#fun times lmao

[willialwaysbethewordsiwrote]

i am sitting here with my knees against the tile

looking into the toilet

watching blood drip in a neat rhythm

and seeing the reflection of the fluorescents

(in neat rectangles)

warp into something not-so-neat

in the water

and all i’m thinking is

tilt your head so your lipstick doesn’t get ruined

and then i’m laughing,

there,

into the empty room

and i guess this poem is supposed to be about beauty standards

or something,

about lipstick the same shade as my blood

but honestly

it’s echoing in here

and it’s neat in here

and my blood is dripping from my nose onto the floor

and i am ruining the neatness

and i am laughing out loud

into the bathroom

so hard my sides hurt,

because there is something funny about this,

something fucking hysterical

and i can’t for the life of me figure out

what it is.

[dxncingwithastrxnger]

[agent-cupcake]

Quick question for you:

What do we, as your loyal readers, need to do to get you drunk on an airplane more often? I'm mostly joking but your Claude story was amazing and once I started reading it I couldn't stop.

In all seriousness, thank you so much for sharing what you write with all of us. Every time you post I get super excited and can't wait to read it. You're the only fanfic author I follow where I can read anything you write, even if I don't know the characters, because your writing is THAT good.

p.s. the Jason Todd story was amazing too<3<3

Drunk writing is a terrible idea and writing smut while sitting next to a stinky stranger who may or may not be reading over your shoulder is kinda cringe BUT

sometimes it pays (aka I'm an absolute shameless thot when I drink) I'm glad you enjoyed it <3

And I'm very flattered that you read whatever I write w/ characters, I do kinda jump around sometimes and it's so wonderful to have people who follow me from weird obsession to weird obsession. You are lovely

[birthrightversemain]

Hey gang, just here for the fun and thrilling announcement that I'll be having surgery in about three or four days so writing's gonna slow down a bit after that. But it won't stop me, nothing will >:3

[fanaticalthings]

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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[zosanbrainrot]

the little guys are back!!

[notacluedo]

My piece(s) for @aftgbigbang based on @hemmicknicky ‘s summer camp fic :D

[soupsandstars]

Reveal the path and grant me passage!

[glacier-shrimp]

Some flowers for you ❤️

[missmisnomer]

The standard @drawfee experience ❤️

Saw that meme going around from Myszka on Twitter and knew that I had to render the gremlin crew. Original under the cut

[pixlatedvampire]

Local Dark Priest Experiences Untold Horrors and Affronts to God, Says He "Feels Nothing"

[gleamer]

chop chop chop judo flip 🫵🏾

[reds-skull]

Both me and price looking at that pic of them sleeping: do it for them...

(This was supposed to be like. 2 panels rip)

[merrigel]

I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward

[taffywabbit]

i have lots of flaws but i do at least take a fair amount of comfort knowing that, if i were a customer NPC in a fast food/retail management game, i would be one of the chill early-level ones that can wait a super long time before they start getting impatient, and you breathe a sigh of a relief when you see them show up in a harder level

[thirstywaffles]

Um guess who finally played ff7