#funnies

[planefood]

some notes based on my travels

[granddaughterogg]

vocab

(Lunch break in the mess) Soap: What are you doing, L.T? Ghost: (brows furrowed over his phone) M'googlin' a word. She said I've got an "impeccable disposition". I'll be fucked if I know wha' that means. Gaz: Oh, she's into you. Loves your vibes. She's down bad. Soap: ...How the hell do you know what "impeccable" means? Gaz: Unlike some of us here, I know my Dickens. (sips tea in a dignified manner)

[arthursfuckinghat]

Strolling up to the Aberdeen pig farm like hello yes I'd like to open a savings account for my brother please- wait did you say stew?

[animentality]

[supafd07]

[clawfootcoffin]

have an old thing

[warandpeas]

Allergies

[mikaikaika]

If a 5 year old said this to me , I would just leave and not return no questions asked

[nahpkmp]

CRACK!!!

[beefythevampire5layer]

[planefood]

this is how the cold war ended

[granddaughterogg]

Ghost: Why is being KIND AND GOOD to people that you care for so damn complicated. Bein' a cunt is an absolute no brainer. But when you like 'em and Care for 'em? It's like tryin' to ice skate while jugglin' live hedgehogs, I swear to FAWKING GOD - Recruits: *quiver in their boots because the Lutenit is being ever weirder than usual today*

[arthursfuckinghat]

Resisting the urge to say "hey I had that horse in red dead redemption 2" every time I see a horse in the wild

[scoobit9]

stupid things i made

[psychedelic-candy]