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playing tomb raider and crying this is ten times more stressful than any horror game i’ve played. there are wolves everywhere i hate them 😭
#like guys. stop killing me for FIVE seconds i’m trying to find this fucking tomb#tomb raider more like ‘how many times can lara croft die horrifically because i’m bad at making her jump’#we got crushed by rocks. eaten by wolves. impaled for no reason#this is almost as bad as the death animation in tlou where the bloater literally rips you head off by the jaw#or the one where the clicker is like 🥺 ‘our carotid artery’ 🥺#gay jedi hours 😌
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hello look at lara’s face when she realises what’s going to happen to sam if she doesn’t rescue her
when she hears sam’s voice
when sam cuts off
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#she’s like the MOST lost puppy. covered in blood and grime and gunpowder#i’m feeling incredibly normal thanks for asking#gay jedi hours 😌#tomb raider 2013
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starting jedi survivor gonna be so immaculately normal about it
#let’s hope it gives me only ideas for nice things to do in the star wars au#gay jedi hours 😌#also WILL be needing to read 5 thousand fics where u know who is in this game & happy & alive 🫠
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god the people who make these star wars games know me so well. first they invent trilla and merrin and now... they let me tame weird bipedal horse creatures to ride around on 🥺
#i feel like i'm playing pokemon ranger again capturing doduos to run around on#like. was there a better moment in my life than the 'tuk tuk tuk' of doduo feet just tapping away?#also cal taming animals and the relationships that jedi have with living things and the force as an ecosystem as a biosphere#george lucas might as usual have pulled midichlorians out of his ass with zero thots but#you can tear my magic bacteria my magic mycelium out of my cold. dead hands#jedi survivor#gay jedi hours 😌
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nobody understands how shook i was the first time that 'THE DARK ROT WILL GROW EACH TIME YOU FAIL' appeared in senua i was literally there texting my friend at 2am like 'hey so quick question how many times am i allowed to die' and he just sent me the vaguest most unhelpful answers loved watching me suffer and freak out every time i died
#i was!!! so stressed all the time#he was also my ex boyfriend who used to watch me get my ass handed to me in dead souls AND bloodbourne. very unhelpfully#also used to regularly say 'congrats girls i turned casper gay'#anyway playing this game again i am much calmer. still stressed though does anyone want to play it for me instead?#gay jedi hours 😌#<- my gaming tag for anyone confused
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just started playing the outer wilds and no i didn’t spend 20 minutes trying to win at marshmallows, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve. (i won at marshmallows)
#me when i burned the first one & ate it and my guy was like 😔: fuck you *i* would have loved that#😭 the burned ones are sacred what the heck. anyway…. i DID git good at marshmallows#but we also ate about 12 uncooked ones bc this is an rpg#and that’s what i would do#also why is the sky like that#gay jedi hours 😌#<- my tag for being annoying about video games
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playing jedi survivor after a week of watch CR nonstop and i almost walked off a CLIFF when matt mercer started talking out of nowhere.
#me killing the bedlam raiders while 😭 sorry matt#they are also making me kill B1 droids like heloo? those r my beat friends literally#me watching one of them get a grenade tangled in his fingers & blow himself up like 🥺#don’t ask why i’m still at the start of the game (i forgor how to play it and had to start over)#apparently liam is in this game too??#gay jedi hours 😌
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help look at all the sam/lara fics but i have to finish this game, which is being mean to me, before i can read them
#ok but when i’m not stressed like so so stressed about the murderers on murder island#the gameplay loop of running around in each area collecting things is genuinely really fun#also the game might be easier if not for my obsessive need to either stealth kill or headshot every single enemy#ghdhfhd also i love the sheer range like the soviets were here. it’s an ancient civilisation.#here’s a concrete bunker and here’s a village made of wood and here’s an entire carrier plane like??? bermuda triangle-ass island#gay jedi hours 😌
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