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[carldoonan]

Merry-o Christmas Party 3 🎁🎲

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1159: The Arrival of Team Dark Pt. 1 (and Knuckles) (Sonic X SSBU)

1:03 p.m. Outside of the NDC's Airport........

Rouge: (Walks Out of the Rouge Carrying her Purse While Inhaling and Then Exhaling a Bit of the City Air) New Donky City. At last, we finally meet~

Shadow: (Walks Out of the Airport While Carrying a Duffle Bag) It looks bigger than I pictured it being.

Omega: (Walks Out of the Airport Carrying Two Sets of Packing Bags in his Mechanical Hands) The land area of the city is approximately 469 square miles, including 304 square miles of land and 165 square miles of water.

Knuckles: (Walks Out of the Airport Carrying a Mini Book Guide) Yeah, and apparently, it was named after DK's grandfather who originally went with that name during his prime time. (Shows the Trio a Picture of the Original Donkey Kong Angrily Throwing a Barrel with a Blonde Woman Standing Slightly Behind Him Horrified)

Rouge: (Forms a Bit of a Teasing Smirk on her Face) Well, look at you taking the time to learn new things!~ Enjoying your new book of yours, hon?

Knuckles: (Shrugs) It's average. But the sooner I get over that lady and her bratty kid, the better.

Flashback on the Plane

Kid: (Kicking the Back of Knuckles' Seat While Screaming) GIMME CANDY! GIMME CANDY! GIMME CANDY! GIMME CANDY! I. WANT. CANDYYYYYYYYY-

Knuckles: (Quickly Looks Back at the Kid with a Very Vicious Glare on his Face) ZIP IT, TWERP!

The rude child finally ceases his yelling and kicking immediately....Only for his eyes to water not too long before he starts letting out even louder cry, mich to the echidna's continuous discomfort.

Knuckles: (Groans While Moving his Head Back to his Seat) Swear, I can't have ANYTHING he- ('WACK') AGH! (Suddenly Felt Something Hit Him on the Top of his Head Before Turning Back Around) What the- (Gets Repeatedly Hit in the Head with a Purse by the Kid's Mother)

Mother: You. Do not. Get. To. Yell. At. My. Own. Child. In this. Plane. Do you. Understand. ME!? HUH!?

End of Flashback

Knuckles: If knew a plane ride would be this irritating, I would've glide here myself.

Shadow: (Rolls his Eyesa Bit) Assuming you would have any I where to go....

Knuckles: (Scoffs While Crossing his Arms) Please. I would've havd plenty ideas no problem. All I have to do is use that GPS thing on my phone and I'll be golden.

Shadow: (Raises an Eyebrow) Do you know how to use it?

Knuckles: Well.....No. Not yet. But little learning won't hurt and at least it'll be leagues better than having people keep bugging me on the plane.

Shadow: How about I get you noise canceling airpods for Christmas this year instead? It'll save me the trouble of thinking of getting you anything else.

Omega: I will give you custom winter theme ear muffs for substitutional back-up.

Knuckles: Really don't have to do that for me, you guys, but.....(Shrugs While Blushing a Bit) Thanks , I guess.

Rouge: D'aww~ (Playfully Pulling on Knuckles' Cheek) Is my Knuckie getting flustered already?~

Knuckles: (Gently Swats Rouge's Hand Off his Cheek) Shut up. I'm only like this cause I'm feeling hot right now.

Shadow: How could you be hot in the winter time?

Omega: The actual outdoor temperature is current 50.6 Degrees Ferin-

Knuckles: Okay, okay, I got it! Can we find something to so in this city already!?

Rouge: (Forms a Cheeky Smirk on her Face) I know what we could do first~

Knuckles: (Already Doesn't Like the Look in his Girlfriend's Eyes) Oh, please don't tell me....

Rouge: (Happily Extends her Arms Outin the Air) Shopping!~

Shadow: (Rolls his Eyes Some More) Of course......

Omega: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Zero hint of surprise detected.

Knuckles: Do we have to do that first? I'm starving here.

Rouge: We'll head straight to the food court once we're done. (Playfully Pats on her Boyfriend's Stomach) Don't worry your cute little head and tums~

Knuckles: (Glares at his Girlfriend while Blushing) My stomach ain't a patting spot, Woman!

Rouge: (Giggles Softly While Moving her Hand Away From Knuckles' Stomach)

Shadow: You two can go on ahead. Omega and I will look around and find the Smash Family a place for us to stay at for the rest of the vacation. Just try not spend too much in there.

Rouge: (Rolls her Eyes a Little) Whatever you say, dad.

Shadow: (Glares at Rouge) Quit calling me that!

Rouge: (Uses her Wings to Hover in the Air While Carrying Knuckles' Hand) Stop acting like a responsible old fart and maybe I'll reconsider. (Turns to her Boyfriend) Come, Knuckie. Times are wasting~

Knuckles: (Could Hardly Comprehend What's Going on Here) Hey, wait a minute-

Rouge quickly herself and Knuckles to a nearby mall, leaving the rest of the Team Dark members behind.

Shadow: (Crosses his Arms) ('Hmph') Not that old.....(Turns to Omega) Am I?

Few Minutes Later at the Metro Grand Mall Center......

'Ding'

Cashier: Thank you come again!~

Rouge: (Happily Walks Away From the Cash Register in the Shoe Store) Man, I cannot tell you how long it's been since I've been in a perfect mall like this. I'm in love with city already~

Knuckles: (Scoffs While Following Behind Rouge While Carrying Multiple Shopping Bags) Yeah, I can tell. Didn't Shadow said not buy a lot of crap?

Rouge: Oh will you relax already, 'hun? I have still enough money to last us a lifetime. And besides, most of the stuff I brought so far are the gifts got for our peers this year, you included obviously.

?????: Well, well, welll.....

The couple turns to see a Shy Guy wearing a golden mask and a bow tie, standing next to a Whomp, glaring at Rouge in particular.

Shy Guy: If it isn't the cheating bat woman.

Whomp: (Happily Waves at the Couple) Hi!

Shy Guy: (Angrily Shushes the Whomp Beside Him)

Rouge: (Places her Hand onto One of her Hips) Game Guy. Fancy seeing you here in all places. (Forms a Bit of a Cocky Smirk on her Face) Still coping in loserville again as per usual this year?

Game Guy: For your informati-on, Ms. Bat, I've managed to gain an impressive amount of cult followings in the past few months since I've started my new gambling business. (Fprms a Proud Smirk on his Face) And I've never lost a single game of mines since-

Whomp: Except for me! I beat him twenty times in poker!

Game Guy: (Slowly Turns his Head to the Whomp Next to Him) ..........I don't think i remember asking for your INPUT KEVIN!

Kevin: (Lowers his Head Down) Sorry, boss.....It's true though.

Game Guy: AND!? I don't care! The past should stay in the past, not get brought up by your constant yapping!

Knuckles: (Chuckles Lightly at the Whomp in Actually) So you're the guy who broke his perfect win streak?

Rouge: (Smiles Brightly at Kevin) Quite a fan of your accomplishment there, dear.

Kevin: (Smiles Back at Rouge) Thanks! It was pretty easy really. All you gotta do is see the hand he has and-

Game Guy: (Angrily Shushes Kevin Again) ZAZAZAAP! ('Sigh') WHAT my personal....unpaid....nit-twit of an assistant meant to say was that I've managed to regain my streak and honor after all the numerous setbacks I've encountered. (Turns Away While Crossing his Arms) Not like a common cheater like yourself could ever hope to realize.

Rouge: (Rolls her Eyes at Game Guy) ('Ugh') You're still going on about that? You know you cheated on that game too, right?

Game Guy: No, I seem to recalled playing that game fairly, thank you very much!

Rouge: ('Scoffs') Yeah, with the rules you made upon the fly. When has there ever been a Poker Game where only YOU get to play an extra card foe every round?

Kevin: She kinda got you there, boss.

Game Guy: Kevin, why can't keep your mouth for five seconds (Angrily Points at his Assistant) YOU PARASITE- (Quickly Calm Himsel Before Turning Back to Rouge) What happened in the past is complete irrelevant right now.

Rouge: You're the one who keep bringing it up.

Game Guy: SHUTUP! (Starts Calming Himself Down Again) Okay, you know what? I don't need this. I did not spent months and hours revamping and reopening my empire to hear this right now. Which reminds me.....(Points at Rouge in Front of Him) YOU and your little ragtag of hooligans are hereby banned from ever stepping foot on any of my newest casinos locations. (Points at Knuckles) That includes your boyfriend here as well.

Knuckles: What did I do?

Game Guy: Exist, that's what!

Knuckles: (Gives Game Guy a Confused Look on his Face Before Turning Away and Crossing his Arms) ('Tch') Well, screw you too, jackass.

Rouge: Keep your five dollar mask in place, shortie, the boys and I were never interested in going to any club you own to begin with.

Game Guy: My mask is SOLID GOLD, YOU- (Calms Himself Sown Yet Again) Fuck it. I'm done. I'm not gonna stand here and waste any more minutes of time arguing with you. (Starts Storming Off) We're leaving, Kevin.

Kevin: You got it, boss. (Follows Game Guy)

Rouge: (Waves GoodbyeAlong with Knuckles) Have yourself a Merry Christmas, dear~

Knuckles: And a Happy New Year!

Game Guy: Don't you need holiday pity!

Rouge: We were was talking to your assistant there, smartie.

Kevin: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Oh! Uh....(Turns to the Couple and Happily Waves Back at Them) Thanks, guys! Hope you two have a Happy Holidays too!

Knuckles: (Happily Gives the Whomp a Thumbs Up) No problem. Take it easy out there, man!

Rouge: Yeah, don't let that mean boss of yours get you down this year, alright?

Kevin: (Chuckles Lightly) Don't worry, I won't! (Leaves Out the Store) Byee!

Rouge: ('Sigh') Such a sweetheart.

Knuckles: Yeah. He deserves to run those casinos more than his boss does.

Rouge: Indefinitely. (Felt her Phone Viberating in her Coat Pocket as She Takes it Out and Reads a New Message Given to Her) Hm. So this where the family stays at.

Knuckles: Where?

Rouge: (Shows Knuckles the Picture of the Place and GPS) New Donk Glorious Hotel & Suite. Shadow just sent the location of it and everything. It seems our shopping adventures has to postpone for now.

Knuckles: ('Sighs in Relief') Oh thank god- I mean....Oh no. How tragic. (Makes his Way Out the Door) Let's Go-

Rouge: (Stops Knuckles From Going Any Further by Grabbing his Arm) Upupup! Not so fast.

Knuckles: (Groans While Turning Back to Rouge) What now?

Rouge: (Forms a Another Smirk on her Face While Pointing Up) Look what's above us~

Knuckles looks up to see a bright red Mistletoe hanging down on the entrance door.

Knuckles: .........Oh.

Rouge: Oh is right. (Moves Knuckles Head to hers in Front of Him) Now, c'mere~ (Gives her Boyfriend a Passionate Kiss on the Lips For a Brief Second Before Kissing Him on Both his Cheeks)

Knuckles: (Starts Blushing Again) You're having fun with this, aren't you?

Rouge: (Casually Shrugs) What can say?~ The holidays are upon us are we speak~

To Be Continued

@cyber-wildcat

@caleb13frede

@ma-lemons

@bestpony666

[prissnukem]

[wooahiexist]

GOD I LOVE THEIR DESIGNS(Host Snifit’s didn’t change.)

What if I said Host Snifit used to be a toad(For people who haven’t seen my Host Snifit posts!)

[gayest-squrrel]

Yo Games Guy, what's your favorite game?

(sorry if I'm too late I just saw the post that your taking asks)

The game ! the one where you lose if you remember it :)

[randompanimation]

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[affo-gatto-gateau]

Thought I might make a reblog game of my own.

[itsbasil]

this literally never stops being funny like dog they made starship troopers with the Baby's First Satire cranked up to 11 and these people are still fucking dumbfounded that the creators don't share their politics

[galacticsabc]

I.... I don't know why I made this comic.

[reebmiester]

tiny damian has a LOT to live up to

[wooahiexist]

Finally I did Game Guy

Nothing to him just a Shy Guy that’s wants to gamble

[qrbits]

gaming at the office 😎