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#funny but not funny haha
fretbored34 · 1 year
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And now everyone's pushing their way onto the Tumblr lifeboat
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gloomibabi · 6 months
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*goes to play sims thinking i’m going to do an actual gameplay*
*spends hours in cas*
*becomes too tired to actually play the sim i just created*
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i come bringing another W for the ouabh community.
have you all considered that evangeline is a pisces and jacks is a scorpio 🤨 and if you google them you get this 🤨
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gc go crazzyyyy for this one
BUT YALL EVANGELINE IS SUCH A PISCES LIKE NORMALLY IDGAF ABOUT ZODIAC BUT DAMN OK
and hmmm... sounds like someone we know 🤨
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isn't it... a little funny... that it also says scorpio's want emotional closeness and are very flirtatious......that's a little.... weird 🤨
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Please sire spare a crumb of Bayverse Donnie or leo x male reader 🙏 where the reader loves to draw him and shower him with affection in general
You know what, i love this request so you get both Leo and Donnie plus the movie needs more love
Donnie
Omg he's so flustered is cute
He's like "donnie.exe stoped working, please reboot" i definitely did not say that joke because he likes technology
"wait what?!"
Although that was the first time so you keep on doing it, just calling him pet names and praising him for his good job
He tends to be a guy of science and he doesn't gets flustered Easily, but with you my dear, oh how he was soo wrong
YOU, my amazing and beautiful friend, you make him so fucking flustered
"Donnie..." "..." "Don?" "..." "Donatello?" "..." "My love~?" And then he turns to see you, blushing like crazy
But now he also call you nicknames
They seem more... romantic?
"my love" "my sun" "darling" "sweetheart" "honey" "teddy bear"
Dork science jokes, no no, don't say anything, i know that I'm right
He super nervous flirting with you
His brothers think it's funny
And he's super embarrassed
And when we talk about drawing him, lord have mercy on him
He's just working on something, you were sitting to his side, sketching something so he looks, he wanted to take a look and you were drawing him, like HIM
Hes amazed bout how you draw him
He definitely has some of your drawings in his room to look at them when you are gone or when he miss you
Leo
When we talk about affection, he's the most reserved about it
He loves physical touch but he's just to scared about asking for it, he thought it may sound selfish of him
But you reassure that it's not, so you shower him in affection constantly
Rubbing his shoulder when he gets back from a very hard mission, patching him up, praising him for how he did, just showering him with all that you have
He gets super flustered with it, will even cry if you hugged him tight
So a lot of cuddles then
He loves to cuddle with you, it makes him fell safe and also he likes to think he's protecting you too
And talking about affection, he loves pet names " baby" "babe" "my love" "cutie" "baby boy" "my lover" "prince" all of that
Hand over the cuddles bitch
And about you drawing him, it's fucking adorable omg
He was in his room, like chilling, and you came to the lair, alright, everything normal, you brought your sketch book and some other things, so you asked if you can sit with him
He agreed and you are by his side sketching, an hour passed and he gets curious so he asks "hey babe?" "Mmh?" "What are you drawing?" "Oh I'm just drawing you ^^"
He gets so flustered, he wants to see the drawing and he gets super happy
He keep every sketch you give him
He keeps all of them in a little wood box each one carefully organized by anything, there are sketch's, doodles you drew in class, some fanarts, some flowers you draw, anything he founds pretty
And he founds everything you make pretty
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empathmantis · 1 year
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not Disney making a self-fellating joke about being in 'an era of peak tv' when they very nearly single-handedly destroyed creative media by cornering the market and pumping out formulaic and unoriginal content...
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silvertws · 6 months
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Am I in pain rn? Yes, did that stop me from making this? No, no it didn't, and yes, I have also watched Twisted rainbow, I'd just like to say- 0.0 Sabre really takes villain arcs seriously- Gwad damn-
Uhm uhm, anyway, take the funky Rainbow guys :DDD who totally aren't traumatized :DDD
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p0rcelainnymph · 7 months
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Maybe don't let your partner lift you through the camper top window because they forgot their keys and you were the only one small enough to fit through 🙃 my whole leg and half of the other one turned into a galaxy 🌌☄️
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reeshahasha · 1 year
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This
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softhecreator · 10 months
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timothée is now a dilf y’all. mindblowing.
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ray-of-midnight-storm · 3 months
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nothing0fnothing · 3 months
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A story of a family holiday:
INTERIOR. PIZZERIA. ITALY. EVENING.
MY EXTENDED FAMILY SIT AT A 20 TOP TABLE. MY SISTER I ARE THE ONLY CHILDREN, SISTER AGED ( EIGHT) I AM AGED (TWELVE). WE ARE ALL DRESSED IN SUNDAY CLOTHES, THE ADULTS ARE SIPPING FROM BOTTLES OF RED WINE. EVERYONE IS HAVING A MERRY, FESTIVE TIME
As the food gets set down at the table my sister realises the pizza she is sharing with our father has a sprig of basil on it.
SISTER: HEY THERE IS A LEAF ON IT.
FATHER: AND??
SISTER: CAN YOU HAVE THE SIDE WITH THE LEAF ON IT?
FATHER: NO. (ANGRY) WHY DO YOU CARE IF THERES A LEAF ON IT?
SISTER: I DON'T I'M JUST SAYING YOU CAN HAVE IT
FATHER: YOU CAN PICK IT OFF IF IT BOTHERS YOU
SISTER: OKAY
She picks the basil leaf off of her side of the pizza and puts it on to the side of her plate.
FATHER: OH SO NOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT IT??
SISTER: (CONFUSED) NO..
FATHER: WHY NOT??
SISTER: IT'S A LEAF.
My sister had literally never eaten a green thing in her life at this point. She was a meat, cheese, bread person from infancy.
UNCLE: (USED TO MY FATHER MAKING A SCENE AND NOT WANTING TO HAVE HIS EXPENSIVE VACATION DINNER RUINED BY A BASIL LEAF) I'LL EAT IT (HE TAKES THE LEAF FROM MY SISTERS PLATE AND EATS IT.)
FATHER: (TAKES EXCEPTION TO THAT)
FADE TO BLACK.
EXTERIOR. PIZZERIA. ITALY. EVENING.
POLICE ARRIVING TO THE SCENE.
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fretbored34 · 11 months
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To be fair, he was going pretty fast 🤷‍♀️
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eden-sherbet · 2 months
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Is desperately hoping that stuff is your mental disorder bce you can't bear the thought of being so fickle and capricious like something I paid for or did it come with the xbox
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"Finally, a new follower that ISN'T a p0rn bot."
- Me, this morning.
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Rise! Leo: wait...are we flirting or fighting?
Male! Assassin! Reader: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand on your neck...
Rise! Leo:... your point?
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nickgoesinsane · 10 months
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