#full house

[carlwheezersversion]

“why are your standards so high?”

them.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Joey from Full House straight up died. Don’t worry though, he got better. :)

[rhombiee]

Every time I picture Dick Grayson I see Uncle Jesse from full house. Like

LIKE??? It fits right you see it too right

Bonus mullet era

In conclusion ✨

[itsscatballou]

Me: yeah, I’ve weirdly always had a thing for guys with long hair. I don’t know why ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My childhood:

[dannygonz08]

Incorrect Quote #8: Breaking Away

Note: Inspired by @chaoticdumbassrogue 's Of The Fountain and @anotheroceanid 's Athenide AU. Incorrect Quote loosely based on the Full House episode Breaking Away.

PERSE: (Sniffles) Oh, honey, look at this. Two little orange shirts with two little cabin necklaces… that they’ll wear as they walk out of our lives. Apollo, they’re not ready for this. They’re just little boys!

APOLLO: Oh, honey, they’re not boys, they’re men. They’re our men. They’re strong, they’re tough. Boys, show Mom your muscles.

DIONYSUS: (Flexes dramatically) Behold! The mighty son of wine and chaos!

ASCLEPIUS: (Holds up a first-aid kit) Does this count?

PERSE: I know Camp Half-Blood is important for them, but I’m not ready to let go!

APOLLO: The point is, I’ll take the boys to camp… you go check on your Dad, and everything will be fine, okay? I’ll be strong for the both of us.

PERSE: (Wiping away tears) Okay, honey. You’re a rock.

APOLLO: (Hands them their backpacks) Alright, Ren and Stimpy, here are your camp supplies. Go on, say goodbye to Mom.

DIONYSUS: Bye-bye, Mom!

PERSE: Bye-bye, Dion.

ASCLEPIUS: See you later, alligator!

PERSE: (Crying) In a while, crocodile…

[peteneems]

[bberetd]

some adoraBros before I lock in for classes 😔❤️💚

references ↓ (2 of which I’m sure @silenzahra will enjoy ;))

[aborddelimpala]

SPN + Pop Culture | TV Show references

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Jesse and Becky take a bite of their wedding cake and rub frosting on each other's faces. -Andrea 

[dannygonz08]

An Incorrect Quote Of How Apollo Would Act When Perse Athenide Gets Reincarnated Or How She Discovers Her Past

Note: Based loosely off from Of The Fountain by @chaoticdumbassrogue and the Athenide AU of @anotheroceanid . Incorrect quote based on the Full House

Perse: [to Apollo] Hey, sunshine! I’m back! ... [to Dionysus and Asclepsius] Hi, kids.

Dionysus & Asclepius: Hi, Mom.

Perse: [to Apollo] I’m sorry I’m late. There was a last-minute mission in Underworld, and I had to deal with some prophecy thing. The traffic down there was terrible...

Apollo: Give me a break.

Perse Athenide: Huh?

Apollo: Don’t ‘Huh?’ me! You waltz in here centuries late and expect sympathy? Huh!

Perse : Well, I didn’t know...

Apollo: [as he walks over to the table and serves ambrosia onto everyone's plates] I’ve been trying to keep the camp running smoothly, training the kids, and handling a bunch of rowdy demigods. I even missed my lyre practice! I took Dionysus to his wine-making lesson, and Asclepius to his healing clinic. Do you realize I’ve been juggling all of this so you could do your prophecy stuff? Huh?! Hmm-hmm-hmm?

Perse: Apollo, I’m sorry.

Apollo: ‘Sorry’? Hmph! ‘Sorry’! ‘Sorry’ doesn’t change the fact that my ambrosia is ruined! [showing it off] Ruined! It’s all dried out! But do you have the decency to call and let me know you’d disappear for centuries? NO! Well, I’m not a babysitter! ... Oh my gods, what’s happening to me? I’m turning into a housewife!

Perse: You’re a great father! Apollo, the first day is always the hardest. Hey, my bright star, this will cheer you up. I’ve got a perfect plan for Asclepius’s healing lessons. I talked to some of the best doctors, and in the next two weeks, we’re setting up a new hospital just for him.

Asclepsius: Good idea!

Apollo: Oh, fantastic. Another room for me to clean.

Dionysus: Dad, your ambrosia’s pretty good.

Asclepius: Yeah, it’s just a little dry.

[peteneems]

[chongoblog]

Balatro Fun Game Expecially When I Am Magic

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

This is so...Like this was so sweet. Like their chemistry. Like, it's so real, like this is not acting it's so real. I loved it so much. -Andrea 

[qpr-tourney]

Elimination Round 4: Bottom 3 are Out