@orpiknight, @anadyomena and @thearoacemess kindly educated me today on the nature of modern slang, while laughing hysterically meanwhile at my ignorance. I accidentally called Vel's butt old fashioned and thick. BUT I HAVE LEARNED! SO BEHOLD:
YO MAGGOTS MY MANDEM Y'ALL GOT MAD DRIPS TODAY GYATT DAMN YOU'RE FUCKING BUSSIN' YOU AIN'T NO GUAP CHEUGY NO YOU LOADED AS YOU BUSS IT DOWN BET YOU'RE HITTING THE GRIDLOCKS AND WE'RE BUSSIN' IT DOWN IYKYK NO CAP
Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"
I introduced my mom and her sisters to the phrase serving cunt during a conversation about the word vagina and they’ve been really excited about figuring out how to use it. The memory of my aunt walking into the kitchen and announcing “I’m a Supercunt!” after fixing the shower curtain rings will be forever burned into my mind