Charlie: “What is Y/n to you?”
Alastor: “They're the reason I wake up every day, my dear.”
Charlie: “Aww Alastor! That’s so sweet!”
[At 4 in the morning]
This is also the 18th time he's done this to you-
Alastor forms from the shadows in Y/n’s room and starts banging pans together in their face: "Good morning, mon chèr! Time to get up and at'em!"
Y/n launching at Alastor with every intent to kill him or die trying: "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up, you asshole!"
Alastor avoiding all of their attacks effortlessly while laughing darkly: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were the designated silence enforcer. My 'sincerest' appologies~"
I’m gonna draw this if it’s the last thing I do! xD
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Monday mood here at the studio ✨
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you know how your friend asks you for relationship advice like you arent famous for ruining your past relationships and you spew random shit out and they take it in and youre just like
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why is peter pan always flying?
because he neverlands.
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Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage
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