#funny quote

[radioducky]

After Lucifer helped Alastor healing his wound on his chest

Alastor: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Lucifer: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Alastor: No! Four to five seconds!
Lucifer: Too late!!!

[mosaicabstract]

a mood.

[incorrectquoteprompts]

Person A: Maybe they won't notice

Person B: You fell through the roof, I think they'll notice

[sleepydogz]

"What was the first soup?" Jerma985

[i-am-an-intrusive-thought]

how do i know i exist?

simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not

[dabiconcordia]

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong’. Then a voice says to me, ’ This is going to take more than one night.” ― Charles M. Schulz

[lesbosoka]

*upon finding thrawn*

morgan elsbeth: i heard your calls and i journeyed through time and space with my magick to retrieve you, grand admiral

thrawn, falling backwards: the fuck is that green shit?

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

" -'Why was it so horny?' -Sometimes it's just the state of mind that we're in - -FLORIDA." - Ghost Files Debrief of Dare2Escape

[wearedeadfancy]

“I bring a sort of “we should burn this whole place to the ground” energy to the workplace, that my bosses don’t really appreciate”

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[maevedragon]

The dialogue in the game kills me sometimes

[sadinjuly]

Live

Laugh

Leave me alone

[fabulous-fic-quotes]

“I’m not coming out, he’s a creep!” Harry squealed.

“I know, Harry, but we must face our fears,” Regulus said tiredly.

“I’m not scared of him, I hate him! There’s a difference!”

Kreacher, who had been attracted to the site due to sensing Regulus’ and Harry’s distress, bobbed around Regulus’ knees eagerly. “Kreacher can help,” he croaked eagerly. “Kreacher has a knife, no one will know.”

“We’re not klling Lockhart, Kreacher,” Regulus sighed half-heartedly, even as Harry squeaked, “Can we, please?”

“No,” Regulus said resolutely. “We will find another way to be rid of him.”

Regulus Black and the Path to Parenthood - Living_Free

[incorrectquoteprompts]

Person A: I think we got them all

Person B: *yelling from the other room* NO WE DIDN'T! *loud sounds of fighting*

[skankhunt44]

[deequeen666]

Let’s go to pound town on the fuck truck 😂

[dabiconcordia]

" I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." ― W.C. Fields