#fun fact: Australia is wider than the moon

[ricky-mortis]

I love playing dress up with the blorbo

[sweatervest-obsessed]

spencer just comforting reader after a bad mental health day and helping them to take a break and shower/or bathe🌼🫶🏻

Honestly, yeah. So true. I based this off of my experiences of just trying to even get out of bed to get to the shower, so I hope you like it!!!

“I see you’re still in bed.”

“Oh my god. You really are a genius.”

Spencer doesn’t miss much, especially not the sarcasm in your voice. He’s pretty perceptive when it comes to you. He knows what coffee order to get you by the way you kiss him in the morning. He knows what book you’ll want to read when you get home by the way you sign your name. He knows that for you to have stayed in bed all day means that you really just need someone to be there for you.

And that’s what he’ll do.

He quietly toes off his shoes and climbs onto his side of the bed—close enough that you can feel the heat coming from his body, but far away enough because he doesn’t know if you wanted to be touched.

Your head was your worst enemy some days. And it’s not like you didn’t try to fight it, you tried so fucking hard. You had even picked out an outfit and laid it on the chair next to the bathroom. But once you flipped the light switch on in the bathroom and saw yourself in the mirror; your brain flipped a switch too.

Which resulted with all the lights off, and you just in bed, over thinking and falling further and further into the pit of your mind.

Spencer whispered your name, bringing you back from where it was your mind had wandered off to again.

Nowhere good was the conclusion he came to. He gently placed his hand on your arms, waiting to see your reaction.

He watched as your body released some of the tension it was holding, and took that as his sign.

Spencer managed to take your hand and squeeze it slightly. “Want to take a shower?”

“That requires moving.” You stated.

There was no malice, but there was no excitement. Just a fact.

“Maybe you’re the genius.” He teased slightly, squeezing your hand. It caused you to let out a huff of air, which was all he could ask for.

Spencer has been to a dark place before. He knew some variation of what you were felling, how heavy it was, how your brain felt like tv static. He had discovered along the way, that the best way to be there for you, was to shower.

Something something about the metaphor of washing it down the drain. is what you would say when he’d ask you about it a couple of months ago, poking fun at yourself.

“Can’t we do a bath instead.”

Your voice cut through the memory. It was so unlike your normal voice; small, exhausted. It caused him to run his thumb across your hand, nodding.

“You’d have to get up for that too.”

“I hate it when you’re right.” You grumbled, rolling over just enough to be able to lift your head and make eye contact with the pretty man sitting next to you.

“I’m always right.”

That caused you to snort, a small laugh escaped your lips. It was one short second, but it meant the world to Spencer.

“Lavender or Vanilla.”

“You can’t make me get up and also make choices.” Your face rolled back into the pillow, but your hand still held onto his.

His hand was so warm, so soft. His heartbeat was pulling your focus from whatever place your mind had been stuck in. You knew what he was doing, distracting you, making you match his breathing, but you didn’t care.

Spencer didn’t move to go set up the bath. He stayed there rubbing you hand with his thumb, enjoying your company because you were enough for him. Just your presence was enough.

“Tell me something.” You mumbled, wanting to hear him, slightly upset that he stopped talking.

“Did you know that Australia is wider than the moon.”

You frowned a bit and looked up at him. That one caught you off guard. “What.”

“The moon is 2,113 miles wide, or 3,400 kilometers, and Australia is 2,485 miles, or 4,000 kilometers, wide.”

“That feels wrong.” You mutter, squeezing his hand.

“Right? Okay, how about Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street are named after the police officer and the taxi driver in Its a Wonderful Life.”

“I knew that already.” You smiled at him slightly. “You’re losing your touch.”

He smiled down at you, leaning over and gently kissing your forehead, making all of the tension float away.

“How about a bath now.”

“Sounds like you’re just trying to get me naked Doctor Reid.”

That made Spencer’s cheeks tinge pink. “No-No. I just…I know that, uh, when people have depressive episodes they tend to ignore their hygiene because the feel like they don’t deserve it and it’s a Monday meaning you were going to shower this morning, and-and I know you didn’t because there’s no towel on the hook on the bathroom door and—“

You squeezed his hand, effectively ending his breathless ramble. “I’m teasing Spence.”

“How did that turn into you comforting me.” He sighed and squeezed your hand back.

Eventually, the two of you made it to the bathroom. It was lavender scented with hints of the coconut, barely any light from the two candles Spencer had lit, opting out of turning the lights on. Shirts and socks were littered across the ground as you both sank into the water. The heat causing the rest of the headache you were feeling yo disappear, or maybe it was the man sitting behind you with his arms wrapped around your waist. Your skin against his.

The steam cleared your senses, filling your nose with the smell of his shampoo as he tried to quietly open the bottle, causing you to giggle slightly as he fumbled with the lid.

You melted under Spencer’s hands as he massaged your head, kissing your shoulders as he went.

That small part of you whispered in your ear that you didn’t deserve this.

But Spencer’s whispers in your other ear easily drowned it out, slowly bringing you back to him, piece by piece, soap bubble by soap bubble, kiss by kiss.

[hirofall]

Little Peter Parker hc’s!!

General:

•He either regresses to 0-3 or 4-6

•His caregivers are Tony,Ned and aunt May

•But he also has other people that take care of him a lot when he’s small,like Mj,Happy,Steve & Wanda

•Pretty much all of the avengers will not hesitate to take care of him tho

•His favorite stuffie is a monkey and he carries it with him absolutely everywhere

•The only people that know about him being a regressor are in his closer inner circle.It’s something he likes to keep private

•Before he told anyone about him being little,he used to absolutely neglect his sleep for it.At night he’d already be outside spidey-ing,and instead of napping in the afternoon he’d use it as his little time and watch cartoons and play

•But he told people and they helped him get a healthy schedule for it

When he’s 0-3:

•Absolutely obsessed with dinosaurs.

•The Land Before Time is his absolute favorite movie

•He’s fussy with food a lot.He drinks up bottles and eats food he’s familiar with without making much of a mess and behaving really good,but the second someone tries to feed him something he doesn’t know,he will be a mess.He closes his mouth shut,cries,and if he keeps being pressured he’ll throw a whole tantrum.It could even be food he already knows just in a different shape,nope,nuh-uh,he’s not eating that (in the end he’ll think it’s yummy and eat even more off his cg’s plate)

•Sometimes sleeping is very difficult for him.He needs lots of reassurance,kisses,cuddles,a warm bottle,a nightlight,a bedtime story or lullaby and his stuffie

•He also gets lots of bad dreams,so often less than half the night is spent in his own bed and the most of it in his cg’s

•He’s a curious baby,whenever something happens he’s gotta be there and see

•Sometimes walking can be a little hard for him,but he crawls absolutely everywhere (luckily he doesn’t know how to use his spidey powers when he’s that young…)

•He loves the ocean sooo much,so aquarium trips are a must!!

•Playground trips are always great too,that boy could play in the sand for hours in pouring rain and he’d still be all smiles

•Wherever he goes,his stuffie Monkey has to come with.It’s not a want,it’s a need.If it doesn’t come,he doesn’t either

•Loves Bluey!!His favorite episodes are “Bumpy and the Wise Old Wolfhound” and “Sleepytime” (Seriously tho,Sleepytime is the best episode)

When he’s 4-6:

•He’s a very creative kid,give him some legos and he’ll build an entire castle

•He likes to color!!Especially with crayons

•Still obsessed with dinosaurs.Although with this age range,he prefers to watch the jurassic park/world movies over the land before time

•Loves loves loves superheroes so much!He has an iron man Halloween costume that he wears like every day

•He’s a good kid,he doesn’t break rules…but he does like to push them a bit (a lot)

•Will randomly drop fun facts all the time,like “Did you know that Australia is wider than the moon?”

• And how could I forget,he is OBSESSED with Star Wars (Me too,Petey,me too)

•Has multiple lightsabers (thanks to Tony,these things are so expensive),his room is full of Star Wars posters,he has a massive R2-D2 pillow,and on Halloween he likes to dress up as Chewbacca

•Will also reference Star Wars at any chance he gets.Does anyone (but Ned) get it?No.Will he still continue?Absolutely

•Also,MOVIE NIGHTS.Like,every movie night it’s a decision between dinosaur movies and Star Wars,and believe me when I say that is a very hard decision.Sometimes he’ll just sit in front of two dvds for half an hour just to decide which one to watch

•Discovered that he can stick to things.Luckily he doesn’t know about the webs,but every now and then his cg will just hear giggling above them and when they look up he’ll just be chilling on the ceiling

I have so many more oh my god

[starlight-nursery]

Fun Fact Day!!

Happy Wednesday everyone!!! Here are some fun facts from the nursery this week!!

Australia is wider than the moon. The moon sits at about 2112.662 miles in diameter while Australia is about 2485.485 miles in diameter from east to west!

Human teeth are the only part of the body that cannot heal themselves. They are coated in enamel which can't fix itself once destroyed.

Baby rabbits are called kits!!

The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.

Venus is the only planet to spin clockwise.

Competitive art used to be an Olympic sport. Between 1912 and 1948, the international sporting events awarded medals for music, painting, sculpture, and architecture.

A chef's hat has 100 pleats. Apparently, it's meant to represent the 100 ways to cook an egg.

-Mod Munchkin

[discoveredreality]

Congrats on 150 followers!!

We have been mutuals for a while now and haven’t really talked… just wanted to let you know that your account always makes me laugh like you seem so funny and real.

🤓 - for your 150 follower ask

Since you’re sharing a fun fact, I will too.. I also live in Melbourne!! Yayy Melbourne mutuals hahaha

thank you!

yeah ik i am shit at started conversations sooooo

omg yes melburnians forever!!!! melbourne is better than sydney i'm sorry it has to be said

ok one random fact - cause we're both aussie so

australia is wider than the moon! (it's cause we're that amazing-)

also a fun fact about me

it might be a bit of a sensitive topic for some ppl or u might be a bit shocked so putting it under the cut

i like soggy cereal

ANYWAYSSSS

ty for the ask i hope u have an amazing day!

[flower-zombie-rob]

Some fun facts to get away from the cursed

Australia is wider than the moon

Scotland has the unicorn as its national animal

Only four words in the English end in dous

Teeth are the only part of the body that can’t heal themselves

Tigers have striped skin

A shrimp’s heart is in its head

Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins

Competitive art was once an Olympic sport

British military tanks are equipped to make tea

A blue whale’s heartbeat can be heard over 2 miles away

And thats all i got for right now

I LOVE RANDOM FACTS THANK YOU BLESS YOU

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

fun fact: Australia is wider than the moon.

[creatively-storm]

Fun Fact Friday

Australia is wider than the moon. The moon is only 2,159.2 miles wide, while Australia is about 2,500 miles wide. Russia is only about 2 miles away from Alaska. A city in Pakistan named Sialkot produces about 40% of the world's soccer balls. Canada has more lakes than anywhere else on the planet. The official animal of Scotland is a unicorn. (Yes I'm serious)

[am0o5]

What is a favorite fact that you like but feel like you never have a chance to share? More than one favorite is also totally acceptable.

I’m a little weirdo for facts and will just randomly spout stuff, my poor mother has to deal with it more often than not 😂

Idk there’s so many to choose so ima just go for random ones off the top of my head.

Uhhh apparently Australia is wider than the moon 🤷‍♀️

I feel like since my page is mostly about Tolkien stuff I’ll do the typical, “did you know? 🧐 that viggo broke his toe…” yeah you know the drill 😂

Ohhh also any little fact about hobbit or the spiderverse animations I love learning about. The way I’ve watched the appendices like twice for each film, love it.

For a little bonus my least favourite thing I discovered and it wasn’t by my will, those bloody frogs that have babies or eggs in their backs 🤢 I have trypophobia, so does my brother and my mum cruelly sent us a photo (for fun that’s how my family works I love my mother dearly) and god it sucked.

Sorry my answers kinda suck but I randomly opened tumblr at 5am after falling asleep at 3am so I’m a lil sleep deprived but it’s note new. But thanks sm for asking.

[hummingbird-hunter]

Fun fact: Australia is wider than the moon

Well that's not really a fair comparison, Australia is flat and the moon is very much orbular

[alyddaze]

how’s your day going?!

fun fact- australia is wider than the moon

hi um...good morning haha!! my day is going well so far thanks haha! i hope your's is going well too :) fun fact - the first guitar was created in ancient egypt

[asiogie]

GUESS WHOS BACK!!!!!

Fun fact of the day!: Australia is wider than the moon!!!

Have a good day 💗

VEEEEEEEEE LOML

[dreamsofalifeold]

shy can i hear a random fun fact please

"Sure! Um...uh...Australia is actually wider than the moon!"

[fakeloveaskblog]

(Hi, me again. Happy new year!)

Hey Remy, here you go.

*a needle and thread appears*

Wanna here some fun facts? I haven’t told you any in a while.

Did you know that Australia is wider than the moon, the moon is 3400km in diameter and Australia from east to west is almost 4000km.

Did you know that shrimps hearts are in their heads.

Did you know that people are actually more creative in the shower because of an increased dopamine flow.

Did you know that my country’s (Scotland) national animal is a unicorn. It was apparently chosen because of its connection with dominance and chivalry as well as purity and innocence in Celtic mythology. Also because Englands national animal is a lion and unicorns are stronger than lions.

Did you know that you can here a blue whales heartbeat from over two miles away.

Did you know that an 'ultracrepidarian' is someone who voices thoughts beyond their expertise. Or in other words something who gives an option about something they don’t know anything about.

Did you know that a jiffy is an actual unit of time, it’s 1/100th of a second.

Did you know that you can’t hum if you hold your nose.

Did you know that Google was named after the googol, which is the number one followed by 100 zeros.

Anyway that’s enough of that. Is there anything you want to talk about or should we just make idle small talk?

Glow Eyes

(Gonna do it so ur sending Remy a fact a day for structural reasons)

Remy gave you a nod while taking the needle and thread. Remus had given them a pillow cover to embroider on. Their hands were shaking from anxiety but as soon as they got ahold of the needle muscle memory took over and they punctured the fabric with the starkly red thread.

They nodded without looking up as you asked if they wanted to hear a fun fact. They stopped for just a moment to give a shocked reaction at the Australia thing.

"That's like a huge bitch! Like I've neeever had plans to go to Australia and like I don't even have any favs from Australia. I'm no Kylie Minogue gay. But if it's that big maybe I gotta make Jannie and RemRem invade it so we can like control the earth y'know?"

You hovered down beside them and glowed a bright yellow so they could see what they were sewing more clearly. They mumbled out a thanks while patting you on your translucent head.

"I think I’m gonna go with needle weaving ‘cause it’s like gonna make the words more clear and since it’s for RemRem I wanna make it more fancy than a simply cross stitch” They explained while sewing “I used to make spiderweb patterns on my skirts by-”

The blanket on the other bed shifted as their roommate moved around. 

“Girl sorry if I woke you up. I’ll be like quiet now” Remy quickly apologized.

A hand waved from somewhere in the nest of blankets “No. No” Their roommate’s voice was worn out and raspy “If talking to youself is what gets you to sleep don’t mind me” The pillow moved a little as he turned to the other side.

“Thanks girly!” They looked bach at you “So as I was saying there are like tots soo many different embroidery-”

--

When you returned to the tiny room at the rehab center the next day sunlight was shining in through the window and the roommate’s bed was empty. You could hear Remy mumbling out incoherent nonsense.

As you floated up a little bit higher you could see Janus laying in the bed with his head pressed close to Remy’s. His hand laid across their waist and his phone laid between them. They were sharing earbuds.

Remy was so pale their veins stood out like blue glowsticks. Their jaw was slack and their skin glistened from sweat. Their breathing was heavy and unsteady as their body seemed to twitch and shake at random intervalls.

Even though their eyes were only half open they kept their gaze on their partner as their trembling hand moved along his soft chin.

“Sorry babe I’m so boring” They mumbled out.

“It’s okay deary. I don’t mind listening to such riveting classics as” He glanced at what they were listening to (they had said the music grounded them) “...The femme fatale remix of Till the world ends with Kesha and Nicki Minaj. It’s always good to discover new music. And it’s even better to be with you”

Janus peppered kisses along their cheek which made them let out weak giggles. They closed their eyes and rubbed their nose against his.

“Sorry it’s all ‘bout me. What- what’s going on at your job?” Remy asked half lucidly “Or anything. How is the uh the ikea? Viv?” They blinked before slurring out “The library babe?”

They looked to Janus for an answer while kicking off the blanket. They’d dragged it on just a minute ago because “they’d been freezing to death” but now it looked like they were burning alive.

He smiled softly “The library is doing good darling. Logan asked me over to bake treats for the kids art and crafts evening- Oh a friend is here” Janus interrupted himself as he saw you.

“I think she’s trying to like remind me I’m not like alone” Remy groaned out while clutching their head. It felt like their skull was going to implode on itself.

You told your shrimp fact.

“I also have my heart in my head. That’s why I’m such a genius” Janus said with a smirk. They looked over to Remy and smiled even winder when they saw their partner laughing weekly.

--

The next day the room mostly looked the same except that Remus was the one sitting at the foot of the bed. Remy’s foot was sticking out from the blanket and they kept poking at their boyfriend’s side to annoy him. They still looked just as pale and they had huge bags under their eyes because the withdrawal symptoms were keeping them awake.

“Yeah so there I was lost in the woods” Remus babbled on “And suddenly a bunch of crows flew by over my head and- GHOST! HI!”

You flopped your ghost body on top of Remus head to make his brain feel all fuzzy while he laughed before telling your fact of the day.

Remus let up into a big sinister smile “Y’know the big reason everyone gets so much dopamine in the shower is ‘cause they’re all nakey” 

He said it while tickling Remy right by their ribs so they let out into one of those shrill giggles. He kissed them on the cheek and moved a bit of their hair that had gotten stuck to their sweaty forehead behind their ear before laying down beside them.

“Just imagine the RAW NASTY creative power if someone mushed like 8 naked people all at once into a shower”

“Babe that’s just an orgy” Remy replied.

“Well then I gotta go look for statistics on how many brilliant creative endeavors were started during an orgy”

“Great excuse to become one of those uhhh like....I think Janny’s said it...Empirical scientists!” They looked proud of themself for remembering before another skull shattering headache hit them and their stomach dropped.

--

The room was empty the next time you showed up. The nurses had coaxed Remy into leaving the bed just for a few hours so they could clean since the sheets were drenched in sweat and had stains of vomit on it.

You floated through a few walls before finding Remy curled up in the sofa of the ‘living room’ of the rehab center. Remus had his head in their lap while scrolling on his phone. His partner was working on embroidering the pillow case so the fabric kept falling onto his face but he didn’t mind.

Remus looked up to find Remy silently crying. Tears rolled down their cheeks but they didin’t make a single sound, their eyes were barely even red.

He quickly sat up and reached out to cup their cheeks “Beanie, you okay?”

“Yeah. Yeah. Just” They closed their eyes tightly “Just withdrawal shit”

“You’re through the worst of it. I know it feels like having your liver picked by birds over and over again but it’ll be over soon”

Remy let go of their needle and thread as they sucked in a deep breathe to not start crying any harder “Every minute is just like so fucking slow an-and I keep thinking bout how This is just the start-”

“The withdrawal is gonna be over in like a week. 2 week tops! Then we go burn houses or scream in the woods or whatever you want!”

“This is the start of being sober!” Remy nearly choked on the word “I’m gonna have to remember and exists an-and already I don’t- I can’t stand- Everything feels SO real Remus! Everything- I- I can’t comprehend this” They held up their shaking hand “This is the same hand I had when I was being abused by my dad- same hand i had when I was flinching from Virgil- I- I don’t wanna be the same person all of that happened to! I don’t wanna have to live with it! I wanna forget! I wanna! I don’t want Myself to be real! I- I-”

“You can sob and sniffle and throw snot all over the place y’know” Remus said in his softest tone “I won’t get mad. You’re safe”

Remy’s face scrunched up into an ugly grimace as they let out a quiet whine. Remus moved his finger against their lip and waited until they nodded before kissing them. He held them close as they continued to sob.

You quietly decided to leave the room. You could just give two facts tomorrow instead.

--

It was late at night when you returned to Remy’s room. You found them sitting on the floor with their back leant against the wall, their hands were busy with the embrodeiry. Their cheeks had stains left from tears.

Your light pink glow made Remy look up. They smiled  a little when they saw you.

“My head is having like loooads of stupid thoughts ‘cause of the uhm the withdrawal” Remy mumbled out, they looked dead tired “I told Jannie ‘bout some of them and they like convinced me to tell the nurses. They took my needle ‘cause it was too sharp they said but I got like a more round one” They sniffled “Earl- my uh roommate has been playing cards with me when Jannie and RemRem aren’t here but he needs his sleep so it’s like good your here right now. I could use the distraction”

You didn’t even have time to finish your fact about Scotland before Remy’s eyes went wide and their mouth turned agape in shock.

“You’re scottish!??! Girl I should have guessed with how you speak but I just assumed that like all ghosts sounded kinda scottish!! What the fuck is a scottish ghost doing in fucking Florida!? Girl if I die I’m getting the fuck outa here. I’mma be in fucking Havana or something. Sawry finish your lil fact”

You let out a little huff before finishing your unicorn fact.

“Having a unicorn as it’s country animal?....Kinda gay. Slaaay Scotland!! My new faav country! Unicorns having a connection with dominance!?” They twirled their hair “You telling me unicorns are doms...omg...”

You followed it up with the whale fact.

“The heartbeat!? Girl that would be calming as shit. Wait...Could you mimik whale sounds? That sounds like suuuuuper niiiiceee”

After a moment of consideration you took out your ghost phone and simply searched up a video of whale sounds before putting it against Remy’s ear.

--

“Are you kidding me? Did you not see the extrrrra extrrrordinary way I completely and uterrrrrly won this game of uno” Janus said sarcastically.

“I saw you cheating!!” Remus exclaimed.

“Me? Cheating?” They gasped “I would never! What about my honor!”

“You can get the honorary punishment of getting your hand gnawed off for cheating!”

Remus jumped forward and grabbed onto Janus’ wrist. He made loud chomping noises while only biting A little on their actual skin. Janus played along by throwing uno cards at his head.

The two of them were sitting beside Remy’s bed. Their partner had too much head fog from pain and sleep deprivation to play uno with them but just laying in bed and watching the two people they loved have fun made Remy feel better.

You interrupted the biting to tell them about ultracrepidarians. Janus let up into a smirk before boping Remus on the nose.

“Someone who speaks above their knowledge grade, such as you claiming I would ever cheat when you know nothing about the spirit of card games!”

Remus tried to bite their finger “HAH! You’re one to talk! You discuss criminal mysteries with me all the time and yet you’ve never drank even a TINY bit of blood!”

“Ohohoh but you love to speak of old torture methods when you don’t even know about the philosophical reasoning that led them to happen!” Janus argued back.

Both of them sent confident smiles at each other while crossing their arms. Remy rolled their eyes.

“Girlies get a room”

You added in your fact about Jiffys which made Remus loudly laugh.

“Hehe sounds like yiff”

--

You heard quiet crying when you came back the next day. Remy sat huddled up in a blanket in front of the single window in their room with a box of tissues. You sat down next to them and quietly told your fact about humming.

They rolled their eyes before trying to hum while holding their nose and when they couldn’t and their nose just felt stuffy instead they started to quietly chuckle.

“The doctor said my withdrawal symptoms had lessened enough that I could like go to my first therapist session...or well my first here” They sighed “I’m just like a lil torn up ‘bout it. It’s just like...Like...It just feels like tots FUCKED That they just leave me all alone right after a therapy session. I’ve never had to like talk about Viv in that way with like a professional before. Like the psych was nice like don’t get me wrong I just. I’m just a bit criey right now. Feeling memories....feeling like flashback type of feels....just need a minute”

You continued to glow for the rest of the time you sat there.

--

Remy was in the living room of the rehab center again the next day. You watched them play cards with some of the other patients for a while before they started to feel too naesous and had to go lay down on the coach. You floated down to them and summoned a hand to wave.

“hii girlie” They said in a tired tone “We had like a group art therapy thingie today. I dunno whyyyy, they said why but I like forgot. I painted Jannie and RemRem. Wanna see?”

They held up a paper with two vaguely human shaped blobs on them. There was a brown shaped blob on one of the human’s face, Remy pointed to it and explained it was Remus’ future mustache.

“You think they’ll like it? I actualllllly literalllllly tried my best especially since I know RemRem is artsy and all that”

They waited for your response for a little bit but you just responded with your last fun fact about gogol.

“Gogol...Sounds like some russian spy character”

They waited for your response about the painting for another minute before remembering something more. They gasped and clasped their hands together.

“Also!! I’ve like decided!! I am going to get a job once I get out of here okay!? Not ‘cause I’m scared of being like a burden....even tho I am also scared of that...I’m just like sooooo tired of just sitting at home y’know? I’ve gotten to test like those uhm what’re they called...elbow crutches! Which I think can like help me manage at a job. You got like any good ideas for jobs that would be like good for me?”

[book-girl4evaaa]

Cactacea for your greenhouse event, please!

I don't expect something in return for nothing, so I come bearing wisdom (a fun fact): did you know that Australia is wider than the moon?

Thanks!

Ummm Im not sure if your music taste but how about "somewhere only we know" but lily Allen?

Awesome fact btw!

[redfroog]

fun fact 46: Australia is wider than the moon