#geno reads homestuck

[geno-reads-homestuck]

Welcome to my Homestuck Reading Blog

In my blog, I will read the entirety of Homestuck for 100 pages a day, but with a twist. Geno from Super Mario RPG will be giving a recap.

It should be noted that I cannot download the unofficial Homestuck collection, so I will either be using the website or the old mspaintadventures.com, so don't expect any openbound, instead, Geno will explain what happened.

I will also be reading HS2 and reblogging other Homestuck analysis posts.

I will also be using this template made by @revletter

Main is @yoylecake420

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anime tboy swag tournament bracket

here it is, people! the full bracket! voting starts SUNDAY OCTOBER 1ST! plain text list of all the matches (including what series each character is from) under the read more.

ROUND 1:

MATCH 1: Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket) VS Ishimaru Kiyotaka (Dangan Ronpa) MATCH 2: Yato (Noragami) VS Simon (Gurren Lagann) MATCH 3: Sasara Nurude (Hypnosis Microphone) VS Trafalgar Law (One Piece) MATCH 4: Dirk Strider (Homestuck) VS Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler) MATCH 5: Sigma (Bungo Stray Dogs) VS Sanageyama Uzu (Kill La Kill) MATCH 6: Bakugou Katsuki (My Hero Academia) VS Kuroko Tetsuya (Kuroko no Basket) MATCH 7: Lavi (D Gray Man) VS Yoshioka Masafumi (Apocalypse no Toride) MATCH 8: Portgas D. Ace (One Piece) VS Mafuyu (Project Sekai) MATCH 9: Higashikata Josuke (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable) VS Lio Fotia (Promare) MATCH 10: Firo Prochainezo (Baccano!) VS Jacuzzi Splot (Baccano!) MATCH 11: Isaac O’Connor (Paranatural) VS Kabru (Dungeon Meshi) MATCH 12: Matsuoka Rin (Free!) VS Dazai Osamu (Bungo Stray Dogs) MATCH 13: L (Death Note) VS Togata (Fire Punch) MATCH 14: Claude (Claudine) VS Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) MATCH 15: Kaoru Kurita (Wonder Egg Priority) VS Black★Star (Soul Eater) MATCH 16: Nishinoya Yuu (Haikyuu!!) VS Hikaru & Kaoru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club) MATCH 17: Casca (Berserk) VS Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop) MATCH 18: Dororo (Dororo) VS Kamille Bidan (Zeta Gundam) MATCH 19: Kei Kisaragi (Black Jack) VS Vash the Stampede (Trigun) MATCH 20: Hayakawa Aki (Chainsaw Man) VS Miyamizu Mitsuha (Your Name) MATCH 21: Shirogane Naoto (Persona 4) VS Ling Yao (Fullmetal Alchemist) MATCH 22: Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) VS Luke Triton (Professor Layton) MATCH 23: Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club) VS Megumi Fushiguro (Jujutsu Kaisen)

ROUND 2:

MATCH 1: Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) VS Winner Round 1 Match 1 MATCH 2: Winner Round 1 Match 2 VS Winner Round 1 Match 3 MATCH 3: Link (Legend of Zelda) VS Winner Round 1 Match 4 MATCH 4: Winner Round 1 Match 5 VS Kujo Jotaro (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) MATCH 5: Genos (One Punch Man) VS Winner Round 1 Match 6 MATCH 6: Winner Round 1 Match 7 VS Winner Round 1 Match 8 MATCH 7: Winner Round 1 Match 9 VS Winner Round 1 Match 10 MATCH 8: Winner Round 1 Match 11 VS Yamato (One Piece) MATCH 9: Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) VS Winner Round 1 Match 12 MATCH 10: Winner Round 1 Match 13 VS Winner Round 1 Match 14 MATCH 11: Winner Round 1 Match 15 VS Winner Round 1 Match 16 MATCH 12: Winner Round 1 Match 17 VS Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney)

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Do you know about Serena Foxx/dr.rothotnik/sonicthecringehog? When I vented to her, she sympathized with me at first, but then she told me what I did was lolcow behavior, which made me search it up.She referred to me as a lolcow in the Homestuck fandom, like Chris Chan level in the Court of Roses Discord server. She also accused me of stalking nintendonut1 for "free art of Geno's feet", which I know is just bogus. (But I did submit their characters in Tumblr kiss marry kill polls because I really liked their characters and didn't know better). Oh, and harassing artists for free art of Geno from Super Mario RPG. She believes that proshipping is bad, proshippers are pedophiles, and admits to trolling me. She believes that Don't Like, Don't Read is an excuse to be an asshole, Your Kink is Not My Kink doesn't beling in fandoms targeted at kids, and that Ship and Let Ship enables pedophilia.. And to top it all off, she called me a pedo sympathizer once because all I wanted her to do was to respect proshippers' beliefs and leave them alone. When I told her that I wanted to move on from what happened in the Court of Roses Discord server, she told me that I was running away from my problems. And when I told her that I wanted to block her, she accused me of guilt tripping and said that she didn't give a shit about me because she was an outsider.

idk who the ppl you're talking abt are, or what the court of roses discord is (also dk what geno is), but that sucks. like big time.

idk why antis refuse to just block and leave us alone. hope you're doing okay (or at least better!), and i'm sending you good vibes :3c <3

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The main things I enjoy at the moment are: Ed Edd & Eddy, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Ojamajo Doremi, Mob Psycho 100, Homestuck, and whatever other shit i'm into at the moment

Read more below to see my fav ships & characters!

Current Waifus:

Senoo Aiko - my baby, my one and only, I love her so much........... I relate to her on so many levels and just love her alot... I actually have 2 different narratives in my head for this one, one where my self insert is a cute lil catboy who gets sent to her universe, and one where she magically shows up in mine. I could talk about her for hours but all you need to know is that she's my sweetheart of the whole world and I love her <333

Double Dee - i would do. so many things. i shant say...

Ships I like:

Anything ed edd & eddy - any combination of the characters works for me. I love all of them so much

MobRei - been a fan of this one for years, always been there for me and I quite enjoy it [ageswap AU is my fav <33]. Many of the fics I read of them are very cathartic to me, so these 2 hold a special place in my heart

RitMob - also love this one, it's very very cute, was there for me when I was stuck hanging out with antis but my love for mob could never be fully repressed <3

Rickorty - this one's so fucked up but my brain loves it lmao... the first time I read a fic of them I got suuuuper guilty about it the next day, but unfortunately I find guilt pretty hot so this one latched onto my brain like a virus, huge fan

Stridercest - pretty much all forms of it are right up my alley. Don't post about it as much currently but it's an absolute longtime CLASSIC and I love it. Most recently was on an alpha stridercest kick because I love dom shotas and watching Dave fight for his life

Kris x Spamton - I absolutely love the themes being developed in deltarune so far, and I feel like these 2 characters and their interactions explore the themes relating to control and freedom very beautifully... both Kris and Spamton are characters whose struggles I can relate to easily/empathize with, so some of the fics I read of them can be very cathartic and comforting... alot of complex emotions arise from this ship, and I really love it. its also really hot lol.

SaiGenos - oh man.... cyborgs...... I read a fic where some of Genos' wires get fucked up and he needs Saitama to plug them back in cuz hes basically immobile until they get fixed... and OUGH it's really hot..... I read alot more im addition to this, but this one was REALLY good

Scratch x Molly: I enjoy a veeery specific wholesome flavor of this ship, but not many people draw it the way I like (last I checked), so any fellow shippers feel free to say hi lol

Style (south park) - this one is an ABSOLUTE classic, a childhood favorite of mine, and im glad to say it lives on in my heart after all these years <3

Kyman (just a little) - I can have a little kyman... as a treat :3

And many others......

Other Waifus (for historical purposes):

Bloo: jeeeze louise he's so cute. He's such a little brat I just wanna pick him up and shake him around <3 bloo crying 10 minute compilation on loop

Dirk Strider - had a big phase of liking him lol. He's really cute <3

Eddy - I need to put him in a dress and make him cry tears of pleasure

Eric Cartman - I have a thing for little chubby boys in drag btw

Brobot - yes, the battle robot dirk made in his image. It's hot. I like to imagine giving it a personality <33

Mob - unfortunately I was hanging out with antis during my original Mob Psycho phase, so I didn't really accept my love for him & he didn't register in my brain like that... but I still had dreams of cuddling with him and fantasized of being able to meet him and comfort him (and got really high an pretended to cuddle with him using my cat lol), so I believe he still counts

Reigen. - I had a pretty substantial reigen obsession during my first mp100 phase, I have a 125 image porn collection of him from back them lmfao. He's pretty alright

Hal 9000 (2001 a Space Odyssey) - I fucking love hal

Karkat Vantas - excuse my french but I need his transboy tentacle cock in my mouth he is very cute

Mituna Captor - Mituna.......... yippee!!!

Dave Strider - he's every transmascs favorite character of course I like him... tried writing a self insert kissing practice gone wrong fanfic but I couldn't get his dialogue right so I gave up lol

Charles Calvin (Henry Stickmin) - now I know this one's pretty out of place compared to the rest but uh... yeah he was probably my BIGGEST obsession with a fictional character... like it was detrimental at some points lol. But man I really wanted to fuck this stick figure X] I actually created a Google drive folder with about 230 pictures of Henry stickmin porn, even including a document with all the sources I could find lol. If you recognize me from this information, no you don't

Genos (OPM) - god I was reeeeaaally into him when I was watching one punch man and I LOVED him. I still love him just focused on other characters atm <3

And probably some others

Other fav characters

Hunter (TOH) - bro he's just like me fr fr... quite love him and want to see him happy

Scratch (tgamm) - DUDE he's so silly funny, so goofy silly..... these so underrated and ppl need to appreciate him more >:3

Kyle (SP) - mannnn Kyle is pretty cute, some of these south park characters are nearing the waifu tier, it's going to be very silly goofy

Kenny (SP) - dude kenny is one of my classic childhood crushes, shoutout kenny lol

Spongebob (Squarepants) - another one of my childhood crushes, youll see me occasionally post about him too lol.

+ plenty others lol

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*Pulls up to drive thru* yeah can I get uuuuuuuh…. Salty ask number 4, 17, 26 and 27? 👀 (OPM)

4.Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?

Genos and Tatsumaki. Just. No for so many reasons. I’ll give it one thing, it is funny in those AUs where King writes fanfic about them but they aren’t together anyway.

GenoSai is another one, that I didn’t mind at first because there’s tons of fun/endearing/sad Genos & Saitama moments hidden in those fics and also because WHERE ELSE WOULD I GET SMUT WITH GENOS BACK IN THE DAY. But nowadays I’m just so tired of seeing it everywhere. The straw that broke the camel’s back was when I was reading this GEN fic, with no mention anywhere of that ship, and it was about Genos getting some of his repairs done at the HA, and then it ends referencing how they are together like c’mon man it was going great and then they shat all over the ending.

17.Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…

Instead of all this god and Garou nonsense, from the point where Garou gets to the surface and starts doing shit, I'd just follow all of it more or less as in the webcomic so we could all be done with this fucking Garou arc instead of clowning around near Jupiter and killing almost all of the S-Class.

26.Most shippable character?

Logically you could appoint Genos for this because he’s a handsome and bold guy and the 2nd main character you get to know about, AND he interacts, even if briefly, with a ton of other characters. Your first OPM ship will generally contain him.

27.Least shippable character?

Honestly… idk maybe Tatsumaki? She’s so asocial and rude and I don’t see her trust problems getting resolved enough for her to be in a relationship. I couldn’t even see her in a complicated or abusive relationship, she just feels like the kinda person who’d push ppl away rather than do that to herself. Not even alien Homestuck romance quadrants can save this character for me. You’d need some heck of a long slow burn for that and I wouldn’t want to read it anyway.

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fanfic writer tag game

Tagged by @mathclasswarfare​. Thanks! :D

What’s your all-time favorite ship? I don’t have an all-time favourite ship that reigns over every fandom, but I do have an OTP within each of my fandoms. My top OTPs from each of my most-written fandoms are Prompto x Noctis (FFXV), Nepeta x Karkat (Homestuck), Nezumi x Shion (No. 6), and Ciara Tabris (female city elf archer) x Zevran Arainai (Dragon Age: Origins). How many works do you have on AO3? 142, although not all of those are fic. A few are translations or collabs.

What’s your total AO3 word count? 839,723 words. What are your top 5 fics by kudos? 1. You Know The Fic - A One Punch Man Saigenos fic which was a remix of a smut fic by Sandywolf. It somehow became insanely popular, with 1,609 kudos.

Saitama rescues a robot who turns out to be a pirated sex-robot. Then it falls in love with him. This is not what he needed in his life. (Or maybe it was.) Disclaimer: This is not your average smut fic. Come for the smut, get hooked by the comedy, stay for the feels. Trust me.

2. Her Own Beloved - A fun Miraculous Ladybug Adriette/Ladynoir reveal fic. Like YKTF, this one definitely got this popular because the fandom is freaking huge. It has 476 kudos, a big step down from YKTF. People did not stay with me after reading that fic.

Marinette has finally achieved her dream of moving in with her boyfriend Adrien Agreste. But something seems fishy in their relationship, and Marinette fears that Adrien could be preparing to break up with her. As usual, her problems have an unconventional solution.

3. Everything To Me - An FFXV Promptis soulmate AU, written for the Book Club Discord’s spring exchange in 2020. I think it got so popular because Mysteriousbean5 illustrated it as a gift for a different exchange. And the premise is a little more basic than some of my other FFXV works, so it has more universal appeal.

“So, I think we’re soulmates,” Noctis said.

4. Apartment-Warming - A One Punch Man Saigenos uh... adult fic. Its popularity is definitely due to riding on the coat-tails of You Know The Fic.

Saitama finally moves out of the Hero Association HQ and goes back to Z-City with Genos. They do some housewarming.

5. Fateswap - My No. 6 magnum opus. Of all the ones on this list, I think this one most deserves to be here.

Nezumi grows up in his village... sort of... while Shion is captured and taken to the Correctional Facility at a young age. How will events play out with the roles reversed? And what will happen to the third option?

Do you reply to comments, why or why not? I aspire to, but I prioritise longer/more meaningful comments, or ones with questions in them. It’s not that I don’t appreciate short comments - I do! I just don’t have much to say back aside from a standard, “Thanks for the comment; glad you enjoyed the fic” and I don’t like being so repetitive.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? What Prompto Gave - In a motel room during the road trip one night, Noctis comes out as gay to Prompto. The problem: the terms of Noctis's marriage contract with Luna prevent him from taking any lovers. Despite believing himself to have no romantic feelings for Noctis, Prompto offers him the chance to experience intimacy with a man - himself.

The ending implies this will be the only time Noctis gets to honour his real sexuality, and also that Prompto might have feelings for Noctis neither of them will ever get to explore. I really wanted to wring out some reader tears with this one, which is very unusual for me.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending? It’s impossible to pick just one. Almost all of my fics have happy endings, and I also write a lot of fix-its. Do you write crossovers? Not really. I will write fics that are inspired by another story, but not a straight up “characters from X world are put into Y world” story.

Have you ever received hate on a fic? No, although I have received some tiresome comments, such as rude grammar commentary. I welcome all comments, but those are the ones that made me roll my eyes.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Unfortunately, yes, lol. It’s always pretty vanilla. I find writing it boring, except as a manifestation of deep intimacy and love. So I guess the kind is “with feelings”.

Have you ever had a fic stolen? Yes. There was a website called ebooks-tree that once upon a time stole some of my Homestuck and No. 6 fics and was selling them to people, even though you can read them for free on AO3 =_=

As you can see, here are my fics Alliances and Ace Crackshot Harleys (now Feathers & Firearms) on their blasted webbed site. Fortunately this site is gone forever now.

Have you ever had a fic translated? Yes. I translated Eve’s Secret, one of my own No. 6 fics, to French, and my fic The Faithful Servant was translated to French in a trade with @riotbrrrd​.

Have you ever co-written a fic before? Yes. One of the No. 6 Discord’s Halloween events in 2018 was a round robin fic which ended up being called A Dark And Stormy Anniversary. I wrote 1/6 of it. I also have co-author credit on cry havok and kick up your heels, a fic that was written by @ninemoons42​, but planned and brainstormed by me as well.

What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? Luckily for you all, all of my published WIPs will one day be finished. Forever unfinished ones will never see the light of day. Of those, the one which I think had the most literary potential is a Kaworu x Shinji AU where Kaworu is a normal human boy with a terminal illness, who comes into Shinji’s life for the length of one summer. That could’ve been a real tear-jerker.

What are your writing strengths? I’m good at writing description, and also at designing and world-building AUs. I like to think I’m good at writing fix-its and romance as well.

What are your writing weaknesses? Action/adventure type stuff. I find writing fight scenes boring. I also don’t know how other people do this, but a lot of my characterisation is done on instinct alone, which makes writing distinctive voices for them difficult sometimes. I also don’t like writing long conversations very much.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic? Well... I’ve done it before. I wrote all of France’s dialogue for my Hetalia France x England fic Harmony And Contrast in French. I would be happy to read more bilingual French & English fics. However, I think doing this alienates monolingual readers, so providing an all-one-language version is essential, which is what I did with Harmony & Contrast. There’s an all-English version bundled on the same posting as the English & French version.

What was the first fandom you wrote for? Homestuck, for which I have 25 works. It was my most prolific fandom until I got into FFXV, which has 38 works.

What’s your favorite fic you’ve written? Whichever fic I’ve written most recently tends to be my favourite. If I had to absolutely pick one, though, it would probably be Perchance To Wake. The version on AO3 is a wip, but I have the whole thing written already. It’s very personal to me, being about Noctis and Prompto’s journey with their respective chronic illnesses (although set on a backdrop of action, friendship, and romance!). I think it’s really well constructed, if I do say so myself.

I tag @riotbrrrd​, @ninemoons42​, @revasnaslan​, @yuneyn​.

No pressure to do the meme, just if you feel like it :)

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★ @ghostbustingreen​ asked:  🍵Pour one out for Geno, Nikki

OH DREAMY  THE CANS OF BEES YOU’VE JUST OPENED. LET’S-A FUCKING GO. i’mma put this under a read more because i’m aware that i’ll probably be getting really fucking vile here. y’all been warned.

holy shit, let me just say how STUPID some people are for thinking that people who like geno have CLEARLY never played super mario rpg because if they did, they WOULDN’T like geno because THEY THEMSELVES DON’T. they often like to compare sales and say that smrpg was a ‘flop’ that few people liked, on top of the fact that their opinions make them so blinded by bias that they can’t fathom other takes.

let me break down how fucking brain-dead this take is and why it makes me want to get these dumbasses brain transplants, STAT. put them on the front of the brain transplant waiting list, because they DESPERATELY need them.

first of fucking all, bitch, your experience with smrpg is not everyone else’s. just because someone’s favorite character is geno DOES NOT MEAN THEY DIDN’T PLAY THE GAME. there are so many other lovable characters in smrpg (mallow, jonathan jones, booster, valentina, smithy, jinx, etc), but if someone’s favorite is geno, they SURELY don’t know the other characters and OBVIOUSLY never played the game. LOL SMRPG PLAYS THE GAME FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME HAHA

you know another reason why people make this shit up? because of geno mostly being known for being a smash request. i do agree that this does blow, as i wish people would stop associating geno ONLY with smash and let smrpg fans just appreciate him and his game as a whole, but GOOD FUCKING GOD. guess what? a lot of people heard about geno and therefore smrpg BECAUSE OF THAT. guess what happens when people hear of a game and fall in love with a monumental character from that game? they might, you know... play the game?

B-BUT THE GAME IS SO HARD TO GET! YOU CAN ONLY GET IT ON MODERN SYSTEMS IF YOU WERE ONE OF THE FEW TO OWN A WII U OR AN SNES CLASSIC.

sit your pure christian brainlet ass DOWN, karen, because you underestimate the rampant piracy when it comes to nintendo games. i know that people doing something that may be harmful to your pwecious favowite cowpowation is enough to make you clutch your doterra essential oils or your unwashed dick, but it’s a thing! wow! especially with games like earthbound, super mario rpg, and chrono trigger, snes emulation is extremely common. it’s how most people get to play these games nowadays because of nintendo’s own failure to provide alternate means of play through legal methods. it’s how i got to play super mario rpg all those years ago! through an emulator! yes, i’m a filthy fucking pirate! yo ho ho, bitch, try some fucking grog and sing a fucking shanty with me, because we’re going plundering for nintendo’s tasty treasures.

you know what that means, by the way? the sales for smrpg on the snes DO NOT COUNT AS THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE PLAYED THE GAME. WOW, FUCKING SHOCKING, RIGHT? HOW ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO GOT IT ON VC? THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SNES CLASSICS? THE PEOPLE WHO PIRATED THE GAME? THERE ARE A BUNCH OF THEM. YOU ACTUAL BUFFOONS. HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT. ARE YOU LIVING THAT FAR INTO YOUR INFESTED UNWASHED ASS THAT U CAN’T REALIZE THAT. LMAOOOOO HOW IS UR IQ GOING BEING IN THE SINGLE DIGITS

oh, but none of that matters, right? people who like geno still never played the game because i said so, therefore they deserve to have people going out of their way to their smrpg fan content, to their social media, and to FUCKING DOXXING PEOPLE because they like a video game character!! death threats? wanting to literally smother, gas, or set fire to people who have a preference for a non-problematic video game character? TOTALLY OKAY! if it was just about morons being morons, i wouldn’t even be this hateful and spiteful, but it’s gone so above and beyond that to the point that these people deserve nothing but having their asscheeks devoured by their local alaskan bullworm. go back to snorting your own fecal matter and getting high off of your own farts, you filthy neckbeards. maybe your lives are the ones who should be re-evaluated as being ‘wastes of oxygen’ if you’re making death threats OVER A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER.

this is why i hate the smash fan base. no, i don’t hate smash fans, obviously. i’m in the rpc and i know a lot of smash fans. i love them dearly. however, the general fan base is a toxic wasteland and a lot of this behavior is either overlooked or normalized. this is the same fan base that allowed grooming of minors to run rampant for so long, after all. this is the same fan base full of mouth-breathers who want nasty art of underage smash fighters and make it by the tons. it’s the same one full of some of the horniest, pathetic turbo-incels i’ve ever seen. the fact that i hate the smash fan base more than HOMESTUCK’S should speak volumes. it’s REVOLTING. leave me the fuck alone, i’m a mario rpg fan and not a part of your fucking fan base. i want nothing to do with y’all, so stop seeking me out just to cry and moan because i like a video game character you don’t like. you fucking freaks.

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Get to Know the Blogger

Can be used for RP and non-RP blogs to get to know a bit about the person behind the screen! Repost, don’t reblog!

1. FIRST NAME:  My alias is KumaraDosha, and you can call me that, Kumara, Mara, or something else you have learned I go by. :3c

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I have an extra half a vertebra in my lumbar spine, bigger on the left side, that makes my back less stable and more susceptible to pain and injury, and part of the reason I had to change my career from being a surgical technologist was because of that wear and tear.

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: ...I really don’t know how to answer this. Attraction is so finicky for me, and “aesthetically pleasing” really just depends on the person. I guess all I can say is the most identifiable “type” of person I’d be attracted to are sort of...waifish women? Maybe Scandinavian features, IDK. Something vaguely similar to Anya Taylor-Joy’s soft looks, any hair color.

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: Ice cream/shakes.

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: Olives.

6. GUILTY PLEASURE: Assigning characters of different fandoms Homestuck godtier classes and aspects.

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: Usually an old, big shirt and pajama pants.

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: Serious relationships only, if not neither.

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: I might go back and pick sonography as my major first, instead of trying nursing school, getting psychologically abused and mistreated by nursing teachers, having a breakdown and quitting, getting a surgical technology degree after being treated poorly by teachers/students/staff, quitting surgical tech work after 3 years due to depression/anxiety and physical strain, then coming back to school for a third time with past healthcare-school trauma and trying to get a bachelor’s in sonography. Then again, I learned a whole lot--educationally, about life, about the behaviors and cultures of healthcare workers, and about how people are--in those other schools/professions, so I’m not sure that’s worth giving up? I’d be very much richer right now, though, and not dependent on family or in debt. Plus, surgical technology is actually really cool (and still very much a passion of mine), and I don’t want to give those experiences and memories up. So maybe I’d just nix the nursing school, do surgical tech for a few years, and then go for sonography. Who knows, man; life and its consequences are so unpredictable.

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: Probably not. I am very sensitive to rejection if I’ve been honest or vulnerable, so I usually only gush over people I trust and honestly feel that way about.

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: I really don’t know if there’s any like that for me?? But I guess The Signal is a movie I like to show people and watch with them, because many haven’t seen it, and I find it fascinating. I also love Tron Legacy a whole lot.

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: I would choose a Samoyed dog, if I were able to have it well-taken-care-of (which I can’t do at this point, which is why I don’t have one).

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS: Oh boy, uh. At the moment? It’s hard for me to give any ultimate lists, because they can all be terribly mishandled or cringe depending on how they’re portrayed, which often somehow turns out to be popular in the fandom, and that spoils it for me a little bit... You know what, screw the rules; I’ma throw out a bunch--six from BNHA that I favor atm and then a diverse cast of some oldies I still like that will be more than five. Not particularly in order of rank...

From BNHA, Monoma Neito x Shinsou Hitoshi; Monoma Neito x Midoriya Izuku; Monoma Neito x Kuroiro Shihai (there may or may not be huge RP bias here); Bakugou Katsuki x Uraraka Ochaco; Bakugou Katsuki x Todoroki Shouto; Shigaraki Tomura x Dabi.

From other fandoms... Kuja x Terra (Dissidia Final Fantasy), Genos x Sonic (One Punch Man), Akabane Karma x Asano Gakushu (Assassination Classroom), Beyond Birthday x L Lawliet (Death Note, but ONLY from an epic-long series of canon-divergent fanfictions that nobody’s going to have heard of), Yami Bakura x Yami Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Aoba x Noiz (Dramatical Murder), Matsuoka Rin x Nanase Haruka (Free!), Eridan Ampora x Sollux Captor (Homestuck), Caliborn x Dirk Strider (Homestuck), The Batter x Zacharie (OFF), Sniper x Spy (Team Fortress 2). ...The hate/enemies/rivals ships are kind of a theme, aren’t they.

15. PIE OR CAKE: Cake.

16. FAVORITE SCENT: At the moment, I really like the Snowflakes and Cashmere body wash at Bath and Body Works. Also Butterfly Flower. Also give me baking cookies or blueberry muffins.

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: They all disappoint me. They’re just human beings, often not very good ones.

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: Heaven, bitch. (Okay, maybe an island resort or a cruise or something.)

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT:  Introvert who can appear extremely extrovert in comfortable company. I guess ambivert fits better.

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: Depends. In real life, I’d say not really, but if you can find a way to trigger my imaginative paranoia, then maybe. I can’t play scary video games, because they make me way too tense, but I absolutely love watching other people play them, and I get very scared, especially by jumpscares (but in a fun way, LOL). I also love watching horror movies (though most are embarrassingly un-scary). I do not like jumpscares in movies. Cheap. I also love reading/hearing creepy stories that are presumably true (that’s usually what triggers my imaginative paranoia and puts me in a bad headspace, but whoops, still interesting to me).

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: I’ve only ever had iPhone.

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: Yeah. I wish I played more, but I seem to procrastinate a lot on playing games for some reason, and I’m not that good besides. I prefer PC to consoles, and I have tons and tons of games on Steam (many that I haven’t gotten around to trying yet), but I also have a PS4 and Nintendo Switch. Games of note that I have played a decent bit are Zelda Breath of the Wild, Fallout 4, Skyrim, Darkest Dungeon, Smash, Saints Row 3 and 4, many of the Final Fantasy games... And a heck ton more, uh.

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: Pay off debts, share with family/friends, charity, invest in rich people stocks or whatever, and also live a nice-ass life. Honestly not sure if I’d quit working entirely...? I tend to get depressed if my life doesn’t have meaning like that. I have to give something back to the world. Besides, a million dollars literally lasts like under 20 years in normal circumstances...? That’s not something you retire on as a young person, unless you’re investing well...which I would need help figuring out how to do. I hate managing money.

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: Off the top of my head, probably Jane Crocker and Aranea from Homestuck.

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: Trigun fandom! I still love that series...!

tagged by: @galaxythixf

tagging: You, but only if you like me, even if from afar. :3c

[zipskips]

Yo happy Homestuck day!

...and 10th anniversary!

I wanted to draw something special but I think I used up all of April’s chaotic energy reserves on my Geno blog’s April Fools joke, oops.

So instead I think I’m going to just like, reminisce a little on early Homestuck memories. And maybe post some old ass art while I’m at it in a little bit here.

Right off the top of my head here’s some stuff:

Before I got into it I remember like 2 distinct things that pushed me closer to reading it:

1) This huuuge ass post on hemospectrum head cannons mainly related to how anon bloods work and what happens if their blood color gets out. I had no idea it was about HS but I read the whole thing and thought it was super cool! IDK if I’ll ever be able to find the post again though so, RIP.

2) Seeing some girl in one of my highschool computer classes reading it, specifically one of the pages where Sollux is using his eye blasts, and thinking “oh is that what Homestuck is? Nifty :0″

When I did finally start reading it I binged up to like where WV was introduced and for a hot minute there he was my favorite character! He still might be t b h but it’s hard to pick favorites! I love all the characters!!

Then some time later I ended up having a dream about fantrolls and it inspired me to make my first one! I will absolutely not miss the huge anxiety about being ~cannon friendly~ and fearing the ire of ~bad fantroll blogs~ bUT I DIGRESS THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE 

He was tiger themed (and despite his blood color was not a clown at all). TBH he didn’t have much personality or anything at this point.

Then sometime latter he looked like this!

This is Jingks! While he’s flip flopped between bronze and purple a lot and has had a TON of redesigns over the years, this bastard still holds an incredibly special place in my heart!

Nowadays he’s permanently a bronze blood looks more like this!

(Please forgive the crappy phone photo and non-colored sketches I’m in between proper refs for him atm!)

If it’s not obvious like 60% of my continued interest in Homestuck is directly related to fantrolls! Good lord I love fantrolls! I may be a huge weenie who’s bad at interacting with people and sharing my trolls but goodness I just, love them. So much. They’ve been a consistent, positive force in my life! And while I could (and probably will eventually) continue to gush and talk about what my trolls are currently like and what they used to be like and so on I wont for the sake of the length of this post!

I guess in conclusion, I love this dumbass longass comic and everything it spawned! I feel like I owe it a lot.

[ao3feed-gamtav]

The De-Balling of Gamzee

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2EDuUd7

by Mr_Hinadam_Wide

Tavros has had enough of Gamzee's attempts at flirting. Meanwhile, Vriska is ableist.

Words: 290, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: Gen

Characters: Gamzee Makara, Tavros Nitram, Vriska Serket, Toby Fox

Relationships: Gamzee Makara/Tavros Nitram, Shadow the Hedgehog/Sonic the Hedgehog, Genos/Saitama (One-Punch Man)

Additional Tags: One-Sided Relationship, De-balling, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Sans is Mnetioned, gamzee does NOT use his rock hard cock to protect his uke tavros, rather.... he will never use his rock hard cock for anything ever again, Music

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2EDuUd7

[voxiferous]

tagged by rev

Tagged in this post by dear @revasnaslan! :D

What is your total word count on AO3?

As of May 3rd, 2018, it’s 539,689 words. B)

How often do you write?

This varies wildly from “zero words a day, for weeks” to “60,000 words in a month”. Recently it’s been ~500 words a day, every other day.

Do you have a routine for writing?

Planning: I almost always outline. Complexity and depth of outline depends on length of fic.

Actually writing: I sometimes like music and sometimes I don’t. Usually I have some familiar tunes playing in the background. I may write the fic out of order depending. I’d love to be more thorough here but my writing methods have changed a lot since I got sick.

What are your favorite kinks/tropes/pairing?

Kinks: I’m pretty vanilla. I also don’t feel comfortable discussing anything more than that on this blog. But if you read my fics you can probably see what I like to write in terms of smut. Kissing. Explicit consent. A bond of trust and love. Vanilla. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tropes: Uh... I’m down for most fluff tropes. I like hurt/comfort. I’m always experimenting with new things in my writing, though. I’d like to try writing a variety of popular tropes over my career as a fic author, like collecting all the pokemon. But I don’t force it.

Pairings: Major OTPs over the years have included KatNep (Homestuck), Nezushi (No. 6), Kawoshin (NGE), KouAo (DMMD), f!Warden/Zevran (Dragon Age), Shunk (Voltron), and Promptis (FFXV). I have a lot of side pairings I enjoy as well.

Do you have a favorite fic of yours?

My current favourite fic tends to be whatever long fic I’ve written most recently. So, naturally, right now it’s “Perchance to Wake”, my FFXV Promptis Coma AU. I think this fic has the best plot of anything I’ve ever written. “Suggested Forms of Intimacy” (Promptis fluff) is pretty great as well.

Your fic with the most kudos?

“You Know The Fic” - that one One Punch Man fic where Genos is a sex robot. It has 1,137 kudos.

Anything you don’t like about your writing?

Uh... I don’t think that it stands out very much. Like people seem to enjoy it but idk if it’s really special. Trying to work on that.

Now something you do like (about your writing)?

I think I’ve come a long way since I first started writing! The plot of the Coma AU is really good, and I’ve become so much more articulate and well-rounded in every way. And it’s exciting, to know that I’m beginning to master my craft. I can’t wait to see what other ridiculous projects I’ll surprise me with in the future!

Tagging: @ninemoons42, @domesticfluffsimulator, @yuneyn, and anyone else who wants to do this! Feel free to @ me!

[geno-reads-homestuck]

Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 4101-4114

Note: This will be the last post by Geno, as I don't have the motivation to recap Act 6 in this style, so Mario and the Gang will recap Act 6 in text form.

[traf-gay]

Rules: Pick one favorite character from ten different shows, then tag ten people

tagged by my bitches @cleansahina and @fullmetal-trash-in-grey

You know I don’t like picking favorites, so I’ll just pick the first to come to my mind. No specific order or anything.

1. Genos, One Punch Man

2. Trafalgar Law, One Piece

3. Sollux Captor, Homestuck

4. Noiz, Dramatical Murders

5. Lance McClain, Voltron

6. Matt, Deathnote

7. Wolfram von Bielefeld, Kyou Kara Maou!

8. Seiko Shinohara, Corpse Party

9. Akira Souma, Meganebu

10. Shun Aonuma, Shinsekai Yori

I tag whoever reads this whole thing, I’m tired

[geno-reads-homestuck]

Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 4001-4100

After tomorrow, instead of daily 100 pages, there will be an Act 6 recap periodically.

[geno-reads-homestuck]

Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 3801-3900

[geno-reads-homestuck]

Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 3701-3800