#fundy simps come get your juice

[milqueandsugar]

Hello may I request some Vilbur, Techno or Fundy who has absolutely no sense of personal space and an easily flustered s/o? 😔👌🏼👌🏼 Thank youu

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Warnings: slight nsfw

Genre: fluff

| Technoblade |

When techno is comfortable with someone all sense of boundaries are lost

In piglin culture it's normal for packs to be incredibly close, and you Ranboo and Philza are his pack

You had been living with him for a while and got used to his surprisingly touchy ways

Resting his head on yours when hes tired, playing with your hair, braiding it even if you let him, hell he even asks you to help put on his corset from time to time

But when you guys started dating? Yeah absolutely no boundaries with him

Walking around in only a towel after showers, sleeping far less clothes then he used to, holding your hand when doing chores with you

With phil in his own home he could be as free as he liked with you, well, that's what he thought until you sat him down one day

"Tech we need to talk"

" Is there something wrong, Aphrodite?"

"Y-yes its.. just for the love of the gods put some clothes on "

You gesture to his shirtless state and he looks down then back at you

"Would that make you more comfortable to talk to me"

"No! No that's it the that's the conversation, I love you tech, and this is your home as much as it is mine, but when I'm doing chores or doing something, itd be nice of you weren't a uh.. distraction"

"Am I distracting you, Y/N?"

"..no"

Needless to say you got railed that night

| Vilbur |

Wilbur wasnt always like this

You weren't sure exactly when this started but you had two Main theories

1) that between the abuse of training and isolation of pogtopia he would take any soft touches and love he could get

2) he finally realized how bad his touch and affected you

You were currently laying in your shared bed, his head resting on your chest as he left the occasional kiss, almost to signify that he was still awake

His hands wandered up and down your clothed sides, occasionally pulling st the hem of your shirt or Jeans

"Wilbur?"

"Hmm?"

"This is kind of a weird question...".

"I'm kind of a weird guy, hit me with it"

Taking in a deep breath you continue,

"Why are you so... touchy all of a sudden? I'm not complaining, but I'd like to know"

Chuckling wilbur sat up, legs either side of your own as he leaned forward to caress our cheek

"Because I love seeing how red you can get"

The words alone brought heat to your cheeks

Turning your head Wilbur left a few fleeting kisses across the scarlet skin before leaning down to your ear

"So pretty"

| Fundy |

Fundy is the king of clingyness

If you're anywhere within a ten mile radius expect him to have him holding you

Fundy has never had anything that was his, and anything that was wasnt around for too long

He couldn't bare losing anything else, let alone you

Unfortunately this tends to lead to him startling you with unexpected hugs

One time you were chopping veggies for dinner when a sudden warmth poked at your back

"AHH-"

"Dont scream! It's just me!"

"Jesus Fundy! I was cutting stuff! I could have cut you!"

"You're... you're facing away from me"

That earned him a pickle to the fore head

Though his sudden affection has led to several accidents, you wouldn't have it any other way

Okay maybe you'd like him to stop coming after you from behind but the rest is okay!

"Arent I supposed to e the skittish one?"

"You regularly attack me!"

"With what, love?"

[milqueandsugar]

Wait I didn’t know you wrote Fundy or Foolish 😳 Can you write a scenarios about Fundy or foolish being possessive, please?

- 🔪 anon

🏵 Your Tea Is Ready 🏵

Warnings: ! NSFW ! MINORS DNI

Genre: SMUT

| Possesive!Fundy X Reader |

Possessive Fundy is just normal Fundy because this man is F E R A L

This man has zero concept of personal space

Once he learns your boundaries expect him to be constantly touching you, now no longer scared to upset you

Dont like being touched? That's cool he'll just constantly talk about you and how amazing you are

"You smell you nice today,I like your natural scent more"

"Hey! Tubbo have you seen Y/N's new build? It puts Foolish to shame"

"You're hoodie looks really cool! But I'd think it look better on my floor..- Hey that was a good one!"

Fundy is always just a little over protective

But the second he sees you talking to another man, hes all over you

Hes not sure if it's because of the hybrid instincts or his natural born jealousy but he hates it

The minuet you two are even slightly out of the public eye he is on top of you

"I love you so much Y/N, you know that yeah? I wouldn't matter half as much without you"

His clawed hands roaming your body as he pushed you up against the alley way, constantly looking down at you to look for any discomfort

He may be horny and jealous but he isn't a monster and still very insecure so he needs some praise otherwise hell get in his own head and stop

The slightest look of displeasure while hes in such a state can go one of two ways

Him needing comfort and crying because he thought he did you wrong

Or him spending hours between your legs to make it up to you

"Has anyone ever told you how sweet you taste? So sweet just for me, just like berries"

Doesn't care to much for biting or hickeys, hes far to nervous to hurt you

But scenting? Yes absolutely please wear his clothes he will bust a nut on sight

Claiming territory is a big thing for hybrids, so seeing you willing be scented by him?

Ugh he swoons

Will absolutely fuck you in his clothes

Draping his jacket over your shoulders while he fucks you over the kitchen table? Yes

Have you sit on his face while wearing his tee shirt? Already on the bed hes waiting for you bb

[milqueandsugar]

Can we please get a sub fundy with a breeding kink :)

🏵 Your Tea Is Ready 🏵

Warnings: NSFW MINORS DNI

Genre: SMUT

Note: I wasnt sure if this was him wanting to be knocked up or wanting to knock someone else up, but I'm in a male! Reader mood so-

| Nice and Full |

Yowls and borderline screaming moans filled the air as you fucked another orgasm out of the fox. Black eyes rolled into the back of his pretty little head as you continued to pound mercilessly into his ass. You weren't sure how many times he had cum but you were certain you had to be working on your fourth. You were exhausted to say the least, but fuck if Fundy didn't look good stuffed full of cum. You both knew full well he could never get pregnant from this, but you could indulge in your lovers fantasies.

And hell, if it got him to scream like this more often you might plug him up for later. Sharp claws raked down your shoulder blades as you neared your final release, as much as you'd like to continue you doubted you'd be able to cum any more. "Fuck.. fuck I'm cumming I'm cumming" you groan, nuzzling your face into the crook of the mans neck. "You're gonna be so fucken full, plump with my cum in you. That's what you want yeah? To be used like a cum dumpster for your fetish?" You seethed, leaving a few playful bites along his collar bone as Fundy let out a noise akin to a yes.

With a few last thrusts into the suffocating heat of Fundy's abused hole you released your last load into him, practically collapsing onto him. After finally catching your breath you pulled away from Fundy, who was smiling rather smugly for someone who just got their ass railed. "Stay here baby, I'm gonna get you a wash cloth" you hum, running a hand through his hair.

You were quick to return with a glass of water and a soapy wash cloth, wasting no time in cleaning his belly of the cum that left his fur sticky and slick. In your actions however you noticed how distended the dog's stomach had become. Surely not.. after properly cleaning him up you lay your hand flat on his stomach, pushing down and sure enough.

Fundy let out a raspy moan as cum flooded from his fluttering hole, spilling against the sheets. "Oh fuck that's hot" you mutter barely above a whisper, your eyes glued to the scene in front of you as you continue to push down in Hope's more will come out.

"An..and you say I'm the one with the f-fetish."

[milqueandsugar]

Ooh, can you do a part 2 to the reader who is scared of loud noises

🏵 Your Tea Is Ready 🏵

Warnings: mentions of panic attacks , mental break downs

Genre: fluff

| Fundy |

Good news

Hes very comforting, long soft hugs, playing with your hair, gentle kisses

Bad news

He is usually the thing setting off your fear

Being a fox hybrid hes naturally loud when excited or happy, even more so during sex

He doesn't mean to yell or to yip, he just can't help it!

The first few times you two were intimate he had to stop because he scared you and felt far to guilty to continue

Soon enough, though it takes a while you get used to all of his noises and find them more endearing then anything else

He learns to keep it down during more intimate moments, though sometimes you have to remind him to shut up

That being said he's more then willing to tell someone off for being too loud around you

Only hes aloud to do that >:(

| Awesamdude |

First time he found out about your fear is when he was showing you his storage room

Turns out it was a bit to loud for you

He instantly took notice of the way your breath hitched, when the door finally opened all the way tou were desperately shielding your ears

His arms were around you instantly, trying to figure out what had startled you as quickly as he could to help you

Once you were ready to tell him he apologised profusely for not telling you how loud it would be

Makes sure all of his machines are as quiet as can be, always asking for your consult if something is too loud

[milqueandsugar]

Hello! I really enjoy your blog and have been lurking around for a little bit but i have the courage to ask :)))(its not the Dream face i-) What I was thinking was the reader comforting anyone of your choosing from a panic attack or just calming them down in general. Also sorry if this is in the wrong spot its been a while since ive been on Tumblr. Good luck on your Master list by the way : ]

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Warnings: Mentions of mental break downs

Genre: Hurt comfort

| Fundy |

It had been an incredibly long day dealing with the human of a man that was his father

You had expected him to come home upset but this was even worse

As soon as you heard the front door close you heard a loud sob

Jumping to your feet you ran to your lovers side, wrapping your arms around him as he cried into your shoulder

"Shhh, shhh, you're okay now, you're here with me, you're safe"

The occasional word breaks out through his sobbing yet nothing

Carefully setting him down at the kitchen counter you have to tear yourself away from the fox hybrid you fetch him a glass of water

Once you return he pulls you tight to him, refusing to release you

Once that water is drank and he's calmed back down he leans into your gentle petting

"All better?"

"No"

"Wanna cuddle"

".. yes"

| Ghostbur |

You had gone out earlier that day to fetch a fresh loaf of bread from Niki only a few hours ago

Ghostbur and you had parted ways while he went to speak with Fundy, knowing he left upset the last time they talked

However when you returned home you almost dropped your bread in shock

Two cold arms wrapped around you, as a blue pigmented... fluid stained your clothes

" 'bur? What's going on what happened?"

"You love me dont you? You loved me before and you do now right? Please? Please love me!"

His sobs are practically deafening

"Yes! Of course I do!"

What ever Fundy and him talked about left your lover a nervous wreck

Running your hands through his hair as he slowly began to calm down, whispering incoherent 'I love yous '

[milqueandsugar]

🏵 DSMP with an animal loving S/O 🏵

Warnings: Mentions of killing pets

Characters: C! Fundy | C! Sapnap | C! Ghostbur

| Sapnap |

Protects your pets with his life

We all know he doesn't exactly have a ...good track record with pets

In the back of his mind he's just waiting for someone to come along and kill your pets

It's not an if it's a when for him

That being said he's not just gonna let it happen, he does everything in his power to prevent what he believes is the inevitable

Either his prevention plans works or no one actually wants to kill your pets because congrats! None of them die :)

He's not the biggest fan of all your pets, but he can appreciate that you love them so much and it's amazing to see you so happy in their presence (even if it makes him a bit jealous)

He absolutely has his favourites, like your birds? He hates them he'll never tell you this but the thought of just letting them into the wild has popped into his mind more then once.

Getting up in the morning to help walk your dogs around the server isn't his favorite, he pretty openly complains

What he does love however are the lazy morning hand holding and picnicking you guys do

When the morning is chilly you bet your ass he gives you his coat and holds your hand

"So you don't get cold"

Totally not because he thinks you look hot in his clothes

| Fundy |

One word, jealous

He knows in his heart of hearts you love him more then any animal

But then you got a fox

And let's just say theres been some tension since

Not between the two of you of course, he would never get mad at you for something you so thoroughly enjoy

But that damn fox, he swears that bastard knows what he's doing

He confides occasionally in Tubbo, who teases him and eventually he tells you, who also teases him

His all huffy at first until you scratch him behind the ears and tell him that he's your favourite fox, you've never seen him get so red before

After that he learns to better appreciate your pets

This man is clingy as fuck and you cant tell me otherwise, he loves to touch and be touched

And when you cant cuddle, your pets are the next best option

He started unironically spritzing your dog with your perfume so it smells like you, completely shameless

Loves to cuddle both you and your pets, multitasking is this mans specialty

| GhostBur |

Friend??? But like more???? Sign him the fuck up

Colours the collars on all your pets blue :)

If you let him name some there all things like Darling, Beloved, Honeypie, Beauty, Grace

Pet playdate pet play date

He watches over your pets sometimes when your busy, and you watch over Friend when you can it's very wholesome

Loves to sit and watch you groom your pets or feed them

He helps if you'd like him too but he usually just watches

Its fascinating to him how you have so much love to give around, it reminds him of his blue

Speaking of! You named a little parrot Blue and he almost melted omg

Hes a little less loving of all your puppies, worried they'll hurt Friend but they get along good and it makes him happy

Being a ghost now he knows he'll never be able to have your children, but he can raise pets with you, and in a way they're your babies right? That's what he thinks anyways

[milqueandsugar]

I accidentally deleted the ask but here's the ask for dsmp cuddling with a male reader!

🏵 Your Tea Is Ready 🏵

Warnings: slight sexual themes

Genre: Fluff / slight nsfw

Characters: Technoblade | Fundy | Sapnap

| Technoblade |

He will never ever admit this

But this fuckers tail is wagging the entire time

He loves to hold you, just know how safe you are in his arms

He know you can take care of yourself

But at the same time he loves taking care of you

Something quite common when the two of you are cuddling is for him to lazily whisper stories to you

Whether they were about himself, Philza or something about the Greeks he always talked you into a slumber

He commonly runs your back while you cuddle, a habit he had picked up from watching Philza with his children

He only ever falls asleep once your asleep, the only time he does before is if he's ill or having a bad day

12/10 would reccomend

| Fundy |

Constant cuddles

Constant

I've said it before I'll say it again he's clingy as fuck

Usually the little spoon but he's not opposed to anything

His face is always in the crook of your neck, either giving love bites or just breathing in your scent

He's purring and holding on as tight as he can to you, his eyes half lidded and his lips parted

If anyone else were to see him in this state he could be mistaken for high

If he's the big spoon he has you on his chest, running his hands through your hair until the two of you fall asleep

8/10 he bites

| Sapnap |

Similar to Fundy he loooooves to cuddle

Pretty much always the big spoon he has his arms around you and his legs tangles with yours

Presses kisses to any exposed skin he can find, his hands roaming the entire time.

Most of the time he has his hand on the curve of your ass, he is not subtle

One of his favourite activities while cuddling is just talking about your day

Pretty mundane but something about how domestic it is just does something for him

Also leaves the window open for it to get cold so you cuddle into him for warmth

Good shit good shit

10/10 very very warm

[milqueandsugar]

i was wondering if you could do hc's for cuddling fundy when he's being playful/teasing ty!!! -❄️

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Warnings: none

Genre: fluff

| Ticklish |

"Fundy! Fundy stop my ribs hurt!" You wheeze between laughs, your fingers entangled in the foxes fur. He was sat atop of you, his snout pressed into your neck as his claws worked up your belly and sides. "Mmm I dont think so" his words were muffled by both your skin and cries as you wriggled.

What started as a makeout session turned into cuddling, was now you pooping a lung. "This isnt f-fair! Ambush! Ambush!" You cry, unjust in your punishments of a stilted war. "Should know better then to cuddle with me!" Fundy hummed sitting up and giving you a moment of air. Taking your chance tou roll the two of you over, his legs over your shoulders as you pin his hands above your head.

"I'm thinking it's time for some revenge"

[milqueandsugar]

How about something fluffy where the reader likes to call techno (and/or other characters if you want?) with some random cute petnames all the time (they're either dating or the reader is trying to show him that they like him like that) and he gets all flustered because of it

🏵 Your Tea Is Ready 🏵

Warnings: Slight NSFW

Genre: Fluff

| Technoblade |

The most common exchange of pet names between the two of you are simply shortened versions of each others names

"Hey Tech have you seen my axe?"

"N/N, do you have any ideas for dinner?"

However! That doesn't stop you from calling him your Achilles, especially after battle

"Red really is your colour, Achilles"

"Need help with the wounds, Achilles?"

During more intimate times is when you get the names like, Dearest, Beloved, Treasured, whether it be sex or a tender moment you can ways tell when something is important to him when he uses these names

"Am I being to rough, Dear?"

"I love you too, my treasure"

| Fundy |

Fundy cycles through petnames like it's a goddamn dictionary

Depends on the day the hour, sometimes twice in a sentence it will change

Hes made it a personal challenge for himself to come up with creative pet names for you, as it's common that the two of you tease the others for cheesy knick names

"Pumpkin Pie can you pass me the bread?"

"Hey Honey Cakes, what's the plan today?"

You, like your boyfriend, have a range of pet names for him, though it's only about 4 or five you cycle through

"Morning, Handsome"

"Hows it going pretty boy?"

| Niki |

Almost exclusively refers to you in petnames

Most of which surround the baking theme

"You look beautiful today, Sugar!"

"I like that new dress, Muffin"

"Hey Sweets, how's your day going?"

Even during her break from baking the nicknames stuck, a part of it was from fear that if she changed any more then she already had you wouldn't like her anymore

Only ever refers to you as your name when mad or in an intimate moment

"Y/N would you please look at me?"

"You're so pretty on your knees, Y/N"

[milqueandsugar]

hallo! it's been a little bit since i've requested something so i thought i'd break out of that and ask for a little blurb including fundy and apple picking! other than that, feel free to do whatever ((:

(fundy simps RISE)

- ❄️

🏵 Your Tea Is Ready 🏵

Warnings: None

Genre: Fluff

| Harvest |

The sound of birds chirping filled the orchard, a few songs just barely audible over the crunching of leaves underfoot. "I still dont know why I have to do this" the fox hummed, although initially reluctant to join you in the yard you knew he would have put up far more of a fight if he really didn't want to come.

"Because you're the first person I saw, plus it will be good for you to have a day off from work" you explain, stopping at a near by tree to lean the ladder you were holding against it. It was made of bamboo, although far less sturdy then normal scaffolding, it was significantly lighter. "Great, a day off of work to do different work" he retorted, raising his voice as you began to ascend the rickety ladder. "Shut up and get ready to catch some apples!" You bark back, though your tone light as you begin to pull the fruit from the branches, dropping them down into the bucket the fox was holding.

In all honesty you were perfectly capable of the apple picking yourself, it might have even been a bit faster. But you thoroughly enjoyed having another person around, er, fox around. Fundy was sweet and always made the conversation interesting, albeit at the risk of you accidentally dropping an apple on the ground in a fit of laughter a few times.

It wasn't until the fifth tree when the bucket became rather full, a mound now begging to form above its confines. You had both agreed it would be the last tree before you turned to apples to get washed and you would grab another bucket. As you reach for an apple you wince ad your singer sink into soft bruised flesh. Letting out an audible noise of disgust you flick your hand, uncomfortably wet apple innards covering your hand as laughter sounded from below. "Wha-what the fuck was that noise you sounded like a fucking bird" the fox mocked, bending over slightly in his laughter. Fully ready to drop the disgusting fruit on his head you turned around to look down at him, and you were reminded as to why scaffolding was better.

Moving to fast the ladder shifted without, leaning back away from the tree as you let out a terrified yowl. Your hands clutching the sides of the ladder as though it would save you from your inevitable fall. You hear Fundy holler below you, no doubt about your rather precarious situation but in your panic you weren't quite able to discern any actual words. Just like that the side of the ladder split off under your grip, no doubt from you white knuckling the thing. Soon terrifying swaying soon turned into falling, as your hands desperately search for something to hold onto to save yourself. But there's nothing, you're holding your breath to brace yourself, or simply to scared to breathe as your vision blurs. You're going to die, theres no way you could survive a fall like that.

Finally you hit the.. wait that isnt the ground. It takes a few long moments, but eventually your hands fall from your face, you hadn't even realized you were hiding it. Suddenly you can hear again, the bird song and more importantly the groaning of pain from beneath you. Then it clicks, Fundy padded your fall.

Apology after apology fall from your lips as you scramble off of the man, who despite his complaining doesnt seem too injured. "Y/N.. you alright did I catch you in time?" He muttered sitting up and blinking, in his own state of shock it seemed. When your heart finally slowed to a point you could think straight you nodded, a bright smile on your face. "Yeah.. yeah you saved me, thank you" you assure, a bright smile on your face.

Nodding the fox fell back onto the grass, a soft sigh escaping his lips. "Good because it would suck if you died" he snickered slightly as you get to your feet, although standing on shaking legs. Extending a hand toward him he waves it off. "Nope, no just let me lie here" he excused tilting his head to the side to get a better look at you.

"Come on, I don't weigh that much, you're fine, put on your big boy pants Fundy" You giggle grabbing his arm and pulling him up onto his knees. "I think it would hurt less if the tree fell on me instead-" " FUNDY! "