Me: *Switches on bi lighting & hangs up pride flag*
Me: *Impatiently taps foot while looking at watch *
Where my fellow queers at??
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Me: *tries to tag something as bisexual*
Tumblr tag recommendations:
the true bisexual experience
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"It's little old me, back from Pari"
Gonna use this profile as my main from now on
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I'm like 99.9999% I'm interpreting this weirdly and wrongly but uh I read somewhere that Du Ponceau would basically monitor every conversation the baron had with a woman and assuming they're lovers by the way that's just SO, SO FUNNY TO ME like bro he's not gonna hit on her you're in good hands this is the gayest man ever like 😭😭🤧🤧
To be fair this was also the "pretty young French secretary" and "plaything" website, so this isn't an 100% confirmed phenomenon, but if it is, c u t e.
Anygays.
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WOOF! What are you doing down there silly?! 😈 🐶
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No, but imagine coming out like this fr:
Sorry boss, can't come in, I just came down with another case of **✨️🌈✨️The Gay✨️🌈✨️** that's been going around, but this time it's permanent. 😷
And then you just never work again & collect continuous medical pay for the rest of your life.
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I was Mario for Halloween this year, got a lot of my favorite candy. Yes I'm an adult who still goes trick or treating.
Also books because, its me.
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