#fully clothed in bed

[whatithinkaboutdarkshadows]

Episode 286: No little girl

The most interesting storyline in the first 39 weeks of Dark Shadows was the relationship between well-meaning governess Victoria Winters and her charge, strange and troubled boy David Collins. That story concluded when David chose life with Vicki over death with his mother, undead fire witch Laura Murdoch Collins. Vicki and David settled into a happy and uneventful friendship, and the show moved…

[unfinishedslurs]

stobin vegas wedding (steddie)

“I didn’t cheat on you,” is the first thing he says when Eddie picks up the phone. 

Eddie pauses. “O…kay? That’s a weird thing to say to someone you didn’t cheat on.”

“I promise we did not sleep together.”

“Steve, you’re starting to worry me a little here. What did you do?”

He rubs the bridge of his nose. “I…may have drunk married a lesbian in Vegas.”

There’s a long silence. Steve’s palms start to sweat, sure he’s about to be broken up with. Then—

“Are you laughing?”

The lesbian’s name is Robin. 

“Can I meet her?” Eddie asks. “I want to meet her. Give her the phone. She’s the Jolene to my Dolly, I have to talk to her.”

“She didn’t take your man,” Steve protested. “There is no man-stealing going on here. She’s just…a woman I married.”

“Wow,” Robin says, watching him with raised eyebrows. “Glad to know my role in your life has been reduced to wife. And so soon after we met?”

“Shut up, Jolene,” he hisses. 

“Stephen! Don’t talk to your wife like that!” Eddie scolds. “C’mon, put her on.”

He sighs and gives Robin the phone. 

[eightyuh]

How does bath time work?

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[skunkes]

[freedjustinemywife]

sketch

(im gonna finish it im gonna finish it im gonna finish it im gonna finish it)

[gophergal]

Sniper is the kind of person who regularly sleeps wearing jeans/corduroy

[kennyomegasweave]

I have a lot to say about this episode of Two Worlds, but all I can focus on is how Phupha's bio dad really stopped banging his mom in the middle of it to tell her he doesn't love her. He really pushed her off while she was riding his dick just to tell her he's in love with her man. My GOD.

The absolute messiness of it all. I still don't give a shit about Phupha but what a backstory.

[verysmallcyborg]

very evil that i've finished putting together the captain's quarters for fornax & ryss' pirate au gpose room....... but can't fuckin gpose or make small adjustments without getting sundered lmao

on the plus side, Bigger Fornax fits on the bed :) custom sized for them to sleep comfortably... can't be an efficient guard dog if you don't get some good sleep!!!!

[marklikely]

can i confess something i dont get why people get so desperately horny for elves they literally look like some guy. you can just have sex with a blonde person in the woods you dont need fantasy to do that

[inkperch]

Ok imagine vel and vag are having adult fun in a meeting room when the door opens and it becomes apparent that zestial and carmilla had the same idea,

I-

[cashweasel]

🏨 gimme those blorbo rooms fdsfdsfsfsd, since it’s Pinterest can I ask for more than one? XD if so ima ask to Karimas and Shaheens OH and also Gideons (low key I know what valens/yazans looks like but its a good excuse for u to get to share) so if u want to Valens and Yazans wild be fun 😌

K BYEEE <3 😘

LOLL im glad you asked and yes i will give you all of them 😌😂😂

Karima: she’s obsessed with collecting room decor and she has a crochet corner, half of her decor is crocheted too honestly 😂 I think she also has a thing for animal print stuff esp curtains and pillow cases, she’d keep small ceramics stuff she made with daemon everywhere

Shaheen: idk why it was funny to imagine his college dorm lol he uses space very efficiently also his desk is very important 🧠

Gideon: his room is so big and so empty but he’s barely home so who cares, the only notable thing about it besides the diabolical toys collection on display is the display cabinet he keeps all his medals, plane models, pictures, uniforms etc in

Yazan: yazan’s room as you know is a Dumpster 😂 it’s impossible to find anything in there and it’s never tidy, also so many posters and records + ofc drum corner

Valen: very pretty but his room is an entire house in itself you need directions to where everything is 💀 Texas king bed with a canopy, mirror above bed/on ceiling, maximalist unique decor and very beautifully coordinated color wise. Also huge portraits of himself obviously lol

[OC headcanons: Picture Edition!]

[trickstarbrave]

brain: draw nerevar in the colors and sigil of house dagoth

me: why

brain: idk. thats probably what voryn fantasizes about

me: yknow what. ur right that is the kind of shit he would get off to. i should

[cosmic-ships]

oops had a wee bit of a bad day in a sense- only realized it now tbh, subconsciously my mind won't let me do things that are relaxing when I'm at home. Like for instance, I never take off my shoes. I wake up, put my shoes on and leave them on (I just took them off now at 11pm) When told I can take my shoes off I say "I know~" then proceed to act as if I never heard them say that. I won't hang around in my pjs, I tell people its because I don't feel productive in my pjs but thats a lie. sometimes I fall asleep fully clothed.

"Why do you have your keys in your pocket?" "I like jingling" more lies.

Why do you have this backpack full of stuff? Oh that's always ready for when I decide to spend the night at my best friends. Lie lie lie.

I'm constantly in my shoes and always dressed in case something goes wrong. I always have my keys on my person in case I need to run far away really fast and I dunno what time would be safe to come home. I have a backpack always packed in case I need to leave for the night because its not safe for me.

All of these are relics from my past. I know I'm safe here. I know nobody is going to hurt me but my brain has already set up a defense to run if I need too.

As I sat here, realizing how fucking stupid I am, as I was untying my shoes that I've had on since 6:30am I started to think about Ben tbh..

He wouldn't call this stupid or silly... He would make me feel safe. He would reassure me I was safe a million times over as he helped me take my shoes off because I am too hesitant to do it myself.

He would help me get ready for the night, helping me out of my clothes and into something comfortable all while kissing random spots on my jaw, neck, shoulders, reiterating that I'm safe and that he won't let anything or anyone hurt me.

Even then, he would snuggle up with me in bed, run his fingers through my hair and tell me how much I mean to him and that he wouldn't ever do anything to hurt me, physically or emotionally. He was there for me no matter what I was going through he would always be there to try to help me through it...

He understands what I went through was hard and I have a lasting trauma that won't simply go away overnight.

He makes me feel seen, loved, understood, and most importantly, he makes me feel safe, safer than I've ever felt-

[cosmicbash]

I hate when I get REALLY into writing a smut scene because I get carried away and forget half the time what the characters are wearing, so now in my check back/editing process I gotta go sneak in random lines about the fabric of their clothes or shit because I need the vision to be CLEAR for y'all

[yandere-romanticaa]

Nothing makes me more mad than when my mother tells me to get ready and hurry the fuck up, only for me to get ready, actually hurry the fuck up and ask her when we're leaving, only for her to tell me that we are ACTUALLY going in like, an HOUR

[feathers-in-the-night]

oh i just had a delicious idea for an expansion on a scene in the updated Feathers