so helaena is not gonna be broken or driven to suicide by losing her baby right in front if her eyes because of an act of evil done by daemon and rhaenyra to her but she WILL lose her mind because her little brother is trying to convince her in helping out with winning this war with her 100 year old big ass dragon and save all of their lives .......
Currently making a long list of all my favorite tidbits from event so far. I might just post it before I get all the endings and update as I go cause I need to scream. For example:
I love my yandere-bambi.
Vertin is a very gentle Suitcase Dad and it really gets to me since it's hinted they treated her worse after the break away event (more guardhouse but for doing poorly academically instead of her breaking rules).
Sonetto is doing her best but also seems like a great teacher who tries to fit your learning style instead of slapping you with a book.
JENNIFER'S GROWTH! Ahhhhh so much to mention! Also she's the one being extra gay this time!
Also...the Carbuncles are cooking. (if you know, you know).
Bonus: Sonetto thinks cats are very adorable. I agree. If Vertin sees Pupnetto, then does Sonetto see Kittin (Kitten + Vertin)?
Puppessica (Puppy + Jessica) is an offense that I made you read you with your own eyes. You are welcome.
Edit 5/7/23: also yes I am aware that John Laurens is a real person. I’m talking about his musical counterpart character, who, as everyone is probably aware, is nothing alike to the actual John Laurens lmao
I've been here since 2021 and when i tell you the shit that I've seen...
This doesnt apply to fellow artists, multishippers or peaceful stans that never typed a single death threat be it here, on twt, discord, tumblr tags, tiktok, wherever. You guys rock and we need more of yall in this world.
Finally made myself cum last night after getting permission from one of my lovely mutuals and it felt incredible. I always orgasm so much harder after I’ve been edging for a bit 💕
Might do some more of the fun tasks that are sitting in my inbox later today if I have time after I’m done working <3
I apologize for the interruption of normal posting and I debated for a few days whether to but...*sighs* Slimey wants my attention, AGAIN, therefore his ass shall be put on blast here -READ FULL POST FOR EVIDENCE!
[screen cap from my ask box cuz I blocked anon and therefore can't directly answer]
Hey, Chris Piss. Chrissy Pissy Pants. 'Abandoned by Daddy' headass.
Mad my homie got their channel back and that exposed video is up again, I see? In that case, lemme link the video again for those who are still unaware that Slimebeast aka Chris Piss aka "author of the world famous creepypasta Abandoned by Disney" is dollar store Colleen Ballinger a child predator:
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OH, I'll add some further evidence, but I have plenty more I can post here :'3
[Video: Moth is on camera, the woman yelling is Moth's wife, Andrea, and Slimey is the pedo on audio only - Chris has such low audio because moth needed to keep it low since there was a high risk of Chris restoring to screaming slurs]
Oh and here, to prove it was not photoshopped:
Chris. Chris Piss. CHRISTOPHER!!!!!
Leave, you bitch ass 44 year old man. I'll grab you and gerbil man by the ears and smash ya together like stone colds beer. (Metaphorically, of course.)
today my 'ex best friend' texted to me and I was like kinda wtf...
don't understand me wrong but we have had no contact for the last 2 years... and the funniest thing, we had and theoretical still have a beef but I didn't know about it lolz
like they had something to me and I didn't know that they were offended at me. only later our mutual friend told me ☠️
anyway back to today: so they texted to me randomly that they missed me and our relation, they apologize for being offended at me and want to have contact again...
I was literally in fuckin shock because it was so random and pls they texted me after fuckin 2 years, I talked about it with my bestie for like an hour and I decided to reply but we both keep thinking it's weird and they probably need something from me...
I replied dryly and as briefly as possible: I said yeah it's been a while but I'm not mad (at this beef) (because I'm not, really, just don't give a fuck anymore lol). I also texted that mayyyybe we could meet but ofc it's not true lol I don't want have contact with them anymore...
I sent it and they haven't replied or read it until now, its been 5 hours now lmfo
so yeah that's basically the storytime, I have the impression that it was just a bet that they would write this to me... idk, honestly? literally don't give a shit. I don't care about them anymore. I stopped 2 years ago. they know nothing about me now and I also know nothing about them now. it's just fuckin past x