#gay ireland 🇮🇪

[aeolianblues]

And that’s why we love them!

[ceilidhtransing]

Gàidhlig vs Gaeilge

The languages Scots Gaelic* (Gàidhlig) and Irish Gaelic (Gaeilge, also known in English as simply “Irish”) are two separate languages, yet in English they are often both called Gaelic.

However, they are pronounced completely differently.

Gaelic (Scottish) rhymes with Alec

Gaelic (Irish) sounds like Gay-lick

As a fun fact, it's easy to tell apart Scots Gaelic and Irish Gaelic visually because in Gàidhlig 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 all the accents are grave - “welcome to Scotland”, which you'll see driving over the border, is “fàilte gu Alba” - while in Gaeilge 🇮🇪 all the accents are acute - “welcome to Ireland” is “fáilte go hÉirinn”.

This has been a very friendly PSA from a Scot who has heard Scots Gaelic mispronounced as “Gaylick” too many times - and now you can go on your merry linguistic way confident in your pronunciation of these two words which look identical but sound totally different and refer to two separate things.

*not to be at all confused with the Scots language, which is its own separate thing and very much not included under “Gaelic”

[unch4rted-territ0ry]

Ahaa time to make my Tumblr intro, finally!

(Ps, thank you @harrisenfleur for my profile picture!)

Okay, so, let's begin!

General

Name: Charlie and/or Uncharted.

Place of Habitance: 🇮🇪South of Ireland.

Languages I can speak: English, Polish(I can only read and speak), and Irish, though very rusty.

Pronouns: He/Him.

Links: Ao3, Character.AI

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Stuff I Like/Dislike

Likes: NHL, ice hockey, art, music, horses, dogs, gay romance books🥰, Call of Duty.

Dislikes: Transphobes, Homophobes, Racists, bad music, watching matches(too boring, give me the highlights).

Favorite things: My dogs, horses, ice hockey, my electronics, my scented candles, driving the John Deer Gator dangerously.

Things I hate with a burning passion: Nothing really, bar idiots who don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

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Favorite Breed Of Horse: Shire! I would really want to meet a Shire one day and ride/drive them!

Favourite COD game: Definitely the 2022 MW2!

Ice Hockey Stuff(I guess)

Current NHL team I love: Boston Bruins, Vancouver Canucks.

EIHL team: Belfast Giants(Can't watch them, but I love them)

Players I obsess over(continuosly updated): Quinn (Jack+Luke occasionally) Hughes, Sidney Crosby

Goalies I obsess over(continuosly updated): Linus Ullmark, Jeremy Swayman, Arturs Silovs, Mark-André Fleury, Jackson Whistle, Tuukka Rask, Jake Oettinger, Juuse Saros, Pekka Rinne

Ship(s) I guess: Swaymark(you just can't go wrong with Ully and Sway) THEY BROKE THEM UP FUCK YOU BOSTON

Also

Tags I regularly use/made for my own devices:

#series: unch4rted has no idea what he's doing - I probably did some stupid shit/have no idea what I'm doing

#series: unch4rted work related issues - name's on the tin, I rant about work and stuff

#series: unch4rted is a bit zonked - I'm tired, shitposting and running on two hours of sleep(sarcastic)

#series: unch4rted had somehow hurt himself - I probably did and don't know when

#series: unch4rted is abusing himself lmao - I'm forcing myself to do something I don't want to do

#unch4rted art - name's on the tin, kiddo

#unch4rted things - things I do, just randomly

#uncharted loves sway, #unch4rted loves ully too, #unch4rted also loves arty - I love them stfu

#unch4rted crochet - I need to get back into that, perhaps make meself a bruins jumper

[strawb3rryqueer]

Introduction:

Dia duit, Éamon is ainm dom! I'm 21 years old and I live on the east coast of the USA. I'm transmasc non-binary and gay, and my pronouns are he/they. My lovely partner is @oldgrow .

I'm a Linguistics major in my second year of college. I've studied Russian, Korean, and Irish, but my current focus is Korean and Irish. Being half Irish, learning Irish is a part of my reconnecting journey. I'd love to have friends to practice Gaeilge with- so please don't hesitate to reach out to me!! I'd also love friends to study Korean with.

As another part of my Irish heritage reconnection journey, I've been delving into Irish Paganism. If there are any Irish Pagans out there who see this, please don't hesitate to reach out to me! I'd love to chat about whatever :) I'm also interested in Irish history and mythology etc etc. Literally just Ireland in general! I've been to Ireland once for my 21st birthday and plan on visiting many many many more times.

While I don't attend protests nearly as frequently nowadays, I used to be active in protests in the DMV area. As someone who is mixed-Indigenous, I primarily attended protests relating to Indigenous rights and issues. I also attended protests relating to BLM, trans rights, and environmental issues. I have very strong "political" opinions lol

I'm neurodivergent.

My favorite musicians are BTS and Hozier. I also love ATEEZ, Khalid, Arctic Monkeys, Bobby Sanchez, Dhruv, Harry Styles, The Neighbourhood, Nirvana, and many more. Some shows I've seen are Supernatural, Shameless, TWD, and TVD.

Lastly, my DMs are open! Promise I'm friendly. Talk to me about any interests we share :)🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪 🪶 Go raibh maith agat agus slán go fóill!!

[kiinard]

tag game Wednesday Friday! tagged by the lovely @heymacy

name: lyle

zodiac sign: sagittarius 🏹

fuzzy socks or fuzzy blankets? fuzzy blankets! i’m have one bundled with me right now!

do you enjoy winter? fave season! (next to fall, of course)

what’s your comfort book or movie? i honestly have a lot but what comes to mind is 10 things I hate about you

what’s your favorite way to wind down after a long day? shower, maybe take an edible lol, watch your favorite things!

tell me something you like about yourself: my creativity

favorite artist? van gogh cos i do love me a tortured artist

how do you practice self-care? little treats, showers, drinking water all day, walk

what’s a song that makes you feel joyful? the classic “wake me up before you go-go” from wham!

a book you want to read this year: another gay erotica from my list

what advice would you give your younger self? drink more water! communicate! don’t apologize for being yourself!

and finally, you’re given a plane ticket to anywhere in the world, no strings attached. where are you going? also ireland! 🇮🇪 and i wanna go to all the pubs i can

tagging: @7x10mickey @metalheadmickey @vintagelacerosette @look-i-love-u @y0itsbri @sickness-health-all-that-shit @heymrspatel @gallawitchxx if u haven’t yet! 😘

[wakemeupinmay]

My thoughts on the Eurovision songs this year

1. 🇦🇱 Albania - Duje - Albina & Familja Kelmendi

VERY dramatic, but I could shake my ass to the part in which she isn’t singing

2. 🇦🇲 Armenia - Future Lover - Brunette

„I just wanna make art, read books, be loved and called a good girl“ okay ma'am that’s everyone ur not special

3. 🇦🇺 Australia - Promise - Voyager

Do we know why they are headbanging this much? It couldn’t be bc of this song right?

4. 🇦🇹 Austria - Who the hell is Edgar? - Teya & Salena

Not often is a song made spicier by adding some church singing

5. 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan - Tell me more - TuralTuranX

I have just watched the video for the third time and I start to suspect that there is more than one guy singing, I could be wrong tho

6. 🇧🇪 Belgium - Because of you - Gustaph

He looks like a gay musketeer + weirdly enough this song doesn’t make me want to dance, it makes me want to walk???

7. 🇭🇷 Croatia - Mama ŠČ - Let 3

Thankfully for them I love chaos and not knowing what is going on, BUT I did get scared for a second when they undressed

8. 🇨🇾 Cyprus - Break a broken heart - Andrew Lambrou

I am mesmerized but that won’t get me to like the song :/

9. 🇨🇿 Czechia - My sister‘s crown - Vesna

Idk guys, is this a good song or does it just have a good message? It doesn’t bop for me, I’m so sorry I tried

10. 🇩🇰 Denmark - Breaking my heart - Reiley

Okay, do we also have a version in which we can hear his voice in the chorus better? Thanks, the distorted one playing over his singing is a no no. I dig the outfit tho 10/10 very cute

11. 🇪🇪 Estonia - Bridges - Alika

Don’t worry guys, Estonia is bringing the compulsory piano to the contest this year

12. 🇫🇮 Finland - Cha Cha Cha - Käärijä

Very entertaining and very eurovision by the hulk goblin king, very appreciated by me :)

13. 🇫🇷 France - Évidemment - La Zarra

This. woman. has. the. most. snatched. waist. I. have. ever. seen. Other than that, once again France does what it does best, which is being french

14. 🇬🇪 Georgia - Echo - Iru

Did she get turned into a white worm halfway through? + They surely get the award of „lyrics that make the least sense“ this year. „THIS FEELING IS LORD“

15. 🇩🇪 Germany - Blood & Glitter - Lord of the lost

So happy for Germany leaving its shell for once but maybe reconsider the red latex suit. Otherwise they are really cute and make me smile

16. 🇬🇷 Greece - What they say - Victor Vernicos

How did Greece get Tom Shelby’s son dressed like a school boy from the 1940ies to sing about his hurt feelings?

17. 🇮🇸 Iceland - Power - Diljá

So sad Iceland couldn’t keep up the streak of rly good entries. Unfortunately this song holds no PPPPower over me

18. 🇮🇪 Ireland - We are one - Wild Youth

Don’t worry guys, our knights in shining masks are here to save us. Not rly tho, the song is not that much fun :/

19. 🇮🇱 Israel - Unicorn - Noa Kirel

A song called Unicorn has no business being this serious

20. 🇮🇹 Italy - Due vite - Marco Mengoni

What can I tell u…. It’s definitely Italys entry + Does he sound like an italian Michael Jackson???

21. 🇱🇻 Latvia - Aijā - Sudden Lights

The last time I saw lights like these on stage Germany got 0 points, be careful Latvia

22. 🇱🇹 Lithuania - Stay - Monika Linkytė

What does Čiūto tūto mean?

23. 🇲🇹 Malta - Dance (our own party) - The Busker

I see you Malta, trying to have your own little epic sax moment

24. 🇲🇩 Moldova - Soarele si Luna - Pasha Parfeni

This felt like a spiritual fever dream + gotta love the nuns in the crowd

25. 🇳🇱 Netherlands - Burning Daylight - Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper

This song is all the stages of grief I go through once my favourite does not win eurovision

26. 🇳🇴 Norway - Queen of Kings - Alessandra

Aye aye captain we stan! BUT I would have looooved if the show (costumes, dance,…) were a cringey eurovisiony pirate thing

27. 🇵🇱 Poland - Solo - Blanka

Why is it giving parody of rich spoiled brat that thinks she can sing bc daddy said so?

28. 🇵🇹 Portugal - Ai Coração - Mimicat

I like it, it’s not a ballad and fun also she looks exactly how I would imagine a Mimicat

29. 🇷🇴 Romania - D.G.T. (Off and On) - Theodor Andrei

I didn’t expect to be going to an underage bondage strip club tonight.

30. 🇸🇲 San Marino - Like an animal - Piqued Jacks

He is giving me mixed signals. Am I sexy Aphrodite or do I stink and am poisonous? Why is he chasing me? Is that good or bad? I’m worried

31. 🇷🇸 Serbia - Samo mi she spava - Luke Black

He is very much Melovin coded but I do connect with the message an awful lot

32. 🇸🇮 Slovenia - Carpe Diem - Joker Out

It’s good, I get the hype, curious what they’ll do on stage tho

33. 🇪🇸 Spain - Eaea - Blanca Paloma

Is it allowed to perform religious rituals on stage?

34. 🇸🇪 Sweden - Tattoo - Loreen

After that huge TV fell on that one kpop performers head this performance makes me extra nervous

35. 🇨🇭 Switzerland - Watergun - Remo Forrer

Don’t worry Remo, Switzerland is one of the safest countries on earth

36. 🇺🇦 Ukraine - Heart of Steel - Tvorchi

I think I have never been more surprised by a country sending a generic pop song. Or maybe it was to be expected the most rn. It’s not bad by any means but also def not a winner and everyone knows that

37. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom - I wrote a song - Mae Muller

If I don’t see the name Mae Muller on the writing credits to this song I will absolutely throw a fit

(List of videos I watched)

[brandonwayneb]

free affairs

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩

🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮

🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰

💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

FayFamFlowFoRIch For Rich Formation Flamingos 🦩

FayMenGos; Gay Gargoyle Garden’s

BEST WORLD 🌍 BEST NEWS 🗞️ EFFORTS 💥 PSY 🧠 PSA 🗣️ WORLD EARLS 🤴🏽 EARS

World Ordeals World Organizations World Or Again Gain Ordeals

🧠 Esp

🧠 Psy

🧠 Scry

🧠 Spell

🧠 Invoke

🧠 Project

🧠 Séance

🧠 Enchant

🧠 Telepath

🧠 Summon

🧠 Divination

🧠 Clairvoyant

🗣️ Free The Free All 💕

24/777 (24/7) ProLife99.

411 Free Super Highway

VVV. Dot Live Coms

“Nickname Internet Blood”

❤️🚂🚇: Red Health Line

⛑️🚂🚇: Red Health Line

🍒🚂🚇: Red Health Line

🍓🚂🚇: Red Health Line

🧨🚂🚇: Red Health Line

💄🚂🚇: Red Health Line

🌹🚂🚇: Red Health Line

🐙🚂🚇: Red Health Line

🐞🚂🚇: Red Health Line

🚁🚂🚇: Red Health Line

🥁🚂🚇: Red Health Line

☎️🚂🚇: Red Health Line

🧰🚂🚇: Red Health Line

🍷🚂🚇: Red Health Line

🙏🏽 Prayers & Hearts

✨ Stars & Planets

🦜 Parrot Flocks

🕷️ Spider Hives

🐝 Bee Hives

🐜 Ant Hives

🦴 Fossils

🌋 Lava

✌🏼 Victory Violins 🎻 & Irish Harps

🇮🇪 🍀 Save The Irish Welsh Celtic ☘️ 🇮🇪

🙏🏽🌎 Corey & Torey 🤲🏽🌟

🧚🏻‍♀️🧝🏽‍♂️ Elfie & Alfie 🧝🏽‍♂️🧚🏻

💚🍀 MayAnna & SueAnna 🧡🛡️

💖💪🏽 Tiffany & Trisha 🌸🌺

🤗 Hug & Honor Trees 🌳

💪🏽 Keep Strong Tools 🧰

🎶 Sing to your Keys 🔑

🌹Roses In Your Backpack 🎒

🏰 Keep Healthy Thoughts 💭

🌏 Planets & Life Schools 🏫

💁🏽 Don’t Lose to Fools 👀

Rainbow 🌈 Gothic 🖤

🌈🖤 RainVOW GOth

Straight; Gay; Bi; Trans, Lesbians

Bunnies 🐰

Bats 🦇

Black Kats 📞🐈‍⬛ 🧨 KKK 👻 gHostFoeNEss

Ladybugs 🐞

🧹🧳👙 Portfoilo Travel

🖼️💼🧳 Portfolios Travel

🥷🏼🥷🏼🥷🏼: Keep Ninjas, Nanny, Manny, Nano

🐜🐜🐜 : ANT…. ENT…. HIVE VS HIVE

🐝🐝🐝 : SAVIORISM BARBIE TREE HOUSE

🐞🐞🐞 : RESTORE HEALTHY BUSINESS

🦇🦇🦇 : Bitty Batty Cute “non Bets Binary”

🦌🦌🦌 : STAIR 👁️ SAFETY, “ANT LORES”

🦊🦊🦊 : FOX KEEN SWIFT INTEL

🐈🐈🐈 : CATS 🐈‍⬛ GENERAL WELLNESS

🍊🍊🍊 : O RUN, TAN GO JURY WELLNESS

💚🧡❤️ : Green Teal Orange Red Ruby

🍀🌹🎒: Brave, Bravo, Honors, Survivors

🔭🏐🎒: Telescope, Sports, Studies.

👑🐸🪙: Frog Pockets

👑🚀🪙: Space Rockets

Green Teal Red Ruby Sand

🇮🇪🇮🇹🇫🇷: Ireland Italy France

🧡🤎🖤 : Orange Tan Brown Black

🙏🏽💧🌊 : Welsh

🙏🏽🍀 ☘️: Irish

🙏🏽🌳🌿 : Celtic

🙏🏽🧞‍♀️🧬 : Genetics Healthy Gins and Gingers

🍓🍒🍉 : Healthy Reds Fruits Vitality Life

🌈🦜🗣️ : Parrot JA MIC Speak Up Healthy

🪞🛡️🪞 : Mirror, To Each Their Own

🥝🔑🥝 : Healthy Kiwis, Key Wi, Key We

🌶️🥭🥭 : Spicy Mangos, Healthy Vitality

🍫🚎🚂 : Chocolate Bus, Public Supports

🍻🍺🍹 : IRISH PUB, Public Wealths

🍃🪢🍷 : Twine Red Wine Vineyards

📞🍇📞 : Grape Vine Life+ 411 Lines

🪀🧘🏼‍♀️🪃 : Karma Health

⚡️🗳️🪁: Eletric Key 🔑 Kite Vallet Box Vote

📞🥌☎️ : Shuffle Sand Telephone System

📞🐍🚰 : Sink Sand Ink Sir Pens

🏹🥋🎱 : JU DOW PSY ANTS

✨🪶✍🏽: Healthy Health Thy Writing

🎻🎻🎻 : Violins and Irish Harps

🖼️🕷️🎹 : Healthy Life Recorders

🧨🖤🐈‍⬛ : KKK Black Jackkk Kat

💋💄🧐 : Bio Lense Cyborg Eyes 👀 Health

🌪️👃🏽🌪️ : Two Tiny Wind Tornado Nasal Pass

🎀🍆🍬 : “mini peninsulas.”

👉🏼👈🏼

👉🏼💥🪙

👉🏼🌎👈🏼

🤘🏽🐰✌🏼

🧍🏼🧾🪡: Puppet Tree

🦨🍄🌈: Bunk Base Buddy’s

🍹 🥃: Warm Rum War Thumbs

🍠🍠🍠: Yam Fam, Not Potato Hammer

Brandons Health Upkeeps

Public News: 📰🏳️‍🌈🇮🇱🐰🐸

🍀☘️🌹🦜🦧🍊🐈🐈‍⬛🕷️🕸️🎹🐆🐘🦏🦍🐅🐫🦘🪶🦩🐉🦫🦔🌞🌚🌝✨🌬️🌪️🧞‍♀️🧞🧞‍♂️🧬⚙️⚡️🧶🎱🔮🧣🎒💍👑🧳🐌🦖🐩🦚🍠🌶️🍓🍒🥝🍑🥭🍍🍻🥂🍫🧋🏹🎻🐍🥋🧘🏼‍♂️🧘🏿🤸🏽‍♀️🥁🧚🏻🧚🏿‍♂️🧚🏻🧚🏿‍♂️🧝🏽‍♀️🧝🏽‍♂️🧝🏽‍♂️🧝🏿🗽🏰🏔️🌋🔭

my parrot likes to mimic owls

🦜 🦉

Hoot Hoot? Hoot Hoot?

Who Said Who Who?

Who said Who Hoot Hoot?

Huh Hoot? Giva what, ?

give what to whom?

Woot woot whom whom

vroom vroom

parrots with jet engines.

🛡️🎧🛡️: DJ ARMOR HEADPHONES

⛲️⛽️🌋🚁🛞🛟🕋📡

denounce “www tess tesseract glass cube.”

denounce “stress issue tissue TIL TILE”

denounce “RUB-EX, RUBIX CUBE MIRRORS”

denounce “www white wire t rex wax vexlore”

denounce “mega micro mall tezz TIL Tess.”

denounce “TILT TALT TIZZLE FAULT ALT”

www wex ex line mega mall tesseract

tesseract coils CO OILS SOILS SEALS

tesseract glass mirror laser trip wires

www wex wire line micro megaphone malls

“galaxy EX EX PRESS PREZ candy throats.”

“tesseract cubes lasers mirrors glass wires.”

mega mall static noise generator “white noise”

“test TIL.”

Bad News: 🤑🐁🦠🐹🦠🐓🦠

🦭🦭🦭🦁💈👨🏻‍🦳🪱🍪🫒🎀🍕🤐🤐🤐🤡🎪🏥😵🪰🪳🪳🪳🐻‍❄️🐼🐻‍❄️🐼🐭❄️🎿🦉🦠🧺🗑️⛵️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🐮🦆🦂🦐🦈🐬🐳🐋🐃🐂🦬🐑🐏🐿️🐚🪸🥔🍗🥒🍆🍎🍋🍅🍳🥩🍔🍟🍩🎂🍿🥧🎂🌽🫖🥛🥤🎳⛸️🛹⛳️🏄🏽‍♂️🪂🎸🎬🎤🎯🎫🎲🛞🧛🏼‍♂️🧟🫐🥞🧈🌭🪵

🇺🇸🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: America German England

🔵⚪️🟡: Blue, White, Yellow

🇮🇳: “blame Indian Chicken Hen Tye mix asain”

🏯: Blame any asain country ass PAN cUNtry

🪑🛏️: Red Indian Leather Jerk Pan Try Key 🔑

🪑🛏️: Red Irish blame greedy red cherrywood

🪑🛏️: African, can metal tin foil pan, star fish.

🪑🛏️🦖: Fossile Steel Sickle Foils Oils Ink

👳🏽‍♀️🕌⛽️: Blame Ass Odd Muzzle Fizzle

🌽🚌✏️: Corn KKK Kob Lore Door Knobs

🦈💉🚪: Vacuum Door Salesmen Genocides

🐢🕊️⏲️: Turdle and Dove Blender Horrors

🍎🍏🧃: Wear Down Programs, App Reels

🐺🐑🐏: Perverse Culling Cycles Genocide

🐻🐻‍❄️🐼: Bear Brothers Bully Gang

💩💰🐥: Cheap Chicken Checker Board Shit

🥖🏄🏽‍♀️🛋️ : Bread Basket Shopping Cart Box

🐓🏭🦠: Coop Co-Op Perverse Farm Cycles

🧊💉🐓🦠: Shingle Pox Chicken Pox

🧊💉🦆🦠: Shingle Bux Duck Pox

🧊💉🦢🦠: Shingle Gox Goose Pox

🧊💉🐖🦠: Shingle Swine Spawn Pig Pox

🧊💉🥤🦠: Bubble Box Soda Pox

🥾👅💩: Boot Licker Desk Maggots

🍧🍦🤡: Crazy Clown Society Shop Programs

🧻🦟🪝: Blame Italian, Asain, Count Lich

🥸🤓🤓: Rich 🤑 Extortions

🦠🐷🐹: Hamster Gerbill GerBall

🐗🦈🐬: Horror Cycles 🔁

🐿️😵‍💫🌀: Hynotis Hype Notice “Spells”

🐚🦴🥟: Deflections, Clams, Deaths

🧊🥛🥤: Death ☠️

🍢🍡🍭: Lolly Gag Stunts

🍿🍩🍭: Death Camping Murder Routes

🐷🔪🧅: Onion Eye Ball Pirate Clubs 🏴‍☠️

🥄🧽🚿: Metal Laundry Washing Alchemist

🍽️🫖🍾: Murder Schemes

🦅🦉🦆: Play Dumb Perverse Sportsmanship

🍋🧀🧅: Lemon, Cheese, Onion

🥒🫒🌽: Sell “Genocide” Routes “que, olive.”

🥔🍎🌭: “pot of toes water office cooler”

🎬💿🍆: Movie “Show” “Set” CUTSCENES

💈💇🏼‍♂️🦁: Cut Scenes, Humiliation, Programs

💉🐹🦠: HAMSTER POX

💉🐀🦠: LAB RAT POX

💉🐁🦠: LAB RAT POX

🎤🐭🪤: Micro Mouse PC MAZE LAP TOPS

🍳🪺🧺: Bleach Brain Scrables Eggs

👟🧦🚾: Rubber, Shoes, Socks, Office Cooler

🧱🫖❄️: Throw Tea Pots, Snowglobes, Bricks

🛹🛹 🤕: Skat Skare skate Board Headache

🛷🛷 🤕: Slay Fray Dismay Speed Hate Rate

⛸️⛸️ 🤕: Ice Skate Blade Secret Assaults

⛳️⛳️ 🤕: “go off” “offline” escape to false lay

⛵️🤑🕳️ : “rift raft war raft send post broken.”

🏅🎟️🏅 : False Paper Badges, Stolen Honors

🚑🏴‍☠️🧩: Ice Fridge Clown Pirate Genocides

🩼🛵🦽: Cripple Cry Pull Mistreatments

🤿🎣🛵: Scoopa Butt Tiny Scooter Insert

🎲🎲🎲 : Gambling Horror Box Death Bets

🍯🥄🫘 : Thumbs Beans Jack Thump Spoon

⛓️🗑️🪚: Chainsaw Office Desk Profiles

🤌🏼💶🐐 : Micro Bill Escape Key Goat

🤡🃏🪪: Retard ID 🆔 Cards

🧢🤖🤖: No Blue Clones, Clowns 🤡

🎟️🎪🎟️ : TwERL Crazy Cricket 🦗 Sir Cuss

🛖🥾🍕: Genocide Hospitals Factory Fronts

🤐🪩🦭: Sea Lie Seal Rubber Shoes Zip Mitts

📼🎄🧵 : Death Wrap Christmass Organs

⛸️🏄🏽‍♀️🛹: “skat pans, boards splitting FRAYS”

☠️🐟🪣: Blue Poison Chum Desk Buckets

🔵😰🥞: “blue bed pans down syndrums.”

Gock at feet 🦶🏽

Talk at taco 🌮

Car Park 🚗 🚙 at toys r us breakroom pendulum (Pen Jew Lum)

🐸⚙️ Leapfrog toy at

Barbie Desk Babble 👱🏼‍♀️⌨️🐝 💾🗃️🗄️

Homeless Camps ⛺️ War Revamps 🧛🏼‍♂️🧛🏼‍♂️🧛🏼‍♂️

Slander Camps ⛺️ slander campaigns

Death ☠️ Rollercoaster 🎢 Psy Show, Sideshow Circus 🎪 Clown 🤡 Hospital 🏥

X O X O XOXO death hugs 🐻 🧸 🤑

BEAR NEEDLES 💉🐻🍯🤑

BARB BAR CODE KNUCKLES 💉🐻🍯🤑

Storm ⛈️ Run Hurricane 🌀 Rod Slave Ron, “Micro Wave Work Arrons”

“Baby Bid Bib Babs Babble Bunny 🐰 bibs”

Corky Wine 🍷 Raffle Ticket 🎟️ Dollar 💵 Bills Nut Number Money 💰 Euro 💶 Rope Velvet Vatican’s Popes by the throats.

Make them think of an “old billy goat 🐐”

Make them think of an “old ham bone 🦴”

Make them think of an “old dolly lama” 🐪🦙

Make them think of an “oak mill momma” 🐄

Make them all a “PIE OAK TEA” hebrew basket

🧠🧺🪺🦠🍗💩👁️🥧🦢🏭

Paper Islands 🏝️ 🤑💲💸

Goose Factorties RE SET 🦢 “Micro Foe Bets”

"pringle chips" 🍪 🤖 ☠️🦮👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯🙈

"celery sticks" 🍾🥒 green pizza 🤑🧩🪲🍕

“work over stage actor down codes”

🤡🧢 pringle chips 🍪

🤡🧢 celery sticks 🥒

towels 🧼 🚿 🧖🏻‍♀️🧖🏽‍♂️🧖🏽🧖🏽🧖🏻‍♀️🧖🏽‍♂️

towels are for heads

💪🏽 Sir Tan Lee (Certainly Elite)

🎃 Pumpkin Repeat 🔂

TAN SAND PROMISE HEALTHY COMMONS

TAN SAND HEALTHY PROMISE LANDS

Healthy Tan, Sand, and Land

TOWELS AND VOWS

not

“tow truck pow sights”

👘🥻👳🏽‍♀️👳🏽👳🏽‍♂️👳🏽👳🏽‍♀️👳🏽👳🏽

🤍🤎

Vows dont "total" 🙏🏽

Vow’s Life Vows

ALWAYS TWO types of vows.

✌🏽🙏🏽💞🙏🏽 ✌🏽

not for talcum powder ❌🥤❄️🍧

not for baking soda ❌🥤❄️🍧

"Tow Cum Powder" 👩🏾‍🍳👩🏾‍🍳👩🏾‍🍳👩🏾‍🍳

"Bake Soda" 🧑🏿‍🍳🧑🏿‍🍳🧑🏿‍🍳🧑🏿‍🍳

Tow Truck "VOW TOTAL" tricks

🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻

🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛

🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

Office BreakRoom Rubber Slipper Water Cooler

🥿 🩴🛼👟👡 💧🚰

Chit Chat 💬 📍📌🧷🦀🦆🤏🏼

Office Water Coolers. 🥸🚾🚰

Seals 🦭🌪️🪵

Sharks 🦈 🌪️🪵

Dolphins 🐬 🌪️ 🪵

Statue of Liberty, swimming pool 🏊‍♀️ 🍕🌭🗽

🍌🏦 Bloods Bank Brooklyn New York 🅱️📚

Brooklyn Baby Chair Sitter New York 👼🏽💺

“Sitting The Statue Of Liberty In A Chair”

🎢😵‍💫🎬💇🏼‍♀️💀☠️💈💺🪑🦼🦽💈☠️💀🏴‍☠️

asian sushi Yorky husky minx cash spa sinks

YORKY DOG 🐕

HUSKY DOG 🐕

POODLE DOG 🐩

“The Three Horsemen”

Hay Bell 🍴🛎️

Hate Bell 👺🛎️

Meet Bell 🥩🛎️

Burger Bell 🍔🛎️

Excel Axe Cell Gang Desk Crew

😵‍💫👩🏼‍🚒👨🏿‍🚒🧑🏼‍🚒👨🏿‍🚒🪓🛎️

“Except, Axe Ace Front Desk Holding”

🪓♠️♥️♣️♦️🃏📇🪪💳🪓🛎️

Hotel 🏨 Holding Desk Tricks

“Hotel Management Teams”

“Creating Multiple Paper Front Clone Companies”

“Hotel Super Mall Complex Spreaders”

Corruption sources

“Tow Truck Fruit Markets”

“Hotel Micro Mega Management Malls”

Truck 🛻 Farm 🚜 Stolen Life Resources

Through Corrupt Business Front Line SILVER DISH LINES

Service on “a silver platter” dome head

🐟📐👨🏻‍🦳🪙🍽️

👴🏻🧓🏼💉💸🤑🦠🧬🦠🦢🐀🐭🐹

“cell retarding TAR RAT GLUE GOOSEBUMPS”

white blue yellow, cell a fella

TAR, RAT, devert blame to Japan 🇯🇵 and Jamaica 🇯🇲 PAY RIOT PARROTS 🦜

To blame PIE RATES… PIE RATS

🥧 🐀 💩

Blame SEA RAFT, DRAFT

WINDY SAILS Cash Boats 🛥️ 🚤 🛶

Blame a black “rat shit axe ratchet hatchet”

HAT 👒 HAT 🎩 NAT NAT NIT NIT BLANKET BIT “black hats” “black HAIR ASS”

“black harassment”

“envy in voice”

“invoice receipt PIE 🥧 recEIPt 🧾”

Paper Puppet Office Pets

💃🏽👫🧍🏽‍♂️🪡🧾 PEN DAY HOSTS

PEN DAY HOPES

PEN DAY HOES

PEN DAY ROPES

Velvet Ropes Wet Newpaper 🅾️🅱️🅾️🩸📰🗞️

white covers

“bioluminescence ectoplasm”

“episode napkin fanny pack raffle ticket eater”

Reviving Health Ethics

🦜 Parrot Veterans (NON Pirate slanders)

🦜 Parrot Truth Speakers

🦜 Parrot Boy Scouts, not “COT” abuse

parrot, mango, tangerine, orange kiwi

Parrot 🦜 KEY

Mango 🥭 MAN GO

Orange 🍊 O RAN

Kiwi 🥝 Key Wi We

🍇 Grape Telephone Vines Lines 🍇

🌹 Red Rose Vines Lines 🌹

🌶️ Pepper Spice, Speak Vine Lines Twice 🌶️

Genuine Green Origin Garden’s

📳🚼🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡📳🚼

📳🚼🧡🎃🐈🥕🩳

🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷 🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷

🍃🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🍃

📗📗💚💚🆚🆚📳📳🅾️🅱️🅾️✅✅♻️♻️✳️✳️🚼🚼🟠🟠🟢🟢🟩🟩🌵🌵🎍🎍🎋🎋

🍒🍒🍉🍉🍓🍓🍵🍵🍷🍷🍾🍾🪀🪀🎾🎾

🧑🏼‍🎤Teal Team Greenery 🚚🚛🚚🚛🚁🗼🚁🗼🗽🗽🎡🎡🚀🏔️🏰🏔️

🍀

Green Go 💚 ☘️ 👩🏼‍🏫👨🏿‍🌾👨🏿‍🌾🩲🩲🕊️🕊️🍃🍃🌿🌿

Garden House

Green Garden

Green TreeHouse

Red Ruby Sand

🧝🏽‍♀️🧝🏽‍♂️🧝🏿🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻🧚🏿‍♂️🐸💚🍊🦜🏳️‍🌈🌈🐛🐛🐍🐍🦖🦖🪲🦚🐊🐉

Reviving “Pet Parrots”

of “PAY RIOTS”

or of “Pay Rabbits”

Parrot 🦜

Rabbit 🐇

Additionally Inclusive RABBI, 👁️ 🐰 👂🏽👂🏽

Rabbi Healthy Prayers 🙏🏽

Dj Rabbit 🐰 With Armor Headphones 🎧

🎶🎶🎧🐰🎧🎶🎶

Emerald Teal Green

Ruby Roxy Red

theres no longer white proceedings if we ALL keep healthy ProLife99.

🍀 ☘️

Clover Irish Welsh Celtic

Distinguish RED health, separately than “WHITE” X parties

Such as DENOUNCE racists “white only”

“america germany england”

“blue white yellow”

🔵♿️🧢

⚪️🦴🥼

🟡🍋🧅

Sarcastic Sar Cast Stick 🐟 ironic ion RON tick

Promote TV 📺 SILVER REMOTE

“WHITE NOISE” “Stereotype foam”

🏗️🏗️🏗️🏗️🏗️🏗️🏗️🏗️🏗️

🚧⚓️🪝🗺️🎠🗺️🪝⚓️🚧

🚦🛖🩸⛽️🏟️⛽️🩸🛖🚦

🚧⚓️🪝🗺️🎠🗺️🪝⚓️🚧

🫧🗯️🏟️🧽🚿🎣🪣☠️🏛️🏴‍☠️🏭🦠

🐹🏛️

White Micro Management Genocide Systems

“Micro Management”

“Micro Mysteria Hysteria”

“Micro MICE Hysteria”

“Micro NICE MICE” 🐁 Head lice Snow Globe

“Micro His Stare ER area”

“Micro Management STARE ER”

“MY CODE, Micro”

“MY CODE MIKE”

“MY CODE MIKE SKULL”

“NYC CODE TIME TRICK”

“MY COOL CODE”

“MY COM MODE”

“MY TOLIET COMODE”

“MY CO MODE”

“Micro Code STARE ER AREA”

“Hysteria Mysteria”

Stare at hostile hospital victims with “sub”

“subtle” “sub til” knowledge…

“Micro My Code Mike’s Skull”

“america germany england”

🇺🇸🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

1 hop, and two skips, down blaming “jumbled bumbled history inaccuracies, cover ups”

jumble bumbled

belongs to, “open the jungle book”

not “blackjack casino front backdoors”

change “blackjack market” into

“white backdoor trip wires”

and then you open “black ectoplasm”

“play puss at them”

“murders and cats fighting old women”

“black EVE”

“black ECHO STOW”

“black echo STOVE”

“black echo X COVE”

“black TOW TRUCK”

“black etch-a-Sketch shuffle soundboard”

that should help, the “black lions roar”

“getting past WHITE ONLY CELL LAB doors”

dont do CHEAT TESTS CHEAT TAS 🐆

Yellow Cat is white money sick cat…

dont so PAN THORE 〰️⚫️

pants 👖 naked black ass

Pan cat is white money sick bed cats

Beds and FOG THORN firsts…

Just do JAMAICA RAINBOW PARROT 🦜

and work over criminal activity that relates to

“rats, hamsters, gerbils, and GOOSE GEESE.”

and “bears, polar bears grizzle frizzle bears”

Reject “rats, hamsters, gerbils, geese goose, and bears.”

Lex, and Baxster

Tess

Libby

Sibby

"baseball beach house laundry line"

"storm cellar wine log basement cabin diagonal wire line."

gallivanting Asian hentai Buddha, wearing crocodile boots dancing across a laundry line at a beach house away from a baseball game wine cooler storm cellar, log cabin in a fake paper forest

lovely ways to achieve white collar pet ropes

"celery sticks"

"micro megaphone mall"

"micro talcum powder"

"micro baking soda foam"

"micro pac cil powder foam"

and "the white market" is dated history.

sand dollars, not "blue star fish"

FOREVER WHITE ON WHITE LOOP BLAMES SCENES

"america to germany to england"

"blue to white to yellow"

america germany england

blue white yellow

"duck duck goose"

and that ends their entire factory circles... dont accept exchanges with them.

rat, hamster, gerbil, duck, goose

Lex, and Baxster

Tess

Libby

Sibby

"Sale Lobby"

"Media Mall"

"small malt, blame ALT, OP, TALK blame"

"mall milkshake malt"

And reject the “false white elitism biological public genocide narratives.”

🇺🇸🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: America German England

🔵⚪️🟡: Blue, White, Yellow

🔵 Blue: ❄️🐟♿️🧢🪣 America

⚪️ White: 🦷🦴🐁🥼☠️ Germany

🟡 Yellow: 🍋🧀🌽⚠️🔕 England

🦠🐀🐖🐗🐄🐹🦆🐓🦢🦉🦟🦈🐬🐋🦠

List of white genocide primary catalysts

Summarized at “Goose”

illegal public genocides

“Goose Factory Resets”

“Goosebumps”

Bar Code Fist Pumps

Fat Plums, Stupid Bums

Cash Dumps, Breast Lumps

In Test Ten Tin

Silver Surf Ring Shoe Laces Speed Death Races Tin Foil Foul Goose Eggs 🪺

PodCast Post Cast Radio Radiation Cancer 📻

Micro Mouse 🐭 Rat Pellets

💊 Pill Pro Gram Bread 🍞 🥖 Basket 🧺

Bastard Kits, Sea 🌊 Turd 💩 Raft

Turtle 🐢 Dove 🕊️

Blended in a micro cow patty pie shit glove

🧤 🐮 💩 🥧

quadruple bypass

Quadruple Bypass Fire Hydrant 🧯💦

Circle ⭕️ Jerk Key 🔑

Sir Alpha Eat Old Goose Egg Shit

Alpha Troy 🥴🤮

Alpha Office Pet Desk Toy

Alpha white Roman 🍆🥀

Alpha Flat Tire 🧦🛞

Alpha Stupid Ass False Superiority

🚽 Racist toliet agendas

🚽 Prejudice toilet agendas

🚽 The Holy White Throne

The Toliet Commode

“White Racists WHITE ONLY World Agendas”

Ro MAN MANIA, 🤑🤑🤑🤑🥀🥀🥀🥀

RoMANIA and “JEW NET”

Romeo & Juliet

FACTORY: SENDING WAR RAFTS.

FACTORY: SENDING WAR SUB DRAFTS

🏭 GOOSE “FACTORY” RESET POX “RAFT”

🔂 GENOCIDE MICRO MEMORY BLEACH

🔂 BAKING SODA

🔂 TALCUM POWDER

🔂 PAC SEAL PARTICLE POWDER COMPANY

🔂 MICRO RED ROCKET CAR POX GAS PODS

🔂 MICRO SNOW GLOBE CRYSTAL BALLS

🔂 CAP HAY HAT TEA POTS SILVER SERVICE

🔂 SHAMPOO FOAM HEAD DOME G-KNOWN

🔂 MICRO VACCINE LIQUID METAL ICE

🔂 SHOWER, SHOW ROOM, SHOPPERS

🔂 COTTON PATCH HEAD MOP, EYE ASSAULT

“White Genocide Commonalities”

“GOOSE” summary

Current status, “world repeats blame about everything, until only white supremacy gimps, limps, and simps, everyone, except themselves

“Public Norms” stolen to saying NORTH WALL

“Public Ease” stolen to saying EAST WALL

Easygoing normal life!

Long as your white :) wink wink,

“screw a pink winky, and talk about Temple Wish”

“Holy Temples”

“Brain Temples”

Lovely white antics, LOVELY respects for privacy

LOVELY honors!

Absolutely ADORABLE “ace race” lol

whatever!

Say, NO THANKS GOOSE SHIT :)

Say, NO THANKS WHITE SHIT :)

Nothing else to say! Keep Healthy!

If anyone wants to assault you, slander you, or have you committed on medical or terrorism,

just sneeze 🤧 into white snot rags,

and dont accept “white false microphone assault programs.”

If anyone tries to insult you, or have you fight in “law bending” unlawful world practices,

than just realize, the ones doing such, ARE ONLY WHITE

or therefore of under “white influence”

or “white byproducts”

there is no other enemy in existence,

otherwise everyone does their own life

LIKE NORMAL LIFE DOES!

Zero white agendas

Zero white racism agendas

Zero white prejudice agendas

Doesn’t matter the amount of slanders.

Zero “white genocide crimes” from your own home, and your own personal space

Pray for all lives ProLife99.

and keep healthy regardless of the LOVELY assistance of the totally invisible “non existent white crimes”

Hah…. as if nobody has ever made any sense about that topic…

Anyways, REJECT “GOOSE POD CAST EGGS”

and dont accept “FACTORY RESET”

The word “Factory” is used for a covert RAFT

“Factory” “Genocide Paper Shops”

“Factory” is always ACT STORY

“Factory” is always FA FAT

“Factory” is always STOLEN FACTS STORY

“Factory” is always used by “white agenda” to send “REBOOT DRAFT WAR RAFTS”

FAT FAT :) Draft Raft

Fat Fat :) “Pleffa” “Plead for FFA”

“plead for FAT”

“plead for FA POOP FA”

“plead for a SHIT STAMP ON UR FOREHEAD”

“PLEAD TO BE SHOT BY HEBREW ROMAN DADDY”

“Pleffa Plethera Pet Fuck BEAR RUGS, Office Buddy BEAR HUGS.”

Awwww such a lovely white world retainer lol

Such an honor to be apart of ALL this worth!

Sooooo much honorable wealth!!

wow!! TONS OF MONEY!!

wow!!! SO MUCH AMAZING LIFE!

Lol white people… please quit ur jobs!

Give back the public positions to NON SECRET SADISTIC leaders please :)

Kk thanks!

[petergc6]

“I wanna ride with you, I wanna ride with you… I wanna ride I wanna ride” Miss Kittin

[daydreaming-cheese-weasel]

iasip as quotes ive overheard this week pt 6

dee: my personality is being a depressed hoe

mac: you were in bed with this guy named cole-

dee: i was not in bed with a guy named cole!

mac: you were basically in bed with a guy named cole

charlie: *sees mysterious drops on ground* is that bbq sauce or blood

frank: *slams backpack into water fountain* bITch

dennis: there’s no such word as ssa, that’s just ass backwards

charlie: ive had cancer for, like, a while

mac: dennis, did you get a haircut?

dennis: no, mac, i just look fresh everyday

charlie: *heelies around paddy’s*

dennis: don’t be scared, be ridiculously over prepared 😃

frank: your yellow is showing up purple for me?

dee: frank are you colorblind

mac: so anyways here’s a picture of me crying last night

frank: i want billie eilish to whisper in my ear in real life

mac, after watching dee in ireland: she’s insulting my

🇮🇪☘️🍺✨iRiSh hErItAgE✨🍺☘️🇮🇪

dennis: IF PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, HOW IS IT WRONG IF I KILL PEOPLE

mac: see, this is a penis, and this is a mouth! and this is another penis, and this is another mouth!

frank: it was a swirly threesome

charlie: oh poop i gotta go do that

frank: you have to go poop?

dee: oh look, your boyfriend’s back

dennis: MAC- i mean, he’s not my boyfriend!

charlie: *mentions sharing a water bottle with frank*

mac: bUt tHaT’s LiKe kIsSiNg… tHaT’s BaSiCaLlY gAy >:/

dee: i fOrGeT i hAvE bOoBs sOmEtImEs, oKaY?

dennis: is, or is not, selfcest disgusting?

frank: let me eat my highly processed food!

mac: *to the tune of black parade* whenn dee was, a youngg birdd-

[junpr]

Junpretzel’s Eurovision 2022 Recap - March 2022

🇦🇱 Albania: Ronela Hajati – Sekret

The music video is a thirst trap. A wet dream for 40 year old women who think they’re incomplete without a partner with a very strong urge to get married. I don’t like the lyrics, nothing special. Albania likes divas. I wouldn’t consider her a diva. I don’t like the song but i don’t hate it. 2/10

🇦🇲 Armenia: Rosa Linn – Snap

Billie Eyelash meets acoustic. I don’t like her vocals and the lyrics are bland. The Caucasus (Except for Georgia, my beloved) is pretty crazy about esc (don’t come at me) so i know why the music video has so many views. I don’t like the song. 2/10

🇦🇺 Australia: Sheldon Riley – Not The Same

Their costume in the national final is AMAZING. So are their vocals and the lyrics. Personally, i don’t like ballads in Eurovision. Sheldon, we ARE all the same. It’s Eurovision. We’re all gay. I wouldn’t listen to the song but i appreciate it a lot. 5/10

🇦🇹 Austria: LUM!X feat. Pia Maria – Halo

THIS IS A TOTAL BANGER. Artistically, it’s not a very original song but it slaps. There isn’t a live version of it so I’m not going to talk about Pia’s beautiful vocals. Other than that, this song is what I’d listen to in 2013 playing online browser based rpgs. I love this song but i wouldn’t call it a winner. For eurovision, 6/10 but a 8/10 for me.

🇦🇿 Azerbaijan: Nadir Rustamli – Fade To Black

Caucasians strike again. This has a lot of views but the song itself is pretty boring. Well.I really don’t have anything else to say. 2/10

🇧🇪 Belgium: Jérémie Makiese – Miss You

Boring. 2/10

🇧🇬 Bulgaria: Intelligent Music Project – Intention

THIS SONG IS SO UGLY IT HURTS ME. This probably is the one song i DESPISE. Anyway, eww. 0/10

🇭🇷 Croatia: Mia Dimšić – Guilty Pleasure

Another thirst trap. I like what the boy is doing on the piano though. Weird acrobatics. 2/10

🇨🇾 Cyprus: Andromache – Ela

Boring. At this point, I’m not even able to tell the songs apart. 2/10

🇨🇿 Czech Republic: We Are Domi – Lights Off

Boring.

🇩🇰 Denmark: REDDI – The Show

I REALLY WANTED TO LIKE THIS. Sapphic rock band?? Amazing. But they’re not very good. I appreciate them but they’re not very Eurovision,if you know what i mean. 2/10

🇪🇪 Estonia: Stefan – Hope

Every year a mf tries to bring Western vibes to the contest. Fuck you. 0/10

🇫🇮 Finland: The Rasmus – Jezebel

Finland knows we like rock. Not this song though. It sounds like any other rock song. 2/10

🇫🇷 France: Alvan & Ahez – Fulenn

I like that the song is in a local dialect. It doesn’t sound like it’s a French entry. I like it but i wouldn’t listen to the song, really. Not my cup of tea. 4/10

🇬🇪 Georgia: Circus Mircus – Lock Me In

It’s a pretty fun song. I’d love to see it live. It hurts me how little effort Georgia puts in Eurovision but i like the fun vibes. 5/10

🇩🇪 Germany: Malik Harris – Rockstars

Indie girl singing. Ugly. 0/10

🇬🇷 Greece: Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord – Die Together

Lorde wannabe. Boring. 1/10

🇮🇸 Iceland: Systur – Með Hækkandi Sól

I LOVE their vibes. I think this song will grow on me more. I love it when people sing in their native language. English is dead. Nobody speaks it anyway. 5/10

🇮🇪 Ireland: Brooke – That’s Rich

Boring. 2/10

🇮🇱 Israel: Michael Ben David – I.M

HE’S SO GAY. I don’t like the song itself but the music video and their vibes are fun. 4/10

🇮🇹 Italy: Mahmood & Blanco – Brividi

Mahmood, my baby is back. I don’t like the song itself a lot but it’s good. 5/10

🇱🇻 Latvia: Citi Zēni – Eat Your Salad

AN ABSOLUTE BANGER. I LOOOOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH. WINNER!!!! 10/10

🇱🇹 Lithuania: Monika Liu – Sentimentai

I like this song. I think this will grow on me too. I like the melody. 5/10

🇲🇹 Malta: Emma Muscat – I Am What I Am

Boring. 2/10

🇲🇩 Moldova: Zdob şi Zdub & Frații Advahov – Trenulețul

THE LEGENDS ARE BACK. I LOVE everything about this song. 10/10

🇲🇪 Montenegro: Vladana – Breathe

I like her makeup and the vibes. She’s so pretty. But the song itself is pretty boring. Maybe it will grow on me. 4/10

🇳🇱 Netherlands: S10 – De Diepte

We stan a song in Dutch,but it sounds a lot like Armenia’s entry, pretty boring. 2/10

🇲🇰 North Macedonia: Andreas – Circles

Another boring song.She’s hot tho. 2/10

🇳🇴 Norway: Subwoolfer – Give That Wolf A Banana

Amour fou vibes. Amour fou >>

Every year we need a few funny, weird songs. This is one of them. I don’t like the song a lot right now but maybe it’ll grow on me. 5/10

🇵🇱 Poland: Krystian Ochman – River

Polish people are very serious about ESC, just like Azerbaijani and Armenian people. So the song has a lot of views. But i don’t like it. His vocals are good but vocals aren’t one of my priorities. 2/10

🇵🇹 Portugal: MARO – Saudade Saudade

I LOVE their vibes,the song is a bit boring but it’s one of the songs i think that’ll grow on me. 5/10

🇷🇴 Romania: WRS – Llámame

That’s what I’m talking about when i say there’s way too many people using Spanish phrases. Romania, girl, you have your own language and dialects. why. Anyway. They’re SO gay. I don’t like the song but i love the vibes. 5/10

🇸🇲 San Marino: Achille Lauro – Stripper

Stop it you’re not Damiano David.It’s embarrassing how they try to copy the previous year’s winner. 0/10

🇷🇸 Serbia: Konstrakta – In Corpore Sano

I like the lyrics. Konstrakta is such a mood. I think it’ll grow on me. 6/10

🇸🇮 Slovenia: LPS – Disko

For a song named Disko, it’s not very catchy. The singer is cute though. Idk maybe this will grow on me too. 4/10

🇪🇸 Spain: Chanel – SloMo

It feels weird listening to a real Spanish speaker singing Latin Urban after so many Cyprian entries,lol. Not my cup of tea but she’s hot. 3/10

🇸🇪 Sweden: Cornelia Jakobs – Hold Me Closer

BORIIIIIINGGGGGGGGG. 2/10

🇨🇭 Switzerland: Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry

Indie boy. Ugly song. 0/10

🇺🇦 Ukraine: Kalush Orchestra – Stefania

WINNER. I know there will be a lot of pity votes but Ukraine really deserves a win. The song is so good it makes me cry. The contemporary vibes mixed with traditional Ukrainian music, their clothes, the band themselves, just beautiful. 10/10

🇬🇧 United Kingdom: Sam Ryder – SPACE MAN

Well. UK. 0/10

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[tatteredpantaloons]

eurovision starts today!! unless you hate joy and having a good time, i imagine you are as excited as i am. anyway, here are my very breif reviews of each song in the contest. as negative as i might sound here and there i actually like most of the songs this year.

semi 1:

🇦🇿Azerbaijan: i think a robot might’ve written this based on previous eurovision entries. yet i find myself tapping my foot along to it against my best judgment

🇮🇸Iceland: peace peace love love, and another non-qualifier

🇦🇱Albania: it’s a song i wish i liked more than i do. he’s talented, the language is beautiful but it just never quite reaches its climax

🇧🇪Belgium: i am very gay for sennek but not that gay for this song. it’s okay.

🇨🇿Czech Republic: skeevy and punchable yet catchy and unique within the contest

🇱🇹Lithuania: i don’t have to imagine being old when this song ages me twenty years while i wait for it to end

🇮🇱Israel: takes some next-level charisma to pull off doing chicken noises. netta does everything she can to make herself look ridiculous and yet comes out looking cool. that’s some talent right there

🇧🇾Belarus: i’d say this song was from 1996 except alekseev was probably born around that time

🇪🇪Estonia: on the first listen it was magical. on the 10th listen i just want to skip it

🇧🇬Bulgaria: the bulgarian frankenstein monster of a group does work for me, i have to say. i hate that such a calculated move works on me but hey, credit where it’s due. the female singer is the true star here

🇲🇰Macedonia: genre-mixing done right! i’m prepared to be disappointed in europe when this stays in the semis. one of my faves.

🇭🇷Croatia: i just wish it actually went even a little crazy

🇦🇹Austria: it’s a good song and he’s a good performer but there’s nothing that grabs my attention. it just comes and goes and makes little impact

🇬🇷Greece: what can i even say, there’s nothing i’d add and nothing i’d remove. my winner!

🇫🇮Finland: a run-of-the-mill swedish tune elevated by a fabulous performer

🇦🇲Armenia: the real star of this performance is that muscle vest

🇨🇭Switzerland: i love how the song has a stomp to it and she’s fantastic. i’m really hoping for a miracle and that we’ll see this in the final

🇮🇪Ireland: i appreciate ireland’s efforts pandering to my gay self but having the gay couple on stage will be the only thing keeping me from taking a bathroom break

🇨🇾Cyprus: best swedish-written song of the year, hands down. i like it more and more with each listen

semi 2:

🇳🇴Norway: there’s no joke i can make about this that hasn’t already been made so i’ll just stick to this one: alexander rybak should not have taken his own advice

🇷🇴Romania:  this year romania might be saying “goodbye” to their qualifying streak

🇷🇸Serbia: i wish they’d cut the dude and the awkward modern beat. i quite like the more traditional part in the beginning and the women’s voices are beautiful.

🇸🇲San Marino: the whole world was their playground and yet they ended up with a performance out-staged by toy robots. that’s some manner of accomplishment i suppose.

🇩🇰Denmark:  i wish they’d take their musical theatre to the next level of camp. now it’s just sort of meandering in an awkward spot where it’s too corny to be good but not corny enough to be bombastic

🇷🇺Russia: this year’s russian drama seems to be whether or not they’ve finally managed to send in a performance so bad that no amount of diaspora will help it qualify

🇲🇩Moldova: it might be corny but it’s corn dibbed in molten butter and spices and i’m having seconds!

🇳🇱Netherlands: a fantasy of badassery for bored middle-class dads. pass.

🇦🇺Australia: this is as calculated and by-the-numbers as the azeri entry just without the off-the-wall lyrics. jessica mauboy is way too good a singer and performer for this track

🇬🇪Georgia: i feel like this would be my grandpa’s favourite song in the contest. that was a compliment btw.

🇵🇱Poland: if you have to bring in a singer from a foreign country, you should at least pick someone who sounds good

🇲🇹Malta: christabelle is a powerhouse and one of the fiercest performers this year imo. shame she’s being held back by this swedish schlock. she and mauboy need to start a support group for singers who deserve better.

🇭🇺Hungary: a solid post-metal tune. could do without the demonic children’s choir and modulation at the end.

🇱🇻Latvia: for something with such an erratic melody, this sounds like something i’ve heard many times already.

🇸🇪Sweden: judging by his voice, he’s not old enough to hit the clubs so i’m not sure where he’s dancing. mediocre-at-best song, bad singer, sick bass line

🇲🇪Montenegro: i’m a sucker for balkan ballads so this should be right up my alley and yet it doesn’t manage to make as much of an impact as i’d hoped. it’s missing that special something that “lane moje” or “adio” had, but it’s still a solid entry

🇸🇮Slovenia: where this song is supposed to have a drop, nothing happens. it’s like someone forgot to write that part

🇺🇦Ukraine: shame i can’t understand him because i’m actually curious about the ladder.

big 5 + host:

🇪🇸Spain: i hate that i am actually a bit taken by their sugary sweet love song but yeah, this is cute.

🇬🇧United Kingdom: i think this was written for some afterschool anti-bullying special. surie can join jessica mauboy and christabella’s club of singers done wrong.

🇮🇹Italy: a song about peace done right. it does not beat around the bush.

🇵🇹Portugal: the key is so bizarre it’s hard for me to tell when claudia’s hitting it.i have no idea how to feel about this one. it does have by far the most awkward national final performance of the year though

🇫🇷France: another song about peace that is not corny? it’s an eurovision miracle. this one keeps growing on me

🇩🇪Germany: it’s an awkward ride in the lift having to hear about this guy’s dead dad. as far as dead parent songs go though, it does beat belgium having axel hirsoux’s mother’s corpse as a background dancer

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Beez and Batz

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56, privacy

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will never go out! so free domination or free roam there!

of course to never forget a basic

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue (and purple)

Sugar and Honey are sweet

but not as sweet as you

Red, okay

Orange, okay

Teal, team

Rainvow, go

Rainbow, go

Crimson, Red

Jasper, Red

ram a 6 flags bus up anyone who disagrees

lol jk

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