#genesis rhapsodos

[thymicc]

[genesis-rhapsodass]

Catastrophic event, no survivors

[rottenpumpkin13]

AGSZC and how they deal with road rage

Genesis: He first learned how to drive when he was 11, in Banora, where there were barely any cars—he thinks traffic laws are BS. So automatically everyone is wrong and he's right. He's not afraid to roll down the window, cuss at someone, give them the finger and insist they pull over and physically settle the dispute.

Zack: He thinks people being rude to him on the road gives him a free pass to spontaneously race them to their destination. He once got pulled over by two police cars, one that demanded to know why he was going at 120 on a 65. The other who was answering a distress call from the other driver, who was reporting the "crazed lunatic speeding after them while blasting Tokyo Drift"

Cloud: When angered, he does not care for his vehicle. He will bump the other car and try to run them off the road. Even better if he's on a motorcycle, which gives him the opportunity to smash the driver side window with his sword.

Angeal: A calm, collected individual. He doesn't need to act on his rage. He knows that it won't solve anything and will only harm both parties. WRONG. Quietly follows the other vehicle to their location and waits until they leave so he can get out and key the car.

Sephiroth: Another level-headed individual who holds no grudges and wishes only for peace. How dare you assume Sephiroth experiences road rage at all.

*In the car*

Zack: Uh... Seph? That car just cut you off.

Sephiroth: Oh, did they?

Zack: Yeah.

Zack:

Zack: Oh! You missed our exit.

Zack:

Zack:

Zack: Sephiroth, why are you following that car?

Sephiroth: Tell me, Zack, have you ever buried a body?

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Lazard: Why is Genesis rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to Sephiroth's head?

Angeal: *sighs* Seph was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Angeal: And then he hit his head.

Lazard: *wheezes*

[salternateunreality2]

Genesis has multiple PhDs (yes I know this isn't how it works in real life, shhhh)

@rottenpumpkin13 and @birdblacksocialclub (giant Genesis nerds) and @strayheartless (who was talking about this with me) or @ anyone who has opinions, please add your thoughts/fields of study.

He found out there was a program in the Shinra compensation package for people to pursue higher education, and that it didn't have a limit on PhDs. So far, he's studied and received accolades in:

Literature

Botany

Political Science

[wowa-bublord]

Forbidden fruit (Based on Lilith and Eve by Yuri Klapouh, 1963 !!!)

[moonilit]

saw an alphabetical Art challenge I wanted to do and realized most times i like characters in pairs and groups more than individually. like Angeal, Sephiroth and Gen are a package deal to me do not separate

[rosy-crow]

Genesis at the end of Crisis Core be like

[altocat]

how would the firsts react if young fans came up to them? like children for example

Genesis: Happily handing out free autographs and regaling the kiddos with stories of his greatest triumphs on the battlefield. Naturally, he embellishes them to make him sound a lot more cool and important. But the kids don't seem to mind.

Angeal: Giving helpful advice in what is a very thinly veiled lecture. Dreams and Honor. Eat your vegetables. Look both ways before crossing the street. Remember to recycle! He's cut off mid-speech by a gaggle of toddlers DEMANDING a piggyback ride.

Sephiroth: For once, not so distant and grumpy. He actually does his best to be very gentle and courteous, even allowing the little rugrats to climb all over him without making a fuss. Sephiroth does not enjoy being bombarded by fans. But he will make an exception for children, even if he's still not exactly Mister Warm Friendly n' Cuddly.

[bunnieroth]

AGS Doodle dump

[thymicc]

[unknown-lifeform]

Final Fantasy VII text posts (part 24)

Do you guys know I've long I've waited for those clean Vincent and Cid screenshots

[Previous parts]

[rottenpumpkin13]

It's 420!

Time to give Sephiroth some...uh...cat nip. Yeah, that's what it is. Cat nip.

Nah, for real. Angeal has been secretly growing weed for his stress, and wants his boyfriends, besties (and Reno cause he's a fuckin degen) to sample it.

How does that shit go?

*Reno bursts into Angeal's office and angrily drops a tray of brownies on his desk*

Reno: These are just regular brownies! Are you trying to scam me? I thought I ordered the good stuff from you.

Angeal: These are WHAT?

Reno: Regular ass brownies.

Angeal: I must've mixed them up! I thought I dropped off the regular brownies in the break room!

*Angeal gets up and runs out the door, Reno runs after him*

Reno: Relax, it's just weed. It's not like you gave them the other stuff. At most they're calm, relaxed and—

*They open the break room door. Genesis and Zack are high as shit and trying to shove Sephiroth in the fridge*

Angeal: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Zack: Dude, relax. Sephiroth started going on and on about how he "needed to go to the North Crater, the Northern Crater is where he needs to be"

Genesis: We figured he must be cold so we're shoving him in the fridge.

Angeal: No! You guys are high!

Sephiroth: We're on the 49th floor, Angeal. Of course we're high.

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Sephiroth: He betrayed us.

Zack: *who’s heard Aerith say this at least 10x a day* But have you considered that maybe he’s just a teenage girl?

Genesis: Yeah! Have you considered that Seph?!

Sephiroth: Gen, you’re 25 and a male.

[wowa-bublord]

caught!!

[sheylara-san]

I was thinking about what kind of photos Angeal could take