes are up here but yknow, theyre not." LMAO how come those worms were slow (tim's statement) sasha sounds off. it's not her for sure. Is it like NotGraham? NotSasha? its funny she (gertrude) has such an ordinary death but that almost just causes more questions. If she didnt die due to a supernatural thing then it's something scarier, a person. (ayy me n jon said like the exact same thing) "they'll have to kill me first" oh god oh fuck foreshadowing

[meyerlansky]

idk if you've elaborated on meyer and charlie getting together because charlie gets jealous of plot device!jimmy but if you haven't would you want to?

I HAVEN'T YET but i would in fact love to because this is a fave of mine :D so in addition to the stuff in that one post, @goatsandgangsters and i routinely spitball a modern au verse that we affectionately call "loser au" in which team ny is... kind of losers. they still come from disadvantaged backgrounds and they still do like petty crime shit, but because the landscape of organized crime and law enforcement is way different in the early 21st century than it was in the early 20th century, they don't manage to break into Big Stuff and rake in the big bucks

all this is to say that, in my head, the "jimmy+meyer leads to jealous charlie leads to meyer/charlie get together" set up is like a branch off loser au? so like jimmy goes to one of the Prestige Colleges in NYC, columbia or nyu or city college or something, and meyer is maaaybe enrolled in one of the two-year programs in the cuny system? but he hangs out in the studenty areas of whatever Prestige College jimmy goes to [and tbh the three of them probably sell prescription drugs to college students on those campuses—meyer passes as a serious scholarly student extremely easily, benny definitely has a script for adderall or something that he Does Not Take, and charlie has other Supply Connections] and SOMEHOW he and jimmy start talking about whatever nightmare american novel meyer is reading for fun at the same time as jimmy's us lit survey assigned it as a reading, this is why jimmy is just a plot device, i haven't put a lot of thought into his school shit because he's just there to be mostly-no-homo-heart-eyes in meyer's direction

which never happens

charlie and benny are the charming ones, meyer doesn't go looking for outside attention and isn't really used to being on the receiving end of it, but like. benny has not read faulkner and would reply to anything meyer had to say about his work with "more like FUCKner, amirite?" frank has read more than charlie or benny, but frank is also Old and tries to diffuse meyer's annoyance with the Great American Novel in a productive way so he's no fun to argue with. and charlie wouldn't want to listen to meyer tear steinbeck apart. [that's what meyer thinks, anyway. for the record, charlie absolutely would listen to meyer's rant about steinbeck's boner for The Dignity Of Poverty for HOURS, but meyer is pining and dumb and doesn't realize charlie's ALSO pining and has had yes-homo-heart-eyes for meyer since they were kids. but meyer doesn't know this yet, so he just Assumes charlie would be bored by it.]

so meyer is like "okay fine i will debate you, random doughboy, and i will destroy your argument" and he and jimmy definitely debate and meyer definitely wins, but he also enjoys the conversation, so like. they talk more, whenever they run into each other and meyer's not working a shift at the mechanic's garage he does legit and not-legit work at, etc, and eventually meyer's like "oh i have plans" when charlie's like "hey let's hang out" one night

and charlie's like "................what plans. you never have plans. all you do is study and strip cars for parts and hang out with me and benny. what plans."

and meyer's like "my plans are in fact studying, just not alone for once, it's a revolutionary concept, i know"

and charlie's like "oh. okay. with who."

and meyer's like "just a guy i met on columbia's campus"

and charlie's like "WHAT FUCKING GUY >:[" but only in his head because meyer's good at hiding when he's ticked off from most people but not from charlie and charlie can tell he's getting Annoyed, so he leaves it

and so it goes, for like a month? a few months? an indeterminate length of time, during which charlie at some point is like "hey let me come hang out with you and sell the drugs" but he sells no drugs, instead he Assesses jimmy when they run into him and meYER HAS? INSIDE JOKES??? WITH THIS RANDOM DUDE???????? SURE THEY'RE ABOUT HEMINGWAY, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS, BUT FUCKING STILL. HOW DARE.

jimmy and charlie Immediately Do Not Get Along, Obviously, and it doesn't help that charlie has deeply sublimated Anxieties wrt, like. MANY things about being bi, as well as specifically about having a crush on meyer, but jimmy in particular inflames his insecurities about being a high school dropout and not being smart enough for meyer, who's definitely gonna Do Things and Be Someone because he is so smart [nevermind that meyer doesn't wanna do things, not legal things, because the system is fucked and he's already making plenty enough to do more than survive with their illegal shit, and also he knows charlie's smart in not-school ways]

so charlie is on the offensive which means meyer's on the defensive for basically the first time since they beat each other up and called a cease-fire, and jimmy's just like "i have no idea what's going on here but meyer are we gonna talk shit about fitzgerald's tiny dick or not" and meyer's like "YES LET'S i'll see you later charlie" and charlie's like >:[ externally but ;_; internally

and i dunno how long things are kind of tense and weird, but charlie's upset meyer's hanging out with someone else, meyer's upset charlie's getting nasty about one of the ONLY TIMES EVER someone outside their friend group has wanted to talk to/hang out with him more, and at some point they have A Fight in which charlie probably says something like "so, what, do you wanna fuck him or what" as meyer's getting ready to leave for another goddamn ~*study date*~

and meyer

who has zero intention of fucking jimmy, but who has watched charlie cope with the crush meyer doesn't know about yet by fucking his way through the list of girls their age in the neighborhood and probably one or two of the guys, and therefore absolutely cannot be convinced that charlie has ANY say about where meyer chooses to put his dick

Is Not Happy

he is, in fact, Big Mad

which means he goes ice cold and there is a very tiny voice in the back of charlie's head, which sounds alarmingly like benny, screaming "OHHH YOU DONE DONE IT NOW" but before he can do anything about it meyer's like "in what world is that any of your business"

and charlie, with what is in his head unassailable logic, goes "of fucking course it's my business, meyer"

and meyer, who is getting icier by the second, is like "please, explain this in a way that WON'T result in me ripping your face off with my fingernails"

and charlie, not that he's wrong, is like "he's not good enough for you meyer"

and meyer is somewhere very deep down kind of touched but mostly still angry and is like "once again, explain to me how this is your business at all"

and because charlie has a deeply flawed brain-to-mouth filter at the best of times, much less when he's distressed by the thought of meyer getting railed by someone who is not him, he is like "it's my business because i don't want you to kiss anyone but me okay"

and meyer, who fully BSODs with that comment and whose autopilot mode is labeled "bitch," is like "well i didn't want you to fuck every broad between hester and 12th for the last five years, and yet here we are"

and charlie's like "wut"

and meyer's like "wut"

and after like two minutes of silence in which they both process what just got said, charlie's like "i'm gonna kiss you now. please don't punch me."

and meyer's like "no promises" because he's still in BSOD'ed bitch mode

and then they make out

and seven miles away in one of columbia's study rooms jimmy is like "huh meyer's never been late before, that's kinda weird"

[he's late because charlie's got him pressed into his ratty-ass sofa and charlie's bottom lip between his teeth]

[petrany]

Szegény idősek

A Gellért téren konktrétan annyira jegyes a villamosmegálló, hogy nyílt életveszély. Hogy nincs felelőse, az Orbán Magyarországában nem meglepő, de hogy ezt hogy ússzák meg a nyugdíjasok, azt elképzelni sem tudom.

Valószínűleg persze nem is ússzák meg, csak nem vagyok ott, mikor jön a mentő.

[beaufortplace]

"Sookie and Bill the ultimate star-crossed lovers making a last sacrifice that unite them even more than before"... Did Brian Buckner write you this message? Only he could write that :D

lmao, hahahahahha. You made me laugh. It looks like it, doesn’t it?

He even said something like that in some interviews at that time, xD

It still makes me sick to my stomach….ugh.

I remember he was known in the fandom as Fuckner, hahahaha. I just can’t.

[niconiconwo]

Here's the team so far. Next time I turn it on I gotta go throw rocks at Fuckner and his Dad's shitty birds then depart for hijinks elsewhere