#gay murder uncles

[sharpth1ng]

(Assuming Billy and Stu live and are way older) Do you think Stu would try to get in contact with his nephew Vince? If he did, what relationship would you think they would have? Stu would be like the “cool but has murdered many people” uncle. Dunno if Leslie Macher would be happy about it tho. Also how do you think uncle-in-law billy would do with that. They ain’t raising the child so that’s good but you would not want the macher-loomis influence on your kid. Especially since Vince is canonically already an aggressive, knife-wielding asshole.

Anyways Stu and Billy are NOT invited to family gatherings, but it would be funny if they did, you could make something comical out of that: the gay uncles that murder people on the weekends showing up to the family BBQ or whatever and acting like everything is normal lol

So to me all this depends if they’re caught or not. If they get away with the murders and no one knows it’s them I think they do probably continue to have contact with family. If Leslie doesn’t want them around Vince it’s because Vince starts saying and doing fucked up stuff after hanging out with them, not because she knows they’re murderers.

Tbh I don’t think Billy is good with kids, like, he just doesn’t know how to interact with them and treats them like small adults, which is a big contrast to Stu who is incredible with kids. I feel like they probably don’t hang out with the family all that much, and they probably spend even less time with Vince one on one, but Billy warms up a little over time and sort of figures out how to hang out with this one kid.

If they’re out as a couple (which they would be at an older age) I don’t think they hang out with Stu’s parents much because even if they aren’t being outwardly homophobic it’s just awkward, but I do think Leslie would be around more. It’s the way siblings with neglectful and/or otherwise abusive parents end up coming together almost protectively once they’re old enough to be out of the house.

If they got caught and went to jail they’re getting 25 to life (that’s the sentence for premeditated murder in California) or the death sentence (which is currently suspended in California but would have been active in the mid-90s). Assuming they do 25 years and get out on good behaviour they’re in their mid 40s when they get out.

I don’t think Billy would be particularly interested in connecting with anyone other than his mom when he gets out tbh, but I can see Stu contacting Leslie, and I do think she might have been in contact a bit when they were locked up.

In this case I think Leslie is incredibly suspicious of Billy, who the media would have portrayed as the driving force behind the murders. She sees Stu as a troubled teen who got led astray and Billy as a really bad influence. I think she would be worried about him getting Stu into trouble again now they’re out (although let’s face it, Stu would be getting into trouble regardless).

Stu would be vehemently against this view of Billy, and might threaten to drop contact with Leslie if she doesn’t chill, which could actually lead to the “Gay uncles that just got out of prison for murder showing up to the family BBQ”.

[roachingurcoach]

okay I don't really know how to frame this. but like. funniest way to confirm Dean is Ben's dad is

20 year-old Ben takes a genetics test for fun or whatever, and the results he gets back are just batshit insane. it's like. oh hey. my biological father is a known serial killer who's still on the FBI's most wanted list and has been found or thought dead multiple times. and my uncle. and my grandfather. and my grandmother. and my--

[yourgalgremlin]

Pandora: What do u do today?? Anything u want!

Bonus scene:

Barty: Hell ya! That’s my lil Lunatic. Do u want the Glock or the nail bat?

Luna: Ooo the Glock!

Barty: Ok lemme take the child safety lock off real quick—go pick out ur ski mask!

[denkies]

Some of yall do not know the difference between "media that glorifies Bad Thing" and "media that portrays Bad Thing and the audience has to use critical thinking skills" and its actually concerning

[flakypuffpastry]

Lady Gaga played the first time we saw the Lotus Casino and now Dua Lipa, and I am here for it!!!!!

Percy:

[conceiteddemon]

Ylfa recognizing that The Wolf is an authority figure -> understanding that The Wolf saved her life and gave her the strength to survive a cruel cyclical existence -> realizing that there can’t be beginnings without endings and death is a part of life -> saving The Wolf from being boiled alive over and over again

Ylfa @ the big bad wolf

[goth-willgraham]

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[tr4rt]

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[bitch-is-for-okay]

THE WHIPLASH I JUST GOT FROM AWWW GAY SPACE LESBIANS TO OH MY GOD NOT SPACE DAD!!!

[sporkberries]

Its also really off putting to me when people claim joshua is a positive representation of mormonism(i mean hes accurate ill agree about that but hes so very clearly awful and exhibits many of the worst parts of mormonism.)

its really gross to me for anyone to see mormonism as a good or positive thing when theyre a racist cult who protect the worst of humanity and are just overall bastards.

The mental illness abuse and even murder within my family are all/have been encouraged by and made worse by the church. Theyve taken advantage of my family for decades and encouraged the abuse of my mother and grandmothers. I just really hate the church man

[hiramisforever]

I actually think not making jarchie explicit was one of the funniest possible moves. Everyone’s gay. Who, the male leads? Oh we’re out of time BYE

[sir-arlieosaurus-lung-struggler]

My brain's weird it screams just by reflex of me seeing a bug but will take like a day to register a death lol

My mood today be like:

Then after I finish crying:

[corvidfeathers]

feeling poorly so I am back at it again with house of the dragon. just had the whiplash moments of “aw I really enjoy laenor and rhaenyra’s partnership actually” “oh wait nvm murdering your gay husband too ten homophobic Targaryen moments I guess should have seen that one coming” “Laenor’s lover was awfully quick to agree to murder him tho” to “OH SHIT nvm rhaenyra is an ally”

[nashvillehotchicken]

since my mom has some trauma from being ex-mormon and ex-nazarene and there have been a lot of issues between us both in some held-onto beliefs and triggers, i've not been wanting to tell her explicitly that i'm converting until i'm able to move out and have a bit of stability and a better sense of safety

i do still want to be at least slightly open about this and sort of sneakily educate may family for the better so i've been using the "my friend" rule to talk abt my studies and its working hilariously well lmao

[lilliancdoodles]

FitMC quote book (feel free to add on) Inspired by @hepbaestus

"Your ass is grass and Ramon is the weed wacker"

"im not white im olive"

"I know the Geneva Convention is more like a Geneva Suggestion but.."

"im just a silly little bald boy"

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"if you disable mines you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community"

“ARE YOU TRYING TO GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT ME?”

"when im cold I don't joke about murdering children, but thats just me"

"Fit it's time to sin with me" -Phil "you're acting like it's the first time" -Fit

"so much sussy Baka activity"

"I broke Jesus's face.."

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"we got spawn camped by tony the fucking tiger"

"I love balls so much"

"im pretty sure if I tried to do puppy eyes I would look like a crack addict"

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"What did kelp stand for again? 'Kill Every Living Person'?"

"I see TNT explosions that are sexy"

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"My sexuality is wario"

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"Maidenless runt? I HAVE A BRAZILIAN BOYFRIEND BITCH"

"this cave is full of children and I'm god's hungriest Pitbull"

"do emo kids still exist?"

"Pro-wrestling is Hillbilly Shakespeare"

"i'll be a monkey's bare assed uncle"

"Just think about this Phil, in a few days im gonna get my hands on you"

"Hotdogs are gender-fluid in a way"

"guuuuuuurl same"

"I am crazy, and sexually ambiguous enough to do it."

"You know, just... just raw-dogging life with a smooth brain. It's not easy sometimes but someone's gotta do it."

[horrorlesbion]

i know we're excited about the core 4 polycule but i still haven't digested archies homophobic uncle and kevins homophobic cop dad being an evil gay couple who pick up young, precariously living male sex workers together and get murdered by bettys gay fake brother for it