#funny shit

[4eunoia]

BOMBY NO

my son who i hate

[imadoll1]

I wish i was skinny

[fandomismylife]

More things that are cannon in my own little batfam world

- Jason needs glasses. This came to light when Dick found him trying to read a document that was maybe half an inch away from his face, and then proceeded to say “These fuckin’ single space documents are always so hard to read, right?”. Did he go to the eye doctor that day? Yes. Willingly? Absolutely not.

- Damian is a biter. Bruce found this out when an older lady tried to pinch Damian’s cheek and he damn near bit her finger off. She had to go to the hospital. This was NOT fun for Bruce to clean up.

- “did you just Steph me???” - Something you say when someone hits your ankles with a razor scooter. - Was coined by Dick when after Stephanie got her first razor scooter taken away because she kept hitting peoples ankles with it, Damian did the exact same thing with his.

[casualfoxwitch]

[beccawise7]

Tuesday Tidbits:

~Finland initially banned Donald Duck cartoons because he doesn't wear pants. 🦆

~The word, "Clitoris" is Greek for divine & goddess like. 😉

~Butterflies taste with their feet. 🦋

~A sperm takes one hour to swim seven inches. 🐌

~40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year. 🚽

~A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes. 👀

~Researchers consider the skin to be the largest sex organ and the brain to be the most powerful. 🧠

~As of January 2025....

The top 10 kinkiest states are 1) Georgia, 2) Nevada, 3) New York, 4) Texas, 5) North Carolina & Colorado, 6) California, 7) Washington, 8) Utah & Illinois, 9) Maryland, and 10) Massachusetts. 😈

~Kindness is free. 🥰

Have an amazing day & don't forget to laugh a little! ✌️

~beccawise7💜🖤

[arkhwing]

Sexy Sassy Cody. Love ‘em

[sumi-sprite]

@wisp-of-chaos Phileon and Lyre lol

Celebrating one of the pillars of this relationship

[ilovejaiyex2]

[reallyimportantblogdotcom]

how does everyone know what a chinese finger trap is? I feel like that shit should be way more obscure

[interjace]

In this mirror you can watch yourself poop <- the start of my mirror reviewer career

[al-gorythym]

🎶nom,nom,nom,🎶

[dandibuni]

[troythecatfish]

Why they enforce the embargo

[casualfoxwitch]

🤣

[xxrosemixx]

someone PLS giggle my family didnt find this funny (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)

rip hedgehog hope u surived bro ... ( ó﹏ò｡)

🎶 i cant escape this hell ｡｡｡ so many times i've tried ｡｡｡ ( >﹏< ) 🎶