#garth couldn't make it to this bit today

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Dick: No weapons, no plans, no backup. We're in a truly hopeless situation. We would need a miracle to get out of this alive.

Dick: A completely random, totally unpredictable, out of left field miracle.

Wally:

Wally: Why is everyone looking at me?

Roy: Because you live and breathe sci-fi bullshit, Flasheroo.

Donna: I expect the unexpected from you daily.

Wally, rolls his eyes: Right. Well, let me just vibrate into a sound wave dimension to pick up my childhood imaginary friend who can defeat the villains with the power of love and song like a carebear.

Dick:

Donna:

Donna: Is he waiting for us to take the bait...?

Roy: Oh. Wally, come on man. We've all known you long enough to know that you aren't being sarcastic.

Dick: I think you have to retire the whole 'say something outlandish sarcastically and then go do it' bit, buddy. It just doesn't work when we've personally seen you do crazier things before breakfast.

Wally: Dang. Well there goes like half of my material

[ask-marios-apprentice]

Birthday

I'm feeling a bit better after yesterday. With this party now. Today's about me.

We're holding the party in the castle garden, and it couldn't be better.

We're having a barbecue with my dad Manning in the grill and arguing with Bowser. Mom is making potato salad. I have one of Princess Peach's cakes as my birthday cake.

I'm going to be honest it's mostly adults here. The only two people who are my age are Junior and Meggy. And one's here because they live here and the other one is here because of a diplomatic meeting that happened in the morning. Something about tax reform, exports, and imports.

But they're still my best friends.

Some of my family's here as well. My Mom and Dad are here, I finally got to see my Grandma, Tia, Theo, Welita, and Welito. Not to mention my little cousin who was born while I was gone.

I mean there's also my older and younger cousins since it's mostly my family.

But there are other people here like Mario and his family, Egadd, Bowser and his son. But it's mostly just my fam.

If you're wondering why my grandfather isn't here... well.

My Grandmother was showing Mario my 6th birthday. It was a picture of Grandpa dressed as Mario. I still can't believe that Grandpa did that. He was a great man. Rest in peace Grandpa. You were, and still are amazing. I'm sure you're watching us from the Overthere.

...

I was catching up with my family when we were called over that the food was finished.

Unfortunately Bowser insisted that he should try and cook the chicken fajitas with his fire breath...

You can imagine that didn't go well.

They couldn't have been more undercooked.

The sausage and beef fajitas however were good

After we ate. It was time for presents.

Some notable presents included.

The cake itself.

A drawing that will be featured in a bit by @shootysturs / @poyo-shooty-art

An exclusive meal ticket for a truffle stuffed mushroom courtesy of Grimm Brothers.

500$ dollars in Eshop Gift Cards from Shigeru Miyamoto

A signed arcade style Controller from the Mushroom Kingdom Esports league.

A personally engraved Polarsqauch Metal Cup.

A strikers Ball

A new set of paints

And a few more

But the big present that I got was pretty freaking cool...

The Prototype!!!

It's an ATV that's literally meant for all terrains.

It's so cool that it hasn't even properly reached the markets.

It's a gift from Egadd. He told me some of his features include things like tapping into my shoes existing Gravity, its ability to withstand more than just regular terrains, so it could handle stuff like lava or rocks.

It's so cool that I unfortunately can't show it.

However here is a picture of me drawn by @shootysturs / @poyo-shooty-art reacting.

It was pretty freaking cool.

Afterwards, we headed down to a race track for a few races.

I only really got first place once, and I'm going to be honest. I think they only let me win because it was my birthday

But I still have lots of fun.

I'm going to go back to the party. We're going to eat the cake now.

Garth signing off.

[acelucky]

2023 - End of year favourite films, books, games & albums

As is an annual tradition for me, I like to share with you all my favourite media consumed and books read during the past year. Though I never include TV Shows and am not sure why, maybe next year!

Normally I make a separate post for everything, but today decided to lump them together - it's more for my own reflection that anything else. I've struggled to name 10 favourite books and felt it was a bit of a weak year film wise... Game wise I mostly played just 2 games. Music is where I struggled. It's been an odd year, a great year with some amazing trips - New Zealand (and Singapore), Budapest and Ireland. Some wonderful comedy highlights, a few comedy lows, a new internal job and many other ups and downs. It's probably why there were gaps in my reading and not so many games played.

Not all of the following were realised this year, some were late 2022 and some even earlier than that, but I just got to them this year.

Favourite 10 Films (by no means are some of these the best!)

Barbie - Greta Gerwig

Oppenheimer - Christopher Nolan

65 - Scott Beck & Bryan Woods

Napoleon - Ridley Scott

Saltburn - Emerald Fennell

No one will save you - Brian Duffield

Barbarian - Zach Gregger

Guardian's of the Galaxy Vol 3 - James Gun

Talk to Me - Danny & Michael Philippou 

John Wick Chapter 4 - Chad Stahelski

Cousins - Ainsley Gardiner and Briar Grace-Smith (Okay this is number 11, I couldn't leave it off!)

Favourite 10 Books of the year

The Mad Women's Ball - Victoria Mas

MilkFed - Melissa Broder

Journey to the Centre of the Earth - Jules Verne

Grief is the thing with feathers - Max Porter

Life Ceremony - Sayaka Murata

Garth Merenghi's Terrortome

Songs of a Dead Dreamer & Grimscribe - Thomas Ligotti

Lapvona - Ottessa Moshfegh

Gyo - Junji Ito

The final girl support group - Grady Hendrix

Favourite 10 Albums of the year

Sleep Token - Take me back to eden

Lana Del Rey - Did you know there's a tunnel under ocean boulevard

Father John Misty - I love you, Honeybear

Sparks - The Girl is crying in her latte

IAMX - Fault Lines

Avenged Sevenfold - Life is but a dream

Myrkur - Ragnarok

Electric Callboy - TEKKNO (tour ed)

Creeper - Sanguivore

Honourable mention to Gabrielle Aplin - Phosphorescent, two of the songs on the album (Skylight & Mariana Trench) are songs I've had on repeat and absolutely love. I enjoy the rest of the album, just not quite to fit into my top 10. Blink 182 - One More Time is another that was very close, I just haven't listened to it quite enough yet.

Song wise an honourable mention to 'Calm Down' - Rema & Solidarity - Gogol Bordello

Favourite 5 Games of the year

Bramble: The Mountain King - Hand's down, my favourite game of the year.

Persona 5

Fallout 4 - Yes, I finally started playing this again and am nearly at the end of the main story. I did play a few hours of Starfield, but wanted to wait until I'd finished this first.

Frog Detective - I loved this game so much.

Night at the Woods - This is me cheating, I've played it through twice before...it's been on a list in a previous year too. I just haven't played much new stuff this year.

I got Harvest Moon: Winds of Athos & Detective Pikachu Returns for Christmas, I also bought myself the AC: Valhalla DLC's - it is likely all three will be on my list next year.

[the-firebird69]

So I guess we got that out again that's coming out in different format and foreigners are seeing it and you're seeing that we have to bully our way to get anything to our son and they find it ridiculous you know it's hard here but they don't think it's that hard because they keep doing stuff and it works but these people doing is they're just sitting there and holding out and they're doing practically nothing and we're just going to take this stuff they've been a bunch of fat fags like this for a long time but now they're just insane. What Brad and BJ did yesterday afternoon pissed us off a lot and we went after tons of them here and we're going after Trump to saying that he was doing it and it works and we're taking tons of stuff they took from Mac and Matt just sits here with the big mouth but pulling stuff out everywhere and taking it and these people just sit there spewing and it makes us angry so we go after a lot more and we're going down in the tunnels and taking over so this guy doesn't have access at all and that's Tommy f pretty soon you guys going to be these bums that you pretend you are

-and it says to Mac he says I don't know why you're doing your act you slowly want to fool me by going after retarded people that you're pushing around I was sitting here telling you that so you stop doing it and you won't you think I'm bought and sold that's good for you but I'm not and you want to go to the next round and sit there and bother me as a child I don't have any room for it at all and you're going to die drinking stupid s***** coffee with garth cuz that's what you're doing in the house and apparently someone couldn't stand either one of you. Couple of happy homos dreaming about the demise of our son forgetting about their plan and being happy with it means you're settling for you dying which is fine we're going to make it happen you and him will be together and in infinity.

-suddenly I see it the guy is not paying attention in any way he says oh we figured it out it's the b**** possibly a little bit and it's other people as usual and he said we don't need you to figure anything out and he said smiling says I'm the enemy and said you always have been suddenly he's getting mad at little baby boy you look like one too so you took a moment to cry and it said I always feel bad why we're different kind we don't feel bad for people like you she's a s*** this is horrible so I'm talking to a huge pile of morons. So he's saying he's getting his head face who cares we have business to talk about

-there's a huge number of people trying to get into Florida and they see the max as being weak and stupid and they are going after them and they are trying to see what's happening and they see that Max are blabbing and that they're fighting in their own idiots and it's opportunity in the moving in and they're taking over from these stupid spewing spinning snakes and they're fighting it to be easy and they're finding them to be easy and then stuff is not hard to find and that's what's happening right now because of these big mouths they're asinine faces and their stupid mouths and they're dumb talk and ridiculous looks and she came by a few times and she died last night going to sleep and it's still rotting. And it was a lady on Florida whatever the hell that open forum which is not legal show and their stuff is heinous and we are charging them for it there's a lot of charges coming out today some of them are getting smack Daddy and other Macs are up holding it they say they can't handle it anymore it sounds just like them and secretly is doing all the stupid s*** to inside these idiots and there's enough there's plenty of it from all sorts of groups.

-other things that are happening is Ben Arnold realized that that guy was influenced by someone to shoot him and it was Mac Daddy he's going after him and Mac is going to try and blame us and he said that's fine we'll get more of the pie he starts yelling in the sun says it's still what's going to happen yeah you're in the way so I'm going to move you out of the way and it won't be that hard a lot of Matt claims don't like you so to start to tear up a little and said don't do it I said I have to and we do have to don't put in this out there cuz we have to

Thor Freya

Zues Hera

Olympus

[ask-miraculous-hetalia]

Bug and Moose

Beck Oxenstierna. Younger brother of Berwald and current holder of the ladybug earrings. A bright smile crossed the Swede's face. Seems people like the new miraculous holder that popped up. Depending on the situation, of course. Hirvi. Red eyes look down when someone tugged on his sleeve. Oh, it's just his 12-year-old son Rurik.

"What's up, buddy?" He asked. "Garth and I made a friend at the park earlier," Rurik said. "Oh yeah? What's their name?" Beck asked. "Samuel Koskinen." "And where does he live?" There was a moment of silence from the preteen.

Tapio Koskinen. Current holder of the moose brooch. Red eyes look at the 13-year-old that approached him. His oldest son, Samuel. In Samuel's arms is his youngest brother, Kal. Boy's only 3 and a half. Kal reached for the older male, whom gladly took him from Samuel.

"How's the job hunt going, Isä?" Samuel asked. Tapio sighed. "Not so good, Sammy." Glancing up, Tapio saw his kwami Rook at the entrance of the cave. Better not be anything bad. He hated leaving his kids alone in the cave. What would happen if someone came by and saw them alone? What if they were attacked by wild animals? What if they wandered off and he couldn't find them? Tapio knew that last thing was unlikely, but he still worried it might happen. He rubbed Kal's back as Rook dashed to Tapio's shoulder, making sure none of the kids saw him. Something was said into Tapio's ear that made him look at Samuel. "Sammy, did you make any new friends today?" He asked. "Oh! Yeah," Samuel said. "Was at the park after school earlier and I befriended a set of brothers." "What are their names?" Tapio asked. "Rurik and Garth Oxenstierna," Samuel said. "Didn't think they'd want to come see me." So, they are on their way. That's what Rook had just informed him of. "Why don't we go meet them?" This made Samuel smile. "Ok." Tapio carried Kal to the cave entrance with Samuel at his side. Sure enough, there was three figures approaching. All seem to be males. So, a father and his sons. Tapio didn't know what he thought the father was going to look like, but he sure didn't expect him to be a red eyed male with shoulder length red hair and an undercut. There also happens to be glasses on his face.

"Hi Sammy," Rurik said and ran to hug the older boy. Samuel hugged Rurik in turn. "Hi Rurik." Rurik seems to be a strawberry blond with red eyes while his brother from what he can tell has red hair as well and red eyes. The child has a green bandana covering most of his hair. "So, this is Samuel," the older redhead said. "You must be his father." Tapio nodded. "Tapio Koskinen. I take it you're These two's father?" A nod from the other. "Beck Oxenstierna. Sorry for the sudden appearance, but Rurik and Garth wanted to come see Samuel. Who was I to say no?"

Over the months, Samuel got to know Garth and Rurik as Tapio got to know their father, Beck. It did take a while for him to not be suspicious of the Swede, but it did happen. Turns out they had a bit in common. For starters, they're both single fathers looking out for their kids and doing everything they could for them. Then there's the fact that neither of them are straight. They're both pansexual. Both have an interest in making music and play guitars. Their kids seemed to notice the chemistry the two of them have and thus had a secret meeting of their own.

"We need to get our dads together," Rurik said. Garth and Samuel nod. "They'd be cute together," Samuel agreed. "How are we going to go about this?" Garth asked. "That's where I did the research," Rurik said with a sly smile. "I managed to get them a reservation at a restaurant followed by tickets to a movie. We just have to leave the tickets and info where they can find it." "I'll take care of leaving it for Isä if you do the same for your dad," Samuel said. Garth and Rurik nod. This means Samuel will also have to get Tapio a new suit, since his only one is old and a bit torn in places.

When Beck found the note and the ticket, he'd just gotten back from a tv interview for a local talk show. The note simply said he'd be meeting someone special at a nice restaurant followed up by seeing a movie with them. So, it looks like he won't be changing out of what he's wearing, then. Thankfully the location of the restaurant was also written on the note.

"Rurik, Garth, looks like I'm leaving right after I got back," he said to the two boys. "Be good while I'm out." "Ok papa," Garth and Rurik say. They smirk at each other. Taking the ticket, Beck headed back out and to the location of the restaurant. "Do you have a reservation?" The Maitre'd asked when Beck walked in. Right, the note had also mentioned to say his last name. "Oxenstierna," Beck said. "Right this way," the other said after getting two menus. They then led Beck to a table for two. Beck sat on one of the seats and looked over the menu. A couple minutes later, someone joined him. "Beck?" Red eyes look up to see Tapio there. "Tapio?" He asked. "I think our boys set us up on a date," Tapio said. "Well, do you want to?" Beck asked after a moment. "I wouldn't mind." Tapio was silent for a moment. "Yes."

[ask-marios-apprentice]

Ice things are Ice

Ice flowers.

By lowering the temperature of water and dropping in it's dried leaves other parts

You can create Ice Flower Tea.

For most people, this can give you ice powers.

But for me.

I've been granted a special piece of equipment

The Ice Gloves

By using the dried leaves in a special thermos filled with water. I can now throw ice dodecahedrons. (The machine couldn't produce perfect spheres, so this is the closest we can get)

Me and Mario actually traveled to Solstice. It's a town up North that's permanently winter. And a good thing too considering it's like 119° in Castle town right now.

My mom also came with us. After having some conversations. It was decided that at least twice a month , a parent should watch me be mentored by Mario. Like how mom watches her kid play soccer or masonry.

We decided to train on a track for track and field open near Alice's Cabin. Alice had come out actually ended up coming out with some hot chocolate.

Mario: I don't really know how dodecahedrons bounce, so just start out with something slow.

Good thing too. I think I would have accidentally knocked over an elderly Flip Flop Folk Gentleman.

The thing with the ice decahedrons is that I kind of have to spike them in order to bounce. Specifically make them hit the edge or the point (basically not the flat part) for it to bounce and eventually crack.

There is a bit of liquid encased in ice.

So that eventually when the ice cracks, liquid would quickly freeze the object / opponent /surface area.

I think I can do some pretty good stuff with this. It can make a good stunner like my honey gobs. But maybe I can use it to create some quick platforms. Think it also could make some good puzzles like if I have to cool off of an overheated device or something.

Anyways.

Well I was training. My mom and Alice actually got to talking

Akira: so you're saying the SUPER before you was a famous entrepreneur.

Alice: Indeed Miss Martin. They have the entire market cornered. Though Winston more famous because they were the first dry bones rather than the turnips they were selling the town of own.

Akira:Oh... Well the next SUPER sounds pretty interesting being valedictorian of her college.

Alice: Well technically they were salutatorians, but then the valedictorian got arrested for manipulating the prices of vitamins and medications. Still Merida was pretty impressive. Especially with her enchanted physics textbook and intelligence.

Akira: I guess that sounds pretty... Interesting. But you also said you had a dentistry. It's nice to know the SUPERS are very well educated.

Alice: Thank you but the dentist was just a front for my Mob. How else do you think I got ammunition for this. [Alice pulls out her Tooth Tommygun]

Akira:Uh... [Looks at Mario] Hey Mario do you think that we can wrap up Garth's training soon? I have...a...appointment soon.

Mario: I guess we trained enough for today.

Alice: Miss Akira. If you ever need to have a tooth pulled. You can come to me. I'm sure my pliers can be brought out of retirement.

Akira: Thanks...but no thanks.

Mom had left to go do her appointment and Mario left because he had date night with Peach.

I decided to stay around that area. See what else i can do with my new gloves.

But I eventually left after Alice made the same proposal about pulling teeth.

I'm going to go brush my teeth now.

Garth signing out.

[ask-marios-apprentice]

[2 years ago]

???:Garth.

...

???:Garth.

...

???:Garth Jacobs!!!

Garth:I'm up. I'm up. Mom, you don't have to keep reminding me.

Akira: I do. Because dad has to drive both of us to our schools. The other car is in the shop remember.

Garth: Can't dad just drive one from the dealership.

Ricardo: Garth. You know Hurts Auto Group is going through some financial trouble. We can't afford not have any of the cars not be at the dealership.

Garth: Fine. Just give me a moment to get dressed.

[Garth puts on a turquoise and black stripe shirt with black sleeves]

Akira: Dont forget your school uniform.

Garth: [Sighs]

[Garth puts on a badly designed vest]

Akira: Let's go now. We'll get tacos for breakfast.

[Time Skip]

Ricardo: Mwah. Bye Aki.

Garth: Bye Mom. Have a good day at School. Good luck teaching Fractions. Love you.

Akira: Bye. Love you two.

...

Ricardo: Hey Garth.

Garth: Yeah dad.

Ricardo: I heard you are having a job fair today.

Garth: Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

Ricardo: I wanted to bring this up. I want you to start thinking what you're going to do with your life.

Garth: Like what kind of job I want.

Ricardo: Yeah. Why don't look at engineering.

Garth: No thanks.

Ricardo: Why not. There are a lot of jobs that are opening up.

Garth: I really don't see myself in that field.

Ricardo: How about Architecture. you seem like the kind of guy who would want to create.

Garth: maybe I mean there's like a lot of limitations due to the fact that they're safety.

Ricardo: Look. Do you want to become like Uh...

Garth: A Hero.

Ricardo: Garth. When you were younger. It was cute you wanted to be a hero. Like Popeye or Goku.

Garth: Mario. He was the hero I wanted to become like.

Ricardo: Whatever. The point is that you can't do stuff that is within fiction. It's not real.

Garth: I know but...

Ricardo: Look. I'm only telling you this because your mom told me to tell you this.

Garth: [Sigh] Fine. I'll give it some thought. Maybe I'll look into a job where I can try and change the world. Like a politician or something.

[Time skip: Job Fair]

Garth [Inner Monologue]

Man. I still don't know what kind of job I want.

Maybe a doctor a lawyer could be good but I dont want to go to college for longer than 4+ years.

A game developer or writer seems fun. Maybe I can try and find a job doing that. I could even work on a Super Mario Brothers title.

[Time skip: Dinner]

Akira: So Garth. Have you decided what you want to do.

Garth: I was thinking about doing something in gaming. Like writing.

Akira: Oh. That's...Nice.

Garth: You Paused.

Akira: Huh.

Garth: You Paused.

Akira: Well..

Garth: Well what you want me to pick out a profession. I wanted to become like Mario in some way.

I figured this would be a good compromise

Akira: That's fine but don't you consider that maybe you could be an engineer or...

Ricardo: He said he doesn't want to become an engineer.

Akira: Oh. Well Garth.

The reason why I was reluctant was because... I'm kind of worried that you might not have a stable...job.

Garth: Stable Job?

Akira: I'm worried about you. What if you're unable to provide for yourself and.

Garth: provide for myself. Mom, I'm doing something that I love. I'm sure the money will be fine.

Akira. Well if that's what you think... But maybe you could reconsi...

Garth: look the reason why I chose this was because I couldn't have a chance to work on something I'm passionate about. I couldn't be hero and be like Mario. But the very least I can work on something that I know about.

Akira: Look, Garth. I'm not going to be sugar coating this for you. But you seem a bit in denial...

Garth: Mom I'm not in denial. It's just that I want to do something that you clearly don't approve of.

Akira: ...

Garth: ...

Ricardo: ...

Ricardo: I heard that they are making a new Illuminated Movie.

Garth: I lost my appetite. I'll be in my room.

Akira: [Sigh] Don't stay up to late.

[Garth turns on his Super Kopai Entertainment System and sits in a comfy looking chair]

Garth: Let's see how far I can get today.

[Super Mario All Stars starts]

[Garth plays through the first Super Mario Brothers for an unspecified amount of time]

Akira: Garth. Go to bed. Even if it's Friday night. You should still try to get some sleep.

Garth: Fine Mom. Just let me turn off my console.

[Garth flips a switch on the SKES and gets into bed]

[Time Skip:???]

Garth: [Gets out of bed and leaves his room] Morning Mom morning da...Where am I

Brock News reporter: I am standing here at the site of an error of a man made warp transportation.

E Gadd: I'd like to apologize me and my team really messed up but it seems like we had transported an entire room when we meant to get a tennis ball.

Garth: Uh Hello. Does anyone know where I am.

E.Gadd: OH GRAMBI! WE TRANSPORTED A CHILD AS WELL! Someone please get him decontaminated.

Garth: Wait aren't Professor E.Gadd?

Brock News reporter: I'm Frank Folgers and I will be keeping you updated as the story of The Mushroom Kingdom continues.

Garth: Mush... MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!! What is going on exactly?

[Present Day]

Mario: Garth.

...

Mario: Garth snap out of it.

Garth: What.

Mario: The flight is almost ready. And stop staring at that family over there. It's creepy.

Garth: Oh. Sorry. I'll catch up with you in a bit.

...

[Artwork done by @shootysturs / @poyo-shooty-art ]

[ask-marios-apprentice]

Love

Truth be told. I had never fallen in love with an actual person.

I've had crushes on fictional characters and imaginary girlfriends.

But never a real person.

Or at least until yesterday...i think.

I was invited to a Valentine's day masquerade ball.

There. I had a chance to dance with the most beautiful girl.

I didn't get a picture. But I remember what she looked like exactly. She was a star-ling (half star child, half inkling).

She had either orange or red hair and tentacles. I'm not sure because of the whole lighting that was happening there.

Her dress was black orange and white.

I could tell that much.

I couldn't tell who they were. They were wearing a rabbit mask.

Just before I was actually going to ask her name.

Someone dropped a love potion. It created a giant cloud of Love gas.

No one really knows who did it.

We just had to evacuate quickly.

Everyone had to get tested that night to see if they would have effects.

The potion was dropped towards the beginning of the ball. It took a while for anyone to notice. So yeah. You can see why I'm a little bit reluctant to consider myself fully in love

Yet.

There was a factor that there would only be an 18% chance for humans to be under the love potions spell. They're only trace elements of stuff that makes potions work on humans. With the whole magic immunity and all.

Anyways I got to go training with Mario today.

He wants me to try and spar again with Meggy.

Garth signing off.

[the-firebird69]

You people are hardly alive you're so dumb he's right there's a whole country and a whole world of idiot a****** out there trying to hit you for your money and you're stupid I know after you and them until it's over there's no fixing it and talk about it all we want here A bunch of jerks I went over it several times so Trump doesn't seem to care if he gets killed or hit in the head so you start doing it to you puke ass losers

Right now you're all up there in New Jersey and Northern New York cuz what's going on in Maine in New Hampshire so huge War giant numbers of you are dead on 700 septillion this morning another 800 septillion this afternoon those numbers are extremely significant that's the number of like half of the Midwest in total gone today and it's getting worse and worse more and more are going tonight you're building up for a massive battle cuz you think you'll get away with something at night it's going to be humongous giant giant numbers of giants it's like 4,000 that are over 200 mi high that's enormous and to feel them about 80 septillion people died most of them down here and you're very weak now Mac tons of them are you and the rest of Corky and Trump and Dan pretty much gone wherever you go you get killed tons of people can't find any place to go we'd say we'd open a factory and have you built here but they won't let us in so we do have another idea and yeah Jason has a place not the opened your doors up to him because he couldn't in 2 week mentally in your 2 week physically and money-wise and power-wise but at least you wanted to so Jason is going to try and do this and he wants to be a distributor and two people who want to assemble and our son came up with a certification and especially with hard knock kick her 5150 was doing but you have to have the paperwork that you're a mechanic and some experience with bikes not a humongous amount but you have to be able to work on them at least one person has to be able to take one apart and put it together and we are now receiving tons of offers and letters and videos of old hard knock bikes which is pretty good and sufficient as long as your paperwork is up to date and you're relatively savvy about it they will send you a new bike and ask you to put it together and really it's not that hard our son could pass the test and he could not pass the paperwork test though and your friends will have to depend on you to put it together so they'll try and help you to do it right and it's something to get you together instead of apart and you didn't fall for it before and Bob Brown Jr was right you needed this badly and it's a cause it's a number and it's a resistance and maybe foreigners will help you I don't know you need to try and be nice you need to try and sell them some bikes it's getting going actually Jason open five shops in Miami this might get into Miami actually because he's known as the guru and by Garth what's got the open one even though he thinks he can't pull them together they really can't but he has cousins and stuff that can so he's going to open one in a real shop have like five stations they know how to do it efficiently they might call him in as a consultant paying cash and it says fine you know for like half a day for you know like a grand he says wow that's not that much money no it seems like a lot but it's not really an expenses and really it's not much money then he's not wicked into factories but he isn't too hard knock kick her 5150 one of the things to tell you right away is you have to make a jig and you probably don't have one he says we don't listen to Jake does not take that long and you put the connection points where you're not going to be working this is solid frames too if you get in the frames and use so you can dimple them and they won't move around or fall off so he's interested and it says your dimple them but you can look you put a little bit of an a drill in there and you lock it in so it doesn't move

And when you roll them around it goes a lot faster and that's like part one that right there is worth a couple Grand of consulting fees but let's just start with a clean slate and he agrees and people will be watching you to see what you do to try and improve on their factory so he says geez this is cool it's probably became Pentecost and you're going into smaller Jager facilities to try and build it back also this is starting to make sense I'm going to say yes okay then all you got to do is get some pre-sales and I will send them down for you so he's going to go ahead and do that and start assembling and I'm sure you can get the paperwork in so he's sending the paperwork now and he had a great time with you guys too what? Lol very funny Chris I do see this I did that and people liked it and this will help out a lot they need to get around town well I don't have driver's licenses and don't have cars and they get taken away and towed and all sorts of stuff and they don't work it's the biggest and these scooters are great and a scooter license would be the best and whatever place to start except for Miami or California California really and I don't know who the governor is it looks like Brian or something or Trump or something he likes to stick things in his bum judging by his facial expression you can seek that in his phone and invest in some kind of scooter investment rental facilities or mental and sales and make a fortune when everyone else isn't because they won't sell out to the white Japanese people

Thank you Chris God says and the governor of California says thank you it's taken into her advisement and your white Japanese guy just like my dad that's what he was Japanese albino so he's laughing and he's saying okay well Chinese it may be bja

And Jason says he can go out there and tell you how to do it as a lead distributor or the distributor and he's figuring out what to do and it's kind of like he probably you probably should go out and meet who is that and Jason saying it's bja some say it's Trump ino Tommy favino would never get anywhere all of a sudden we figured out some it ruins that state yeah it ruins the state I'd say we're going to Puerto Rico so we're going to start doing that it's like kind of America and Dominican Republicans too and Haiti and Garth probably had the idea. So we're going ahead with the idea we had it before they just wouldn't do it and it started there's several shops applying and we're accepting them and he's looking around like Mexico Baja would be great and we have people going up and down in there like Trump goes up and down all the time it's like send the bikes back with him.

Thor Freya